FabSwingers.com forum: When people put as statuses they are horny

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I mean I see a lot of statuses saying they are horny etc.

Well go have a wank?

I wake up with a hardon every morning you don’t see me put a status everyday about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But at least it stops you rolling out of bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean I see a lot of statuses saying they are horny etc.

Well go have a wank?

I wake up with a hardon every morning you don’t see me put a status everyday about it.

Maybe you could start...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry, this thread sounds like a rant.

I’m just tired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, this thread sounds like a rant.

I’m just tired. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean I see a lot of statuses saying they are horny etc.

Well go have a wank?

I wake up with a hardon every morning you don’t see me put a status everyday about it.

I just wonder how the F they got to adulthood and they don't know how to wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea but I,m horny and a wank just doesn't cut it ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean I see a lot of statuses saying they are horny etc.

Well go have a wank?

I wake up with a hardon every morning you don’t see me put a status everyday about it.

I just wonder how the F they got to adulthood and they don't know how to wank.

Exactly

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Sorry, this thread sounds like a rant.

I’m just tired. "

Put it on your status

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yea but I,m horny and a wank just doesn't cut it ..."

When it’s all you’ve got a hand has to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry, this thread sounds like a rant.

I’m just tired.

Put it on your status

Shush you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or I need a blow job now!! This is what I see more days. Yeah like that’s going to happen lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Be fair ....

The horn is like an alter - ego. Men find it difficult to think of anything when the horn hits. Even the kettle turns its spout to the wall ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea but I,m horny and a wank just doesn't cut it ...

When it’s all you’ve got a hand has to do

Are you offering to lend me one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be fair ....

The horn is like an alter - ego. Men find it difficult to think of anything when the horn hits. Even the kettle turns its spout to the wall ...... "

That’s because blood diverts from their brain to their other brain and it’s hard to think of anything else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yea but I,m horny and a wank just doesn't cut it ...

When it’s all you’ve got a hand has to do

Are you offering to lend me one?

Not right now. I need to get some work done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because their horny, horny horny horny, so horny, horny horny horny all day.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

not local even if it says I am

"Sorry, this thread sounds like a rant.

I’m just tired. "

Everyone is entitled to let off steam. Would you like a hug?

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

not local even if it says I am

"Because their horny, horny horny horny, so horny, horny horny horny all day."

Did someone write a song called that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be fair ....

The horn is like an alter - ego. Men find it difficult to think of anything when the horn hits. Even the kettle turns its spout to the wall ...... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But at least it stops you rolling out of bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps they feel horny

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

There's a few in my updates saying need a Bj, big load to blow etc

It puts me right off, If they constantly have similar sort of status updates, I block.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it's like a green light to be approached?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because their horny, horny horny horny, so horny, horny horny horny all day.

Did someone write a song called that?"

Yes.

Mousse T

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry, this thread sounds like a rant.

I’m just tired.

Everyone is entitled to let off steam. Would you like a hug? "

Sure if you are offering

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I misread the title as statues and was so confused ???????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, this thread sounds like a rant.

I’m just tired.

Everyone is entitled to let off steam. Would you like a hug? "

A sex hug?

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Status update asks for “ keep people up to date with what your doing or looking for right now” that’s all they’re doing……

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

There are a lot worse status updates than that.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

It's no worse than the status conversations between grown adults. Street lighting urination at its worst.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It's no worse than the status conversations between grown adults. Street lighting urination at its worst. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean I see a lot of statuses saying they are horny etc.

Well go have a wank?

I wake up with a hardon every morning you don’t see me put a status everyday about it.

I for one would love to hear about your morning horn in great detail please

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean I see a lot of statuses saying they are horny etc.

Well go have a wank?

I wake up with a hardon every morning you don’t see me put a status everyday about it.

The hardon collider ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean I see a lot of statuses saying they are horny etc.

Well go have a wank?

I wake up with a hardon every morning you don’t see me put a status everyday about it.

The hardon collider ?"

Actually, to give it it's full name, it's the Giant Hardon Collider.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

It's a a civic duty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Noted

haha

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?

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By *iceButtSlimMan
over a year ago

here or there

"Because their horny, horny horny horny, so horny, horny horny horny all day.

Did someone write a song called that?

Yes.

Mousse T"

Didn't the Shirehorses (aka Mark and Lard) do a cover of that as well.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?

Yeah the one you put in your tea thinking it was milk

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?

Bet there's more of them in the freezer...

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?

Bet there's more of them in the freezer..."

Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?

Bet there's more of them in the freezer...

Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..

Oh there will be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea but I,m horny and a wank just doesn't cut it ..."

Lol im d*unk horny probably worse

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?

Bet there's more of them in the freezer...

Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..

Oh there will be

Cum slab … you’re welcome

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?

Bet there's more of them in the freezer...

Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..

Oh there will be

Cum slab … you’re welcome

. Did you make that up or google it

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?

Bet there's more of them in the freezer...

Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..

Oh there will be

Cum slab … you’re welcome

. Did you make that up or google it

Check it out

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?

Bet there's more of them in the freezer...

Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..

Oh there will be

Cum slab … you’re welcome

. Did you make that up or google it

Check it out

Good grief!!

Could solve your magnum addiction!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?

Bet there's more of them in the freezer...

Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..

Oh there will be

Cum slab … you’re welcome

. Did you make that up or google it

Check it out

Not under any circumstances

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?

Bet there's more of them in the freezer...

Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..

Oh there will be

Cum slab … you’re welcome

. Did you make that up or google it

Check it out

Not under any circumstances

Adam you need to google it

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?

Bet there's more of them in the freezer...

Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..

Oh there will be

Cum slab … you’re welcome

. Did you make that up or google it

Check it out

Good grief!!

Could solve your magnum addiction!

Nooooo

I hate man juice!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?

Bet there's more of them in the freezer...

Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..

Oh there will be

Cum slab … you’re welcome

. Did you make that up or google it

Check it out

Not under any circumstances

Adam you need to google it

Hang on, let me fire up the work laptop

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?

Bet there's more of them in the freezer...

Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..

Oh there will be

Cum slab … you’re welcome

. Did you make that up or google it

Check it out

Good grief!!

Could solve your magnum addiction!

Nooooo

I hate man juice!!!!! "

Could pour a bit of black currant in

God I’m making myself feel sick now!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?

Bet there's more of them in the freezer...

Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..

Oh there will be

Cum slab … you’re welcome

. Did you make that up or google it

Check it out

Good grief!!

Could solve your magnum addiction!

Nooooo

I hate man juice!!!!!

Could pour a bit of black currant in

God I’m making myself feel sick now!

Ffs Nora!!! You’ll put me off my vimto

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are a lot worse status updates than that."

Like what exactly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean I see a lot of statuses saying they are horny etc.

Well go have a wank?

I wake up with a hardon every morning you don’t see me put a status everyday about it.

I for one would love to hear about your morning horn in great detail please

There’s nothing to tell. I wake up usually really early as my duvet resembles a tent and there is a pulsating hardon propping it up. If I have time I usually get rid of it

If I don’t then after a shower it’s usually gone.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?

Bet there's more of them in the freezer...

Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..

Oh there will be

Cum slab … you’re welcome

. Did you make that up or google it

Check it out

Good grief!!

Could solve your magnum addiction!

Nooooo

I hate man juice!!!!!

Could pour a bit of black currant in

God I’m making myself feel sick now!

Ffs Nora!!! You’ll put me off my vimto

Just add a little sugar to offset the saltiness

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?

Bet there's more of them in the freezer...

Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..

Oh there will be

Cum slab … you’re welcome

. Did you make that up or google it

Check it out

Good grief!!

Could solve your magnum addiction!

Nooooo

I hate man juice!!!!!

Could pour a bit of black currant in

God I’m making myself feel sick now!

Ffs Nora!!! You’ll put me off my vimto

God I used to love hot vimto when I lived ooop norf

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?

Bet there's more of them in the freezer...

Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..

Oh there will be

Cum slab … you’re welcome

. Did you make that up or google it

Check it out

Good grief!!

Could solve your magnum addiction!

Nooooo

I hate man juice!!!!!

Could pour a bit of black currant in

God I’m making myself feel sick now!

Ffs Nora!!! You’ll put me off my vimto

Just add a little sugar to offset the saltiness

Voice of experience talking?!?!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Nothing more attractive to a woman, these statuses are an instant turn on for them

Oh it just makes me want to drain all those balls that need draining

Is that what the jug in the fridge is for?

Bet there's more of them in the freezer...

Yup… bet there’s a name for that kink..

Oh there will be

Cum slab … you’re welcome

. Did you make that up or google it

Check it out

Good grief!!

Could solve your magnum addiction!

Nooooo

I hate man juice!!!!!

Could pour a bit of black currant in

God I’m making myself feel sick now!

Ffs Nora!!! You’ll put me off my vimto

God I used to love hot vimto when I lived ooop norf

Tis the best

prefer it to gin these days…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puts supper down

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Puts supper down

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