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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

It’s been one of those shite days in work so I’m going for Twitter on a Tuesday… I’m in the chair … I’m starting with desperados… who wants what before the desperados have their effect

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

Twatted not Twitter…

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Porn star martini please with a shot of Prosecco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Porn star martini please with a shot of Prosecco "

Same please. My fave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like any other form of social media sorry

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Porn star martini please with a shot of Prosecco

Same please. My fave."

I’ll have 2 for a tenner please OP!! It’s been a shite day

J x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Think op has gone. Shall we help ourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think op has gone. Shall we help ourselves

Must be pissed already

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Think op has gone. Shall we help ourselves

Must be pissed already

I could do with a good drink up actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think op has gone. Shall we help ourselves

Must be pissed already

I could do with a good drink up actually. "

Fruity cider?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Think op has gone. Shall we help ourselves

Must be pissed already

I could do with a good drink up actually.

Fruity cider?

Haha. Yeah but just get the right one this time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think op has gone. Shall we help ourselves

Must be pissed already

I could do with a good drink up actually.

Fruity cider?

Haha. Yeah but just get the right one this time!

It was wet wasn’t it?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Think op has gone. Shall we help ourselves

Must be pissed already

I could do with a good drink up actually.

Fruity cider?

Haha. Yeah but just get the right one this time!

It was wet wasn’t it?

Did you notice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it still Pimms weather??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think op has gone. Shall we help ourselves

Must be pissed already

I could do with a good drink up actually.

Fruity cider?

Haha. Yeah but just get the right one this time!

It was wet wasn’t it?

Did you notice?

Oh matron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s been one of those shite days in work so I’m going for Twitter on a Tuesday… I’m in the chair … I’m starting with desperados… who wants what before the desperados have their effect

I’m Irish so I’ll settle for petrol with ice please ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a bucket of coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it still Pimms weather?? "

If your a duck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think op has gone. Shall we help ourselves

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You've d*unk him under the table!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi OP

I'd love an espresso martini please

NBVN x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Porn star martini please with a shot of Prosecco "

Just the porn star for me thankyou, you can keep the Martini

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

Sorry for being absent … I hope you helped yourself to the free bar in my absence

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can I have a whiskey please the bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a whiskey please the bottle

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plonks tumbler down and bottle . Anything Else madam

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Can I have a whiskey please the bottle

Irish ???

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Large bottle of dark spiced rum and a straw please

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I have a whiskey please the bottle

plonks tumbler down and bottle . Anything Else madam"

A cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a whiskey please the bottle

I’ll have what she’s having but two bottles ! We do it better down south ! Ha

So Did you end up hitting planet love over the weekend ???

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I have a whiskey please the bottle

Irish ???

Is there any other whiskey

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I have a whiskey please the bottle

I’ll have what she’s having but two bottles ! We do it better down south ! Ha

So Did you end up hitting planet love over the weekend ???

Feck off cheeky I can keep up no I didn’t

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Large bottle of dark spiced rum and a straw please

Come sit with me beautiful we can tell each other everything

it could take a while

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A bottle of Jameson and a glass please.

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

This bar is going to get messy… best we have a lock in ….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Espresso Martini please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a nicely chilled Morretti please or possibly 5 or more of them in due course

Thirsty Tuesday it is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness 0.0 please if you have it ...

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Guinness 0.0 please if you have it ... "

Guess whose being taxi tonight then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a whiskey please the bottle

I’ll have what she’s having but two bottles ! We do it better down south ! Ha

So Did you end up hitting planet love over the weekend ???

Feck off cheeky I can keep up no I didn’t

That’s a bet you don’t want to make in public!

I’m sure you could stay standing till you finish the one bottle which is still good

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"I'll have a nicely chilled Morretti please or possibly 5 or more of them in due course

Thirsty Tuesday it is...

Good choice… the Morretti is particularly chilled this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guinness 0.0 please if you have it ...

Guess whose being taxi tonight then

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only to a select few ...

And it's fake taxi

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Espresso Martini please "

Coming up… be up all night mind

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Guinness 0.0 please if you have it ...

Guess whose being taxi tonight then

only to a select few ...

And it's fake taxi

I’ll walk

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"A bottle of Jameson and a glass please."

Not a straw then

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Can I have a whiskey please the bottle

Irish ???

Is there any other whiskey

Yes… Penderyn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of Prosecco

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Large bottle of dark spiced rum and a straw please

Come sit with me beautiful we can tell each other everything

it could take a while

Please make your way to the cubicle in the corner ladies… low lighting over there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a packet of cheese and onion

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Glass of Prosecco "

A gentleman in the bar has bought you a bottle… don’t think his intentions are honourable …

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"And a packet of cheese and onion"

Proper flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Porn star martini please with a shot of Prosecco "

Can I join please Nora?? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am guessing the OP is probay pissed now.

Tea please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum. A double please!

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"I am guessing the OP is probay pissed now.

Tea please "

Plenty of room left for more… and if you tea this ain’t the place for you

u less you are driving then it’s strong tea… milk in last … only way I make it

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Just got in from work.... I'll take that bottle of gin and just suck on that until I pass out if that's okay op?

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Rum. A double please! "

Tough day? Can I recommend the Dead Mans Fingers… very smooth

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Just got in from work.... I'll take that bottle of gin and just suck on that until I pass out if that's okay op?

No problem… our staff will tuck you in

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Just got in from work.... I'll take that bottle of gin and just suck on that until I pass out if that's okay op?

No problem… our staff will tuck you in

Oh we have 'staff'?

Do they do extras?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of Guinness’ and a quadruple whiskey

Thank you please

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Just got in from work.... I'll take that bottle of gin and just suck on that until I pass out if that's okay op?

No problem… our staff will tuck you in

Oh we have 'staff'?

Do they do extras?

Are you have mixed the bar up with the one up the road…. The isiteven Inn

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"A pair of Guinness’ and a quadruple whiskey

Thank you please "

Best behaviour tonight please … just to remind you the machine in the toilet isn’t a chewing gum machine

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Just got in from work.... I'll take that bottle of gin and just suck on that until I pass out if that's okay op?

No problem… our staff will tuck you in

Oh we have 'staff'?

Do they do extras?

Are you have mixed the bar up with the one up the road…. The isiteven Inn

Well I'm too comfy with my friend here, Mr Gin, to go wandering. I'm sure someone will be along for a spooning later

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Just got in from work.... I'll take that bottle of gin and just suck on that until I pass out if that's okay op?

No problem… our staff will tuck you in

Oh we have 'staff'?

Do they do extras?

Are you have mixed the bar up with the one up the road…. The isiteven Inn

Well I'm too comfy with my friend here, Mr Gin, to go wandering. I'm sure someone will be along for a spooning later

Gents … please form a line for the lady and she will make her selection

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Large bottle of dark spiced rum and a straw please

Come sit with me beautiful we can tell each other everything

it could take a while

I have all the time in the world

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"A bottle of Jameson and a glass please.

Not a straw then

Good idea…Forget the glass I’ll take a straw

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"A bottle of Jameson and a glass please.

Not a straw then

Good idea…Forget the glass I’ll take a straw

I’d suggest not using a bar stool when you drink that… the floors are hard if you fall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a whiskey please the bottle

plonks tumbler down and bottle . Anything Else madam

A cuddle

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bring it in here … squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am guessing the OP is probay pissed now.

Tea please

Plenty of room left for more… and if you tea this ain’t the place for you

u less you are driving then it’s strong tea… milk in last … only way I make it

Only way it should be made.

And dont no alcohol shame me!!

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