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"How are you measuring?? " 3 categories I’d say. 1) circumference 2) depth 3) volume Measure it with the same tape blokes use to measure their 9” cocks with on here | |||
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"See the Anal fisting threads "I’ve started most of those | |||
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"Probably me after the last cock I took up it recently. " Oh, forgot #youknowwhoyouare | |||
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"Well you've got a pretty big hear and it fits perfectly in my asshole so I'd say me?" Head* | |||
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"Well you've got a pretty big hear and it fits perfectly in my asshole so I'd say me?" A big hear? | |||
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"I don’t know I don’t care "Why wouldn’t you want to know this? | |||
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"Well you've got a pretty big hear and it fits perfectly in my asshole so I'd say me? Head*" ah | |||
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"Probably me after the last cock I took up it recently. " Big Harold’s? | |||
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"How are you measuring?? 3 categories I’d say. 1) circumference 2) depth 3) volume Measure it with the same tape blokes use to measure their 9” cocks with on here "How far up are you going? | |||
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"Well you've got a pretty big hear and it fits perfectly in my asshole so I'd say me? Head*" The head on my sausage?  | |||
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"Probably me after the last cock I took up it recently. Big Harold’s? "Dear God No! I don't want to lose my teeth | |||
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"Hmm, thinking back to school, volume of a cylinder was pi r2 h, is that going to work for volume...." I was thinking more along the lines of speaker volume and how many decibels it could generate | |||
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"Who's doing the measuring, and how?" I’ll measure, I’ll do it for the team  | |||
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"How are you measuring?? 3 categories I’d say. 1) circumference 2) depth 3) volume Measure it with the same tape blokes use to measure their 9” cocks with on here
How far up are you going? "I go all the way  | |||
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"Probably me after the last cock I took up it recently. Big Harold’s?
Dear God No! I don't want to lose my teeth "Your hole can’t be that big then | |||
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"How are you measuring?? 3 categories I’d say. 1) circumference 2) depth 3) volume Measure it with the same tape blokes use to measure their 9” cocks with on here
How far up are you going?
I go all the way "Up to the throat? | |||
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"Probably me after the last cock I took up it recently. Big Harold’s?
Dear God No! I don't want to lose my teeth
Your hole can’t be that big then "It just tightened rather quickly when you mentioned Harold. | |||
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"Anyone whose had an encounter with the man, the myth, the legend that is Big Harold "I'd shake the hand of anyone who's brave enough to take him in the butt. | |||
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"Anyone whose had an encounter with the man, the myth, the legend that is Big Harold
I'd shake the hand of anyone who's brave enough to take him in the butt.
"Are you feeling brave today Jo? Or shall I ask again tomorrow? | |||
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"Well you've got a pretty big hear and it fits perfectly in my asshole so I'd say me?" I was just thinking it's you and your asshole.  | |||
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"Anyone whose had an encounter with the man, the myth, the legend that is Big Harold "I’d genuflect at the feet of anyone who’s taken his meat | |||
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"Probably me after the last cock I took up it recently. Big Harold’s?
Dear God No! I don't want to lose my teeth
Your hole can’t be that big then
It just tightened rather quickly when you mentioned Harold. "With excitement?  | |||
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"I lost a 6 pint bottle of milk up there once" 6 pint bottle of spunk? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 14/09/21 17:05:22]" I saw that  | |||
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"Oops, I thought you asked Who Is the biggest bum hole. " Lol same here | |||
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"I lost a 6 pint bottle of milk up there once 6 pint bottle of spunk? "Yep, collect it from every encounter I've had | |||
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"Well then, who is it?
Love and Peace "Do you Mr Mystique? | |||
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"Probably me after the last cock I took up it recently. Big Harold’s?
Dear God No! I don't want to lose my teeth
Your hole can’t be that big then
It just tightened rather quickly when you mentioned Harold.
With excitement? "Fear | |||
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"I lost a 6 pint bottle of milk up there once 6 pint bottle of spunk?
Yep, collect it from every encounter I've had "So they’re all only little shooters or a handful of big spunkers? | |||
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"Well then, who is it?
Love and Peace
Do you Mr Mystique? "Would you like to test it? | |||
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"You such a copy bum.
Mine sucked in another galaxy. "Show me your hole | |||
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"I had Satan’s bum hole once…….dodgy curry….NEVER again!!!" That’s a deep deep hole | |||
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"Well then, who is it?
Love and Peace "We need randy marsh for this one | |||
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"Well then, who is it?
Love and Peace
We need randy marsh for this one "Who’s she? | |||
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"I lost a 6 pint bottle of milk up there once 6 pint bottle of spunk?
Yep, collect it from every encounter I've had
So they’re all only little shooters or a handful of big spunkers? "I'll let you guess  | |||
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"I lost a 6 pint bottle of milk up there once 6 pint bottle of spunk?
Yep, collect it from every encounter I've had
So they’re all only little shooters or a handful of big spunkers?
I'll let you guess "You don’t want to know what’s running through my mind right now | |||
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"You been shitting bricks again ?" The opposite, it was curry night last night | |||
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"You been shitting bricks again ? The opposite, it was curry night last night "Should have gone with - Who’s got the hottest ring on fab? | |||
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"You been shitting bricks again ? The opposite, it was curry night last night
Should have gone with - Who’s got the hottest ring on fab?"That’ll be midnight. She’s just sent me it | |||
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"Well you've got a pretty big hear and it fits perfectly in my asshole so I'd say me? Head* The head on my sausage? "Your sausage is quite small love I had a bigger one for my dinner and that was from Asda smartprice sausage selection | |||
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"Well you've got a pretty big hear and it fits perfectly in my asshole so I'd say me? Head* The head on my sausage?
Your sausage is quite small love I had a bigger one for my dinner and that was from Asda smartprice sausage selection "Have you won the lottery?? | |||
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"Well you've got a pretty big hear and it fits perfectly in my asshole so I'd say me? Head* The head on my sausage?
Your sausage is quite small love I had a bigger one for my dinner and that was from Asda smartprice sausage selection
Have you won the lottery?? "Well I don't want to brag but yeah I got 5 numbers and won 20 quid | |||
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"Well you've got a pretty big hear and it fits perfectly in my asshole so I'd say me? Head* The head on my sausage?
Your sausage is quite small love I had a bigger one for my dinner and that was from Asda smartprice sausage selection
Have you won the lottery??
Well I don't want to brag but yeah I got 5 numbers and won 20 quid "If I divorce you I get half right? | |||
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"Well you've got a pretty big hear and it fits perfectly in my asshole so I'd say me? Head* The head on my sausage?
Your sausage is quite small love I had a bigger one for my dinner and that was from Asda smartprice sausage selection
Have you won the lottery??
Well I don't want to brag but yeah I got 5 numbers and won 20 quid
If I divorce you I get half right? "I'll take you to court babe! I've seen a dildo on Facebook marketplace for a fiver so I really need the money sorry. | |||
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"Well you've got a pretty big hear and it fits perfectly in my asshole so I'd say me? Head* The head on my sausage?
Your sausage is quite small love I had a bigger one for my dinner and that was from Asda smartprice sausage selection
Have you won the lottery??
Well I don't want to brag but yeah I got 5 numbers and won 20 quid
If I divorce you I get half right?
I'll take you to court babe! I've seen a dildo on Facebook marketplace for a fiver so I really need the money sorry."I’ll just have half a dildo then. I’ll take the business end | |||
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"I lost a 6 pint bottle of milk up there once 6 pint bottle of spunk?
Yep, collect it from every encounter I've had
So they’re all only little shooters or a handful of big spunkers?
I'll let you guess
You don’t want to know what’s running through my mind right now "You going to give me a little shooter? | |||
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"I lost a 6 pint bottle of milk up there once 6 pint bottle of spunk?
Yep, collect it from every encounter I've had
So they’re all only little shooters or a handful of big spunkers?
I'll let you guess
You don’t want to know what’s running through my mind right now
You going to give me a little shooter? "Yes, a little shooter with a feeble shot  | |||
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"You been shitting bricks again ? The opposite, it was curry night last night
Should have gone with - Who’s got the hottest ring on fab?
That’ll be midnight. She’s just sent me it "What did she have for tea last night ? | |||
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"I lost a 6 pint bottle of milk up there once 6 pint bottle of spunk?
Yep, collect it from every encounter I've had
So they’re all only little shooters or a handful of big spunkers?
I'll let you guess
You don’t want to know what’s running through my mind right now
You going to give me a little shooter?
Yes, a little shooter with a feeble shot "That's ok, I have a funnel | |||
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"You been shitting bricks again ? The opposite, it was curry night last night
Should have gone with - Who’s got the hottest ring on fab?
That’ll be midnight. She’s just sent me it
What did she have for tea last night ?"I think she had spunk | |||
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"I lost a 6 pint bottle of milk up there once 6 pint bottle of spunk?
Yep, collect it from every encounter I've had
So they’re all only little shooters or a handful of big spunkers?
I'll let you guess
You don’t want to know what’s running through my mind right now
You going to give me a little shooter?
Yes, a little shooter with a feeble shot
That's ok, I have a funnel "I’ll be round in 5 | |||
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"I read the title and thought of your bum hole straight away. I think I may need therapy "Your therapist would give you the lethal injection for thinking such filth | |||
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"Yuck Show us your hole "Why haven't you asked to see mine! I've polished it and everything just on the off chance | |||
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"Yuck Show us your hole
Why haven't you asked to see mine! I've polished it and everything just on the off chance "I already have yours in my photo vault | |||
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