FabSwingers.com forum: Typical Welsh bird

By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Continuing my travelogue to South Wales, I’d say the local crumpet is worth the trip alone.

Long dark hair, green or blue eyes…curves.

No not the fellas!

Would I have described the typical pretty Welsh rose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Continuing my travelogue to South Wales, I’d say the local crumpet is worth the trip alone.

Long dark hair, green or blue eyes…curves.

No not the fellas!

Would I have described the typical pretty Welsh rose?"

Welsh - Yep

Eyes - Green/blue

Hair - Darkish

Figure - Potato

I know how to cwtch though

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Cwtch? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cwtch? X"

Welsh for cuddle/safe place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the Welsh can properly cwtch someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only the Welsh can properly cwtch someone

Absolutely true. Everyone can cuddle but only the Welsh can cwtch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only the Welsh can properly cwtch someone

So true

NBVN x

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Mmmmmm... naked cwtches

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

The cwtch thing needs to be proven

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Continuing my travelogue to South Wales, I’d say the local crumpet is worth the trip alone.

Long dark hair, green or blue eyes…curves.

No not the fellas!

Would I have described the typical pretty Welsh rose?

Welsh - Yep

Eyes - Green/blue

Hair - Darkish

Figure - Potato

I know how to cwtch though

You do not have a potato figure lovely lady x

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Continuing my travelogue to South Wales, I’d say the local crumpet is worth the trip alone.

Long dark hair, green or blue eyes…curves.

No not the fellas!

Would I have described the typical pretty Welsh rose?

Welsh - Yep

Eyes - Green/blue

Hair - Darkish

Figure - Potato

I know how to cwtch though

You do not have a potato figure lovely lady x"

Get out of town Miss Gorgeous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t have long hair anymore, but I’m brunette, blue eyes, curves (more than I’d like at the mo) and I’m Welsh. I’m also diddy in height x

(But my daddy is Irish, so could also be from his genes)

Viv xx

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

The only typical thing about Welsh women is our love of Wales.

You can take a bird out of Wales but you can never take Wales out of our heart.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

They are scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The accents on Welsh ladies just melt me but unfortunately I've not had many recent chats with any in a naughty way. Off to Cardiff on Thursday night though so maybe I'll get my aural fix lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only typical thing about Welsh women is our love of Wales.

You can take a bird out of Wales but you can never take Wales out of our heart."

Nope, it's because we have Dragons blood pumping through our veins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think half my hotlist is Welsh

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Continuing my travelogue to South Wales, I’d say the local crumpet is worth the trip alone.

Long dark hair, green or blue eyes…curves.

No not the fellas!

Would I have described the typical pretty Welsh rose?"

Gobby, you forgot gobby, they are always gobby. Bless ‘em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only typical thing about Welsh women is our love of Wales.

You can take a bird out of Wales but you can never take Wales out of our heart."

You seem to be forgetting the ability to drink any non Welsh under the table too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think half my hotlist is Welsh

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only typical thing about Welsh women is our love of Wales.

You can take a bird out of Wales but you can never take Wales out of our heart.

You seem to be forgetting the ability to drink any non Welsh under the table too

Not this Welsh lady. I’m a total light weight, so imagine the shame at family gatherings. Welsh, with an Irish daddy, and I’m struggling after two glasses of archers and lemonade

Still, there has to be one who lets the side down x

Viv x

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By *areToShareCouple
over a year ago

Bingham

"Continuing my travelogue to South Wales, I’d say the local crumpet is worth the trip alone.

Long dark hair, green or blue eyes…curves.

No not the fellas!

Would I have described the typical pretty Welsh rose?

Welsh - Yep

Eyes - Green/blue

Hair - Darkish

Figure - Potato

I know how to cwtch though

Do you also say " who's coat is that jacket?"

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I love cuddles, so I think I need to try a cwtch, they sound great (well I think they do, I have no idea how to pronounce it

)

Anyone want to give me one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love cuddles, so I think I need to try a cwtch, they sound great (well I think they do, I have no idea how to pronounce it

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Anyone want to give me one?

Cwtch pronounce 'cutch'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welshy's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Continuing my travelogue to South Wales, I’d say the local crumpet is worth the trip alone.

Long dark hair, green or blue eyes…curves.

No not the fellas!

Would I have described the typical pretty Welsh rose?

Welsh - Yep

Eyes - Green/blue

Hair - Darkish

Figure - Potato

I know how to cwtch though

Do you also say " who's coat is that jacket?"

Yep and "I'll be there now in a minute"

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

South welshie here...

I'm.. Fat, red hair, Hazel eyes.. So who knows

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Never been cwtched

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"I love cuddles, so I think I need to try a cwtch, they sound great (well I think they do, I have no idea how to pronounce it

)

Anyone want to give me one?

Cwtch pronounce 'cutch' "

Thank you (I guessed right!

) x

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"Continuing my travelogue to South Wales, I’d say the local crumpet is worth the trip alone.

Long dark hair, green or blue eyes…curves.

No not the fellas!

Would I have described the typical pretty Welsh rose?

Welsh - Yep

Eyes - Green/blue

Hair - Darkish

Figure - Potato

I know how to cwtch though

Do you also say " who's coat is that jacket?"

Yep and "I'll be there now in a minute"

“See those two houses over there…. Mines the one in the middle”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only typical thing about Welsh women is our love of Wales.

You can take a bird out of Wales but you can never take Wales out of our heart.

You seem to be forgetting the ability to drink any non Welsh under the table too

Not this Welsh lady. I’m a total light weight, so imagine the shame at family gatherings. Welsh, with an Irish daddy, and I’m struggling after two glasses of archers and lemonade

Still, there has to be one who lets the side down x

Viv x"

Its okay, after viewing your profile I have to say that you are totally forgiven. And also that you and your Mr are welcome for a shandy at mine anytime

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"The only typical thing about Welsh women is our love of Wales.

You can take a bird out of Wales but you can never take Wales out of our heart.

You seem to be forgetting the ability to drink any non Welsh under the table too

Not this Welsh lady. I’m a total light weight, so imagine the shame at family gatherings. Welsh, with an Irish daddy, and I’m struggling after two glasses of archers and lemonade

Still, there has to be one who lets the side down x

Viv x"

On the positive side, very cheap date

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Would I have described the typical pretty Welsh rose?"

Not really. Our cities have very diverse populations and have done so for donkey's years.

A Welsh woman can be any of the following ....

Tall, short or somewhere between.

Black, white, asian, or indeed any mixture of any ethnicity.

Skinny, fat or anywhere in between.

Good skin, bad skin, foreskin.

We've got it all!

Typically, non of them are typical. They are all unique.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love cuddles, so I think I need to try a cwtch, they sound great (well I think they do, I have no idea how to pronounce it

)

Anyone want to give me one?

Cwtch pronounce 'cutch' "

That would make it sound like much, is that right?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"The only typical thing about Welsh women is our love of Wales.

You can take a bird out of Wales but you can never take Wales out of our heart."

And their love of bum sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love cuddles, so I think I need to try a cwtch, they sound great (well I think they do, I have no idea how to pronounce it

)

Anyone want to give me one?

Cwtch pronounce 'cutch'

That would make it sound like much, is that right? "

Like clutch without the L x

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Only the Welsh can properly cwtch someone

So true

NBVN x"

Is that because of your hills and valleys? Xx

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"The only typical thing about Welsh women is our love of Wales.

You can take a bird out of Wales but you can never take Wales out of our heart.

You seem to be forgetting the ability to drink any non Welsh under the table too

I know some folk that'd dispute that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love cuddles, so I think I need to try a cwtch, they sound great (well I think they do, I have no idea how to pronounce it

)

Anyone want to give me one?

Cwtch pronounce 'cutch'

That would make it sound like much, is that right?

Like clutch without the L x"

Either way you'd get cwtch all night long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark hair, blue eyes, although I’m from Sicilian (father) and Spanish (mother) descent.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I love living here, been my home for 4 years now and most of the ladies are lush

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Only the Welsh can properly cwtch someone

So true

NBVN x"

Hold judgement till I've given you one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only the Welsh can properly cwtch someone

So true

NBVN x

Hold judgement till I've given you one

And a cwtch

NBVN x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Only the Welsh can properly cwtch someone

So true

NBVN x

Hold judgement till I've given you one

And a cwtch

NBVN x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cwtch? X

Welsh for cuddle/safe place"

A good cwtch is a wonderful thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love going out to wales.. Rarely get a cwtch though owing to mainly being Guys stood on a Hill where I go near Minffordd

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Never been cwtched

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I have and it's amazing

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I am so glad I found my Welsh cupcake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the long dark hair and curves, sadly not the green eyes though!

I'm rather partial to Welshmen though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love cuddles, so I think I need to try a cwtch, they sound great (well I think they do, I have no idea how to pronounce it

)

Anyone want to give me one?

Cwtch pronounce 'cutch'

That would make it sound like much, is that right?

Like clutch without the L x

Either way you'd get cwtch all night long

I'd have to show you how to cwtch first

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I love cuddles, so I think I need to try a cwtch, they sound great (well I think they do, I have no idea how to pronounce it

)

Anyone want to give me one?

Cwtch pronounce 'cutch'

That would make it sound like much, is that right?

Like clutch without the L x

Either way you'd get cwtch all night long

I'd have to show you how to cwtch first

3rd time luck

It's pronounced more like kootch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love cuddles, so I think I need to try a cwtch, they sound great (well I think they do, I have no idea how to pronounce it

)

Anyone want to give me one?

Cwtch pronounce 'cutch'

That would make it sound like much, is that right?

Like clutch without the L x

Either way you'd get cwtch all night long

I'd have to show you how to cwtch first

3rd time luck

It's pronounced more like kootch

Never heard it pronounced like 'kootch'

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I love cuddles, so I think I need to try a cwtch, they sound great (well I think they do, I have no idea how to pronounce it

)

Anyone want to give me one?

Cwtch pronounce 'cutch'

That would make it sound like much, is that right?

Like clutch without the L x

Either way you'd get cwtch all night long

I'd have to show you how to cwtch first

3rd time luck

It's pronounced more like kootch

Never heard it pronounced like 'kootch'

That's how I'd pronounce it, maybe the hwntw way?

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

I always thought it was more crotch.....

Anyway to be born welsh is a privilege...

Not with silver spoons in our mouths....

But a love and passion in our hearts for our heritage, our language, our nation, our culture and all things welsh...

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Bloody predictive text....

Cootch not crotch

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

On same wave length...

Does anyone else think our word

Cariad, equivalent of darling or sweetheart ...

Is more sincere than darling..

With darling its darling this, darling that, so false..

Where as cariad rolls of the tongue with nothing but sincerity

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I love cuddles, so I think I need to try a cwtch, they sound great (well I think they do, I have no idea how to pronounce it

)

Anyone want to give me one?

Cwtch pronounce 'cutch'

That would make it sound like much, is that right?

Like clutch without the L x

Either way you'd get cwtch all night long

I'd have to show you how to cwtch first

3rd time luck

It's pronounced more like kootch

Never heard it pronounced like 'kootch'

That's the best way I can think of writing it like it sounds

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