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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In this day and age and how intelligent people are in design and manufacture, it sometimes astounds me how some things are still not that advanced.

For example…

I saw on the news a woman who had her voice box removed and now she has to press a valve on her throat to talk. It seems she really has to push hard and the sound that comes out is really quiet.

So why don’t we have better technology for such things?

I imagine a voice box that automatically shuts the valve to create sound and also amplifies it to a level required. Even some kind of pitch control and a setting to talk in other languages.

Yeah I wouldn’t know where to begin with designing it, but the point is why is this not a thing already?

Have you ever wondered why some products or solutions don’t exist?

Transporter beam perhaps?

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"In this day and age and how intelligent people are in design and manufacture, it sometimes astounds me how some things are still not that advanced.

For example…

I saw on the news a woman who had her voice box removed and now she has to press a valve on her throat to talk. It seems she really has to push hard and the sound that comes out is really quiet.

So why don’t we have better technology for such things?

I imagine a voice box that automatically shuts the valve to create sound and also amplifies it to a level required. Even some kind of pitch control and a setting to talk in other languages.

Yeah I wouldn’t know where to begin with designing it, but the point is why is this not a thing already?

Have you ever wondered why some products or solutions don’t exist?

Transporter beam perhaps?

Why isn’t fitting electrically controlled amplifiers, speakers, microphones and valves into someone throat not already a thing?

Is that actually a question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In this day and age and how intelligent people are in design and manufacture, it sometimes astounds me how some things are still not that advanced.

For example…

I saw on the news a woman who had her voice box removed and now she has to press a valve on her throat to talk. It seems she really has to push hard and the sound that comes out is really quiet.

So why don’t we have better technology for such things?

I imagine a voice box that automatically shuts the valve to create sound and also amplifies it to a level required. Even some kind of pitch control and a setting to talk in other languages.

Yeah I wouldn’t know where to begin with designing it, but the point is why is this not a thing already?

Have you ever wondered why some products or solutions don’t exist?

Transporter beam perhaps?

Why isn’t fitting electrically controlled amplifiers, speakers, microphones and valves into someone throat not already a thing?

Is that actually a question? "

Well when I watched the report she had no voice and had to make do with something that she hated, as she was a soprano singer before the operation, so what I’m saying is why isn’t something made that is better than a crappy valve she has to press really hard to then get next to no noise out of her mouth?

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"In this day and age and how intelligent people are in design and manufacture, it sometimes astounds me how some things are still not that advanced.

For example…

I saw on the news a woman who had her voice box removed and now she has to press a valve on her throat to talk. It seems she really has to push hard and the sound that comes out is really quiet.

So why don’t we have better technology for such things?

I imagine a voice box that automatically shuts the valve to create sound and also amplifies it to a level required. Even some kind of pitch control and a setting to talk in other languages.

Yeah I wouldn’t know where to begin with designing it, but the point is why is this not a thing already?

Have you ever wondered why some products or solutions don’t exist?

Transporter beam perhaps?

Why isn’t fitting electrically controlled amplifiers, speakers, microphones and valves into someone throat not already a thing?

Is that actually a question?

There might be if you have the money to affirm it, maybe a small machine you place onto your throat to attempt to amplify the voice

But can you think of any issues involved with putting basically a car stereo in someone’s throat?

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"In this day and age and how intelligent people are in design and manufacture, it sometimes astounds me how some things are still not that advanced.

For example…

I saw on the news a woman who had her voice box removed and now she has to press a valve on her throat to talk. It seems she really has to push hard and the sound that comes out is really quiet.

So why don’t we have better technology for such things?

I imagine a voice box that automatically shuts the valve to create sound and also amplifies it to a level required. Even some kind of pitch control and a setting to talk in other languages.

Yeah I wouldn’t know where to begin with designing it, but the point is why is this not a thing already?

Have you ever wondered why some products or solutions don’t exist?

Transporter beam perhaps?

Why isn’t fitting electrically controlled amplifiers, speakers, microphones and valves into someone throat not already a thing?

Is that actually a question?

Technology goes into what makes the most money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See through toasters. Experts warn that they’re still along way off.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"See through toasters. Experts warn that they’re still along way off."

Don’t even try to tell me that’s not been invented? They have glass kettles so you can… see how warm the water is?

I bet this exists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See through toasters. Experts warn that they’re still along way off.

Don’t even try to tell me that’s not been invented? They have glass kettles so you can… see how warm the water is?

I bet this exists "

No, they say the technology isn’t there yet, I’ve looked into it.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"See through toasters. Experts warn that they’re still along way off.

Don’t even try to tell me that’s not been invented? They have glass kettles so you can… see how warm the water is?

I bet this exists

No, they say the technology isn’t there yet, I’ve looked into it."

Sounds like something elites would say….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See through toasters. Experts warn that they’re still along way off.

Don’t even try to tell me that’s not been invented? They have glass kettles so you can… see how warm the water is?

I bet this exists

No, they say the technology isn’t there yet, I’ve looked into it."

I thought they found in trials that people were put off by seeing that layer of crumbs at the bottom and got fed up having to clean it so often ?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I want a holodeck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think people should have emotional intelligence test before being allowed on social media

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"See through toasters. Experts warn that they’re still along way off.

Don’t even try to tell me that’s not been invented? They have glass kettles so you can… see how warm the water is?

I bet this exists "

It does almost exist, there is a toaster with a glass panel on the front so you can see it toasting

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I want a holodeck

Oh hell yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In this day and age and how intelligent people are in design and manufacture, it sometimes astounds me how some things are still not that advanced.

For example…

I saw on the news a woman who had her voice box removed and now she has to press a valve on her throat to talk. It seems she really has to push hard and the sound that comes out is really quiet.

So why don’t we have better technology for such things?

I imagine a voice box that automatically shuts the valve to create sound and also amplifies it to a level required. Even some kind of pitch control and a setting to talk in other languages.

Yeah I wouldn’t know where to begin with designing it, but the point is why is this not a thing already?

Have you ever wondered why some products or solutions don’t exist?

Transporter beam perhaps?

Why isn’t fitting electrically controlled amplifiers, speakers, microphones and valves into someone throat not already a thing?

Is that actually a question?

There might be if you have the money to affirm it, maybe a small machine you place onto your throat to attempt to amplify the voice

But can you think of any issues involved with putting basically a car stereo in someone’s throat? "

Yeah, someone Bluetooth linking to your throat then playing porn out of your own mouth lol

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"See through toasters. Experts warn that they’re still along way off.

Don’t even try to tell me that’s not been invented? They have glass kettles so you can… see how warm the water is?

I bet this exists

No, they say the technology isn’t there yet, I’ve looked into it."

You’ve looked into a toaster?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"I want a holodeck

I just play in VR. Just a pity you can't walk about properly.

How did they fix that in StarTrek?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I think people should have emotional intelligence test before being allowed on social media

That would mean I am barred from all social media

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Black Mirror had an episode about this…

The ability for everything that you see with your own eyes to be recorded in your head and be downloaded or replayed at will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black Mirror had an episode about this…

The ability for everything that you see with your own eyes to be recorded in your head and be downloaded or replayed at will.

I’m not sure hours of masturbation footage is good for anyone’s eyes

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Bedsheet changer.

I mean, shit job no one wants to do it and the benefits are superb!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bedsheet changer.

I mean, shit job no one wants to do it and the benefits are superb! "

Imagine the possibilities, an app on your phone. And come home to fresh sheets. Bliss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

perpetual motion electric generator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black Mirror had an episode about this…

The ability for everything that you see with your own eyes to be recorded in your head and be downloaded or replayed at will.

Sort off possible google glass dose exactly this just not your head but can record everything you see on to a micro sd card and then download from there and replyed at will

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

A device that lets you read a woman's mind!

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

Medical technology we don't have and I think we should is a tablet that keeps you fit, one to keep you toned, and one to decrease some weight. (I don't need anything to help me put it on)

I would be a happy chappy and I would happily pay my £££'s per month spent on gym membership and time spent trying to do it myself

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