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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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It simple say your in

Tell me a abit about yourself and

Il do my best to find you a

Hot

Date xx

Later on x

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"It simple say your in

Tell me a abit about yourself and

Il do my best to find you a

Hot

Date xx

Later on x

I pick you

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"It simple say your in

Tell me a abit about yourself and

Il do my best to find you a

Hot

Date xx

Later on x

I pick you "

I'm honoured

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’m Saff and I’m a serial killer Pisces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *orkswatcherMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I'm in

I'm willing

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I’m Saff and I’m a serial killer Pisces

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

I’m in.

Ideally looking for people I can be friends with as well as sex…. Nerdy or Rock/Metal fans a bonus

Anywhere considered

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m Mystique. I like big tits and bumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

Incredibly picky, even more fickle and terrible morning hair.

Slight caffeine and wine addiction.

Sucker for a sexy accent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Leo. I like soul music and lasagne. Crap shag, great pillow talk.

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Yasmeen... I'm mark, overall a great guy, very cheeky, healthy and just plain nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sole and I’m a locked little dicklet sub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Bella, likes food, good wine, coffee , dislikes people being arseholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In...... set me up with Kylie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hovis. I'm both the man your mother warned you about and the man she wants you to bring over for Sunday lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Welsh, have a high sex drive but horribly out of practice. I’m sensual and enjoy romancing a lady xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Rachael.

I have tits and I like being bummed

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I’m just awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m just awesome

Obvs

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

Lol I'm in im sure you will do better than I have

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"I’m Rachael.

I have tits and I like being bummed

Should be easy to set you up with someone, then

I'm in. Into all sorts of nerdery, and like a dark as fuck sense of humour

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Yasmeen can you set me up with Rachael...she only has to repeat that one sentence and I'll be transfixed

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By *0astMan
over a year ago

Discovering

Oooooh

Am Zinc, I like coffee and talk utter nonsense

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I’m just awesome

Obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Hopless romantic, kind, thoughtful, epic boobs and marginally better than a wank.

Looking for winter snuggle buddy Edinburgh ish...

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Gobbychick is in…

Chatty, flirty with a dash of naughty.

Humour me….also someone who likes to party.

Lover of all things pretty, lover of all things nice.

Good luck in finding a match

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm Ace, I like Rock & Blues, and I like doing Jigsaw puzzles while I'm riding ma motorbike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a tall, powerful man with muscular arms and dreamy eyes please.

Smooth shaven face and an average Willy? I keep finding guys with monsters and my bottom is sore!

If he’s really lovely I might let him be the first to slip into my virgin foof

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm Polly. I'm a parrot.

No, sorry, not a parrot. More like a bird of paradise.

Well, when I say bird of paradise, possibly a scraggy old crow?

Definitely not the last turkey in the shop anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Polly. I'm a parrot.

No, sorry, not a parrot. More like a bird of paradise.

Well, when I say bird of paradise, possibly a scraggy old crow?

Definitely not the last turkey in the shop anyway

Are you an expert at choking chickens?

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

I'm Kev, got far too much time on my hands. Need someone to keep me entertained before I get into trouble. Crap at small talk, hopeless romantic, pretty dark sense of humour and sarcastic as a sarcastic thing at a sarcasm convention. Good luck finding a match for me cos I can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, star sign Cancer, tough exterior but all soft in the middle

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on I'm in

Wallflower who needs someone to bring her out of her shell

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'm in

I'm Sophie (some of the time) mostly a regular guy though.

A bit quirky, partaker of the weird and wonderful when I can and usually very chilled....a snuggle session is as well received as a kinky fuckery

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Ooooh who can I have a date with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old

Fat

Pervert lol

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Right here goes

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I’m Saff and I’m a serial killer Pisces

You and sigma x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"In.

Incredibly picky, even more fickle and terrible morning hair.

Slight caffeine and wine addiction.

Sucker for a sexy accent. "

Leoblooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right here goes

Hope you’re including yourself Miss Y xx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm Bella, likes food, good wine, coffee , dislikes people being arseholes "

You and hovis x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m Mystique. I like big tits and bumming

Get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Kylie, and I’m very cheeky, hopeless romantic but also I love devouring my men in bed… pizza, alway crave pizza. L O V E guys with tatts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Mystique. I like big tits and bumming

Get out"

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen can you set me up with Rachael...she only has to repeat that one sentence and I'll be transfixed "

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I'll jump in Yasmeen.

I talk too much, am very fussy but I have boobies x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ooooh who can I have a date with?

Sam tender?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m Kylie, and I’m very cheeky, hopeless romantic but also I love devouring my men in bed… pizza, alway crave pizza. L O V E guys with tatts

"
Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Kylie, and I’m very cheeky, hopeless romantic but also I love devouring my men in bed… pizza, alway crave pizza. L O V E guys with tatts

Jack

Jack Grealish?

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

"Lol I'm in im sure you will do better than I have "

I'm a poly geek

Who loves eating pussy

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m Kylie, and I’m very cheeky, hopeless romantic but also I love devouring my men in bed… pizza, alway crave pizza. L O V E guys with tatts

Jack

Jack Grealish?

xx "

Obviously

Xxx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'll jump in Yasmeen.

I talk too much, am very fussy but I have boobies x"

Jimmy x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'll jump in Yasmeen.

I talk too much, am very fussy but I have boobies x

Jimmy x"

Who's Jimmy??

Is he Scottish & does he own a kilt....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll jump in Yasmeen.

I talk too much, am very fussy but I have boobies x

Jimmy x

Who's Jimmy??

Is he Scottish & does he own a kilt....?

Jimmy Krankie ?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'll jump in Yasmeen.

I talk too much, am very fussy but I have boobies x

Jimmy x

Who's Jimmy??

Is he Scottish & does he own a kilt....?

My Jimmy x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Right find your own dates now

I'm washing me tights

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'll jump in Yasmeen.

I talk too much, am very fussy but I have boobies x

Jimmy x

Who's Jimmy??

Is he Scottish & does he own a kilt....?

Jimmy Krankie ?

I was once told I look like Jimmy Krankie

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Ooooh who can I have a date with?

Sam tender?"

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Kylie, and I’m very cheeky, hopeless romantic but also I love devouring my men in bed… pizza, alway crave pizza. L O V E guys with tatts

"
I had already requested that she set us up

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ooooh who can I have a date with?

Sam tender?

Deal

Happy

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Right find your own dates now

I'm washing me tights "

Well this was crap

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m Kylie, and I’m very cheeky, hopeless romantic but also I love devouring my men in bed… pizza, alway crave pizza. L O V E guys with tatts

I had already requested that she set us up

She has a name

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'll jump in Yasmeen.

I talk too much, am very fussy but I have boobies x

Jimmy x

Who's Jimmy??

Is he Scottish & does he own a kilt....?

My Jimmy x"

None the wiser, Yasmeen.

But Leo, although not Scottish, has a kilt. So he'll do

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Right find your own dates now

I'm washing me tights

Well this was crap

Like when your nappy is full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Kylie, and I’m very cheeky, hopeless romantic but also I love devouring my men in bed… pizza, alway crave pizza. L O V E guys with tatts

Jack

Jack Grealish?

Obviously

Xxx"

I’ve screenshot it so I can show him that it’s an official match and HE HAS to marry me then

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'll jump in Yasmeen.

I talk too much, am very fussy but I have boobies x

Jimmy x

Who's Jimmy??

Is he Scottish & does he own a kilt....?

My Jimmy x

None the wiser, Yasmeen.

But Leo, although not Scottish, has a kilt. So he'll do

Erect Jim

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m Kylie, and I’m very cheeky, hopeless romantic but also I love devouring my men in bed… pizza, alway crave pizza. L O V E guys with tatts

Jack

Jack Grealish?

Obviously

Xxx

I’ve screenshot it so I can show him that it’s an official match and HE HAS to marry me then

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In.

Incredibly picky, even more fickle and terrible morning hair.

Slight caffeine and wine addiction.

Sucker for a sexy accent.

Leoblooms "

Thank you Yasmeen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Bella, likes food, good wine, coffee , dislikes people being arseholes

You and hovis x"

I'm gonna butter his bread so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right find your own dates now

I'm washing me tights

Well this was crap

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm Bella, likes food, good wine, coffee , dislikes people being arseholes

You and hovis x

I'm gonna butter his bread so good

Girrrrl x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Right find your own dates now

I'm washing me tights

Well this was crap

Like when your nappy is full

You can’t start a thread then bugger off halfway through

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"In.

Incredibly picky, even more fickle and terrible morning hair.

Slight caffeine and wine addiction.

Sucker for a sexy accent.

Leoblooms

Thank you Yasmeen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In.

Incredibly picky, even more fickle and terrible morning hair.

Slight caffeine and wine addiction.

Sucker for a sexy accent.

Leoblooms

Thank you Yasmeen

The morning hair will scare you away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll jump in Yasmeen.

I talk too much, am very fussy but I have boobies x

Jimmy x

Who's Jimmy??

Is he Scottish & does he own a kilt....?

My Jimmy x

None the wiser, Yasmeen.

But Leo, although not Scottish, has a kilt. So he'll do

You'll do too

But Jim is your date and he's my mate.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Right find your own dates now

I'm washing me tights

Well this was crap

Like when your nappy is full

You can’t start a thread then bugger off halfway through

Please email

Mr Mystique he will find you a date but be careful he will try to bum you first

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Right find your own dates now

I'm washing me tights "

Dying

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m Rachael.

I have tits and I like being bummed

Timontana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for sure and definitely your post reminded me of blind date not sure why

if you was a flavour of ice cream what flavour would you be and why??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm PetiteWoman and I'm a twat.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Right find your own dates now

I'm washing me tights

Dying

Haha xx

Mr Mystique has been wearing them God knows what he sweats they stink

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'll jump in Yasmeen.

I talk too much, am very fussy but I have boobies x

Jimmy x

Who's Jimmy??

Is he Scottish & does he own a kilt....?

My Jimmy x

None the wiser, Yasmeen.

But Leo, although not Scottish, has a kilt. So he'll do

You'll do too

But Jim is your date and he's my mate.

I could probably handle the both of you. And we're all such good mates, it'd be a blast.

You'd play crap music

I'd never stop talking. Or eating.

Jim'd regale us with "On this day...." Nuggets throughout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like boats, proper coffee and lots of other things

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm PetiteWoman and I'm a twat. "

Congratulations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm PetiteWoman and I'm a twat.

Congratulations "

Why thank you. That's made my day.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Right find your own dates now

I'm washing me tights

Dying

Haha xx

Mr Mystique has been wearing them God knows what he sweats they stink

Hope he’s not been wearing your knickers again too?!!!

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By *asonnosaMMan
over a year ago

Grantham

Im a sweet nymphomaniac very passionate who likes to build up the intensity

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Right find your own dates now

I'm washing me tights

Dying

Haha xx

Mr Mystique has been wearing them God knows what he sweats they stink

Hope he’s not been wearing your knickers again too?!!!

On his head x

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"I'll jump in Yasmeen.

I talk too much, am very fussy but I have boobies x"

I like boobies. Closely related to gannets. I've got a book about sea birds. I've got books about lots of things for that matter. Fancy being a couple of birds sitting by the sea, we could get chips?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m Nora and I like a nice cock bulge in a pair of tightey whiteys. Thankyou please

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I'm PetiteWoman and I'm a twat.

Congratulations

Why thank you. That's made my day. "

You and Mason

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm in for sure and definitely your post reminded me of blind date not sure why

if you was a flavour of ice cream what flavour would you be and why??"

You asking me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In.

Incredibly picky, even more fickle and terrible morning hair.

Slight caffeine and wine addiction.

Sucker for a sexy accent.

Leoblooms

Thank you Yasmeen

The morning hair will scare you away. "

I don't usually get up until after lunch so no worries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Rachael.

I have tits and I like being bummed

Timontana "

I’ve offered it to him on the forums before… he just blanked me

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m Rachael.

I have tits and I like being bummed

Timontana

I’ve offered it to him on the forums before… he just blanked me

How dare he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Virginia.. I talk way too much, love dancing & showing off!

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I’m Nora and I like a nice cock bulge in a pair of tightey whiteys. Thankyou please

Let me think

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We are K and C - a couple enjoying this lifestyle and wanting someone to create top shelf memories…

We are after single girls/guys and couples…we aren’t picky, well we are but we want to have fun with all…fun being board games and eye spy

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

I'm in. I love a man in the military, especially if he wears his uniform for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In.

Incredibly picky, even more fickle and terrible morning hair.

Slight caffeine and wine addiction.

Sucker for a sexy accent.

Leoblooms

Thank you Yasmeen

The morning hair will scare you away.

I don't usually get up until after lunch so no worries

yeah you'd be awake about 5 with me I'm afraid.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I like boats, proper coffee and lots of other things

Jayne McDonald

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a guy

I have a beard

I drink coffee

And I am rather partial to a shower

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I'm in. I love a man in the military, especially if he wears his uniform for me

Richard gere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Rachael.

I have tits and I like being bummed

Timontana

I’ve offered it to him on the forums before… he just blanked me

How dare he

I know

I’m after mr mystique now. He needs bumming baaaad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yasmeen you have Drama Free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right find your own dates now

I'm washing me tights

Well this was crap

Like when your nappy is full

You can’t start a thread then bugger off halfway through

Yasmeen can do what she likes Mr M

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I’m Rachael.

I have tits and I like being bummed

Timontana

I’ve offered it to him on the forums before… he just blanked me

How dare he

I know

I’m after mr mystique now. He needs bumming baaaad.

Lol grab him

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'll jump in Yasmeen.

I talk too much, am very fussy but I have boobies x

I like boobies. Closely related to gannets. I've got a book about sea birds. I've got books about lots of things for that matter. Fancy being a couple of birds sitting by the sea, we could get chips?"

Well I've never have an offer that likened me to sea birds, before. (Though I DO eat a lot!)

You're on!

Fish & chips on the sea front it is, Polly !!!! Xx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Right find your own dates now

I'm washing me tights

Well this was crap

Like when your nappy is full

You can’t start a thread then bugger off halfway through

Yasmeen can do what she likes Mr M "

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x"

Wise choice.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yes yes dont mail me

Mail Mr Mystique

Hes waiting

Or phone him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In.

Incredibly picky, even more fickle and terrible morning hair.

Slight caffeine and wine addiction.

Sucker for a sexy accent.

Leoblooms

Thank you Yasmeen

The morning hair will scare you away.

I don't usually get up until after lunch so no worries

yeah you'd be awake about 5 with me I'm afraid. "

Can I make you a strong coffee then go back to bed ?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x

Wise choice. "

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x"

Smart move

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x"

Can I have him then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Rachael.

I have tits and I like being bummed

Timontana

I’ve offered it to him on the forums before… he just blanked me

How dare he

I know

I’m after mr mystique now. He needs bumming baaaad.

I’d go for CJ if I were you

… just putting it there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In.

Incredibly picky, even more fickle and terrible morning hair.

Slight caffeine and wine addiction.

Sucker for a sexy accent.

Leoblooms

Thank you Yasmeen

The morning hair will scare you away.

I don't usually get up until after lunch so no worries

yeah you'd be awake about 5 with me I'm afraid.

Can I make you a strong coffee then go back to bed ?

Deal.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x

Can I have him then?"

Anything for you xx

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x

Can I have him then?

Anything for you xx"

Awwww Thankyou!

. That brought a tear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x"

It's a date, not a marriage proposal. I said you'd call him. x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x

Can I have him then?

Anything for you xx

Awwww Thankyou!

. That brought a tear

"
xxxx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x

It's a date, not a marriage proposal. I said you'd call him. x"

Yes in 2026 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x

Can I have him then?"

So long as he’s still allowed to bring me pizza x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Rachael.

I have tits and I like being bummed

Timontana

I’ve offered it to him on the forums before… he just blanked me

How dare he

I know

I’m after mr mystique now. He needs bumming baaaad.

I’d go for CJ if I were you

… just putting it there

CJ can do what he likes with me….

He knows this already

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Come on then we are in.

Let's see how we get not wanting a guy more a couple of our age or younger must like parties and nights out.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Right me tights are getting soggy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In.

Incredibly picky, even more fickle and terrible morning hair.

Slight caffeine and wine addiction.

Sucker for a sexy accent.

Leoblooms

Thank you Yasmeen

The morning hair will scare you away.

I don't usually get up until after lunch so no worries

yeah you'd be awake about 5 with me I'm afraid.

Can I make you a strong coffee then go back to bed ?

Deal."

Yaay

A little milk but no sugar?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x

Can I have him then?

So long as he’s still allowed to bring me pizza x

We can share him Kylie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In.

Incredibly picky, even more fickle and terrible morning hair.

Slight caffeine and wine addiction.

Sucker for a sexy accent.

Leoblooms

Thank you Yasmeen

The morning hair will scare you away.

I don't usually get up until after lunch so no worries

yeah you'd be awake about 5 with me I'm afraid.

Can I make you a strong coffee then go back to bed ?

Deal.

Yaay

A little milk but no sugar?"

1 sugar, I am definitely not sweet enough.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"I'll jump in Yasmeen.

I talk too much, am very fussy but I have boobies x

I like boobies. Closely related to gannets. I've got a book about sea birds. I've got books about lots of things for that matter. Fancy being a couple of birds sitting by the sea, we could get chips?

Well I've never have an offer that likened me to sea birds, before. (Though I DO eat a lot!)

You're on!

Fish & chips on the sea front it is, Polly !!!! Xx"

Are we having a bottle of dandelion & burdock each as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Bella, likes food, good wine, coffee , dislikes people being arseholes

You and hovis x

I'm gonna butter his bread so good

"
bring it on buttaseas! Spread away !

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m Rachael.

I have tits and I like being bummed

Timontana

I’ve offered it to him on the forums before… he just blanked me

How dare he

I know

I’m after mr mystique now. He needs bumming baaaad.

No he doesn’t

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Yes yes dont mail me

Mail Mr Mystique

Hes waiting

Or phone him x"

No, no, no I’m not mopping up your mess Mrs

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'll jump in Yasmeen.

I talk too much, am very fussy but I have boobies x

I like boobies. Closely related to gannets. I've got a book about sea birds. I've got books about lots of things for that matter. Fancy being a couple of birds sitting by the sea, we could get chips?

Well I've never have an offer that likened me to sea birds, before. (Though I DO eat a lot!)

You're on!

Fish & chips on the sea front it is, Polly !!!! Xx

Are we having a bottle of dandelion & burdock each as well?"

Yuk! Hate that stuff.

You can have one, I'll have a cream soda please. The luminous green stuff we had when I was little. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x

Can I have him then?

So long as he’s still allowed to bring me pizza x

We can share him Kylie

then can we kick him out once we are done with him, and enjoy the pizza together over a few giggles? I’d share the pizza with ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x

Can I have him then?"

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Oi Yasmeen, abcdef12345 wants to know who is match is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x

Can I have him then?

So long as he’s still allowed to bring me pizza x

We can share him Kylie

then can we kick him out once we are done with him, and enjoy the pizza together over a few giggles? I’d share the pizza with ya

Haha yes definitely! And hit the town!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In.

Incredibly picky, even more fickle and terrible morning hair.

Slight caffeine and wine addiction.

Sucker for a sexy accent.

Leoblooms

Thank you Yasmeen

The morning hair will scare you away.

I don't usually get up until after lunch so no worries

yeah you'd be awake about 5 with me I'm afraid.

Can I make you a strong coffee then go back to bed ?

Deal.

Yaay

A little milk but no sugar?

1 sugar, I am definitely not sweet enough."

Oh well, I'm wide awake now. Breakfast in bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x

Can I have him then?

So long as he’s still allowed to bring me pizza x

We can share him Kylie

then can we kick him out once we are done with him, and enjoy the pizza together over a few giggles? I’d share the pizza with ya

Haha yes definitely! And hit the town!

YAAAS! I’m calling Satan so we can get the deal done and dusted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Lia, I'm cool calm & collective or should I say selective...I liiiiikkkes humour & I'm a bit of a sapiophile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in for sure and definitely your post reminded me of blind date not sure why

if you was a flavour of ice cream what flavour would you be and why??

You asking me?"
every one in general I'm not actually on blind date I don't have to pick between 3 people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

I like to eat lots of food and drink rum.

Very excited for my hot date!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In.

Incredibly picky, even more fickle and terrible morning hair.

Slight caffeine and wine addiction.

Sucker for a sexy accent.

Leoblooms

Thank you Yasmeen

The morning hair will scare you away.

I don't usually get up until after lunch so no worries

yeah you'd be awake about 5 with me I'm afraid.

Can I make you a strong coffee then go back to bed ?

Deal.

Yaay

A little milk but no sugar?

1 sugar, I am definitely not sweet enough.

Oh well, I'm wide awake now. Breakfast in bed?

Too early for food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x

Can I have him then?

BRING PIZZA, LIL BITCH

Nora and I are waiting in our best Victoria’s secrets lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in.

I like to eat lots of food and drink rum.

Very excited for my hot date!

"
we are a match

hopefully the rum is kraken

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Hi, I'm Lia, I'm cool calm & collective or should I say selective...I liiiiikkkes humour & I'm a bit of a sapiophile...

It's ok Yasmin we will take this one will her sexy Irish accent.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"I'll jump in Yasmeen.

I talk too much, am very fussy but I have boobies x

I like boobies. Closely related to gannets. I've got a book about sea birds. I've got books about lots of things for that matter. Fancy being a couple of birds sitting by the sea, we could get chips?

Well I've never have an offer that likened me to sea birds, before. (Though I DO eat a lot!)

You're on!

Fish & chips on the sea front it is, Polly !!!! Xx

Are we having a bottle of dandelion & burdock each as well?

Yuk! Hate that stuff.

You can have one, I'll have a cream soda please. The luminous green stuff we had when I was little. Xx"

Do they still make that? Isn't it radioactive or alien or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x

Can I have him then?

I’ll have you if there’s anything left in the tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x

Can I have him then?

BRING PIZZA, LIL BITCH

Nora and I are waiting in our best Victoria’s secrets lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In.

Incredibly picky, even more fickle and terrible morning hair.

Slight caffeine and wine addiction.

Sucker for a sexy accent.

Leoblooms

Thank you Yasmeen

The morning hair will scare you away.

I don't usually get up until after lunch so no worries

yeah you'd be awake about 5 with me I'm afraid.

Can I make you a strong coffee then go back to bed ?

Deal.

Yaay

A little milk but no sugar?

1 sugar, I am definitely not sweet enough.

Oh well, I'm wide awake now. Breakfast in bed?

Too early for food.

I don't know, I've never been up this early.

Coffee in bed then. Need a spoon with that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x

Can I have him then?

I’ll have you if there’s anything left in the tank

My tank is always full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in.

I like to eat lots of food and drink rum.

Very excited for my hot date!

we are a match

hopefully the rum is kraken"

Haha

I have plenty of rums, but no Kraken I'm afraid. Don Papa is my current favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yasmeen you have Drama Free

I'm staying single x

Can I have him then?

I’ll have you if there’s anything left in the tank

My tank is always full

Bonus.

I’ll have a good go at emptying it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in.

I like to eat lots of food and drink rum.

Very excited for my hot date!

we are a match

hopefully the rum is kraken

Haha

I have plenty of rums, but no Kraken I'm afraid. Don Papa is my current favourite."

Have not tried will keep a eye out for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Mayakei

I’m a scorpio with big tits and a bit deaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Mayakei

I’m a scorpio with big tits and a bit deaf

Never understood star signs I am a Capricorn is that a good one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Mayakei

I’m a scorpio with big tits and a bit deaf

Never understood star signs I am a Capricorn is that a good one?"

All star signs have positive and negative traits, Capricorn’s are said to be ambitious/driven, loyal, critical, sometimes pessimistic…. You’ll have to have a look and see which is you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you just described me

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

And I'll just take my exit that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'll just take my exit that way "

Giggles. She said ‘take her exit’ fellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like boats, proper coffee and lots of other things

Im think Im making it to hard. I'm reducing my likes to a non descriptive hot drink but not tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ovaltine it is Sunday evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'll just take my exit that way

Giggles. She said ‘take her exit’ fellas

Im easy - love and exit and an entrance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Hi, I'm Lia, I'm cool calm & collective or should I say selective...I liiiiikkkes humour & I'm a bit of a sapiophile...

It's ok Yasmin we will take this one will her sexy Irish accent.

Wow Thanks...I'm flattered...I'm on my way...

I'm surprised how many peeps like the Irish accent...XX

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over a year ago

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

I'm turning up at kylies for the pizza and pj party! X

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

You and mr Mystique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'll just take my exit that way "

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"And I'll just take my exit that way "

You and me x

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"And I'll just take my exit that way

You and me x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Dates Everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kat. Avoiding curiosity for obvious reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J n j . Just ur typical nice folks and up for a laugh . We are Irish and Scottish and we are open to suggestions lol

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I’m

Dad

Bod

Likes

Boobs

Bums

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