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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Send me your broken toys ladies and I’ll bring them back to life.

Terms & Conditions apply

Your vibrator could be at risk if you don’t keep up with your payments in kind

Love and Peace

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Butt plugs his speciality ladies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a small business idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a small business idea "

That depends on the vibrator.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

My friend wants to know if you do call outs.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Butt plugs his speciality ladies... "

A free butt plug with every repair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a small business idea

That depends on the vibrator."

Are you proding for my size preference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a small business idea

That depends on the vibrator.

Are you proding for my size preference? "

Prodding even

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a small business idea "

It has big potential

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a small business idea

It has big potential "

Wide perspectives

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My friend wants to know if you do call outs....."

Only on evenings why I get the business off the ground

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I have a variety of one-eared rabbits that nothing can be done with, but I have one where I snapped the central shaft that I think would be relatively easy to repair. There's another where the wire to the bullet within the rabbit bit disconnected after about a month of use. It's gutting, because it would be such an easy repair but they aren't repairable things.

Once I've got a decent sized box (fnar) I return them to lovehoney for recycling. A good workman and his tool could have them refurbed and back in business I'm sure.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough

Business name " good vibrations"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a variety of one-eared rabbits that nothing can be done with, but I have one where I snapped the central shaft that I think would be relatively easy to repair. There's another where the wire to the bullet within the rabbit bit disconnected after about a month of use. It's gutting, because it would be such an easy repair but they aren't repairable things.

Once I've got a decent sized box (fnar) I return them to lovehoney for recycling. A good workman and his tool could have them refurbed and back in business I'm sure."

I think I need to pop round with my tool and give you service you’ll never forget.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Business name " good vibrations" "

You’ve been thinking about this ‘gap’ in the market also haven’t you?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Are you changing your name to Pat Test ?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You're on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also used underwear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you changing your name to Pat Test ?"

Yes, I’ll give a little sticker as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're on!"

You do realise you need to take out of your hole for me to fix it right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also used underwear "

I’m currently on a sewing course and soon will be able to fix bust underwire issues with bras as well

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By *evoncream2017Couple
over a year ago

exeter

Vibrators make great battery testers. 2 sizes for the

Different types

High buzz good

Slow or know buzz duff

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By *evoncream2017Couple
over a year ago

exeter

[Removed by poster at 13/09/21 17:59:47]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Vibrators make great battery testers. 2 sizes for the

Different types

High buzz good

Slow or know buzz duff "

And if there’s a high charge then it’s follows with a lot of groaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens if your big end's gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dose the service come with a loaner one as a replacement when my ones away Geting fixed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happens if your big end's gone? "

I can take one from another I have off the shelf and make a hybrid frankenbrator

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dose the service come with a loaner one as a replacement when my ones away Geting fixed"

No. You suck while-you-wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dose the service come with a loaner one as a replacement when my ones away Geting fixed

No. You suck while-you-wait "

It’s ment to be servicing me not me serviceing it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dose the service come with a loaner one as a replacement when my ones away Geting fixed

No. You suck while-you-wait

It’s ment to be servicing me not me serviceing it "

You obviously don’t want your vibrator fixed that much then

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happens if your big end's gone?

I can take one from another I have off the shelf and make a hybrid frankenbrator "
oo it would have to have a big svanshtukker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dose the service come with a loaner one as a replacement when my ones away Geting fixed

No. You suck while-you-wait

It’s ment to be servicing me not me serviceing it

You obviously don’t want your vibrator fixed that much then "

I just get a new one replacements aren’t hard to find lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happens if your big end's gone?

I can take one from another I have off the shelf and make a hybrid frankenbrator oo it would have to have a big svanshtukker "

Is that a fancy word for japs eye?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No"

Good. I couldn’t deal with the smell

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No

Good. I couldn’t deal with the smell "

After you have used your own

I have no vibrators

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No

Good. I couldn’t deal with the smell

After you have used your own

I have no vibrators

"

Ok, I’m not fixing your half an arm and fist dildo

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No

Good. I couldn’t deal with the smell

After you have used your own

I have no vibrators

Ok, I’m not fixing your half an arm and fist dildo "

Fix your own

Bumhole xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You're on!

You do realise you need to take out of your hole for me to fix it right? "

Thought this was a full service offer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No

Good. I couldn’t deal with the smell

After you have used your own

I have no vibrators

Ok, I’m not fixing your half an arm and fist dildo

Fix your own

Bumhole xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're on!

You do realise you need to take out of your hole for me to fix it right?

Thought this was a full service offer?"

I have just the right payment plan for you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Payment in kind what do you desire??

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You're on!

You do realise you need to take out of your hole for me to fix it right?

Thought this was a full service offer?

I have just the right payment plan for you "

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're gonna need a goo removal bath

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Payment in kind what do you desire??"

Anything as long as it doesn’t involve entering me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're on!

You do realise you need to take out of your hole for me to fix it right?

Thought this was a full service offer?

I have just the right payment plan for you

I'm in "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're gonna need a goo removal bath "

What do you think Yasmeen’s mouth is for?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I assume you need to personally assess the customer satisfaction following your repairs.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Payment in kind what do you desire??

Anything as long as it doesn’t involve entering me "

Aint no body wana enter that sewage tank

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I assume you need to personally assess the customer satisfaction following your repairs. "

Yes, this way I can personally rate my own service performance

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I assume you need to personally assess the customer satisfaction following your repairs.

Yes, this way I can personally rate my own service performance "

-0

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I have a variety of one-eared rabbits that nothing can be done with, but I have one where I snapped the central shaft that I think would be relatively easy to repair. There's another where the wire to the bullet within the rabbit bit disconnected after about a month of use. It's gutting, because it would be such an easy repair but they aren't repairable things.

Once I've got a decent sized box (fnar) I return them to lovehoney for recycling. A good workman and his tool could have them refurbed and back in business I'm sure.

I think I need to pop round with my tool and give you service you’ll never forget. "

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You're gonna need a goo removal bath

What do you think Yasmeen’s mouth is for? "

Catching

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Fook knows

I do a mobile fanny shaving service. I call myself ! hair today, gone tamara.

I work very slowly.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Mine are used on men. Do I have to wash them before sending them to you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a variety of one-eared rabbits that nothing can be done with, but I have one where I snapped the central shaft that I think would be relatively easy to repair. There's another where the wire to the bullet within the rabbit bit disconnected after about a month of use. It's gutting, because it would be such an easy repair but they aren't repairable things.

Once I've got a decent sized box (fnar) I return them to lovehoney for recycling. A good workman and his tool could have them refurbed and back in business I'm sure.

I think I need to pop round with my tool and give you service you’ll never forget.

Is it hot in here or is it just you? "

It’s just hot in here

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Mine are used on men. Do I have to wash them before sending them to you?"

No he will lick them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do a mobile fanny shaving service. I call myself ! hair today, gone tamara.

I work very slowly.

"

This is like ice cream wars. Not on my patch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine are used on men. Do I have to wash them before sending them to you?"

Just pop a peg in the bag for my nose and I’ll take a look

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Are you changing your name to Pat Test ?

Yes, I’ll give a little sticker as well "

Cheers Pat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine are used on men. Do I have to wash them before sending them to you?"
do you get them to work on men ..I've never found them any good

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