FabSwingers.com forum: I have a new kink that I want to try

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But I’m not sure how to find someone to help me as it’s very niche.

I hope I only get positive support with this as kink shaming is wrong. We all like different things, right?

Right??

Is there anyone willing to help me?

It’s called angry pirate.

Google it if you haven’t heard of it and get back to me.

I’m expecting an explosion in my inbox so be quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I actually want to Google this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was brave and I googled!

Not sure the #bekind crowd will get on board with this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I actually want to Google this?

Yes it’s harmless, for me anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was brave and I googled!

Not sure the #bekind crowd will get on board with this one

#metoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry not for me would rather avoid pink eye

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

And now we wait....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Googled it… that’s funny ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry not for me would rather avoid pink eye "

But the kick in the shin is ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh good! I’m in

Fixed your typos for you

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. That proper made me laugh. Sorry if that’s kink shaming but it did

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

It’s called angry pirate.

Google it if you haven’t heard of it and get back to me.

I’m expecting an explosion in my inbox so be quick

Erm, ... I'm hoping it's something to do with pegging.

It's nothing to do with pegging.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

. That proper made me laugh. Sorry if that’s kink shaming but it did

I’m really upset now

only boobs can make me happy again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry not for me would rather avoid pink eye

But the kick in the shin is ok?

Nope but angry dragon is

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. That proper made me laugh. Sorry if that’s kink shaming but it did

I’m really upset now

only boobs can make me happy again

Ok as I laughed at your kink I shall send you boobs

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm not too sure about the kicking the shin part

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry not for me would rather avoid pink eye

But the kick in the shin is ok?

Nope but angry dragon is "

Is that a stepping stone to pirate?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Sorry not for me would rather avoid pink eye "

Surely that's arse to eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry not for me would rather avoid pink eye

But the kick in the shin is ok?

Nope but angry dragon is

Is that a stepping stone to pirate?

Angry Dragon

While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry not for me would rather avoid pink eye

But the kick in the shin is ok?

Nope but angry dragon is

Is that a stepping stone to pirate?

Angry Dragon

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

. That proper made me laugh. Sorry if that’s kink shaming but it did

I’m really upset now

only boobs can make me happy again

Dan is that you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This isn’t going as expected

I feel like none of you are taking me seriously

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. That proper made me laugh. Sorry if that’s kink shaming but it did

I’m really upset now

only boobs can make me happy again

Dan is that you?

Haha

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

I like my shins unkicked but happy to kick yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good one for the masochists to try.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"This isn’t going as expected

I feel like none of you are taking me seriously

Stop moaning you got boobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This isn’t going as expected

I feel like none of you are taking me seriously

Stop moaning you got boobs!"

If I moan, do I get boobs too?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"This isn’t going as expected

I feel like none of you are taking me seriously

Have faith, somebody is bound to be intrigued

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"This isn’t going as expected

I feel like none of you are taking me seriously

Stop moaning you got boobs!

If I moan, do I get boobs too?

Anytime

. On their way

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"This isn’t going as expected

I feel like none of you are taking me seriously

Stop moaning you got boobs!

If I moan, do I get boobs too?

Hmmmmm or maybe if we ask nicely we’ll still get what we want

I like a hairy chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This isn’t going as expected

I feel like none of you are taking me seriously

Stop moaning you got boobs!

If I moan, do I get boobs too?

Hmmmmm or maybe if we ask nicely we’ll still get what we want

I like a hairy chest

I got boobs

I'm happy

Try and see if you get it

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Pink eye is not to be sniffed at.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Unless, you're going to be the pirate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like my shins unkicked but happy to kick yours

That’s not how this works and you know that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unless, you're going to be the pirate?"

Nope. My kink my rules

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This isn’t going as expected

I feel like none of you are taking me seriously

Stop moaning you got boobs!

If I moan, do I get boobs too?

Hmmmmm or maybe if we ask nicely we’ll still get what we want

I like a hairy chest

I got boobs

I'm happy

Try and see if you get it

Happy to swap boobs for a hairy chest

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Unless, you're going to be the pirate?

Nope. My kink my rules

I'll have to pass then, I can't balance on one leg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This isn’t going as expected

I feel like none of you are taking me seriously

Stop moaning you got boobs!"

Very true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This isn’t going as expected

I feel like none of you are taking me seriously

Stop moaning you got boobs!

If I moan, do I get boobs too?

Hmmmmm or maybe if we ask nicely we’ll still get what we want

I like a hairy chest

Oooooo I’ve got one of those

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough

Just found a definition:

“angry pirate

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)“

What a grotesque little man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried the angry dragon. Now have no cock so thanks for that!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m scared to Google it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just found a definition:

“angry pirate

dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)“

What a grotesque little man

I’m sorry if the humour hasn’t come across for you. This was a joke thread as a majority of people have taken it.

I apologise for any offence caused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This kink is badly missing a plot twist, when the pirate's parrot goes for your knob and pecks it like a stick of millet.

Who's angry now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just googled it ! OMG !

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.

Let's do it

And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.

Let's do it

And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part

You know me too well

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Just found a definition:

“angry pirate

dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)“

What a grotesque little man

I’m sorry if the humour hasn’t come across for you. This was a joke thread as a majority of people have taken it.

I apologise for any offence caused "

I think she may be talking about the dude on the definition. Not sure though

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Arrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just found a definition:

“angry pirate

dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)“

What a grotesque little man

I’m sorry if the humour hasn’t come across for you. This was a joke thread as a majority of people have taken it.

I apologise for any offence caused

I think she may be talking about the dude on the definition. Not sure though

I hope so because I am the last person that would offend anyone

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.

Let's do it

And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part

You know me too well

That and I have faith in my oral skills

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.

Let's do it

And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part

I told you someone would be game beard dude

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I thought it was fairly obvious this was a joke

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.

Let's do it

And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part

I told you someone would be game beard dude "

You up next?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.

Let's do it

And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part

I told you someone would be game beard dude

You up next?

Aaarrrrr (that's yes in pirate)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.

Let's do it

And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part

I told you someone would be game beard dude

You up next?

Aaarrrrr (that's yes in pirate) "

I've heard it before

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.

Let's do it

And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part

I told you someone would be game beard dude

You up next?

Aaarrrrr (that's yes in pirate)

I've heard it before

Second time's a charm?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I prefer my version that is a cross between keel hauling and water boarding

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.

Let's do it

And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part

I told you someone would be game beard dude

You up next?

Aaarrrrr (that's yes in pirate)

I've heard it before

Second time's a charm? "

You're charming whether it's once or a repeat

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I prefer my version that is a cross between keel hauling and water boarding "

Kinky

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.

Let's do it

And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part

I told you someone would be game beard dude

You up next?

Aaarrrrr (that's yes in pirate)

I've heard it before

Second time's a charm?

You're charming whether it's once or a repeat

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.

Let's do it

And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part

I told you someone would be game beard dude

You up next?

Aaarrrrr (that's yes in pirate)

I've heard it before

Second time's a charm?

You're charming whether it's once or a repeat

Yes!! I did it!!

You totally blushed!

*dances a happy dance til she realises her boobs hurt from bouncing*

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Seems its more about the comedy.

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

These posts just seem to get worse and worse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seems its more about the comedy. "

Yes exactly

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.

Let's do it

And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part

I told you someone would be game beard dude

You up next?

Aaarrrrr (that's yes in pirate)

I've heard it before

Second time's a charm?

You're charming whether it's once or a repeat

Yes!! I did it!!

You totally blushed!

*dances a happy dance til she realises her boobs hurt from bouncing*"

That was the emoji, not me

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Seems its more about the comedy.

Yes exactly

You're joking? Offs I suppose I'll return this patch and hook then

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Definitely niche. Due to the skill levels involved. Sounds like two events of a sexual modern pentathlon. Being able to shoot straight when your legs are all wobbly (well mine would be anyway) and then balancing on one leg whilst delivering a judo kick.

I might be able to manage it if I was lying down. Especially when I get cramp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in

She wants a Jolly Roger ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in

She wants a Jolly Roger ^

Standard Mr Blooms comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in

She wants a Jolly Roger ^

Standard Mr Blooms comment

She has hidden treasures ^

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"I like my shins unkicked but happy to kick yours

That’s not how this works and you know that

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

. That proper made me laugh. Sorry if that’s kink shaming but it did

I’m really upset now

only boobs can make me happy again

Dan is that you?

Trust me, he’s not!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.

Let's do it

And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part

I told you someone would be game beard dude

You up next?

Aaarrrrr (that's yes in pirate)

I've heard it before

Second time's a charm?

You're charming whether it's once or a repeat

Yes!! I did it!!

You totally blushed!

*dances a happy dance til she realises her boobs hurt from bouncing*

That was the emoji, not me

I'll get you Mr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in

She wants a Jolly Roger ^

Standard Mr Blooms comment

She has hidden treasures ^

Is that what your hands were after last time Mr Blooms?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in

She wants a Jolly Roger ^

Standard Mr Blooms comment

She has hidden treasures ^

Is that what your hands were after last time Mr Blooms? "

Every time you say Mr Blooms it reminds me of that kids telly programme!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in

She wants a Jolly Roger ^

Standard Mr Blooms comment

She has hidden treasures ^

Is that what your hands were after last time Mr Blooms? "

She likes all hands on deck ^

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

"But I’m not sure how to find someone to help me as it’s very niche.

I hope I only get positive support with this as kink shaming is wrong. We all like different things, right?

Right??

Is there anyone willing to help me?

It’s called angry pirate.

Google it if you haven’t heard of it and get back to me.

I’m expecting an explosion in my inbox so be quick

That’s amazing and so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in

She wants a Jolly Roger ^

Standard Mr Blooms comment

She has hidden treasures ^

Is that what your hands were after last time Mr Blooms?

Every time you say Mr Blooms it reminds me of that kids telly programme! "

The type of blooming going on though Nora didn't appear on a kids TV programme ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in

She wants a Jolly Roger ^

Standard Mr Blooms comment

She has hidden treasures ^

Is that what your hands were after last time Mr Blooms?

She likes all hands on deck ^

And the wooden leg

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in

She wants a Jolly Roger ^

Standard Mr Blooms comment

She has hidden treasures ^

Is that what your hands were after last time Mr Blooms?

Every time you say Mr Blooms it reminds me of that kids telly programme!

The type of blooming going on though Nora didn't appear on a kids TV programme ha ha ha "

. I’m sure it didn’t!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in

She wants a Jolly Roger ^

Standard Mr Blooms comment

She has hidden treasures ^

Is that what your hands were after last time Mr Blooms?

She likes all hands on deck ^

And the wooden leg "

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Yeh what ever floats your boat... I'm in

She wants a Jolly Roger ^

Standard Mr Blooms comment

She has hidden treasures ^

Is that what your hands were after last time Mr Blooms?

She likes all hands on deck ^

And the wooden leg

Why have you not changed your name to something pun related

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Fuck it. I'm cranky. So I'm already half way there.

Let's do it

And I'm agreeing partly because I know that by the time you've had the oral you'll have forgotten about the kicking in the shin part

I told you someone would be game beard dude

You up next?

Aaarrrrr (that's yes in pirate)

I've heard it before

Second time's a charm?

You're charming whether it's once or a repeat

Yes!! I did it!!

You totally blushed!

*dances a happy dance til she realises her boobs hurt from bouncing*

That was the emoji, not me

I'll get you Mr!"

Promises promises

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon

You would probably enjoy doing the spiderman as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this a comedy kink,,,,, that's so funny

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

As long as your willing for her to punch you in the face after haha

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

If you miss the kick we can always adapt and go for a Mexican pancake instead

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"If you miss the kick we can always adapt and go for a Mexican pancake instead

Or the lion king

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"If you miss the kick we can always adapt and go for a Mexican pancake instead

Or the lion king "

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Anyone ever try smasturbating?

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