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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

Best description of cock…. “Purple headed womb broom” I heard on a programme once

Dislike the word Fanny … rather c**t

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Clopper...

Flange...

Scrunge...

Clunge...

I should do this in haiku format really...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best description of cock…. “Purple headed womb broom” I heard on a programme once

Dislike the word Fanny … rather c**t

It sounds more like an insult

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh how I love a nice minge

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Clopper...

Flange...

Scrunge...

Clunge...

I should do this in haiku format really..."

Do it! The forum needs more haiku in it.

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Oh how I love a nice minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Clopper...

Flange...

Scrunge...

Clunge...

I should do this in haiku format really..."

Impressive if you could please

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Clunge"

Growler

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
over a year ago

Here n there

Badly packed kebab

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Best description of cock…. “Purple headed womb broom” I heard on a programme once

Dislike the word Fanny … rather c**t

Your favourite word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doody flooj ones I'd say when young

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Best description of cock…. “Purple headed womb broom” I heard on a programme once

Dislike the word Fanny … rather c**t

Your favourite word

It’s a very flexible used… lots of uses

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Badly packed kebab"

Off for a doner now… please make it badly packed with extra sauce

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
over a year ago

Here n there

"Badly packed kebab

Off for a doner now… please make it badly packed with extra sauce

Swimming in garlic

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Best description of cock…. “Purple headed womb broom” I heard on a programme once

Dislike the word Fanny … rather c**t

Your favourite word

It’s a very flexible used… lots of uses

I know you have called me it enough times

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Best description of cock…. “Purple headed womb broom” I heard on a programme once

Dislike the word Fanny … rather c**t

Your favourite word

It’s a very flexible used… lots of uses

I know you have called me it enough times

In my defence it’s in reply to your forum abuse of me

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Badly packed kebab

Off for a doner now… please make it badly packed with extra sauce

Swimming in garlic

Be on your breath for days…

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Clopper...

Flange...

Scrunge...

Clunge...

I should do this in haiku format really...

Impressive if you could please

Clunges - Flanges all...

A juicy Clopper grools;

How I love the flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Axe wound

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Best description of cock…. “Purple headed womb broom” I heard on a programme once

Dislike the word Fanny … rather c**t

Your favourite word

It’s a very flexible used… lots of uses

I know you have called me it enough times

In my defence it’s in reply to your forum abuse of me "

I have never abused you

cheeky

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Joystick

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Clopper...

Flange...

Scrunge...

Clunge...

I should do this in haiku format really...

Impressive if you could please

Clunges - Flanges all...

A juicy clopper grooling;

How I love the flaps

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Joystick

After what you’ve done to the wand it better be a robust joystick

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
over a year ago

Here n there

Type "Scottish slange for vag" on Outube

You will not be disappointed

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Axe wound

Romantic

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Joystick

After what you’ve done to the wand it better be a robust joystick

It looks pretty robust to me

I'll let you know....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Axe wound

Romantic

Alway

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Clopper...

Flange...

Scrunge...

Clunge...

I should do this in haiku format really...

Do it! The forum needs more haiku in it."

Hi Meli

I did, but alas, I miscounted the second line syllables

Fixed now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink parts…

I once sent flowers to a girl and wrote that on the card

Love and kisses on all your pink parts.

I forgot her mum might read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Punched lasagne

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

Some really romantic terms being referenced here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spam purse or ham wallet!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Axe wound

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Growler

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Or kebab

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Or kebab

With salad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geoff

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Geoff "

I spell it Jeff

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Or kebab

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Or kebab

You said

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Sorry OP - Just like me to go straight for the lady parts... forgot this is a unisex thread!

One for the gentlemen...

Steaming spunk trumpet;

Gigglestick gospel-pipework

Best leg of three legs

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Geoff "

Geroff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom and Jenny

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"Sorry OP - Just like me to go straight for the lady parts... forgot this is a unisex thread!

One for the gentlemen...

Steaming spunk trumpet;

Gigglestick gospel-pipework

Best leg of three legs

Seems a mouthful

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Sorry OP - Just like me to go straight for the lady parts... forgot this is a unisex thread!

One for the gentlemen...

Steaming spunk trumpet;

Gigglestick gospel-pipework

Best leg of three legs

Seems a mouthful

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sorry OP - Just like me to go straight for the lady parts... forgot this is a unisex thread!

One for the gentlemen...

Steaming spunk trumpet;

Gigglestick gospel-pipework

Best leg of three legs

You always go straight for the lady parts.... noted

Fine verse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flower

Fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock is Geoff

Bumhole is Derek

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Tom and Jenny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite has to be cunt... I know so many hate it but it does it for me

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Derek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mott

Minge

Foof

Clunge

Twat

Fairy

Axe wound is a personal fave though

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By *elshkinky OP Man
over a year ago

south wales

"My favourite has to be cunt... I know so many hate it but it does it for me

It’s the swearing worlds marmite

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

Mutton Dager

Dump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porridge gun.

Pink Diamond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a women for me it's (cunt) it's just a pukka word I love it haha sorry ladies. I call mine.....(the old boy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Va-Ja-Ja...

There's one guy & I always refer to his Cock as his peri-winkle...he doesn't mind

yes he's a micro-penis...he's a platonic friend...but I have seen his peri-winkle many times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well.. I'd have to say Tuppence will always be a favourite of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ham wallet

Love tunnel

Beef boulivard

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