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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's pouring!

The Old Man is snoring.

He went to bed and bumped his head (had a quiet wank or five)

and couldn't get up in the morning!

Truly a rhyme for today!

It also took a lot of balls to write this thread!

That's me done for the day! The longer I stay around here the more disgusted I feel!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's pouring!

The Old Man is snoring.

He went to bed and bumped his head (had a quiet wank or five)

and couldn't get up in the morning!

Truly a rhyme for today!

It also took a lot of balls to write this thread!

That's me done for the day! The longer I stay around here the more disgusted I feel!!"

It took balls to write this down (stop there!)

It was not my intention to start a thread based on private occurrence.

So please ignore this post..thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But its not raining men. Unfortunately

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich


"But its not raining men. Unfortunately "

Wish it was, could do with some attention , instead I'm just getting damp x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But its not raining men. Unfortunately "

You don't get any men falling for ages, then they all come down together. It's called the mansoon season...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But its not raining men. Unfortunately

You don't get any men falling for ages, then they all come down together. It's called the mansoon season... "

Marilyn Mansoon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But its not raining men. Unfortunately

You don't get any men falling for ages, then they all come down together. It's called the mansoon season...

Marilyn Mansoon? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But its not raining men. Unfortunately "
Don't you mean it's not skydiving men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But its not raining men. Unfortunately "

Hallelujah.

It's cloudy with a chance of hairy balls descending. What kind of forecast would that be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But its not raining men. Unfortunately

Hallelujah.

It's cloudy with a chance of hairy balls descending. What kind of forecast would that be "

Well trimmed or shaved and I'm there with no umbrella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But its not raining men. Unfortunately

Hallelujah.

It's cloudy with a chance of hairy balls descending. What kind of forecast would that be

Well trimmed or shaved and I'm there with no umbrella "

I wish I had a bigger mouth. Bugger

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The Northern Approach to Tower Bridge flooded I believe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But its not raining men. Unfortunately

Hallelujah.

It's cloudy with a chance of hairy balls descending. What kind of forecast would that be

Well trimmed or shaved and I'm there with no umbrella

I wish I had a bigger mouth. Bugger "

Rain is meant to cleanse..but this is utter filth!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Northern Approach to Tower Bridge flooded I believe. "
So much repressed symbolism! It's awful!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"The Northern Approach to Tower Bridge flooded I believe. So much repressed symbolism! It's awful!!"

It symbolises too much building in London.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But its not raining men. Unfortunately Don't you mean it's not skydiving men?"
That would be safer for them by the look of things around here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Northern Approach to Tower Bridge flooded I believe. So much repressed symbolism! It's awful!!

It symbolises too much building in London."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But its not raining men. Unfortunately

Wish it was, could do with some attention , instead I'm just getting damp x "

A light sprinkling.

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By *orkswatcherMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Stopped now in London but gone ready humid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stopped now in London but gone ready humid"
Feverishly humid? OR you lying about being in London?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But its not raining men. Unfortunately "
There seems to be an issue with men playing the fall guy around here if this thread is to be believed!

How rain was conjured into that I will never know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But its not raining men. Unfortunately

You don't get any men falling for ages, then they all come down together. It's called the mansoon season...

Marilyn Mansoon? "

Married in a Monsoon?

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By *orkswatcherMan
over a year ago

Wakefield


"Stopped now in London but gone ready humid Feverishly humid? OR you lying about being in London?"

Nope in London

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing


"It's pouring!

The Old Man is snoring.

He went to bed and bumped his head (had a quiet wank or five)

and couldn't get up in the morning!

"

As kids we added 'The doctor came, pulled the chain and out came a chuffer train'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stopped now in London but gone ready humid Feverishly humid? OR you lying about being in London?

Nope in London"

Didn't know whether to trust your forecast but you got it right, then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's pouring!

The Old Man is snoring.

He went to bed and bumped his head (had a quiet wank or five)

and couldn't get up in the morning!

As kids we added 'The doctor came, pulled the chain and out came a chuffer train'"

Never heard that one before...looks like that tune has far more potential than we thought!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know it's not raining its dry.

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