FabSwingers.com forum: Soggy Biscuit

By *om1962 OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

Has anyone ever played the game of "soggy biscuit"?

For those that don't know, it's a "game" where a group of guys gather around a biscuit, wanking, and the last one to cum over it, has to eat it!

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By *aughtygent0Man
over a year ago

S Wales

You learn something new every day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard of that game, so guessing it's not very popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought you were going to ask which is the best biscuit for dunking

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

No.

But then I don't like soggy biscuits of any description

Dunking should be banned!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a private/boarding school game?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard cream anyone?

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Is that on the Total Wipeout show Richard Hammond introduces? I bet Amanda Byram enjoys watching that bit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats biscuits of the list....fabs a good diet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that a private/boarding school game?

Cant say I ever played that in school

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Custard cream anyone?

No, it would be a savoury biscuit, to go with the cheese.

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Bangor on Dee

it was called "bomb the biscuit" when i was at school

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By *om1962 OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"Is that a private/boarding school game?

From memory, that's where I think I heard that it started, but wondered whether it was a myth!

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london

"Is that a private/boarding school game?

From memory, that's where I think I heard that it started, but wondered whether it was a myth! "

oh of course,so you,ve never played it then?Never heard ofit ,never played it,never will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good job i dont eat biscuits

wouldve put me off for life

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Won five times straight, got told I was greedy,

Won't play with me anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

But then I don't like soggy biscuits of any description

Dunking should be banned!"

Have to agree with you!!! Dunking should be banned? Who on earth dunks biscuits??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Custard cream anyone?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Ugh

Disgusting

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

* clutches my packet of fig rolls *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its where the band 'Limp Bizkit' got their name from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would a group of men arrange a gathering to.wank on a biscuit?!

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london

"its where the band 'Limp Bizkit' got their name from

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

call me old fashioned, but i've always preferred monopoly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umm has nobody noticed rugby has a packet of Fig rolls and not sharing?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

What did you expect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you expect

if i wave and grab their attention.... you can beat them over the head with your willy!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Ewww thats minging ...i'll never look at another digestive again

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I don't mind sharing....but not my fig rolls....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just going to make a cuppa. But just couldn't reach for the Hob Nobs. This thread may of been a great diet as I've gone right off buscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would a group of men arrange a gathering to.wank on a biscuit?!

Didnt you here? its a public school thing, you know, cold showers, fags rugby that sort of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was an army thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or there's soggy crisp.

Same thing applies. Group of men wank into a packet of crisps. Last one to cum, eats the lot.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"I thought it was an army thing "
it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Played many years ago and sooooo glad I didn't loose Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it was an army thing "

Seen squaddie's do some crazy things but think they'd give that one a miss lol

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"What did you expect

if i wave and grab their attention.... you can beat them over the head with your willy!

But who grabs the fig rolls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it was an army thing it is "

Glad I wasn't in your unit , did they use biscuits AB or the fruity ones lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it was an army thing "

definately goes on in mens barracks

not saying how i know as i aint military

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

He does like biscuits though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would a group of men arrange a gathering to.wank on a biscuit?!

Didnt you here? its a public school thing, you know, cold showers, fags rugby that sort of thing."

The op said a group of guys, not boys and it also seems like a common practice in the forces.

I reckon if you look at the meet today sections that there will be a group of blokes arranging hob nob bukkakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that a private/boarding school game?

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yes its in a book stephen fry wrote

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I dont get how a group of guys can furiously wank in front of one another!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I thought this was going to be the who can dunk a biccie in a cuppa for the longest game.... obviously you need to be able to pull it out whole and eat it.

I have always found the softer cookie and oatcake type biccies the best rather than the crunchy type... a classic mistake is going for the rich tea. I have been most successful with M&S cookies.... though a traditional honey oatcake stands a good chance.

However, playing the jizz version as posted by the OP, may not go down as well in the office.... regardless which biccie you select.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I dont get how a group of guys can furiously wank in front of one another!

Who mentioned furiously. For all we know it could be a leisurely one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever played the game of "soggy biscuit"?

For those that don't know, it's a "game" where a group of guys gather around a biscuit, wanking, and the last one to cum over it, has to eat it! "

"The Biscuit Game" has been a highlight of the under-graduate social calendar at OxBridge for many, many decades. Indeed, so well known is it, that it is even mentioned in Blackadder 2 in the scene where Blackadder, Baldrick, Percy etc are all imprisoned by the German played by Hugh Laurie. Hugh Laurie says to Blackadder that he should remember him as they where at school together. Blackadder replies.... "Ah yes... we used to play The Biscuit Game together...!"

I found out in the late 80's that the preferred biscuit is a Bourbon.

I have never touched a Bourbon since....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

its an old Royal Navy urban myth, used to be said to sprogs when they went on ship for the first time to wind them up..

then again the 'hard tack' or 'biscuits dog' were hard..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i bet some guys even go slow on purpose

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"its an old Royal Navy urban myth, used to be said to sprogs when they went on ship for the first time to wind them up..

then again the 'hard tack' or 'biscuits dog' were hard.."

so is the game hunt the rivvett

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its an old Royal Navy urban myth, used to be said to sprogs when they went on ship for the first time to wind them up..

then again the 'hard tack' or 'biscuits dog' were hard..

so is the game hunt the rivvett

Seen them play 'freckles'in the RAF too.

Jacobs crackers needed for that game.

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