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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've noticed recently how good I look in hats.

You could put a dustbin or its lid on my head and I would probably make it work.

How can my hat thing work for me more on this site?

(Few photos can be provided of them as my face is unfortunately propping them all up)

Any suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the confidence that you give off, certainly from your post and your pics! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it to have your lunch soup in???

Double use!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe use your swearing finger as a hat stand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use it to have your lunch soup in???

Double use!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe use your swearing finger as a hat stand "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use it to have your lunch soup in???

Double use!!"

A picture of a masked hatted male eating soup?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Unfortunately there are some hats that make people ask me for lllegal substances (not on here!)

I am not associated with those in any way, anywhere.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's your face shape, neck length and the jaunty angle you wear them at.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Take pics from behind.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Hang the hat off your cock...you're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's your face shape, neck length and the jaunty angle you wear them at.

"

Thank you for your dissection of the hat issue..I truly never pondered the thought that it had anything to do with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hang the hat off your cock...you're welcome "
Miss A you are too cool for words..we shall see what the 'future' holds!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take pics from behind."
Certain hats CAN be worn backwards!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've noticed recently how good I look in hats.

You could put a dustbin or its lid on my head and I would probably make it work.

How can my hat thing work for me more on this site?

(Few photos can be provided of them as my face is unfortunately propping them all up)

Any suggestions?"

Try practicing “modesty”, especially whilst wearing hats.

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's your face shape, neck length and the jaunty angle you wear them at.

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Does jaunty mean I have to smile constantly when It's angled?

Or can I blag (pretend) jazz musician cool?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've noticed recently how good I look in hats.

You could put a dustbin or its lid on my head and I would probably make it work.

How can my hat thing work for me more on this site?

(Few photos can be provided of them as my face is unfortunately propping them all up)

Any suggestions?

Try practicing “modesty”, especially whilst wearing hats.

You’re welcome

"

Provide me a Top Hat young sir and modesty shall become my middle name!

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By *oubletroubleCouple
over a year ago

South West

Like the saying goes

" if you want to get head, get a hat "

Or something like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like the saying goes

" if you want to get head, get a hat "

Or something like that "

Certainly don't need to take it off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked on a bed with hat on arse. I'd fab that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proof needed about the bin lid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Naked on a bed with hat on arse. I'd fab that. "
A bowler hat is the only one I can think of fit for that task..or court jester!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Proof needed about the bin lid "
O,Sh*t!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably the confidence that you give off, certainly from your post and your pics! x"
I am not ignoring you but to start a thread with too much confidence isn't smart..but (whisper) thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Proof needed about the bin lid "

Or the dustbin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Proof needed about the bin lid

Or the dustbin "

For such reasons as these requests I do not own a personal though well sanitized dustbin or it's lid..I tend to use plastic bags instead..and I have been told to not put THEM anywhere near my head..so please let's keep this discussion healthy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A poem:

A hat can be used to cover a mouth (a yawn)

Or get you disrespect when entering a house

A hat can even be used to cover a danger mouse

Or protect you from a roaring water spout (IF you live in NY) Do fire hydrants still exist there?

The use of hats is endless and please don't fear those shady eyes.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's me done with hats for the day as there is no hat made that can protect from the rainfall (by the sound of it) outside!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hang the hat off your cock...you're welcome "
I was tempted to reply I will hang you off it one day..but this is a thread about hats and not mobile delivery!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Use it to have your lunch soup in???

Double use!!"

And a potty if get caught short but make sure you line it with a bag first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use it to have your lunch soup in???

Double use!!

And a potty if get caught short but make sure you line it with a bag first "

Epic! I shall further my use of plastic while doing so!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Use it to have your lunch soup in???

Double use!!

And a potty if get caught short but make sure you line it with a bag first Epic! I shall further my use of plastic while doing so!!"

It will help the bag rott faster which helps the environment also so it's a win win situation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use it to have your lunch soup in???

Double use!!

And a potty if get caught short but make sure you line it with a bag first Epic! I shall further my use of plastic while doing so!!

It will help the bag rott faster which helps the environment also so it's a win win situation "

Hat advice comes no more effective than yours!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Use it to have your lunch soup in???

Double use!!

And a potty if get caught short but make sure you line it with a bag first Epic! I shall further my use of plastic while doing so!!

It will help the bag rott faster which helps the environment also so it's a win win situation Hat advice comes no more effective than yours!"

I'll be wearing my beanie soon I reckon, it's good for a hand and willy warmer so also multi use

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use it to have your lunch soup in???

Double use!!

And a potty if get caught short but make sure you line it with a bag first Epic! I shall further my use of plastic while doing so!!

It will help the bag rott faster which helps the environment also so it's a win win situation Hat advice comes no more effective than yours!

I'll be wearing my beanie soon I reckon, it's good for a hand and willy warmer so also multi use"

Damn! You are well advanced!! But I must admit to using a beanie as a glove when caught out cycling with none one cold day (switched hands) brrrrr!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

You could try an 80's sweat head band.

Hands free - it's a mobile phone holder; sunglasses holder; cigs & lighter. Perhaps fold a cap up & tuck in? Maxwell cd? :

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Hang the hat off your cock...you're welcome Miss A you are too cool for words..we shall see what the 'future' holds!"

I shall look forward to the pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could try an 80's sweat head band.

Hands free - it's a mobile phone holder; sunglasses holder; cigs & lighter. Perhaps fold a cap up & tuck in? Maxwell cd? :"

An eighties sweat head band..I tried it back then..once!

But I like your vietnamwarmovieesque usage for it...I do have a flak jacket type vest in green!

Pic shall be put up for two minutes only..for authentication/verification/perspiration!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Sit down against a brick wall, ankles together and knees apart wearing nothing but a baseball cap and a smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sit down against a brick wall, ankles together and knees apart wearing nothing but a baseball cap and a smile."
A great idea for a photo! BUT whilst where on the subject it does sound like I'm in some North Vietnamese prison camp during the Vietnam era!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hang the hat off your cock...you're welcome Miss A you are too cool for words..we shall see what the 'future' holds!

I shall look forward to the pics "

It SHALL be done!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Sit down against a brick wall, ankles together and knees apart wearing nothing but a baseball cap and a smile. A great idea for a photo! BUT whilst where on the subject it does sound like I'm in some North Vietnamese prison camp during the Vietnam era!"

I think you will look great. Hold a bottle of beer too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hats Entertainment, OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sit down against a brick wall, ankles together and knees apart wearing nothing but a baseball cap and a smile. A great idea for a photo! BUT whilst where on the subject it does sound like I'm in some North Vietnamese prison camp during the Vietnam era!

I think you will look great. Hold a bottle of beer too."

Damn woman! Your just too good..I'll definitely try to get it done!

If I ever need an image creator....you know the rest!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hats Entertainment, OP "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sit down against a brick wall, ankles together and knees apart wearing nothing but a baseball cap and a smile. A great idea for a photo! BUT whilst where on the subject it does sound like I'm in some North Vietnamese prison camp during the Vietnam era!

I think you will look great. Hold a bottle of beer too."

The baseball hat pic has been added specially for you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All photos have been restored to their secret places and no hats will be making a further appearance today.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"All photos have been restored to their secret places and no hats will be making a further appearance today."

Just had a really good look at your pics ...it's only right to check out the hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All photos have been restored to their secret places and no hats will be making a further appearance today."

I bet you totally rock a bobble hat

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"It's your face shape, neck length and the jaunty angle you wear them at.

Does jaunty mean I have to smile constantly when It's angled?

Or can I blag (pretend) jazz musician cool?"

A jaunty angle should always be accompanied by a wry smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All photos have been restored to their secret places and no hats will be making a further appearance today.

I bet you totally rock a bobble hat "

Hopefully there's one out there that suits!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All photos have been restored to their secret places and no hats will be making a further appearance today.

Just had a really good look at your pics ...it's only right to check out the hat "

oui madame x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's your face shape, neck length and the jaunty angle you wear them at.

Does jaunty mean I have to smile constantly when It's angled?

Or can I blag (pretend) jazz musician cool?

A jaunty angle should always be accompanied by a wry smile."

You are a stylist at heart!

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