FabSwingers.com forum: Your ex is getting married and you are the dj

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

At the wedding what song might you play .

Good Afternoon all happy Mondays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Britney - Toxic

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Britney - Toxic"

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Back for good....Just to be awkward

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Pink - So What

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Back for good....Just to be awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a song called "I actually feel sorry for you, You poor bastard"...??

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Pink - So What"

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Is there a song called "I actually feel sorry for you, You poor bastard"...??"
Yes I think chas and Dave did it in the 70s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet but a syco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one option. The Saw Doctors: I useta love her

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Only one option. The Saw Doctors: I useta love her

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

She swallowed it - NWA

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"She swallowed it - NWA"
oy oy

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Kelis - Caught Out There, perfect haha

Miss Pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a song called, you’re welcome, thank fuck, no returns allowed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smalltown boy.bronski beat.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Is there a song called, you’re welcome, thank fuck, no returns allowed?"
Yes Kylie did it in the 80s xx

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Katy Perry - "Hot n' Cold" (great lyrics!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTHNpusq654

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Smalltown boy.bronski beat."

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Katy Perry - "Hot n' Cold" (great lyrics!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTHNpusq654

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I will give it a listen on my break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No-one opting for Jackson 5 "I want you back" then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rap for her.

Yo faith is strong but I came a long way.. I'd like to thank the people who said you were a bitch

Peace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ava max salt

Fallowed by celebrating bye drop my knickers to anyone at the party ha ha

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

titanium by David Guetta ft Sia

but it's likely only I would get why

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Is there a song called, you’re welcome, thank fuck, no returns allowed?"

Or, cheaters deserve each other & you must be a bigger dick than I was?

Shout out to my ex by Little Mix

You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette

J x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Which ex?

In one case it would be....

The roof is on fire, we don't need no water let the mother fucker burn (after locking them inside)

Obviously read this with a sense humour

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Steo Skitz & Trust - Bunny Boiler (Irish Grime)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWIykCPwQcM

Found another in YouTube under a "Bunny Boiler" search. Love It!

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Which ex?

In one case it would be....

The roof is on fire, we don't need no water let the mother fucker burn (after locking them inside)

Obviously read this with a sense humour

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By *eimdallMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Run To The Hills

Iron Maiden

Dedicated to the new groom

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

Alice Cooper poison

Bon Jovi you gave love a bad name

Steel panther glory hole

Tina Turner whats love got to do with it

Reel big fish the break up song. And she has a girlfriend now

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

Dmx x gonna give it to ya

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Weird Al Yankovic - "You Don't Love Me Anymore"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWD5gdpt4Dw

Love the "Extremme" piss take!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

[Removed by poster at 13/09/21 15:41:20]

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Prodigy Smack the bitch up!

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

Come on guys you loved them once upon a time

I’m not the only one ,,,,,Sam Smith

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Alice Cooper poison

Bon Jovi you gave love a bad name

Steel panther glory hole

Tina Turner whats love got to do with it

Reel big fish the break up song. And she has a girlfriend now "
is that 5 ex es

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Weird Al Yankovic - "One More Minute"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWhpk-8QLFQ

Me bitter? What made you think that????

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Madonna.

Like a virgin

played as their first song.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Missy Elliott

One minute man.

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

"No-one opting for Jackson 5 "I want you back" then?

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NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pop round while your hubby's at work....by jfish.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I'll pop round while your hubby's at work....by jfish. "
is that a song ?

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

Bad habits - Ed

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Bye bye baby!

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm quite fond of Scum by Nick Cave.

Well my un-friend, I'm the type that holds a grudge

I'm your creator

I think you fucking traitor, chronic masturbator,

Shitlicker, user, self-abuser, jigger jigger!

What rock did you crawl from?

Which, did you come?

You Judas, Brutus, Vitus, Scum!

Hey four-eyes, come

That's right, it's a gun

Face is bubble, blood, and, street

Snowman with six holes clean into his fat fuckin guts

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I Love to Hate You - Erasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

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By *unandfrolics696969Couple
over a year ago

exeter

Dude looks like a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better Off Alone - Alice DJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Scrubs TLC

Best thing you never had Beyoncé

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I Love to Hate You - Erasure"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/09/21 16:16:09]

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

It wasn't me - shaggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman - Anti Nowhere League

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

Play your wedding song lol

D I. V. O. R. C. E

Steamy windows

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By *iss KissWoman
over a year ago

near Coventry

Are there any songs called

"Fuck you. You massive wanker!".

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

She never told me she was a mime “weird al” Yankovic

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Hallelujah- Alexandre Burke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Free - The Soup Dragons quickly followed by

Whatever- Oasis

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Lola - the kinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and not forgetting Kinky Afro - Happy Mondays

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Ha ha you're dead by Green Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit em up - 2 Pac 'That's why I f*cked your bitch' 'claim to be a player but I f*cked your wife'

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Is there a song called "you're sucking a cock that's been in my arse"?

If not I'd hurriedly write one.

Otherwise Irreplaceable by Beyonce has to be the winner - no anger or hurt, just moving on and moving up:

Baby I won't shed a tear for you

I won't lose a wink of sleep

'Cause the truth of the matter

Is replacing you is so easy

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Is there a song called "you're sucking a cock that's been in my arse"?

If not I'd hurriedly write one.

Otherwise Irreplaceable by Beyonce has to be the winner - no anger or hurt, just moving on and moving up:

Baby I won't shed a tear for you

I won't lose a wink of sleep

'Cause the truth of the matter

Is replacing you is so easy"
your first question I think Cliff Richard did that one in the 1955 euro vision if memory serves me right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling in reverse - bad girls club

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I forgot that you existed- Taylor Swift

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Steps - Tragedy

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

F.U.R.B (f**k you right back) - Frankie

Which was her response to Eamon's 'F** k It (I Don't Want You Back)'

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I knew the bride when she used to rock’ roll , by Dave Edmonds

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Got to be the great escape theme tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"F.U.R.B (f**k you right back) - Frankie

Which was her response to Eamon's 'F** k It (I Don't Want You Back)'"

I used to play this all the time hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring your daughter to the slaughter.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bitch is back - Elton John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Offspring - Why Don't You Get A Job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night a DJ jocked my wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want you dead by Wednesday 13

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody that I used to know by Gotye

Goodbye my Lover by James Blunt

Beautiful liar by Shakira and Beyonce

If I were a Boy by Beyonce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugly kid joe…. Everything about you

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Little Mix Shout Out To My Ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake and Sodomy

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Little Mix Shout Out To My Ex

Followed by Arianna Grande - thank u... Next!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love fool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Slash- dirty girl'

Perfect lyrics

no hate here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superman - Black Lace

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Arctic monkeys - bet you look good on the dance floor.. because he doesn’t.. but he’s a dude and my friend

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