FabSwingers.com forum: Lets have some fun !!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This morning on the Radio they did a facebook status thing where if there had been internet from the year dot. From anybody in history "What would their status say" I must admit it was quite amusing, lets see who is game for a laugh !!

I will start !

Noah..... " I wonder if i have paid my water bill"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary 'shit, no one is ever gonna believe I made this baby on my own!'

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

King herod.....

Starting a new babysitting venture

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Julius Caesar

Is it the 14th today?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Horatio nelson.....no tongues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus.....how can get rid of these pins and needles in my hands and feet!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anne Boleyn " I really should have done something with my hair this morning"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"King herod.....

Starting a new babysitting venture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King Harold. " I love my new contacts"

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

JFK - "In an open top car driving through Da....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

judus " who needs friends "

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Eve...found a fucking maggot in my apple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first humanoids with language: ugggg um ahhh ugg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elizabeth 1st " off with their heads"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adam.....Hey babe, you're hot! Fancy a fuck?!

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

Lord Lucan "I fancy a game of hide & seek"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lord Lucan "I fancy a game of hide & seek""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christopher colobus " never trust a sat nav"

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london

Anne Boleyn- 'Henry i am not giving you head'

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By *averiMan
over a year ago

Swindon to bristol

''what the fuck was that?'' The Mayor of Hiroshima.

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"Ouch! That's One Small Step For Man, One Hell of a Large Boot to land on my Head!" shouts a Clanger as Neil Armstrong steps onto the moon

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Titanic captain......oops had a wee prang tonight

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

king harold jeez if that fuckers not careful he wil have someones eye out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First person to milk a cow -

Please don't judge me, or ask what and why I was doing it !

But I've found a white liquid that tastes quite nice

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

Thomas farriner 02/09/1666

I think it going to be a hot one today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nikki lauder , i think i can smell petrol

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Adolf hitler.....me and the lads european vacation 1939 yeehaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jeremy kyle:

facebook is disgusting, and tears families apart..I wont be using it to plug my shite show either...like if u want me as a friend.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Guy Fawkes "i can smell burning"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody will ever know.....Richard Nixon.

Nobody will ever know.....Prince Harry

Nobody will ever know.....Ben Johnson

Nobody will ever know.....Ken Dodd

Nobody will ever know.....(insert name)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JFK - "In an open top car driving through Da.....""
Thank god that headaches gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy Fawkes..Giant BBQ 5th Nov, Central London..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Elvis "im going way down"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jeremy kyle:

facebook is disgusting, and tears families apart..I wont be using it to plug my shite show either...like if u want me as a friend.

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody will ever know.....Richard Nixon.

Nobody will ever know.....Prince Harry

Nobody will ever know.....Ben Johnson

Nobody will ever know.....Ken Dodd

Nobody will ever know.....(insert name)"

Ken Dodd?

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Jesus likes......walking on water and other outdoor pursuits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Elvis "im going way down""

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Michael Fisher.... " It may be a little breezy out tonight, so don't worry"

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Elvis

'brb just popping to the loo'....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scott of the Antartic updates his status:

Damn and blast Oaks, that bloody Norwegian has beat us to the Pole. Now go outside and collect some firewood!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Cleopatra- too many asses round here..whats a girl to do?

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

sir issac newton lying under a tree in the garden thinking rude thoughts it was only an apple dissapointingly my cock was up then went down ...??? ahhh!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Elizabeth 1st- i fancy a bit of spanish cock...preferably attached to a spaniard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus...... Line up for your fish finger sandwiches..... Don't push, there's plenty to go around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gutenberg "Anyone like my type?"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Gutenberg "Anyone like my type?""

Bravo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just started this game at work, quite amusing, wonder if we can keep it up till 6am when I finish?

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Queen Victoria - "We are amused. LMFAO."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaudi "Phew, nearly finished."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Schrodinger - Has anyone seen my cat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Michael Fisher.... " It may be a little breezy out tonight, so don't worry"

Just been told it's not FISHER but FISH oops lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Charles I of Albret on the eve of St Crispians Day, 1415..

"I 'ave joost been to see ze Soosesayer - Q'est que c'est une 'Long Bow'...???"

(now that's one for all you history fans....

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PS Pork is back.....

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Ouch my eye - King Harold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ouch my eye - King Harold"

Shoulda gone to Specsavers....

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Guy Fawkes "i can smell burning""

Joan of arc likes this.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guy Fawkes "i can smell burning"

Joan of arc likes this.....

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus - holy shit I've figured out how to turn water into wine I'm gonna be rich!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Headmaster of my secondary school back in good old 1979 ...

Come and get your decent education now, this place will have been transformed into a bloody Academy in 30yrs time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Archimedes - arrested for public indecency yesterday. Oops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socrates- has just been kidnapped by two teenagers who want me and a few other strange people to help them in their history presentation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snow White - 'now don't be silly of course size does not matter'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinnocchio - 'I can't breath!'

Pinnocchio's girlfriend - 'stop moaning and keep telling lies!'

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

henry 8th "wonder what has happened to my dick .. doesnt look pretty .."

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By *outhend secretWoman
over a year ago

southend

Apologises in advance!!! Mother Theresa .... Where's the chocolate and a big fat cock to go with it I'm horny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bill Clinton- tried marijuana today. Was alright I suppose. Friends think I should try inhaling next time

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Check in:

Lee harvey oswald is at book depository

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's Facebook?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andy Murray aged 5 I will win a grand slam one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arnold Swarznegger:

I'll BRB! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1st Australian to make footwear from koala bears drew them on a cave wall to advertise his new brand Ugg

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Bin laden

'who the fuck is that at this time of night?'

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By *noops123Man
over a year ago

Grimsby

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Gary Glitter

"They will never find out who is in my special gang"

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By *noops123Man
over a year ago

Grimsby

Anybody think a new tv series about a bunch of red necks driving around in a big orange car with a silly horn will be a winner ??

............. Na me neither !!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ghandi- thinking of maybe cagefighting...what do ya think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Montezuma....Go on then, put out the welcome mat, whats the worst that can happen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mary Queen of Scots " never add family on face-book"

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