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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's have em and if they're tried and tested!

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By *acchanalian FlowersCouple
over a year ago

Near Wells

Excuse me, is it okay if I have a go at chatting you up?

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Excuse me......but if I was gonna rate you out of 10 its a 9 because I'm the 1 you need Hahaha its a ice breaker lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excuse me, is it okay if I have a go at chatting you up?"

How did this go? Very straight to the point

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Excuse me......but if I was gonna rate you out of 10 its a 9 because I'm the 1 you need Hahaha its a ice breaker lol"

The one that made me laugh from "White Collar":

-You look thirsty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' do you have any Italian in you'

When I said no, he said ' would you like some'

I'm ashamed to say it worked.

I was young and stupid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excuse me......but if I was gonna rate you out of 10 its a 9 because I'm the 1 you need Hahaha its a ice breaker lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"' do you have any Italian in you'

When I said no, he said ' would you like some'

I'm ashamed to say it worked.

I was young and stupid "

Very smooth, I can't even steal this one either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple, do you fancy a drink normally works

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Simple, do you fancy a drink normally works"

Original and effective I suppose.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Do you cum here often?

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

[Removed by poster at 13/09/21 23:51:05]

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I knew a guy at uni who succeedwd with "Get your coat, you've been pulled."

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"Excuse me......but if I was gonna rate you out of 10 its a 9 because I'm the 1 you need Hahaha its a ice breaker lol

The one that made me laugh from "White Collar":

-You look thirsty"
brilliant isn't it!!

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By *acchanalian FlowersCouple
over a year ago

Near Wells


"Excuse me, is it okay if I have a go at chatting you up?

How did this go? Very straight to the point "

It works great because I have opened with asking for consent. I've offered a way to decline and I've been honest with my intentions.

The usual response I get is a smile/laugh and 'go on then, let's hear what you got'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re like a parking ticket, you’ve got fine written all over you.

I’ve lost my telephone number, can I have yours?

I’ll be Fred, you can be Wilma, come back to mine and we’ll make the Bedrock.

Did you bump your head when you fell from heaven?

You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

That dress looks gorgeous on you but it will look better on my floor ©

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

Do you by chance happen to like dragging ??

Dragging ?

Yes Me dragging my balls over your face

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Sorry....but you remind me of a gurkin in a maccy ds cheese burger. I just wanna take you out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Part of me was expecting much creepier, corny chat up lines.

'If you were a bogie, I'd pick you'

'I've lost my keys, can I check your pants?'

kind of thing

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I don't use chat up lines but if I did it would end with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you sleep on your belly ? No, then in that case can I ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"' do you have any Italian in you'

When I said no, he said ' would you like some'

I'm ashamed to say it worked.

I was young and stupid "

Or just horny

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Excuse me, is it okay if I have a go at chatting you up?

How did this go? Very straight to the point

It works great because I have opened with asking for consent. I've offered a way to decline and I've been honest with my intentions.

The usual response I get is a smile/laugh and 'go on then, let's hear what you got'"

It actually is rather good. Reading it almost seems silly but in reality, with charming delivery it would make me laugh and I would either have a chance to accept or reject it. So both funny and asking for consent which can only be a good thing.

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