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Cows moo in different accents

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

According to experts in their field, they have found that cows from different countries have different accents when mooing, experts have even been able detect differences from English and Spanish cows, expert say in the future they could be able to pick up from even different counties, for example Devon and Somerset, also Yorkshire and Lancashire based cows , but experts warn this technology is still some way off. Although it will never be noticeable without a device, some human’s might be able to tell the difference, experts say dogs and other animals with good hearing could be able to tell the difference if they were trained, but dogs attention spans would need to be improved they say. Experts said they used a ‘special machine’ to find all of this informootion that there were in fact different accent in the bovine world, no matter how subtle, what’s your view, have you noticed it yourself or maybe you were to busy saying ‘cows’ when you drove past a field of cows, do you trust cows, or are they up to something when we are not looking ?

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Sounds like another bit of crucial research by those who live in academia….

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Think I'll just moooooove along to the next thread.

My brain is too tired today to think about what you said,sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I trust cows. They always look way more suspicious than they should

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I think they are very intelligent and emotional creatures like humans they have friendships and best friends

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The chauffeur driven limosin ones can be a bit rude at times.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Birds chirp regionally too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like another bit of crucial research by those who live in academia…."

I wonder if the cows in academia have a different accent.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

My mate Charlie Cow insists on being called Charolais

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was going to call this thread A moo’s Bouche.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

I dunno, saw a video of a guy burping loudly infront of Cows and they didn't seem too impressed, so they must have been Cornish cows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cows, when i go in the field ours always get excited and come over moo'ing at me. They run from my dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So do Orca's

Orca's from different parts of the world can't communicate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the ones from Uddersfield?

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Is it just cows or bulls too, or is that just bullshit..??

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Seems a bit of a MOOt point

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Have you just sent a friend request to Tom ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to experts in their field, they have found that cows from different countries have different accents when mooing, experts have even been able detect differences from English and Spanish cows, expert say in the future they could be able to pick up from even different counties, for example Devon and Somerset, also Yorkshire and Lancashire based cows , but experts warn this technology is still some way off. Although it will never be noticeable without a device, some human’s might be able to tell the difference, experts say dogs and other animals with good hearing could be able to tell the difference if they were trained, but dogs attention spans would need to be improved they say. Experts said they used a ‘special machine’ to find all of this informootion that there were in fact different accent in the bovine world, no matter how subtle, what’s your view, have you noticed it yourself or maybe you were to busy saying ‘cows’ when you drove past a field of cows, do you trust cows, or are they up to something when we are not looking ? "

Experts in the field *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you just sent a friend request to Tom ?? "

I thought they had beef ?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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Google Nicky graham and the cow farting - comedy gold

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Have you just sent a friend request to Tom ??

I thought they had beef ? "

Not a clue haha ... Maybe he should re-veal the truth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please no cow based puns in the thread, even if they do amoose you, I’m trying to improve the standard of the lounge and go more highbrow.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I love cows, when i go in the field ours always get excited and come over moo'ing at me. They run from my dad "

They can sense you like them

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Please no cow based puns in the thread, even if they do amoose you, I’m trying to improve the standard of the lounge and go more highbrow."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"According to experts in their field, they have found that cows from different countries have different accents when mooing, experts have even been able detect differences from English and Spanish cows, expert say in the future they could be able to pick up from even different counties, for example Devon and Somerset, also Yorkshire and Lancashire based cows , but experts warn this technology is still some way off. Although it will never be noticeable without a device, some human’s might be able to tell the difference, experts say dogs and other animals with good hearing could be able to tell the difference if they were trained, but dogs attention spans would need to be improved they say. Experts said they used a ‘special machine’ to find all of this informootion that there were in fact different accent in the bovine world, no matter how subtle, what’s your view, have you noticed it yourself or maybe you were to busy saying ‘cows’ when you drove past a field of cows, do you trust cows, or are they up to something when we are not looking ?

Experts in the field * "

No, it’s ‘their field’, they bought it outright.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Please no cow based puns in the thread, even if they do amoose you, I’m trying to improve the standard of the lounge and go more highbrow."

Raising the steaks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please no cow based puns in the thread, even if they do amoose you, I’m trying to improve the standard of the lounge and go more highbrow."

No more puns ! Cattle be the day !

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"Not sure I trust cows. They always look way more suspicious than they should "

Yeah, all that cud chewing, very suspicious, wandering around in herds, they’re clearly plotting something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He doesn't make this stuff up.

It's all over the moos.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Please no cow based puns in the thread, even if they do amoose you, I’m trying to improve the standard of the lounge and go more highbrow."

That's a load of bull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He doesn't make this stuff up.

It's all over the moos. "

Pat on the back for that one.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Please no cow based puns in the thread, even if they do amoose you, I’m trying to improve the standard of the lounge and go more highbrow."

What about friesian of speech?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"According to experts in their field, they have found that cows from different countries have different accents when mooing, experts have even been able detect differences from English and Spanish cows, expert say in the future they could be able to pick up from even different counties, for example Devon and Somerset, also Yorkshire and Lancashire based cows , but experts warn this technology is still some way off. Although it will never be noticeable without a device, some human’s might be able to tell the difference, experts say dogs and other animals with good hearing could be able to tell the difference if they were trained, but dogs attention spans would need to be improved they say. Experts said they used a ‘special machine’ to find all of this informootion that there were in fact different accent in the bovine world, no matter how subtle, what’s your view, have you noticed it yourself or maybe you were to busy saying ‘cows’ when you drove past a field of cows, do you trust cows, or are they up to something when we are not looking ? "

I read this ages ago - it’s not current moos!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"According to experts in their field, they have found that cows from different countries have different accents when mooing, experts have even been able detect differences from English and Spanish cows, expert say in the future they could be able to pick up from even different counties, for example Devon and Somerset, also Yorkshire and Lancashire based cows , but experts warn this technology is still some way off. Although it will never be noticeable without a device, some human’s might be able to tell the difference, experts say dogs and other animals with good hearing could be able to tell the difference if they were trained, but dogs attention spans would need to be improved they say. Experts said they used a ‘special machine’ to find all of this informootion that there were in fact different accent in the bovine world, no matter how subtle, what’s your view, have you noticed it yourself or maybe you were to busy saying ‘cows’ when you drove past a field of cows, do you trust cows, or are they up to something when we are not looking ?

I read this ages ago - it’s not current moos! "

Pull the udder one

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

To be honest a moo goes in one ear and out of the udder…

Thread did lighten the moo…d though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is possibly why I can't understand a word they say.

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I think they are very intelligent and emotional creatures like humans they have friendships and best friends "

And like humans, they also taste delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to experts in their field, they have found that cows from different countries have different accents when mooing, experts have even been able detect differences from English and Spanish cows, expert say in the future they could be able to pick up from even different counties, for example Devon and Somerset, also Yorkshire and Lancashire based cows , but experts warn this technology is still some way off. Although it will never be noticeable without a device, some human’s might be able to tell the difference, experts say dogs and other animals with good hearing could be able to tell the difference if they were trained, but dogs attention spans would need to be improved they say. Experts said they used a ‘special machine’ to find all of this informootion that there were in fact different accent in the bovine world, no matter how subtle, what’s your view, have you noticed it yourself or maybe you were to busy saying ‘cows’ when you drove past a field of cows, do you trust cows, or are they up to something when we are not looking ?

Experts in the field *

No, it’s ‘their field’, they bought it outright. "

Udderly ridiculous. They will have got a mooo-gage at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone swap CJ and Essex Tom?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Did someone swap CJ and Essex Tom? "

Yes, didn't you know?? It's all over the news!!

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"I think they are very intelligent and emotional creatures like humans they have friendships and best friends

And like humans, they also taste delicious. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bull here looking for married ladies

MOOOOOOOO!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I think they are very intelligent and emotional creatures like humans they have friendships and best friends

And like humans, they also taste delicious. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a wellbeing workshop which involved cow cuddling! Just love a moo cow!! Cuddling them is great,

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Did someone swap CJ and Essex Tom? "

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"According to experts in their field, they have found that cows from different countries have different accents when mooing, experts have even been able detect differences from English and Spanish cows, expert say in the future they could be able to pick up from even different counties, for example Devon and Somerset, also Yorkshire and Lancashire based cows , but experts warn this technology is still some way off. Although it will never be noticeable without a device, some human’s might be able to tell the difference, experts say dogs and other animals with good hearing could be able to tell the difference if they were trained, but dogs attention spans would need to be improved they say. Experts said they used a ‘special machine’ to find all of this informootion that there were in fact different accent in the bovine world, no matter how subtle, what’s your view, have you noticed it yourself or maybe you were to busy saying ‘cows’ when you drove past a field of cows, do you trust cows, or are they up to something when we are not looking ? "

"och eye the moo"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Australia the cows say oow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are loveable animals but very scary when they chase you. Always be careful crossing a field with cows in it, especially if you have a dog with you.

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