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Interesting facts about poo

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By *ust Clare OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Wombats have cubic shaped poo.Its thought this is to deter predators as when they keep catching themselves on the pointy corners,they think 'Oo,ow,flaming hell,strewth,gonna start chasing wallabies'

Ocelot poo smells of violets.Salvador Dali had one as a pet,an ocelot I mean,not a violet although he was bonkers enough to keep a plant as a pet

Winnie the Pooh was not actually a poo, but a fictional bear,much beloved by the twee middle classes,the type who make their own cordials and think Tigger is edgy

The ancient Mayans used to massage alpaca faeces into their scalp for healthy hair. The Spanish conquistadors found this disgusting and created a synthetic substitute which they called Sham Poo

Any more? Keep them tasteful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shit topic

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I have no other facts, but this is awesomely random , my kinda thread haha

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

There was an exhibition called the history of poo that was at our local museum one year.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

There are trials where they collect healthy people's poo to put in others with intestinal disease.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"There was an exhibition called the history of poo that was at our local museum one year."

For a whole 12 months? That was a shit year!

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Thanks folks, I’m here all week!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There was an exhibition called the history of poo that was at our local museum one year.

For a whole 12 months? That was a shit year!

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Thanks folks, I’m here all week! "

Was a shit exhibition too.....

Comedy Posh is in the building

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By *ust Clare OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

There are 9385 people in the Shanghai phone book called Mr Poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chris Packham has an animal poo collection.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

The average person spends 213 days of their life pooping ..

You all wanted to know that didn't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chatting poo

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Wombats have cubic shaped poo.Its thought this is to deter predators as when they keep catching themselves on the pointy corners,they think 'Oo,ow,flaming hell,strewth,gonna start chasing wallabies'

Ocelot poo smells of violets.Salvador Dali had one as a pet,an ocelot I mean,not a violet although he was bonkers enough to keep a plant as a pet

Winnie the Pooh was not actually a poo, but a fictional bear,much beloved by the twee middle classes,the type who make their own cordials and think Tigger is edgy

The ancient Mayans used to massage alpaca faeces into their scalp for healthy hair. The Spanish conquistadors found this disgusting and created a synthetic substitute which they called Sham Poo

Any more? Keep them tasteful "

Sounds like a tall story, but I’m not poo pooing it

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"Chris Packham has an animal poo collection."

My previous hairdresser ran over his poodle!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Sloths only pooh once a week!

See youtube Poo "Dance"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZauTZTdgwc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are about 100 bags of human poo on the moon, left by American astronauts. Bloody litter louts.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"There are about 100 bags of human poo on the moon, left by American astronauts. Bloody litter louts. "
tut tut ..bloody yanks

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"There are about 100 bags of human poo on the moon, left by American astronauts. Bloody litter louts. tut tut ..bloody yanks "
just a thought ..why bother putting it in bags? No one's going to tread in it...or say phew what's that smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are about 100 bags of human poo on the moon, left by American astronauts. Bloody litter louts. tut tut ..bloody yanks just a thought ..why bother putting it in bags? No one's going to tread in it...or say phew what's that smell? "

Apparently all the astronauts were also dog owners and they did it out of habit.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"There are about 100 bags of human poo on the moon, left by American astronauts. Bloody litter louts. tut tut ..bloody yanks just a thought ..why bother putting it in bags? No one's going to tread in it...or say phew what's that smell? "

I know this one! They had real issues getting any sort of toilet to work in zero gravity, so the astronauts ended up sticking a bag to their arse when they needed a shit. The bags had a nice finger tube bit so they could dislodge any poo that was stuck to the skin, and they came ready-glued so they were easy to stick to the buttocks.

Once they'd pooed they sealed the bags to stop the poo escaping and floating round, then when they got to the moon they just left the bags there.

They were on a low residue diet to reduce the amount of poo generated, but there was still quite a bit.

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By *ust Clare OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

The Starship Enterprise only had one toilet as the food they ate was a virtual creation to disguise a diet of pills which purely controlled the body's metabolism,hence no need to excrete

The toilet was for the sexually harassed female crew members to lock themselves in and hide from Captain Kirk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are about 100 bags of human poo on the moon, left by American astronauts. Bloody litter louts. tut tut ..bloody yanks just a thought ..why bother putting it in bags? No one's going to tread in it...or say phew what's that smell?

I know this one! They had real issues getting any sort of toilet to work in zero gravity, so the astronauts ended up sticking a bag to their arse when they needed a shit. The bags had a nice finger tube bit so they could dislodge any poo that was stuck to the skin, and they came ready-glued so they were easy to stick to the buttocks.

Once they'd pooed they sealed the bags to stop the poo escaping and floating round, then when they got to the moon they just left the bags there.

They were on a low residue diet to reduce the amount of poo generated, but there was still quite a bit."

I want to be on your pub quiz team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first mainstream cartoon character to be shown on the toilet was Bart Simpson.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"There are about 100 bags of human poo on the moon, left by American astronauts. Bloody litter louts. tut tut ..bloody yanks just a thought ..why bother putting it in bags? No one's going to tread in it...or say phew what's that smell?

I know this one! They had real issues getting any sort of toilet to work in zero gravity, so the astronauts ended up sticking a bag to their arse when they needed a shit. The bags had a nice finger tube bit so they could dislodge any poo that was stuck to the skin, and they came ready-glued so they were easy to stick to the buttocks.

Once they'd pooed they sealed the bags to stop the poo escaping and floating round, then when they got to the moon they just left the bags there.

They were on a low residue diet to reduce the amount of poo generated, but there was still quite a bit.

I want to be on your pub quiz team "

I know my shit!

Genuine facts here: at one point they figured a way to dehydrate the poo (something to do with space, so maybe vacuum dried?), but the dust it created was hard to contain and ended up floating about the cabin.

When it went into the astronauts' eyes or mouths it would absorb the moisture and reconstitute again and they'd end up with eyes full of poo and very very bad breath.

They quickly went back to gluing bags to their arses.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"There are about 100 bags of human poo on the moon, left by American astronauts. Bloody litter louts. tut tut ..bloody yanks just a thought ..why bother putting it in bags? No one's going to tread in it...or say phew what's that smell?

I know this one! They had real issues getting any sort of toilet to work in zero gravity, so the astronauts ended up sticking a bag to their arse when they needed a shit. The bags had a nice finger tube bit so they could dislodge any poo that was stuck to the skin, and they came ready-glued so they were easy to stick to the buttocks.

Once they'd pooed they sealed the bags to stop the poo escaping and floating round, then when they got to the moon they just left the bags there.

They were on a low residue diet to reduce the amount of poo generated, but there was still quite a bit."
wow how interesting

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"There are about 100 bags of human poo on the moon, left by American astronauts. Bloody litter louts. tut tut ..bloody yanks just a thought ..why bother putting it in bags? No one's going to tread in it...or say phew what's that smell?

I know this one! They had real issues getting any sort of toilet to work in zero gravity, so the astronauts ended up sticking a bag to their arse when they needed a shit. The bags had a nice finger tube bit so they could dislodge any poo that was stuck to the skin, and they came ready-glued so they were easy to stick to the buttocks.

Once they'd pooed they sealed the bags to stop the poo escaping and floating round, then when they got to the moon they just left the bags there.

They were on a low residue diet to reduce the amount of poo generated, but there was still quite a bit.

I want to be on your pub quiz team "
so do I...come and join my team

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The Bristol Stool Chart.....

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"The Bristol Stool Chart....."

Work with nurses long enough and you'll eat a Bristol stool chart cake.

I've baked half a dozen or so myself!

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By *ust Clare OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

The biggest poo ever recorded was laid by Roland Orzabel of Tears for Fears on June 9 1984.

He was inspired to write a song about it titled 'Let It All Out' however this remains unreleased.The song was later rewritten as 'Shout' and became their biggest hit.

Roland states in his autobiography that in deference to the earlier version,he attempted to look as if suffering from severe constipation in the accompanying music video

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compacted Camel poo was used to build the pyramids, having an unusually sticky but flexible consistency. It is also sometimes mixed with rosemary and lime juice to make organic pot pourri for sale in John Lewis.

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By *ust Clare OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

North American and Canadian branches of IKEA sell dedicated branded poo knives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"North American and Canadian branches of IKEA sell dedicated branded poo knives"

To help when assembling their stools ?

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By *ust Clare OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!


"North American and Canadian branches of IKEA sell dedicated branded poo knives

To help when assembling their stools ?"

Apparently they wanted to call it the Trump Trimmer

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Compacted Camel poo was used to build the pyramids, having an unusually sticky but flexible consistency. It is also sometimes mixed with rosemary and lime juice to make organic pot pourri for sale in John Lewis."

And I thought I knew the most random crap

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Human excrement has followed us beyond the limits of the Earth's atmosphere and into space. The famous astronaut Neil Armstrong deposited four bags of poo onto the surface of the moon when he landed there in 1969. In fact there’s almost 100 bags of poo from different astronauts including Buzz Aldrin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In some parts of Africa people forage in elephant poo for yams and sweet potato, elephants can't digest it and it cooks inside the stomach...voilà a cooked yam

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Radstock

It is a well known fact that ! if you wait more than 20 minutes after inserting a Glycerol suppository up you bun, you can run faster than Linford Christie.

Do not try this at home children. As skids marks feel very uncomfortable when cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ant colonies are so well organised that their poo times are co-ordinated. The sound of several thousand ants having a collective crap can be heard by the human ear.

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

You CAN polish a turd.... Evidence seen on Mythbusters!

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By *ust Clare OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Coffee beans which have passed through the digestive system of a civet cat and retrieved from its poo are a delicacy and make civet coffee which is eye wateringly expensive.

Conversely Mellow Birds coffee is so called because it is made of guano (seabird poo)

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By *ust Clare OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Well this thread has gone down the pan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this thread has gone down the pan "

I thought it was flushed with success

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By *ust Clare OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

I thought with the amount of crap talked on the forums that it would be inundated with turd trivia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought with the amount of crap talked on the forums that it would be inundated with turd trivia "

I hope you haven't made any enemas Clare

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By *ust Clare OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

I've been dumped!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poo hoo

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

More sewer talk...

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