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By *andsome Hand OP Man
over a year ago

roundabout

Grant the wish of the poster above but ruin it then make your own wish.

I wish for a bridge between Ireland and Great Britain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grant the wish of the poster above but ruin it then make your own wish.

I wish for a bridge between Ireland and Great Britain. "

Your wish is my command.

Kaboom. A rice paper bridge.

I wish football to fall from popularity.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Grant the wish of the poster above but ruin it then make your own wish.

I wish for a bridge between Ireland and Great Britain.

Your wish is my command.

Kaboom. A rice paper bridge.

I wish football to fall from popularity. "

Granted.

To be replaced by competitive paint drying.

I wish for an end to world hunger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grant the wish of the poster above but ruin it then make your own wish.

I wish for a bridge between Ireland and Great Britain.

Your wish is my command.

Kaboom. A rice paper bridge.

I wish football to fall from popularity.

Granted.

To be replaced by competitive paint drying.

I wish for an end to world hunger"

As you wish

Really tight Gastric bands for …everyone

Genie, I want everyone to be extremely attractive and confident!

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"Grant the wish of the poster above but ruin it then make your own wish.

I wish for a bridge between Ireland and Great Britain.

Your wish is my command.

Kaboom. A rice paper bridge.

I wish football to fall from popularity.

Granted.

To be replaced by competitive paint drying.

I wish for an end to world hunger

As you wish

Really tight Gastric bands for …everyone

Genie, I want everyone to be extremely attractive and confident!"

Granted… everyone is now a massive narcissistic bell end

Genie, I want the effects of climate change to be immediately rectified

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Grant the wish of the poster above but ruin it then make your own wish.

I wish for a bridge between Ireland and Great Britain.

Your wish is my command.

Kaboom. A rice paper bridge.

I wish football to fall from popularity.

Granted.

To be replaced by competitive paint drying.

I wish for an end to world hunger

As you wish

Really tight Gastric bands for …everyone

Genie, I want everyone to be extremely attractive and confident!

Granted… everyone is now a massive narcissistic bell end

Genie, I want the effects of climate change to be immediately rectified "

Granted.

There’s a new ice age.

I wish to have lots of sex

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Grant the wish of the poster above but ruin it then make your own wish.

I wish for a bridge between Ireland and Great Britain.

Your wish is my command.

Kaboom. A rice paper bridge.

I wish football to fall from popularity.

Granted.

To be replaced by competitive paint drying.

I wish for an end to world hunger

As you wish

Really tight Gastric bands for …everyone

Genie, I want everyone to be extremely attractive and confident!

Granted… everyone is now a massive narcissistic bell end

Genie, I want the effects of climate change to be immediately rectified

Granted.

There’s a new ice age.

I wish to have lots of sex"

Granted.

But you never have an orgasm.

I want to never have to hang out laundry again

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granted.

But you never have an orgasm.

I want to never have to hang out laundry again"

Your wish is my command. *Kaboom*

Your dryer works a treat but your washing machine breaks down.

Genie, I wish to be a tall, handsome man!!

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Granted.

But you never have an orgasm.

I want to never have to hang out laundry again

Your wish is my command. *Kaboom*

Your dryer works a treat but your washing machine breaks down.

Genie, I wish to be a tall, handsome man!!

Your wish is granted but you are invisible to women

I wish to be energy abounding!

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By *andsome Hand OP Man
over a year ago

roundabout

"Granted.

But you never have an orgasm.

I want to never have to hang out laundry again

Your wish is my command. *Kaboom*

Your dryer works a treat but your washing machine breaks down.

Genie, I wish to be a tall, handsome man!!

Your wish is granted but you are invisible to women

I wish to be energy abounding! "

Granted, you are now the Hulk. Huge gamma energy surplus.

I wish for a ten inch pianist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granted. A virtuoso awaits you in your bedroom wearing a 10" strap-on.

I wish for the sex drive of a rutting rhino.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granted. A virtuoso awaits you in your bedroom wearing a 10" strap-on.

I wish for the sex drive of a rutting rhino. "

As you wish.....you now have a penis that can't get an erection

Genie, grant me a night of passion she won't forget.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granted. A virtuoso awaits you in your bedroom wearing a 10" strap-on.

I wish for the sex drive of a rutting rhino.

As you wish.....you now have a penis that can't get an erection

Genie, grant me a night of passion she won't forget.

ok she catches you fucking her dad

genie make me get a meet off fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grant the wish of the poster above but ruin it then make your own wish.

I wish for a bridge between Ireland and Great Britain.

Your wish is my command.

Kaboom. A rice paper bridge.

I wish football to fall from popularity.

Granted.

To be replaced by competitive paint drying.

I wish for an end to world hunger"

Competitive paint drying sounds like a major step up in interest

. They said ruin it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granted. A virtuoso awaits you in your bedroom wearing a 10" strap-on.

I wish for the sex drive of a rutting rhino.

As you wish.....you now have a penis that can't get an erection

Genie, grant me a night of passion she won't forget.

ok she catches you fucking her dad

genie make me get a meet off fab"

Granted. You meet your mum.

Grant me world peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granted. You meet your mum.

Grant me world peace"

Granted everyone in the world is made deaf the genie assumes you mean peace as in quiet not lack of war

genie can i have a strawberry milkshake please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granted. You meet your mum.

Grant me world peace

Granted everyone in the world is made deaf the genie assumes you mean peace as in quiet not lack of war

genie can i have a strawberry milkshake please"

Granted. You’re in the centre of an ocean of strawberry milkshake.

Can I please have the strength to get through Friday? It’s my fathers funeral.

# true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granted. You meet your mum.

Grant me world peace

Granted everyone in the world is made deaf the genie assumes you mean peace as in quiet not lack of war

genie can i have a strawberry milkshake please

Granted. You’re in the centre of an ocean of strawberry milkshake.

Can I please have the strength to get through Friday? It’s my fathers funeral.

# true"

no witty reply to that but so sorry for your loss and hope you find the strength you need on a difficult day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granted. You meet your mum.

Grant me world peace

Granted everyone in the world is made deaf the genie assumes you mean peace as in quiet not lack of war

genie can i have a strawberry milkshake please

Granted. You’re in the centre of an ocean of strawberry milkshake.

Can I please have the strength to get through Friday? It’s my fathers funeral.

# true

no witty reply to that but so sorry for your loss and hope you find the strength you need on a difficult day

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to the thread.

Can I have an orgasm please gene?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back to the thread.

Can I have an orgasm please gene?"

It only happens on a crowded bus

I wish for bigger muscles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back to the thread.

Can I have an orgasm please gene?

It only happens on a crowded bus

I wish for bigger muscles"

I don’t care where it happens

You’re facial muscles are outstanding

I’d like to be able to understand men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back to the thread.

Can I have an orgasm please gene?

It only happens on a crowded bus

I wish for bigger muscles

I don’t care where it happens

You’re facial muscles are outstanding

I’d like to be able to understand men"

Congratulations, you understand all football terminology

I wish for a quicker wit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back to the thread.

Can I have an orgasm please gene?

It only happens on a crowded bus

I wish for bigger muscles

I don’t care where it happens

You’re facial muscles are outstanding

I’d like to be able to understand men

Congratulations, you understand all football terminology

I wish for a quicker wit"

Oh god

You have the comeback ability of Jimmy carr…. Scrape it off your mum’s teeth.

Wipe football from everyone’s mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god

You have the comeback ability of Jimmy carr…. Scrape it off your mum’s teeth.

Wipe football from everyone’s mind.

I don't see an issue with that

Granted, cricket is now the most popular sport in the world

I wish for a big bar of Lindt chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god

You have the comeback ability of Jimmy carr…. Scrape it off your mum’s teeth.

Wipe football from everyone’s mind.

I don't see an issue with that

Granted, cricket is now the most popular sport in the world

I wish for a big bar of Lindt chocolate"

Everyone will be asleep though!

You have a bar of Lindt chocolate the size of a house but it’s 50° Celsius

I’d like a snog from a man who I love.

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By *andsome Hand OP Man
over a year ago

roundabout

"Oh god

You have the comeback ability of Jimmy carr…. Scrape it off your mum’s teeth.

Wipe football from everyone’s mind.

I don't see an issue with that

Granted, cricket is now the most popular sport in the world

I wish for a big bar of Lindt chocolate

Everyone will be asleep though!

You have a bar of Lindt chocolate the size of a house but it’s 50° Celsius

I’d like a snog from a man who I love. "

Granted, everyone loves Santa Claus right?

I wish for a night of passionate sex with Salma Hayek

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Oh god

You have the comeback ability of Jimmy carr…. Scrape it off your mum’s teeth.

Wipe football from everyone’s mind.

I don't see an issue with that

Granted, cricket is now the most popular sport in the world

I wish for a big bar of Lindt chocolate

Everyone will be asleep though!

You have a bar of Lindt chocolate the size of a house but it’s 50° Celsius

I’d like a snog from a man who I love.

Granted, everyone loves Santa Claus right?

I wish for a night of passionate sex with Salma Hayek "
Santa is a masked shoplifter who turns into a frog

I love making

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Oh god

You have the comeback ability of Jimmy carr…. Scrape it off your mum’s teeth.

Wipe football from everyone’s mind.

I don't see an issue with that

Granted, cricket is now the most popular sport in the world

I wish for a big bar of Lindt chocolate

Everyone will be asleep though!

You have a bar of Lindt chocolate the size of a house but it’s 50° Celsius

I’d like a snog from a man who I love.

Granted, everyone loves Santa Claus right?

I wish for a night of passionate sex with Salma Hayek Santa is a masked shoplifter who turns into a frog

I love making

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oops make up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can do your make up for 12 hours a day but you have to apply it with a trowel and use Mr Mystique's bum juice as moisturiser.

I'd like to win the Tour De France.

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By *andsome Hand OP Man
over a year ago

roundabout

Granted but you were the only participant

I'd like the ability to fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granted but you were the only participant

I'd like the ability to fly"

You can fly up to 3 inches in the air

I want work to be over already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granted but you were the only participant

I'd like the ability to fly

You can fly up to 3 inches in the air

I want work to be over already

You're sacked

I want Big Harold to be envious of my bulge.

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By *andsome Hand OP Man
over a year ago

roundabout

"Granted but you were the only participant

I'd like the ability to fly

You can fly up to 3 inches in the air

I want work to be over already

You're sacked

I want Big Harold to be envious of my bulge."

Granted, his dick is now half the size of yours

I wish for world peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granted but you were the only participant

I'd like the ability to fly

You can fly up to 3 inches in the air

I want work to be over already

You're sacked

I want Big Harold to be envious of my bulge."

Fine, granted

You are now 2’ tall while maintaining your size of your penis. Looks huge on you now

Genie, can I be reborn as a biological woman please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granted but you were the only participant

I'd like the ability to fly

You can fly up to 3 inches in the air

I want work to be over already

You're sacked

I want Big Harold to be envious of my bulge.

Granted, his dick is now half the size of yours

I wish for world peace"

Fine,

Paris Hilton’s as world leaders, in every country around the globe

Genie , I still am waiting for you to make me a biological woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granted but you were the only participant

I'd like the ability to fly

You can fly up to 3 inches in the air

I want work to be over already

You're sacked

I want Big Harold to be envious of my bulge.

Fine, granted

You are now 2’ tall while maintaining your size of your penis. Looks huge on you now

Genie, can I be reborn as a biological woman please? "

Who says you’re not already a biological woman? Who ever gets their genes tested?

I’d like covid to just vanish from the world.

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