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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo yo Jimmy bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi "

I fucked you from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

I fucked myself with a turnip from behind "

Disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

I fucked myself with a turnip from behind

Disgusting "

It's home grown. I was so proud of it!

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By *impleSailorMan
over a year ago

the moon

Evening all

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Evening Jim

Evening Perverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

I fucked myself with a turnip from behind

Disgusting

It's home grown. I was so proud of it! "

You still ate it I guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi "

Hey, Stud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

I fucked myself with a turnip from behind

Disgusting

It's home grown. I was so proud of it!

You still ate it I guess "

Ass to mouth. You should try

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo yo Jimmy bro "

Yo, yo, yo, it's time for The Nocturnal Show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface"

Ka-Ching!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo yo Jimmy bro

Yo, yo, yo, it's time for The Nocturnal Show."

Missed you! I hardly never miss anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

I fucked myself with a turnip from behind

Disgusting

It's home grown. I was so proud of it!

You still ate it I guess

Ass to mouth. You should try "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim, apologies for being filthy in your thread

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Evening Jim and to all on forums tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonjour Jimbo, and all! How are you my lovely ?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Hi

I fucked you from behind "

I always let a lady cum first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, apologies for being filthy in your thread "

I'm not sorry. Don't be sorry ! Someone has to be fulfill the filth quota

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi

I fucked myself with a turnip from behind

Disgusting "

There's nothing wrong with a biodegradable sex toy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

I fucked you from behind

I always let a lady cum first "

I'm relieved there is no bad bone(r) in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, apologies for being filthy in your thread

I'm not sorry. Don't be sorry ! Someone has to be fulfill the filth quota "

It's often me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

I fucked myself with a turnip from behind

Disgusting

There's nothing wrong with a biodegradable sex toy."

Seeeee! I never replaced that broken dildo... if I want it to vibrate I just bend against washing machine on a max spinning power.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hello, Sailor. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say, hello, Sailor. He does business in Glasgow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Evening Perverts "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. Happy Monday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all"

Hello Sailor welcome to nocturnal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, apologies for being filthy in your thread "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. I don't mind you being filthy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo yo Jimmy bro

Yo, yo, yo, it's time for The Nocturnal Show.

Missed you! I hardly never miss anyone "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooop its frisky in here tonight

*pushes roast turnip to the side of my dinner lol

Hi Jim, all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi sailor too xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Heck, a prompt start, Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. It's been a jolly long day. Out before 07:30. Home at 20:00. A good showing from Team KC on University Challenge (we beat St John's Cambridge - that'll do ) but now our dishwasher has gone kaput....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and to all on forums tonight "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, GJB. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bonjour Jimbo, and all! How are you my lovely ? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella. I like it when you talk french. I've got French letters for you! I'm good, thanks. How was your Monday?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi

I fucked you from behind

I always let a lady cum first "

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hEmH1EgJbEs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good eeeevening Jim and night owls I hope you’ve had a good Monday…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooop its frisky in here tonight

*pushes roast turnip to the side of my dinner lol

Hi Jim, all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. It's a very fruity and veggie start to proceedings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooop its frisky in here tonight

*pushes roast turnip to the side of my dinner lol

Hi Jim, all "

Don't push it to the side, tuberose prepared it especially

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooop its frisky in here tonight

*pushes roast turnip to the side of my dinner lol

Hi Jim, all

Don't push it to the side, tuberose prepared it especially "

It's flavoursome and homemade. Can't go wrong

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Evening Jim x Evening everyone

I currently searching the cupboards for something to eat...I'm hungry and didn't finish work till late and now I can't be bothered to cook.

Hope everyone is fed and watered

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heck, a prompt start, Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. It's been a jolly long day. Out before 07:30. Home at 20:00. A good showing from Team KC on University Challenge (we beat St John's Cambridge - that'll do ) but now our dishwasher has gone kaput.... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I know, I was late starting Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I thought I'd make some time up. Out before half seven this morning. I can only applaud, excellent work for a night owl. If my dishwasher goes kaput it'll mean one thing. I'll have gone to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ in the sky. St John's Cambridge, losers.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Heck, a prompt start, Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. It's been a jolly long day. Out before 07:30. Home at 20:00. A good showing from Team KC on University Challenge (we beat St John's Cambridge - that'll do ) but now our dishwasher has gone kaput.... "

Bloody hell that's impressive, beating anyone on University challenge.

Nice work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and Howdy, Bill. Happy Monday. You've still got loads of Monday left.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeevening Jim and night owls I hope you’ve had a good Monday…"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Hello to your little friend. I hope you had a good start to the weekly week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooop its frisky in here tonight

*pushes roast turnip to the side of my dinner lol

Hi Jim, all

Don't push it to the side, tuberose prepared it especially "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooop its frisky in here tonight

*pushes roast turnip to the side of my dinner lol

Hi Jim, all

Don't push it to the side, tuberose prepared it especially

It's flavoursome and homemade. Can't go wrong "

Flaaaaavoursome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim x Evening everyone

I currently searching the cupboards for something to eat...I'm hungry and didn't finish work till late and now I can't be bothered to cook.

Hope everyone is fed and watered "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Anabelle. I'll give you something to eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooop its frisky in here tonight

*pushes roast turnip to the side of my dinner lol

Hi Jim, all

Don't push it to the side, tuberose prepared it especially

It's flavoursome and homemade. Can't go wrong

Flaaaaavoursome "

Fine. You can have some cat food instead!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hi Jim ... what's wrong with the M25?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Evening Jim x Evening everyone

I currently searching the cupboards for something to eat...I'm hungry and didn't finish work till late and now I can't be bothered to cook.

Hope everyone is fed and watered

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Anabelle. I'll give you something to eat."

Oh yes! Will it fill me up? I'm feeling very

hungry!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim ... what's wrong with the M25? "

That motorway, there's no end to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone. "

Hello Lorraine thanks for my earlier 4 words x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeevening Jim and night owls I hope you’ve had a good Monday…

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Hello to your little friend. I hope you had a good start to the weekly week."

We did thank you it’s been good so far

How has yours gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim and everyone. Usual suspects up to filth. There's a turnip for the books.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and everyone. Usual suspects up to filth. There's a turnip for the books."

Good fellas arrived

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooop its frisky in here tonight

*pushes roast turnip to the side of my dinner lol

Hi Jim, all

Don't push it to the side, tuberose prepared it especially

It's flavoursome and homemade. Can't go wrong

Flaaaaavoursome

Fine. You can have some cat food instead! "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Evening Jim and everyone. Usual suspects up to filth. There's a turnip for the books."

If I haven't told you lately I adore you! You always make me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim ... what's wrong with the M25? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Oloving. I don't know. What's wrong with the M25?

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over a year ago

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Heck, a prompt start, Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. It's been a jolly long day. Out before 07:30. Home at 20:00. A good showing from Team KC on University Challenge (we beat St John's Cambridge - that'll do ) but now our dishwasher has gone kaput....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I know, I was late starting Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I thought I'd make some time up. Out before half seven this morning. I can only applaud, excellent work for a night owl. If my dishwasher goes kaput it'll mean one thing. I'll have gone to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ in the sky. St John's Cambridge, losers."

I was still awake at ¹ this morning, Jim. And I have to be out again at something past 7 tomorrow

Oh Jim - is your heating element dicky as well?? Our dishwasher is insured and I hope yours is too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim x Evening everyone

I currently searching the cupboards for something to eat...I'm hungry and didn't finish work till late and now I can't be bothered to cook.

Hope everyone is fed and watered

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Anabelle. I'll give you something to eat.

Oh yes! Will it fill me up? I'm feeling very

hungry! "

It'll definitely fill you up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and everyone. Usual suspects up to filth. There's a turnip for the books.

Good fellas arrived "

Just joined in and you're saying I'm Pesci

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ooop its frisky in here tonight

*pushes roast turnip to the side of my dinner lol

Hi Jim, all

Don't push it to the side, tuberose prepared it especially

It's flavoursome and homemade. Can't go wrong

Flaaaaavoursome

Fine. You can have some cat food instead! "

I'm so hungry that if I had a cat I could be tempted by cat food

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Evening Jim

Evening Perverts

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. Happy Monday! "

It's been average to good haha cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and everyone. Usual suspects up to filth. There's a turnip for the books.

Good fellas arrived

Just joined in and you're saying I'm Pesci "

God! Father! No .. I'm not.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Heck, a prompt start, Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. It's been a jolly long day. Out before 07:30. Home at 20:00. A good showing from Team KC on University Challenge (we beat St John's Cambridge - that'll do ) but now our dishwasher has gone kaput....

Bloody hell that's impressive, beating anyone on University challenge.

Nice work! "

We scored 185 in our little team of ² Not bad, considering we're both knackered

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface"

Hello!! Hope you're well

Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeevening Jim and night owls I hope you’ve had a good Monday…

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Hello to your little friend. I hope you had a good start to the weekly week.

We did thank you it’s been good so far

How has yours gone? "

Excellent.

Lazy day today.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Hello Lorraine thanks for my earlier 4 words x"

You’re very welcome..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and everyone. Usual suspects up to filth. There's a turnip for the books."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you had some veg today?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hey Jim of Jims

Had my first ukelele lesson today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, EssexMan. Why so Sadface?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Heck, a prompt start, Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. It's been a jolly long day. Out before 07:30. Home at 20:00. A good showing from Team KC on University Challenge (we beat St John's Cambridge - that'll do ) but now our dishwasher has gone kaput....

Bloody hell that's impressive, beating anyone on University challenge.

Nice work!

We scored 185 in our little team of ² Not bad, considering we're both knackered "

I'd still now, be digesting the question

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heck, a prompt start, Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. It's been a jolly long day. Out before 07:30. Home at 20:00. A good showing from Team KC on University Challenge (we beat St John's Cambridge - that'll do ) but now our dishwasher has gone kaput....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I know, I was late starting Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I thought I'd make some time up. Out before half seven this morning. I can only applaud, excellent work for a night owl. If my dishwasher goes kaput it'll mean one thing. I'll have gone to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ in the sky. St John's Cambridge, losers.

I was still awake at ¹ this morning, Jim. And I have to be out again at something past 7 tomorrow

Oh Jim - is your heating element dicky as well?? Our dishwasher is insured and I hope yours is too "

Blimey.

I need insurance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and everyone. Usual suspects up to filth. There's a turnip for the books.

If I haven't told you lately I adore you! You always make me smile "

Evening Belle and back at you. We're like two peas in a pod.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Evening Perverts

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. Happy Monday!

It's been average to good haha cheers "

That'll do.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and Howdy, Bill. Happy Monday. You've still got loads of Monday left."
well, i won't turn up my nose at more of this monday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Hello!! Hope you're well

Xx

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Enigmatic . Hello to you. I'm alright. More importantly, how are you doing? x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Heck, a prompt start, Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. It's been a jolly long day. Out before 07:30. Home at 20:00. A good showing from Team KC on University Challenge (we beat St John's Cambridge - that'll do ) but now our dishwasher has gone kaput....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I know, I was late starting Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I thought I'd make some time up. Out before half seven this morning. I can only applaud, excellent work for a night owl. If my dishwasher goes kaput it'll mean one thing. I'll have gone to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ in the sky. St John's Cambridge, losers.

I was still awake at ¹ this morning, Jim. And I have to be out again at something past 7 tomorrow

Oh Jim - is your heating element dicky as well?? Our dishwasher is insured and I hope yours is too

Blimey.

I need insurance!"

Get yourself insured, Jim. You never know when you might go dicky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim of Jims

Had my first ukelele lesson today "

Ayyyy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie.

That is very, very cool. I'll look forward to a video of you strumming in the not to distant future.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heck, a prompt start, Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. It's been a jolly long day. Out before 07:30. Home at 20:00. A good showing from Team KC on University Challenge (we beat St John's Cambridge - that'll do ) but now our dishwasher has gone kaput....

Bloody hell that's impressive, beating anyone on University challenge.

Nice work!

We scored 185 in our little team of ² Not bad, considering we're both knackered

I'd still now, be digesting the question "

At least you'd be digesting something.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Hey Jim of Jims

Had my first ukelele lesson today

Ayyyy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie.

That is very, very cool. I'll look forward to a video of you strumming in the not to distant future."

See what you did there

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over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and Howdy, Bill. Happy Monday. You've still got loads of Monday left. well, i won't turn up my nose at more of this monday "

Somebody really is having a happy Monday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heck, a prompt start, Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. It's been a jolly long day. Out before 07:30. Home at 20:00. A good showing from Team KC on University Challenge (we beat St John's Cambridge - that'll do ) but now our dishwasher has gone kaput....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I know, I was late starting Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I thought I'd make some time up. Out before half seven this morning. I can only applaud, excellent work for a night owl. If my dishwasher goes kaput it'll mean one thing. I'll have gone to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ in the sky. St John's Cambridge, losers.

I was still awake at ¹ this morning, Jim. And I have to be out again at something past 7 tomorrow

Oh Jim - is your heating element dicky as well?? Our dishwasher is insured and I hope yours is too

Blimey.

I need insurance!

Get yourself insured, Jim. You never know when you might go dicky "

Omg Jim don't ever go dickish

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Hello!! Hope you're well

Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Enigmatic . Hello to you. I'm alright. More importantly, how are you doing? x"

Oh I'm so much better seeing you're around

I can sleep peacefully now

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over a year ago


"Heck, a prompt start, Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. It's been a jolly long day. Out before 07:30. Home at 20:00. A good showing from Team KC on University Challenge (we beat St John's Cambridge - that'll do ) but now our dishwasher has gone kaput....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I know, I was late starting Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I thought I'd make some time up. Out before half seven this morning. I can only applaud, excellent work for a night owl. If my dishwasher goes kaput it'll mean one thing. I'll have gone to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ in the sky. St John's Cambridge, losers.

I was still awake at ¹ this morning, Jim. And I have to be out again at something past 7 tomorrow

Oh Jim - is your heating element dicky as well?? Our dishwasher is insured and I hope yours is too

Blimey.

I need insurance!

Get yourself insured, Jim. You never know when you might go dicky "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bonjour Jimbo, and all! How are you my lovely ?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella. I like it when you talk french. I've got French letters for you! I'm good, thanks. How was your Monday?"

I like French kissing too. Just saying my Monday has been ok ! How's yours been ? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll give you dicky!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Heck, a prompt start, Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. It's been a jolly long day. Out before 07:30. Home at 20:00. A good showing from Team KC on University Challenge (we beat St John's Cambridge - that'll do ) but now our dishwasher has gone kaput....

Bloody hell that's impressive, beating anyone on University challenge.

Nice work!

We scored 185 in our little team of ² Not bad, considering we're both knackered

I'd still now, be digesting the question

At least you'd be digesting something."

Man can't live on words a lone Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll give you dicky!"

Could you please use reply+ quote

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Hello!! Hope you're well

Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Enigmatic . Hello to you. I'm alright. More importantly, how are you doing? x

Oh I'm so much better seeing you're around

I can sleep peacefully now "

Ayyyy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll give you dicky!

Could you please use reply+ quote "

It was for everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bonjour Jimbo, and all! How are you my lovely ?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella. I like it when you talk french. I've got French letters for you! I'm good, thanks. How was your Monday?

I like French kissing too. Just saying my Monday has been ok ! How's yours been ? X"

Me too. It's been an okay Monday here as well. x

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida? "

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heck, a prompt start, Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. It's been a jolly long day. Out before 07:30. Home at 20:00. A good showing from Team KC on University Challenge (we beat St John's Cambridge - that'll do ) but now our dishwasher has gone kaput....

Bloody hell that's impressive, beating anyone on University challenge.

Nice work!

We scored 185 in our little team of ² Not bad, considering we're both knackered

I'd still now, be digesting the question

At least you'd be digesting something.

Man can't live on words a lone Jim "

I know, that's why we look at the profile photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll give you dicky!

Could you please use reply+ quote

It was for everyone. "

I'm being a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida. "

I love this level of dedication to fact research

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rose dropped a c-.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rose dropped a c-."

How dare you. Its all tucked in.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research "

This is a very factual place, the Late Late Nocturnal©™ Thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rose dropped a c-.

How dare you. Its all tucked in. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lorraine is going to start a new vegetable fashion in Florida.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Rose dropped a c-.

How dare you. Its all tucked in. "

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

This is a very factual place, the Late Late Nocturnal©™ Thread "

We learn something new every day on Fab.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Heck, a prompt start, Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. It's been a jolly long day. Out before 07:30. Home at 20:00. A good showing from Team KC on University Challenge (we beat St John's Cambridge - that'll do ) but now our dishwasher has gone kaput....

Bloody hell that's impressive, beating anyone on University challenge.

Nice work!

We scored 185 in our little team of ² Not bad, considering we're both knackered

I'd still now, be digesting the question

At least you'd be digesting something.

Man can't live on words a lone Jim

I know, that's why we look at the profile photos."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research "

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

This is a very factual place, the Late Late Nocturnal©™ Thread

We learn something new every day on Fab. "
.

I use fab as and educational tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

"

You just made my day with this discovery.. I know how I'd use it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

"

I'd like to see Mr Mystique being made to eat it. In fact I'd like to see him taking in turnip in both holes at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

You just made my day with this discovery.. I know how I'd use it "

I've just said how you'd use it.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

I'd like to see Mr Mystique being made to eat it. In fact I'd like to see him taking in turnip in both holes at the same time."

I reckon you could sell tickets for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

I'd like to see Mr Mystique being made to eat it. In fact I'd like to see him taking in turnip in both holes at the same time.

I reckon you could sell tickets for that "

That's a good idea.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

I'd like to see Mr Mystique being made to eat it. In fact I'd like to see him taking in turnip in both holes at the same time."

Fucking hell, some kinky shit on here this eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

I'd like to see Mr Mystique being made to eat it. In fact I'd like to see him taking in turnip in both holes at the same time.

I reckon you could sell tickets for that "

It would have to involve some messy wrestle match too

Make it worth the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

I'd like to see Mr Mystique being made to eat it. In fact I'd like to see him taking in turnip in both holes at the same time.

Fucking hell, some kinky shit on here this eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening "

I blame kitty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

I'd like to see Mr Mystique being made to eat it. In fact I'd like to see him taking in turnip in both holes at the same time."

It's practically Performance Art. Could easily win next year's Turnip Prize.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

I'd like to see Mr Mystique being made to eat it. In fact I'd like to see him taking in turnip in both holes at the same time.

It's practically Performance Art. Could easily win next year's Turnip Prize."

You might get fab pulitzer for this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For Minnie.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dKpzCCuHDVY

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

I'd like to see Mr Mystique being made to eat it. In fact I'd like to see him taking in turnip in both holes at the same time.

I reckon you could sell tickets for that

It would have to involve some messy wrestle match too

Make it worth the money "

Now we're talking

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

I'd like to see Mr Mystique being made to eat it. In fact I'd like to see him taking in turnip in both holes at the same time.

Fucking hell, some kinky shit on here this eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

I blame kitty. "

I seem to recall you started it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

I'd like to see Mr Mystique being made to eat it. In fact I'd like to see him taking in turnip in both holes at the same time.

It's practically Performance Art. Could easily win next year's Turnip Prize."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

I'd like to see Mr Mystique being made to eat it. In fact I'd like to see him taking in turnip in both holes at the same time.

Fucking hell, some kinky shit on here this eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

I blame kitty.

I seem to recall you started it "

She said turnip first. I only was rubbing my win against Mystique bumhole

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Right you wonderful people I am outta here...goodnight all x

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

I'd like to see Mr Mystique being made to eat it. In fact I'd like to see him taking in turnip in both holes at the same time.

Fucking hell, some kinky shit on here this eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

I blame kitty.

I seem to recall you started it

She said turnip first. I only was rubbing my win against Mystique bumhole "

What have I walked into here!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right you wonderful people I am outta here...goodnight all x"

Sweet dreams. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right you wonderful people I am outta here...goodnight all x"

Goodnight Anabelle, hope you found some grub !

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Good evening all. I'm setting my alarm for 7.30 so night night lovelies, have a peaceful night x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

I'd like to see Mr Mystique being made to eat it. In fact I'd like to see him taking in turnip in both holes at the same time.

Fucking hell, some kinky shit on here this eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

I blame kitty.

I seem to recall you started it

She said turnip first. I only was rubbing my win against Mystique bumhole

What have I walked into here!?

"

I have a carrot on a stick? Fancy a bite let's munch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all. I'm setting my alarm for 7.30 so night night lovelies, have a peaceful night x "

Night beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right you wonderful people I am outta here...goodnight all x"

Good night x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

I'd like to see Mr Mystique being made to eat it. In fact I'd like to see him taking in turnip in both holes at the same time.

Fucking hell, some kinky shit on here this eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

I blame kitty.

I seem to recall you started it

She said turnip first. I only was rubbing my win against Mystique bumhole

What have I walked into here!?

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Freya. You've walked in on a Monday night filth festival. A filthy harvest festival.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Everything all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all. I'm setting my alarm for 7.30 so night night lovelies, have a peaceful night x "

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everything all x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Karl in the Algarve-ish. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's ¹ minute past ¹¹.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

I'd like to see Mr Mystique being made to eat it. In fact I'd like to see him taking in turnip in both holes at the same time.

Fucking hell, some kinky shit on here this eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

I blame kitty.

I seem to recall you started it

She said turnip first. I only was rubbing my win against Mystique bumhole "

The minute you get bumholes involved, you're on a hiding to nothing

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over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hello everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Are turnips popular in Florida?

I Googled Your question and I was shown how to plant them. When i asked Seri she gave me a recipe for mashed turnips.

So unfortunately Jim I have no idea if turnips are popular in Florida.

I love this level of dedication to fact research

I had looked up if there was a turnip flavoured cat food before … there is lol

I'd like to see Mr Mystique being made to eat it. In fact I'd like to see him taking in turnip in both holes at the same time.

Fucking hell, some kinky shit on here this eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

I blame kitty.

I seem to recall you started it

She said turnip first. I only was rubbing my win against Mystique bumhole

The minute you get bumholes involved, you're on a hiding to nothing "

I think we know where the turnup is hiding.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Everything all x"

Fucking spellcheck... Evening all ffs

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everything all x

Fucking spellcheck... Evening all ffs "

I didn't notice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fingers. How are youuuuuuuu?

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Everything all x

Fucking spellcheck... Evening all ffs

I didn't notice. "

Sums me up nicely

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fingers. How are youuuuuuuu?"

All good thanks. You good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are commonly called Swedes are in fact a large variety of Turnips, originally from Sweden.

Sweden legalised same sex relationships in 1944.

#TurnipFactMash

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

I’m chilling after dogging all last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everything all x

Fucking spellcheck... Evening all ffs

I didn't notice.

Sums me up nicely "

Haha. Karl, you're my everything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fingers. How are youuuuuuuu?

All good thanks. You good?"

Good man. I'm not too bad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are commonly called Swedes are in fact a large variety of Turnips, originally from Sweden.

Sweden legalised same sex relationships in 1944.

#TurnipFactMash"

1944, nice work, Sweden.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"What are commonly called Swedes are in fact a large variety of Turnips, originally from Sweden.

Sweden legalised same sex relationships in 1944.

#TurnipFactMash

1944, nice work, Sweden."

I do love my brassicas....

Evening all. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m chilling after dogging all last night "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bman. You must have had an exhausting night.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Everything all x

Fucking spellcheck... Evening all ffs

I didn't notice.

Sums me up nicely

Haha. Karl, you're my everything."

Sadly I ain’t Barry White

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What are commonly called Swedes are in fact a large variety of Turnips, originally from Sweden.

Sweden legalised same sex relationships in 1944.

#TurnipFactMash"

Yay, FactMash is a healthy and wholesome late night snack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are commonly called Swedes are in fact a large variety of Turnips, originally from Sweden.

Sweden legalised same sex relationships in 1944.

#TurnipFactMash

1944, nice work, Sweden.

I do love my brassicas....

Evening all. X"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I had heard that you love brassicas. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everything all x

Fucking spellcheck... Evening all ffs

I didn't notice.

Sums me up nicely

Haha. Karl, you're my everything.

Sadly I ain’t Barry White "

You're sexier than Barry White!

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Everything all x

Fucking spellcheck... Evening all ffs

I didn't notice.

Sums me up nicely

Haha. Karl, you're my everything.

Sadly I ain’t Barry White

You're sexier than Barry White!"

Got nothing... pure piss take but I’m loving it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everything all x

Fucking spellcheck... Evening all ffs

I didn't notice.

Sums me up nicely

Haha. Karl, you're my everything.

Sadly I ain’t Barry White

You're sexier than Barry White!

Got nothing... pure piss take but I’m loving it lol "

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"What are commonly called Swedes are in fact a large variety of Turnips, originally from Sweden.

Sweden legalised same sex relationships in 1944.

#TurnipFactMash

1944, nice work, Sweden.

I do love my brassicas....

Evening all. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I had heard that you love brassicas. x"

I do Jimbo.

But they make me gassy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are commonly called Swedes are in fact a large variety of Turnips, originally from Sweden.

Sweden legalised same sex relationships in 1944.

#TurnipFactMash

1944, nice work, Sweden.

I do love my brassicas....

Evening all. X"

Good evening Red x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are commonly called Swedes are in fact a large variety of Turnips, originally from Sweden.

Sweden legalised same sex relationships in 1944.

#TurnipFactMash

1944, nice work, Sweden.

I do love my brassicas....

Evening all. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I had heard that you love brassicas. x

I do Jimbo.

But they make me gassy xx"

Jumpin' jack brass it's a gas gas gas. x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"What are commonly called Swedes are in fact a large variety of Turnips, originally from Sweden.

Sweden legalised same sex relationships in 1944.

#TurnipFactMash

1944, nice work, Sweden.

I do love my brassicas....

Evening all. X

Good evening Red x"

Evening lovely Leo.

I see your puns have been on point tonight xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"What are commonly called Swedes are in fact a large variety of Turnips, originally from Sweden.

Sweden legalised same sex relationships in 1944.

#TurnipFactMash

1944, nice work, Sweden.

I do love my brassicas....

Evening all. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I had heard that you love brassicas. x

I do Jimbo.

But they make me gassy xx

Jumpin' jack brass it's a gas gas gas. x"

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Hey hey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are commonly called Swedes are in fact a large variety of Turnips, originally from Sweden.

Sweden legalised same sex relationships in 1944.

#TurnipFactMash

1944, nice work, Sweden.

I do love my brassicas....

Evening all. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I had heard that you love brassicas. x

I do Jimbo.

But they make me gassy xx

Jumpin' jack brass it's a gas gas gas. x

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey hey "

Gooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gin&Tonic. Do you like Pump up the Jam by Technotronic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

42 people have now looked at my profile. Nobody else look at my profile today.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"42 people have now looked at my profile. Nobody else look at my profile today."

42. Aw, Wonko

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

175 have looked at me, Jim.

That's a whole thread of looks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are commonly called Swedes are in fact a large variety of Turnips, originally from Sweden.

Sweden legalised same sex relationships in 1944.

#TurnipFactMash

1944, nice work, Sweden.

I do love my brassicas....

Evening all. X

Good evening Red x

Evening lovely Leo.

I see your puns have been on point tonight xx"

I thought they might kale in comparison to Jim's, so thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"What are commonly called Swedes are in fact a large variety of Turnips, originally from Sweden.

Sweden legalised same sex relationships in 1944.

#TurnipFactMash

1944, nice work, Sweden.

I do love my brassicas....

Evening all. X

Good evening Red x

Evening lovely Leo.

I see your puns have been on point tonight xx

I thought they might kale in comparison to Jim's, so thank you."

See? Even with kale, you never fail

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"42 people have now looked at my profile. Nobody else look at my profile today."

Nice to see 42 ... hopefully 1 is a woman

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