FabSwingers.com forum: Riot!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No the nasty kind - just a fun 'Fab Riot'!!

I'm building the compulsory fire!

First thing in chucking on is every sodding copy of 50 shades I can find!

What fuel can you lot provide??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My garden hedges, hate cutting them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got all 3 books of 50 yawns and some other rubbish bared to you!!

Also got a weeks worth of ironing I can shove on there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

men with long hair..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My OH jkt....god how i loathe it......can it go on first..pretty pleaseeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"men with long hair.. "

especially if they have gone bald on top

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Can we have paddy mcguiness as the guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No the nasty kind - just a fun 'Fab Riot'!!

I'm building the compulsory fire!

First thing in chucking on is every sodding copy of 50 shades I can find!

What fuel can you lot provide??"

A gallon of xylene and some music ruled fanfold printer paper

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My next door neighbour but she may spit a bit!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"men with long hair.. "

Phew......just in time to save them!

All the long haired gentleman please follow me to safety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mobile phone can go on too!!! It's a heap of silliness that doesn't want to work!!

Anyone got any marshmallows to toast ?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Can we have paddy mcguiness as the guy"

Nooooo Jeremy Kyke as the guy please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who stop dead whilst walking in front of you

People who barge past your stationary self whilst WALKING up the escalator. Surely that's what stairs are for?

People who talk loudly on their phones on public transport

Women who pee on the toilet seat

Women who wipe bogies on the toilet wall

Stupid people

Smelly people

That's it for now I'm sure there's more fuel to come, that should keep it burning till Christmas, oh and then we can put carol singer's on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who stop dead whilst walking in front of you

People who barge past your stationary self whilst WALKING up the escalator. Surely that's what stairs are for?

People who talk loudly on their phones on public transport

Women who pee on the toilet seat

Women who wipe bogies on the toilet wall

Stupid people

Smelly people

That's it for now I'm sure there's more fuel to come, that should keep it burning till Christmas, oh and then we can put carol singer's on it."

Feel better now do we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was like therapy! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After my journey to work i thought I'd add another to the list!

People who try to occupy your seat on the tube before you've vacated it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

A mahoosive bra that I built yesterday which has since been discarded

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

"My next door neighbour but she may spit a bit!"
and mine and her alcoholic husband and the pile of crap in my garden save it going to the tip

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

ive got the marshmallows ready first come first served

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

my car !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mahoosive bra that I built yesterday which has since been discarded"

Mahoosive isn't even a word

And it wasnt discarded, just ill fitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour too..shes a pyscho hose beast!

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By *uicy lucy 12Woman
over a year ago

wirral

"No the nasty kind - just a fun 'Fab Riot'!!

I'm building the compulsory fire!

First thing in chucking on is every sodding copy of 50 shades I can find!

What fuel can you lot provide??"

my ex..who ran off with my best frend!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House full of junk, just need to go minimalistic.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

can i through in those bloody stupid trousers/jeans with the elasticated cuffs round the bottom

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"A mahoosive bra that I built yesterday which has since been discarded

Mahoosive isn't even a word

And it wasnt discarded, just ill fitting

Yes it is it's slightly bigger than gargantuan

Yea sorry about that I ran out of fabric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we add small minded people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about

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By *azandjazCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I can feel alot of tension in here..... get it all off your chest....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am chucking in fab, got to get in the real world, burn baby burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can feel alot of tension in here..... get it all off your chest....

Who needs a shrink eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That guy off 'Go Compare tv adverts' does my head in everytime grrrr lol

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By *azandjazCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"I can feel alot of tension in here..... get it all off your chest....

Who needs a shrink eh!"

Swinging is much better than any shrink....

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

bloody solicitors and convencing.... just wanna get this house move sorted.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No storming the barricades? Looting? Chants? You need a bit more than a bonfire for a proper riot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i through in those bloody stupid trousers/jeans with the elasticated cuffs round the bottom"

I second that!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

All the current smileys and pass me a shaking head one. Would have worn it out tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just thought i would pop in to see how the riot was going?

Jelly and ice cream anyone?? Or popcorn??

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"No storming the barricades? Looting? Chants? You need a bit more than a bonfire for a proper riot."

what do we want..

no more.

people who stop dead,

people who barge past you.

copies of 50 shades

copies of barred to play

women who wipes thier bogies on the wall..

umm dont roll of the tongue as a chant , think it needs more work..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Just thought i would pop in to see how the riot was going?

Jelly and ice cream anyone?? Or popcorn??

Any got any lemon meringue - I couldn't find any in the shops today?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Just thought i would pop in to see how the riot was going?

Jelly and ice cream anyone?? Or popcorn??

Any got any lemon meringue - I couldn't find any in the shops today?"

Not surprised. How many times did you actually issue it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My neighbour too..shes a pyscho hose beast! "

That's just a Salisbury thing I'm afraid!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Oh and to keep the fire burning - twattish threads

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Just thought i would pop in to see how the riot was going?

Jelly and ice cream anyone?? Or popcorn??

Any got any lemon meringue - I couldn't find any in the shops today?

Not surprised. How many times did you actually issue it

Issue? I've had a craving for a slice since Saturday and it appears to have deserted the shelves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i through in those bloody stupid trousers/jeans with the elasticated cuffs round the bottom

I second that!

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poo stoppers !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No storming the barricades? Looting? Chants? You need a bit more than a bonfire for a proper riot.

what do we want..

no more.

people who stop dead,

people who barge past you.

copies of 50 shades

copies of barred to play

women who wipes thier bogies on the wall..

umm dont roll of the tongue as a chant , think it needs more work..

Obi started this riot - where is he? We need a rallying call. It's all very well burning the stuff we don't want but we need to know what we do want.

Want do we want?

Sex!

When do we want it?

Now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parents that let their ill educated children wear jeans around their knees in the case of boys or as prostitutes for the girls. Hoodies, if your child wants to wear a hoody, buy it in flouresant orange with his/her name on the back, much less likely to shop lift wearing such a garment!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon meringue yummy yummy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No storming the barricades? Looting? Chants? You need a bit more than a bonfire for a proper riot.

what do we want..

no more.

people who stop dead,

people who barge past you.

copies of 50 shades

copies of barred to play

women who wipes thier bogies on the wall..

umm dont roll of the tongue as a chant , think it needs more work..

Obi started this riot - where is he? We need a rallying call. It's all very well burning the stuff we don't want but we need to know what we do want.

Want do we want?

Sex!

When do we want it?

Now!"

Sorry! Been out having sex!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No storming the barricades? Looting? Chants? You need a bit more than a bonfire for a proper riot.

what do we want..

no more.

people who stop dead,

people who barge past you.

copies of 50 shades

copies of barred to play

women who wipes thier bogies on the wall..

umm dont roll of the tongue as a chant , think it needs more work..

Obi started this riot - where is he? We need a rallying call. It's all very well burning the stuff we don't want but we need to know what we do want.

Want do we want?

Sex!

When do we want it?

Now!

Sorry! Been out having sex!

Always the way... start a riot and then slope off for fun forgetting that the fires are burning. Good job I am outside your age range or I'd be over there giving you what for.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm sure that will soon be rectified lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????

Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????

Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!"

I'm safe phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????

Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!"

Are you having a bad day by any chance?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????

Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!"

You'd have to tell us how much sex you are having for that one to work. You might also be reducing the pool of people with whom to have sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????

Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!

I'm safe phew!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????

Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!

Are you having a bad day by any chance?

A bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????

Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!

You'd have to tell us how much sex you are having for that one to work. You might also be reducing the pool of people with whom to have sex."

Lol not a lot, I think this may be contributing to my mood??

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By *awty nannaWoman
over a year ago

sheffield

you can have my copies as well!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

witches are allways good for burning.,plenty too choose from on here.,ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not your pics that's for sure PHWOAR!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????

Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!

You'd have to tell us how much sex you are having for that one to work. You might also be reducing the pool of people with whom to have sex.

Lol not a lot, I think this may be contributing to my mood??

I'll grab my toy bag and be right round!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????

Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!

You'd have to tell us how much sex you are having for that one to work. You might also be reducing the pool of people with whom to have sex.

Lol not a lot, I think this may be contributing to my mood??

I'll grab my toy bag and be right round!

I'm at work, this might be a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????

Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!

You'd have to tell us how much sex you are having for that one to work. You might also be reducing the pool of people with whom to have sex.

Lol not a lot, I think this may be contributing to my mood??

I'll grab my toy bag and be right round!

I'm at work, this might be a problem

True, but then burning people tends to be frowned upon at work too.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lol not a lot, I think this may be contributing to my mood??

I'll grab my toy bag and be right round!

I'm at work, this might be a problem

True, but then burning people tends to be frowned upon at work too.

Not if you are the Witch Finder General.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol not a lot, I think this may be contributing to my mood??

I'll grab my toy bag and be right round!

I'm at work, this might be a problem

True, but then burning people tends to be frowned upon at work too.

Not if you are the Witch Finder General."

I knew I'd missed my calling. Drat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No the nasty kind - just a fun 'Fab Riot'!!

I'm building the compulsory fire!

First thing in chucking on is every sodding copy of 50 shades I can find!

What fuel can you lot provide??"

don't think ya'll need much else, that may take so o o m e t i i m e

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we add people who are having more sex than me please????

Jeez this is gonna end up bigger than the great fire of London at this rate!

You'd have to tell us how much sex you are having for that one to work. You might also be reducing the pool of people with whom to have sex.

Lol not a lot, I think this may be contributing to my mood??

I'll grab my toy bag and be right round!

I'm at work, this might be a problem

True, but then burning people tends to be frowned upon at work too.

You've not met the boss! I'm sure my colleagues would love to help me throw him on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well the fires all but gone out!

And since petrol's so damn pricey - I'm chucking on all the paperwork i'm meant to do today, next doors for sale board (she's too cute to move!) and a bottle of ouzo I really shouldn't have ever bought ( or drank any of! Boak! ) to get it going again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toast anyone??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toast anyone?? "

Toasted buns for me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toast anyone??

Toasted buns for me!!

Any jelly jam on that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heading over to sub BBW for marshmallows and whilst I'm there I'll leave my doors open so anyone wanting stuff for the bonfire can go in and clear out all my junk, take whatever you choose, very little of value either monetary or sentimental, those things I can fit into a shoebox.

Actually, why not just move the bonfire over to my house, burn the whole thing down for me, just tell me when so I can take out some insurance

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