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My mate fancies you.... the Smutty Monday edition part 2

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Remember peoples..... this is only as fun as you make it. So send smut. Lots. Don't wait for smut to be sent to you!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

In!!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Am I first!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I first!!?? "

You are!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a spin

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Am I first!!?? "

This is quite the shock!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Can I play again but with more smut for me this time

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m still here to post if you want me to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m back in for more smut

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By *0astMan
over a year ago

Discovering

Ooooooo wait wait

Puts hands ?? up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah Id love a go, I’m going to have a beer to make today a day to try and remember xx

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Yes!!!!!!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m back in

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on again

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm back in again

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

In for more

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd like some smut please

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Back in again

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I hope you've all taken note of the demand for sending smut as well as waiting to receive it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in again. Can the massager reveal themselves please

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message from a beauty and I totally agree with her.

Would you tell Tom that he's one of the absolute best X

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Hey Nora you absolute minx

My mate says there is something he wants to post through your letterbox and it isn’t Mail

Whatever it is I think you’d enjoy it

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Hey Nora you absolute minx

My mate says there is something he wants to post through your letterbox and it isn’t Mail

Whatever it is I think you’d enjoy it "

Oh I say. My inbox is open

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Keep em coming

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Piscean dream..... my utterly sexy mate says...

Can't wait for the day you finally get in that car and drive my way

Dude. Stop waiting. Do it.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I hope you've all taken note of the demand for sending smut as well as waiting to receive it....."

Yes miss!

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By *hillinsMan
over a year ago

Essex

Oh go on then, I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I hope you've all taken note of the demand for sending smut as well as waiting to receive it.....

Yes miss! "

So well behaved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tinder my handsome friend wants you to see this.

I want you to kiss down my body and leave those red lipstick marks as you go while dragging your nails along my naked flesh

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Message from one of my lovely friends

Please tell The Bearded Guy that I can't wait to feel that beard of his against my skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from a beauty and I totally agree with her.

Would you tell Tom that he's one of the absolute best X"

Awww thank you x means a lot today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Piscean dream..... my utterly sexy mate says...

Can't wait for the day you finally get in that car and drive my way

Dude. Stop waiting. Do it."

Hopefully sooner rather than later

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ooooh from a really hottie

Can you send a message to WestcountryDadBod please

When are you travelling a little east?? We can act out all the smut

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tea monkey you stud.... my sexy mate says...

When is your profile going to be open for me to perv again??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from one of my lovely friends

Please tell The Bearded Guy that I can't wait to feel that beard of his against my skin

"

Let’s make that happen

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hey there Bearded.... my gorgeous mate says....

The bearded guy...... Has the pulse calmed now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey there Bearded.... my gorgeous mate says....

The bearded guy...... Has the pulse calmed now "

I’m always calm ffs I’m not sure anyone can send me any photos that would make it race

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Tinder my handsome friend wants you to see this.

I want you to kiss down my body and leave those red lipstick marks as you go while dragging your nails along my naked flesh"

Oh my!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Tea monkey you stud.... my sexy mate says...

When is your profile going to be open for me to perv again?? "

It depends who your mate is. Maybe a personal viewing could be arranged

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Ooooh from a really hottie

Can you send a message to WestcountryDadBod please

When are you travelling a little east?? We can act out all the smut "

That sounds like an invite and I’ll be on my way as soon as I know who and how Far East I need to travel

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Ooooh my very hot friend wants to say....

nameofme.... if you're going to remove anything can it be both our clothes please

Do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man hunk of a guy has a question for Nora the explorer:

I’ve a treasure map if you want to come on an expedition with me?

Please and thanks

I wonder what the treasure will be

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Message from one of my lovely friends

Please tell The Bearded Guy that I can't wait to feel that beard of his against my skin

"
I've got a beard ...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message for Saff from a sexy one

Can you asK saff if I can push pickled onions up her bum until her breath smells of monster munch please

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A man hunk of a guy has a question for Nora the explorer:

I’ve a treasure map if you want to come on an expedition with me?

Please and thanks

I wonder what the treasure will be "

Oh I do love an adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for MrsSapphire

'This Handsome devil would love to see you bouncing up and down on his pogo stick while he twiddled your nipples like he was trying to re-tune two car radios. Then flip you over and listen to his balls slapping in harmony against your bum while he rode you like a jockey in the 3.30 at Newmarket.'

How rude

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

For West Country dadbod again.

Hmmmmm about 90 miles apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayakei a really nice guy as asked me to pass this on he says

He keeps getting tangled in those fishnets… and do you mind if He removes them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in please I would like a mate

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By *inx and NymphCouple
over a year ago

bristol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Mayakei a really nice guy as asked me to pass this on he says

He keeps getting tangled in those fishnets… and do you mind if He removes them?

"

These massagers and nice guys need to reveal themselves. Proceed to my box please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh my very hot friend wants to say....

nameofme.... if you're going to remove anything can it be both our clothes please

Do it! "

*nameofme removes his shirt….

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"For West Country dadbod again.

Hmmmmm about 90 miles apparently "

Narrows it down! I’ll set off soon and go door to door

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in y'all

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve got a message from my very fit mate;

For NotSoPosh

I’ve a sweet spot for that tongue to taste

I don’t think that he’s talking about haribo

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Ahhhh how cute

Message for Sir Tom of beard plays or whatever you call yourself now.

Just wanted to say how much I appreciate your friendship and the fact that you genuinely do care. I know I’m sometimes useless at replying quickly but you’re always there when I’m feeling crap and when I’m feeling happy. You’re a lovely lovely man Tom and don’t you ever change.

From a bloody lovely leggy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for MrsSapphire

'This Handsome devil would love to see you bouncing up and down on his pogo stick while he twiddled your nipples like he was trying to re-tune two car radios. Then flip you over and listen to his balls slapping in harmony against your bum while he rode you like a jockey in the 3.30 at Newmarket.'

How rude "

Ahahahahah! You always seem to get asked to post the best smut...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To _inx and nymph.... a splendid gent would love to let you know He would love to have you in his harem x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Oooh Nora you lucky duck a handsome gent would like to tell you there is too much knicker in your recent photo and he thinks he should help you with a retake

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tinder.....

I can't remember what my mate said.

Hang on a sec. He's sexy so you're gonna wanna know

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Oooh - there's a part 2!

Is there any smut left for little old me?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ok. Tinder....

My sexy mate says your butt had better be ready for him cos he's rampant

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oooh - there's a part 2!

Is there any smut left for little old me?"

I think we can find some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ahhhh how cute

Message for Sir Tom of beard plays or whatever you call yourself now.

Just wanted to say how much I appreciate your friendship and the fact that you genuinely do care. I know I’m sometimes useless at replying quickly but you’re always there when I’m feeling crap and when I’m feeling happy. You’re a lovely lovely man Tom and don’t you ever change.

From a bloody lovely leggy one "

Awww thank you, xxx

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Saff! A message from a smooth gent....

Ooo saffron ... what lovely eyebrows you've got x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

My friend asked me to pass this on

Would you be so kind as to tell _eardybob that I have a bruise on my butt and it needs kissing better

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Ok. Tinder....

My sexy mate says your butt had better be ready for him cos he's rampant "

Oh is that right

Best get myself ready then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

posh.... a lively gent asks

I've got a jar of Nutella with your name on... and a warm spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for MrsSapphire

'This Handsome devil would love to see you bouncing up and down on his pogo stick while he twiddled your nipples like he was trying to re-tune two car radios. Then flip you over and listen to his balls slapping in harmony against your bum while he rode you like a jockey in the 3.30 at Newmarket.'

How rude

Ahahahahah! You always seem to get asked to post the best smut... "

I'm a smut magnet it seems

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"posh.... a lively gent asks

I've got a jar of Nutella with your name on... and a warm spoon"

Do I need a spoon?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve got a message from my very fit mate;

For NotSoPosh

I’ve a sweet spot for that tongue to taste

I don’t think that he’s talking about haribo "

I like a sweet spot....

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Fed up of scrolling posh!! Im out but thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one posh

This awesome dude wants to ask

Is that because her pfp is so clean would He be allowed to add his mess to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm can I put my postie uniform on yet????

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fed up of scrolling posh!! Im out but thank you "

Aww honey! Come back

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"My friend asked me to pass this on

Would you be so kind as to tell _eardybob that I have a bruise on my butt and it needs kissing better"

on it... magic plasters on standby!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Another one posh

This awesome dude wants to ask

Is that because her pfp is so clean would He be allowed to add his mess to it "

Goodness. That's very forward.....

Depends on the mess

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

May I attend please Miss Posh Pants ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for two lucky ladies TinderGirl and Posh. The awesome fella asks

He can’t make up his mind so would you mind sharing me? He has enough for both of you

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

I’ll try again

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Can I play x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in please

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"May I attend please Miss Posh Pants ?? "

You're very good at sending porn I guess....

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oooh Nora you lucky duck a handsome gent would like to tell you there is too much knicker in your recent photo and he thinks he should help you with a retake "

Oooooooh ok then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gorgeous mate said

Would you please tell _eardybob that he had better prepare himself for a workout

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A message for two lucky ladies TinderGirl and Posh. The awesome fella asks

He can’t make up his mind so would you mind sharing me? He has enough for both of you "

We will be good at sharing

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By *ave DevineMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I want some smut xx

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By *inx and NymphCouple
over a year ago

bristol

Who is this splendid harem gent ?

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"My gorgeous mate said

Would you please tell _eardybob that he had better prepare himself for a workout "

eep - braced!

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

In for a whirl … x

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

A bit late but in again.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

MrsSapphire.... stop keeping my sexy mate waiting! He says...

Sapphire , you know I want you so let's get this sorted please so we chat more than once a week haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lovely friend said

tell sir Tom he's a great mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Posh the handsome dude says

To let you know it’s a couple of sacks full

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

We'll jump In if that's OK

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hi Posh the handsome dude says

To let you know it’s a couple of sacks full "

Sacks? Jeepers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lovely friend said

tell sir Tom he's a great mate"

Awww thank you, today I miss one do it’s nice to hear I’ve more

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"May I attend please Miss Posh Pants ??

You're very good at sending porn I guess...."

Ppfffttt ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My super handsome gentlemanly mate said

Can you please tell Dreamy Eyes that nothing can hold back her tide of filth from becoming reality. Once my discount voucher for Travelodge comes through, her arse is mine to spank all night !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi grumpy.

A gorgeous friend asks

How come she never get sent porn?

FOMO

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"My super handsome gentlemanly mate said

Can you please tell Dreamy Eyes that nothing can hold back her tide of filth from becoming reality. Once my discount voucher for Travelodge comes through, her arse is mine to spank all night !

"

. Dreamy whoever that is he’s a keeper!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From a hot mate if mine to another hit mate of mine (I love how hot my mates are)

Bellaseas….me you and Mo… a bed and an egg florentine to replenish afterwards x it’s on

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh another for dreamy from a sexy one.

Miss Dreamy.. That profile pic is incomplete did you know.. My face doesn't appear at the bottom

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Message for Saff from a sexy one

Can you asK saff if I can push pickled onions up her bum until her breath smells of monster munch please "

Ffs… where are all the chargers coming from tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gorgeous mate said

Please could you tell Posh that I'd like to cover her in icecream and lick her until she begs me to make her creamy cone into a 99 with my giant flake

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

One sexy gal would like to tell Beardybob that his latest pics have been just too damn good

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Message for Saff from a sexy one

Can you asK saff if I can push pickled onions up her bum until her breath smells of monster munch please

Ffs… where are all the chargers coming from tonight "

Ffs.. charmers. I give up.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My gorgeous mate said

Please could you tell Posh that I'd like to cover her in icecream and lick her until she begs me to make her creamy cone into a 99 with my giant flake

"

Golly! That's a lot of ice cream.....

Which mate?

Hang on.... is this Nora again?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hi grumpy.

A gorgeous friend asks

How come she never get sent porn?

FOMO "

Because I'm a gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hot mate said

Can you tell _inx and nymph they have the best dream since MLK...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just chilling out in the bath and would love some smut to wash off

NBVN x

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Happy to play postman

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"My gorgeous mate said

Please could you tell Posh that I'd like to cover her in icecream and lick her until she begs me to make her creamy cone into a 99 with my giant flake

Golly! That's a lot of ice cream.....

Which mate?

Hang on.... is this Nora again? "

. Nope again!

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By *inx and NymphCouple
over a year ago

bristol


"My hot mate said

Can you tell _inx and nymph they have the best dream since MLK... "

I have a dream

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Just got home from work, I'm sweaty, grubby and more than a little smutty

I'm in whilst soaking in a very needed bubble bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh a beautiful man friend said

Please tell NBVN I'd happily pop over and do her back for her

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My gorgeous mate said

Please could you tell Posh that I'd like to cover her in icecream and lick her until she begs me to make her creamy cone into a 99 with my giant flake

Golly! That's a lot of ice cream.....

Which mate?

Hang on.... is this Nora again?

. Nope again!"

Pppfffttt

You used to send me smut ffs

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just got home from work, I'm sweaty, grubby and more than a little smutty

I'm in whilst soaking in a very needed bubble bath "

I like you sweaty, grubby and smutty

Er.... said my mate

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"My gorgeous mate said

Please could you tell Posh that I'd like to cover her in icecream and lick her until she begs me to make her creamy cone into a 99 with my giant flake

Golly! That's a lot of ice cream.....

Which mate?

Hang on.... is this Nora again?

. Nope again!

Pppfffttt

You used to send me smut ffs"

I know. I’m all out of smut. I’m being too nice at the moment. Not like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My super handsome gentlemanly mate said

Can you please tell Dreamy Eyes that nothing can hold back her tide of filth from becoming reality. Once my discount voucher for Travelodge comes through, her arse is mine to spank all night !

. Dreamy whoever that is he’s a keeper!"

I know exactly who that is Nora ha ha

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My gorgeous mate said

Please could you tell Posh that I'd like to cover her in icecream and lick her until she begs me to make her creamy cone into a 99 with my giant flake

Golly! That's a lot of ice cream.....

Which mate?

Hang on.... is this Nora again?

. Nope again!

Pppfffttt

You used to send me smut ffs

I know. I’m all out of smut. I’m being too nice at the moment. Not like me "

Quick! Everyone! Nora is ill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh a beautiful man friend said

Please tell NBVN I'd happily pop over and do her back for her"

Oh yes please

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From a hot mate if mine to another hit mate of mine (I love how hot my mates are)

Bellaseas….me you and Mo… a bed and an egg florentine to replenish afterwards x it’s on"

Mo gets in on all my action !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh another for dreamy from a sexy one.

Miss Dreamy.. That profile pic is incomplete did you know.. My face doesn't appear at the bottom "

I feel some grinding coming on.....

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Attending bearded gents!

My naughty friend requests that you kindly make your way to her front door as she’d like to test a theory…….

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Hey there Welsh Kinky!

I've been asked to let you know that the Ice queen gets wet when she melts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ruggedly handsome friend said

to cherry and ask if I could was her back with my bear paws

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Attending bearded gents!

My naughty friend requests that you kindly make your way to her front door as she’d like to test a theory……."

Can all the non bearded make their way to my front door please . I’ll think of a theory to test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora and Tinder .....

we need to arrange this boobie squish soon

NBVN x... so envious

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I don’t know how to send smut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beautiful man friend is back

Please tell cherry I will do her after I've finished with NBVN unless they would like to wash together

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don’t know how to send smut "

Awwwwww Mr M.

I'll teach you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nora and Tinder .....

we need to arrange this boobie squish soon

NBVN x... so envious

"

Join us!

Er.... oops

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"Hey there Welsh Kinky!

I've been asked to let you know that the Ice queen gets wet when she melts!

"

Suddenly I’m thirsty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My beautiful man friend is back

Please tell cherry I will do her after I've finished with NBVN unless they would like to wash together "

Absolutely

NBVN x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora and Tinder .....

we need to arrange this boobie squish soon

NBVN x... so envious

"

Always in for boobie squishes. My obsession with boobs will always be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t know how to send smut "

Slap the keyboard with your penis and it will make beautiful smut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nora and Tinder .....

we need to arrange this boobie squish soon

NBVN x... so envious

Join us!

Er.... oops "

deal

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Attending bearded gents!

My naughty friend requests that you kindly make your way to her front door as she’d like to test a theory……."

On my way. Not sure where but I’m driving anyway

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"Just got home from work, I'm sweaty, grubby and more than a little smutty

I'm in whilst soaking in a very needed bubble bath

I like you sweaty, grubby and smutty

Er.... said my mate "

I can't reach my back, could you...

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"I don’t know how to send smut

Slap the keyboard with your penis and it will make beautiful smut."

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I don’t know how to send smut

Slap the keyboard with your penis and it will make beautiful smut."

Do I need to spunk as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the beautiful Nora

This lady wants to know when you are meeting her for a drink, smut may not be involved but it will still be a night to remember.......

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just got home from work, I'm sweaty, grubby and more than a little smutty

I'm in whilst soaking in a very needed bubble bath

I like you sweaty, grubby and smutty

Er.... said my mate

I can't reach my back, could you... "

Via the front?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t know how to send smut

Slap the keyboard with your penis and it will make beautiful smut.

Do I need to spunk as well? "

Well you finish a cake with icing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t know how to send smut "

Just talk dirty to me, it's really that easy

NBVN x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Attending bearded gents!

My naughty friend requests that you kindly make your way to her front door as she’d like to test a theory……."
tell your naughty friend I'm on my way

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"For the beautiful Nora

This lady wants to know when you are meeting her for a drink, smut may not be involved but it will still be a night to remember.......

"

Message me! I’m always up for meeting for a drink . Especially with a lady

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"My beautiful man friend is back

Please tell cherry I will do her after I've finished with NBVN unless they would like to wash together

Absolutely

NBVN x"

Absolutely too

Mystery person, you may be at risk of being forgotten...unless you reveal yourself

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"Just got home from work, I'm sweaty, grubby and more than a little smutty

I'm in whilst soaking in a very needed bubble bath

I like you sweaty, grubby and smutty

Er.... said my mate

I can't reach my back, could you...

Via the front? "

That's it

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

My inbox is waiting.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Mrs sapphire. I’m so sorry I’m just the messenger here.

MrsSaphire can you show me your tits and fanny please

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"A message for two lucky ladies TinderGirl and Posh. The awesome fella asks

He can’t make up his mind so would you mind sharing me? He has enough for both of you

We will be good at sharing "

Oh definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh to my lucky friend dreamy eyes again!

Message for Dreamy Eyes

I take your word for it that they are dreamy but the truth is I haven’t managed to stop looking at your boobs yet and it’s been weeks

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"My ruggedly handsome friend said

to cherry and ask if I could was her back with my bear paws"

Always a yes

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Nora and Tinder .....

we need to arrange this boobie squish soon

NBVN x... so envious

Always in for boobie squishes. My obsession with boobs will always be there "

Oooh I'm game!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"My beautiful man friend is back

Please tell cherry I will do her after I've finished with NBVN unless they would like to wash together

Absolutely

NBVN x

Absolutely too

Mystery person, you may be at risk of being forgotten...unless you reveal yourself "

That's against the rules

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Newbury

I'm in.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

The beautiful NBVN I have a message from a hottie

NBVN I honestly don't perve the stairs converse pic every day.. Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The beautiful NBVN I have a message from a hottie

NBVN I honestly don't perve the stairs converse pic every day.. Honest "

Aww I will take some more converse pics just for you. How would you like to position me?

NBVN x

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"My beautiful man friend is back

Please tell cherry I will do her after I've finished with NBVN unless they would like to wash together

Absolutely

NBVN x

Absolutely too

Mystery person, you may be at risk of being forgotten...unless you reveal yourself

That's against the rules "

Oh you were so easy to tempt out

You know you have to be naked to scrub backs right?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"My beautiful man friend is back

Please tell cherry I will do her after I've finished with NBVN unless they would like to wash together

Absolutely

NBVN x

Absolutely too

Mystery person, you may be at risk of being forgotten...unless you reveal yourself

That's against the rules

Oh you were so easy to tempt out

You know you have to be naked to scrub backs right? "

I wouldn't have it any other way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs sapphire. I’m so sorry I’m just the messenger here.

MrsSaphire can you show me your tits and fanny please "

Pahahaahha oh as you asked so nicely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh to my lucky friend dreamy eyes again!

Message for Dreamy Eyes

I take your word for it that they are dreamy but the truth is I haven’t managed to stop looking at your boobs yet and it’s been weeks "

You will end up needing glasses you know.....

Come to my inbox and I will show you my eyes

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

To posh ...my oceanic lady mate says she's really sad she didn't get to meet up with you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Posh we having a part 3 pretty please

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Attending bearded gents!

My naughty friend requests that you kindly make your way to her front door as she’d like to test a theory…….

Can all the non bearded make their way to my front door please . I’ll think of a theory to test "

I've just got a stubbley one. Who's door should I go to?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Attending bearded gents!

My naughty friend requests that you kindly make your way to her front door as she’d like to test a theory…….

Can all the non bearded make their way to my front door please . I’ll think of a theory to test

I've just got a stubbley one. Who's door should I go to? "

Mine please

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