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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town

There was a young fabber called Rick

Whose dick was exceptionally thick

A couples curiosity was quenched

When her pussy he stretched

And hubby cleared up the mess with a lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old Rick he did start a new thread

And a couple he wanted to bed

A voracious man

But his rhyme did not scan

And that part it did fuck with his head

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Murderer

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Send photos of face body and cock

If my wife's knees you wish to unlock

A compliment and drink goes far

While we repose and chat in the bar

To confirm you have not got the pox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re certainly murdering limericks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a young fabber called Rick

Whose dick was exceptionally thick

A couples curiosity was quenched

When her pussy he stretched

And hubby cleared up the mess with a lick

"
...I would have put when her pussy was drenched...re-edit it quick and I charge £250 per letter.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Nah, na-na-na-nah

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Rumti tumti tum

Rumti tumti tum

Rumti tumti

Rumti tumti

Rumti tumti tum

That's a Limerick meter

And it rhymes

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

So this fabber called Rick

Endowed with the member so thick

Couldn't help over quenching

The wench he was wenching

Made her gag til the poor girl was sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So this fabber called Rick

Endowed with the member so thick

Couldn't help over quenching

The wench he was wenching

Made her gag til the poor girl was sick "

Almost perfect apart from the first line.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"So this fabber called Rick

Endowed with the member so thick

Couldn't help over quenching

The wench he was wenching

Made her gag til the poor girl was sick

Almost perfect apart from the first line. "
just have to stick a there was once in at the start

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town

A couple they wanted to explore

So they left a note on the front door

The postman's cock it did quiver

When cream pie he delivered

As he fucked her on the lounge floor

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

So hard to read

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Are you this rhythmical in bed?

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Are you this rhythmical in bed? "

Is that a heckle? I can't handle hecklers..

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