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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Scientists want to bring back Mammoths .. what is going on here ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do realise they eat sheep don't you.

It's all over the ewes.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Scientists want to bring back Mammoths .. what is going on here ?"

Maybe save the animal we have got not bring things back...

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"You do realise they eat sheep don't you.

It's all over the ewes. "

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"You do realise they eat sheep don't you.

It's all over the ewes. "

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

They are saying that within six years they will bring back Mammoth.. what next...the TRex..

These scientists will stop at nothing ..

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"You do realise they eat sheep don't you.

It's all over the ewes. "

Bid you really need to Ram that in this thread..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Scientists want to bring back Woolworths.. what is going on here ?"

Awesome.. Pick n Mix

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Rolling stones going back on tour?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

And when these hungry beasts hunt us. Where will they live?

Rewilding of the UK with dinosaurs... Great plan..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are saying that within six years they will bring back Mammoth.. what next...the TRex..

These scientists will stop at nothing .. "

Scientists, such scum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i saw a documentary on that and it didnt end well everyone got eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do realise they eat sheep don't you.

It's all over the ewes. "

Dinosaurs also come in a variety of colours.

It’s all over the hues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scientists want to bring back Mammoths .. what is going on here ?"

Old news Tom, what is news is that someone is going to pay for it ...

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Rarrrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do realise they eat sheep don't you.

It's all over the ewes.

Dinosaurs also come in a variety of colours.

It’s all over the hues."

the big ones shit everywhere though so go careful

its all over the shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do realise they eat sheep don't you.

It's all over the ewes. "

To be honest though, they can't digest them that well.

It's all over the loos.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This is coming to a safari park near you soon...

Recipe for disaster.. everyone laughs until they are eaten...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are saying that within six years they will bring back Mammoth.. what next...the TRex..

These scientists will stop at nothing .. "

I never knew there was a Nothingasaurus.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"It's jurrasic Park, such a massive park, what could possibly go wrong?!...... "

Sorry, can't talk about dinosaurs without thinking of the sing out to the jurrasic Park them tune on 8 out of 10 cats

might watch the clip again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scientists want to bring back Woolworths.. what is going on here ?

Awesome.. Pick n Mix

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"This is coming to a safari park near you soon...

Recipe for disaster.. everyone laughs until they are eaten..."

might be waiting a while given they're herbivores

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Can anyone see the madness of this...

Utter madness...these buggers will rule the planet... Mark my words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are saying that within six years they will bring back Mammoth.. what next.. TRex..

Get it On !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do realise they eat sheep don't you.

It's all over the ewes.

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I thought it was wildebeasts....

At least it is according to where I get my gnus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is coming to a safari park near you soon...

Recipe for disaster.. everyone laughs until they are eaten...

might be waiting a while given they're herbivores"

They eat Volkswagens ?

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"This is coming to a safari park near you soon...

Recipe for disaster.. everyone laughs until they are eaten...

might be waiting a while given they're herbivores

They eat Volkswagens ?

Where did you think all those cars went?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"They are saying that within six years they will bring back Mammoth.. what next...the TRex..

These scientists will stop at nothing ..

Scientists, such scum

Yeah! Scientists. Pffffft. Who'd be a silly scientist?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is coming to a safari park near you soon...

Recipe for disaster.. everyone laughs until they are eaten...

might be waiting a while given they're herbivores

They eat Volkswagens ?

Where did you think all those cars went?"
awww. Rust In Peices Herbie.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"They are saying that within six years they will bring back Mammoth.. what next.. TRex..

Get it On !"

Scientists are going to bring back Marc Bolan ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rarrrr! "

I don't know why, but this tickled me so much. I chuckled for ages

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"This is coming to a safari park near you soon...

Recipe for disaster.. everyone laughs until they are eaten...

might be waiting a while given they're herbivores"

I'm not. Can you imagine a mammoth steak!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

These buggers...and I mean the mad scientists do not care what damage they cause.

It's like Dr Frankenstein all over again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are saying that within six years they will bring back Mammoth.. what next.. TRex..

Get it On !

Scientists are going to bring back Marc Bolan ?

Yaay ! Bang a Gong !

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Back to the comedy..... at last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope they do. I find it fascinating what was once roaming around on earth.

We haven't been on this planet for a second compared to dinosaurs..

But look! Just look at what we have achieved in a short time

Makes me think did me humans come from somewhere else

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Here I am!!!!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Rarrrr!

I don't know why, but this tickled me so much. I chuckled for ages

I'm glad I could put a smile on your face, as you bring one to mine all the time

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By *andAukCouple
over a year ago

leeds

I quite fancy a wooly mammoth jumper.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

That would be cool. That baby mammoth they found looks so cute.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"They are saying that within six years they will bring back Mammoth.. what next...the TRex..

These scientists will stop at nothing .. "

They were so busy thinking about whether they could, they never stopped to think about whether they should

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Something to replace elephants when we've killed them all off.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Bring them back? If you go to the House of Lords you’ll find they never went away.

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

It's quite literally my dream to see Dinosaurs brought back somehow. I fucking love Dinosaurs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something to replace elephants when we've killed them all off.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’m sure David Wailliams wrote a book about this

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"They are saying that within six years they will bring back Mammoth.. what next...the TRex..

These scientists will stop at nothing .. "
get it on

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Bring them all back.

Zoos are pretty crap now, its only a few animals worth seeing in zoos.

So many undiscovered birds,insects,sealife etc there still may be wildlife from the dino ages on this planet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are saying that within six years they will bring back Mammoth.. what next...the TRex..

These scientists will stop at nothing ..

They were so busy thinking about whether they could, they never stopped to think about whether they should

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Mammoths aren't dinosaurs.

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By *hySoSerious85Man
over a year ago

Melbourne

Is there not a whole series of movies that show just how bad an indea this is.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Snorky from The Banana Splits makes a comeback. Well done scientists!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's quite literally my dream to see Dinosaurs brought back somehow. I fucking love Dinosaurs."

Good job you got fucking and love the right way round lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scientists want to bring back Mammoths .. what is going on here ?

Maybe save the animal we have got not bring things back...

^^^^^^^^ So true save the animals that are facing extinction, i.e the Polar Bears because their natural habitat is melting dur to climate change...not bring the ones that are extinct for 100s of years back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are saying that within six years they will bring back Mammoth.. what next...the TRex..

These scientists will stop at nothing .. get it on

Ahem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scientists want to bring back Mammoths .. what is going on here ?

Maybe save the animal we have got not bring things back...

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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago

London / Essex borders

I say go for it. Get them an island somewhere warm, put up big fences and crack on.. Maybe even open it to visitors when they succeed! What's the worst that could happen..

"They are saying that within six years they will bring back Mammoth.. what next...the TRex..

These scientists will stop at nothing .. "

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"You do realise they eat sheep don't you.

It's all over the ewes. "

Oh ffs

. How long have you been waiting for that opportunity??

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Interesting if one were truly able to bring back extinct species off animals imagine the possibilities it could open up scientifically…

…Not to mention if you had a T-Rex which you raised you could have it eat and devour you’re enemies and other undesirables in life who you encounter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it really be a mammoth or a hairy African elephant

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"They are saying that within six years they will bring back Mammoth.. what next...the TRex..

These scientists will stop at nothing .. get it on

Unsplicing from the mini might be a challenge too far though.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I wonder if they will contribute to global warming with all that farting and belching...will they be farmed for meat..?

Who knows? What we do know that Scientists will have one agenda and businesses another..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if they will contribute to global warming with all that farting and belching...will they be farmed for meat..?

Who knows? What we do know that Scientists will have one agenda and businesses another.."

You don’t waste your evenings.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have enough dinosaurs in the houses of commons and lords

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it be easier to stick carpet tiles on the elephants we already have?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"They are saying that within six years they will bring back Mammoth.. what next...the TRex..

These scientists will stop at nothing .. "

They're not dinosaurs though Tom. Guessing it's been said already.

I'm very hesitant about it, as it's a huge responsibility to care for any animal. Launching a species that's extinct, albeit with combined DNA of a living species, is a massive responsibility. These animals no longer have the same habitats in existence. We also don't know what their impacts on the world today would be.

I think their stated objectives are not fully honest. Most of this is likely to be the first team to do something this big.

Their potential unintended consequences don't seem to have been discussed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mammoths died out as a result of global warming - about 3700 years ago.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Tom it’s a well known fact that Mammoths died out in the mid eighties when all things hairy started the slow descent into extinction. Some say it started with a magazine called “shaven havens”, others say the package tour to magaluf and the drag coefficient of swimming in the Mediterranean, meant the hirsute drowned, in a bubbling mess of factor 20 and sangria. Others still, say that a group of nannas tired of rising wool prices started to harvest the younger members of the W.I.

One things for certain, we will never know the cause, but I personally think that leg warmers were the cause, with the invention of these rainbow coloured calf snugglers, there was no need to perform the ankle comb-over come winter. We should probably have a vigil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scientists want to bring back Mammoths .. what is going on here ?"

You can tell mammoths were from the 1970’s because of their hair, wondered why they went extinct, did they just become passé in the early 80’s because of new wave ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we have enough dinosaurs in the houses of commons and lords"

Wetherspoons are full of them too

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Mammoths died out as a result of global warming - about 3700 years ago."

Was that because man made global warming was caused by The Flintstones driving their V8 s

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

And if they mate a mammoth with an African elephant what in hell will the offspring turn out like.

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"And if they mate a mammoth with an African elephant what in hell will the offspring turn out like. "

An Elemoth?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Take the size of the Mammoth and the aggression of an African elephant and the offspring would be a fearsome creature. A super dinosaur

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Take the size of the Mammoth and the aggression of an African elephant and the offspring would be a fearsome creature. A super dinosaur "

Dinosaurs are Reptiles Tom, Mammoths and Elephants are mammals.

A super Mammoth maybe....

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Well I bow to your classification of animals although if I was walking along minding my own business and saw a mammoth then I would alert people by running away and shouting ... Hide ! There is a fucking dinosaur. In my world the dinosaurs can be reptiles, insects, birds, mammals or whatever they want to be called.. they are all from the dinosaur age and all dinosaurs.... While I am shouting 'Run! There is a fucking dinosaur' The pedantics will be the ones stood there arguing about terminology and about to eaten...

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

When I find a man eating Mammoth in the wild I'll let you know

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

And I am pretty sure that a brontosaurus was not a reptile...

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'll leave that for the Biology experts to comment on.....

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I'll leave that for the Biology experts to comment on.....

It's the Biology experts causing the problem. Just let the dinosaurs rest in peace. No need to bring those buggers back here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scientists want to bring back Mammoths .. what is going on here ?"

Book me in for a Tomahawk steak mmmm

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Do all scientists have the worlds end as their goal then.....?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"And if they mate a mammoth with an African elephant what in hell will the offspring turn out like. "

Well...

Judging by the fact that Mammoths were like large furry elephants, I would gues that their offspring would be like a big elephant with a bit of fur

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Well I bow to your classification of animals although if I was walking along minding my own business and saw a mammoth then I would alert people by running away and shouting ... Hide ! There is a fucking dinosaur. In my world the dinosaurs can be reptiles, insects, birds, mammals or whatever they want to be called.. they are all from the dinosaur age and all dinosaurs.... While I am shouting 'Run! There is a fucking dinosaur' The pedantics will be the ones stood there arguing about terminology and about to eaten... "

If I saw a giant wooly elephant running towards me I wouldn't shout dinosaur!!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

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If I saw a giant wooly elephant running towards me I wouldn't shout dinosaur!! "

In the hope that a dinosayr would come to your aid?

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

You’re missing the potential/golden opportunity here Tom…

If you use some futuristic technology to domesticate the dinosaurs you could on command have them devour countless undesirables in this world….

Imagine the endless possibilities off what you could accomplish?

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Just think of the mammoth casseroles they could make from them!

It's all over the stews.

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Just think of the mammoth casseroles they could make from them!

It's all over the stews."

No, I didn't laugh.....honestly

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It will be like letting a genie out of a bottle.. let's leave the stopper in and leave them where they belong.. the scientists are playing God here.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just think of the mammoth casseroles they could make from them!

It's all over the stews."

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This story really is all over the news..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And when these hungry beasts hunt us. Where will they live?

Rewilding of the UK with dinosaurs... Great plan.."

"I've been on the waiting list for a council house for 15 years now and they've only gone and given one to a bloody Mammoth!" Said Julie, from Bournemouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just think of the mammoth casseroles they could make from them!

It's all over the stews."

Let's hope the casserole is kosher. It's all over the Jews.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"They are saying that within six years they will bring back Mammoth.. what next...the TRex..

These scientists will stop at nothing .. "
they are already reverse engineering chicks to give them features of dinosaurs.. ie with a snout or a tail

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

There's a more sinister reason to this.

You mark my words.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"They are saying that within six years they will bring back Mammoth.. what next...the TRex..

These scientists will stop at nothing .. they are already reverse engineering chicks to give them features of dinosaurs.. ie with a snout or a tail "

Really? Please tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And when these hungry beasts hunt us. Where will they live?

Rewilding of the UK with dinosaurs... Great plan..

"I've been on the waiting list for a council house for 15 years now and they've only gone and given one to a bloody Mammoth!" Said Julie, from Bournemouth."

I heard that ! It's all over the mews.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"They are saying that within six years they will bring back Mammoth.. what next...the TRex..

These scientists will stop at nothing .. they are already reverse engineering chicks to give them features of dinosaurs.. ie with a snout or a tail "

They're doing this to pigeons as well, i've already seen a couple

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

These scientists are no more than madmen..

Mark my words ...this will not end well..

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

There are some strange goings on here.. wake up

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