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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Teaspoons do you have?

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Probably about 20 odd

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Probably about 20 odd"

20 is even

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

But

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind

The answer is blowing in the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 exactly lol

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5 exactly lol"

Intresting. Is that because they come in packs of 5?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

More than 20 less than 30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind

The answer is blowing in the wind"

Best response

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Around 10.

I seem to be very low on forks though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 35 x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We have some that are in the shape of a cat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"About 35 x"

Thats a lot!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Around 10.

I seem to be very low on forks though."

That was lockdown for you

Many people were short of a fork or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 exactly lol

Intresting. Is that because they come in packs of 5?"

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not counted lately but less than I should have because children seem to chuck them in the bin

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Not sure but never enough. Where do they go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 ish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5 exactly lol

Intresting. Is that because they come in packs of 5?

Correct

So if you lose some will you wait till they are all gone before you buy more?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

a lot and quite a few that came home in my work bag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure but never enough. Where do they go? "

They are with the odd socks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a lot and quite a few that came home in my work bag"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than enough plus the elusive one that's always in the washing up bowl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't you get coffee spoons.

It's unfair.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Loads we seem to have acquired quite a few.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why can't you get coffee spoons.

It's unfair."

This is very true! Seems like an injustice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

proportionally speaking, a much poorer percentage than I do soup spoons.

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"Probably about 20 odd

20 is even

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Around 10.

I seem to be very low on forks though.

That was lockdown for you

Many people were short of a fork or 2"

I think my son eats them with his lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots. The dishwasher doesn’t go on every night so I run out else.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

No idea. We have children. They are all over the house

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 exactly lol

Intresting. Is that because they come in packs of 5?

Correct

So if you lose some will you wait till they are all gone before you buy more?"

Also correct but I'm pretty good at not losing them

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

More than I know. It's a strange life cycle. Baby teaspoons start out as paperclips and eat rubberbands and fluff. The teaspoon is actually an intermediate stage, you occasionally find a freshly metamorphosed one lying around somewhere in the house, often near your desk, and can't recall having had a mug of tea there recently.

The male ones eventually grow into being wire coathangers. The female ones have a variety of forms, mostly as strange implements that jam the kitchen drawer and you have no idea what they are supposed to be used for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5 exactly lol

Intresting. Is that because they come in packs of 5?

Correct

So if you lose some will you wait till they are all gone before you buy more?

Also correct but I'm pretty good at not losing them

Yes but sometimes they just magically disappear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More than I know. It's a strange life cycle. Baby teaspoons start out as paperclips and eat rubberbands and fluff. The teaspoon is actually an intermediate stage, you occasionally find a freshly metamorphosed one lying around somewhere in the house, often near your desk, and can't recall having had a mug of tea there recently.

And the rest uri gellar has a field day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Love it but slightly worried about how much thought you have given this.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I can’t believe I’m off to the kitchen to count

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Love it but slightly worried about how much thought you have given this.

And also, what about dessert spoons, table spoons and serving spoons???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t believe I’m off to the kitchen to count

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I can’t believe I’m off to the kitchen to count

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t believe I’m off to the kitchen to count

Do you consider that enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine have bred I have 6 I went and had a proper look lol

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

25.

16 x sundae spoons

8 x standard teaspoons

1 x work spoon of a different pattern

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine have bred I have 6 I went and had a proper look lol

OK you must be some kind of wizard everybody else loses them yours seem to multiply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"25.

16 x sundae spoons

8 x standard teaspoons

1 x work spoon of a different pattern

Sundae spoons!

How posh are you and when have you ever needed 16 sundae spoons?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

About 20 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't you get coffee spoons.

It's unfair.

This is very true! Seems like an injustice. "

It's an outrage, I'm writing to my MP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why can't you get coffee spoons.

It's unfair.

This is very true! Seems like an injustice.

It's an outrage, I'm writing to my MP."

I would.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"25.

16 x sundae spoons

8 x standard teaspoons

1 x work spoon of a different pattern

Sundae spoons!

How posh are you and when have you ever needed 16 sundae spoons?

Possibly 1 spoon for each day of rest between Christmas and Easter?

Oh wait ... oh sundae

And yes ... I said Christmas

Deal with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine have bred I have 6 I went and had a proper look lol

OK you must be some kind of wizard everybody else loses them yours seem to multiply.

If 7 appear I'm moving out

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Too many and can never find one when I need it. Oh and when they start going missing, where do they actually go??

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I have about ten...... Left from the fifty I've probably bought and have lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strangely 3. Same number as kids.

Weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15 i ask every fab meet for a teaspoon

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I can’t believe I’m off to the kitchen to count

Do you consider that enough?"

I don’t use them much. I don’t drink coffee and rarely drink tea. Swing uses them more than I do and he doesn’t live here. I use latte spoons more frequently

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine have bred I have 6 I went and had a proper look lol

OK you must be some kind of wizard everybody else loses them yours seem to multiply.

If 7 appear I'm moving out

It's the only solution.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

No idea, too many. Life is too short for counting teaspoons so no idea on exact number, but we do use a lot so need a lot.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Nice to see you Seeside

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"25.

16 x sundae spoons

8 x standard teaspoons

1 x work spoon of a different pattern

Sundae spoons!

How posh are you and when have you ever needed 16 sundae spoons?

I'm not posh, I just know how many I use in the time between dishwasher cycles with the amount of tea I drink and Sundae spoons are so much better to use as teaspoons anyway

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

? I am not sure. Know there are some in kitchen drawer and other places . Only use one teaspoon for making coffee

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over a year ago

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

Love it but slightly worried about how much thought you have given this.

It's hundreds of hours lying in wait with the camera to capture it on film. I'm aiming to do a David Attenborough type documentary

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I have measured out my life in coffee spoons"

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

I did a check and went downstairs today

Did a count of spoons, I have to say

Maybe five or six, maybe you know.

I think their shrinking every minute of the day, yeah

I’ve lost the ones that I got when I was young

From the Jubilee events yeah

Once was a wooden one I’m told

Was very nice and warm to hold

But I got so far before I had to say

Please please tell me now.

Is there something I should know ?

Where the fuck have they all gone ?

Is there someplace they’re alone ?

Do you know the same, does it happen in your home ?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

About 20 - not all the same

Funnily enough I have different teaspoons for different things!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I counted. I have 47.

I also have 12 of those long handled ones and 2 ones that are wiggly and sit on the side of a cup.

I think I have too many teaspoons for a single woman who lives alone.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I counted. I have 47.

I also have 12 of those long handled ones and 2 ones that are wiggly and sit on the side of a cup.

I think I have too many teaspoons for a single woman who lives alone.

And Mugs

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I counted. I have 47.

I also have 12 of those long handled ones and 2 ones that are wiggly and sit on the side of a cup.

I think I have too many teaspoons for a single woman who lives alone.

And Mugs

I've got more since then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 20....10 normal sized teaspoons and 10 of the latte spoons

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I counted. I have 47.

I also have 12 of those long handled ones and 2 ones that are wiggly and sit on the side of a cup.

I think I have too many teaspoons for a single woman who lives alone.

And Mugs

I've got more since then

Well I ain't washing em up haha

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I counted. I have 47.

I also have 12 of those long handled ones and 2 ones that are wiggly and sit on the side of a cup.

I think I have too many teaspoons for a single woman who lives alone.

And Mugs

I've got more since then

Well I ain't washing em up haha

Oh.... that reminds me. Sad news. The dishwasher that has never worked has been given the last rites today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

28 or thereabouts. No more than seven in the kitchen at any one time. As the rest are buried in the sofa, the yard and under kids' beds along with crusted "mug cake" mugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

toooooooo many

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Without counting I reckon about 22

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 8. They disappear and go to live with socks that go missing and Tupperware lids

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"About 8. They disappear and go to live with socks that go missing and Tupperware lids "

. And phone chargers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About 8. They disappear and go to live with socks that go missing and Tupperware lids

. And phone chargers "

Yes!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

Too many that I can't be arsed to count them.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Update. 49. I just found two outside on the windowsill.

I have no idea.....

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By *eimdallMan
over a year ago

liverpool

33 and a half

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Omg I came back into this thread thinking it was the how many kids have you got thread!

prolific!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

"Omg I came back into this thread thinking it was the how many kids have you got thread!

prolific! "

So....... How many teaspoons do your kids have????

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

3 or 4. I've had more but they dissolve, or something

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Update. 49. I just found two outside on the windowsill.

I have no idea....."

They get about don't they.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Omg I came back into this thread thinking it was the how many kids have you got thread!

prolific! "

Well I couldn't really join in on that one so thought I'd start my own.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"About 8. They disappear and go to live with socks that go missing and Tupperware lids "

This is very true!

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedfuck

lol I was just counting the bunch on the drainer. Wondering how rhe hell there's so many.

32 including the ones in the draw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update. 49. I just found two outside on the windowsill.

I have no idea....."

...scaffolders brews!

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