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Have you ever fallen asleep mid wank?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Is it even possible??

Some randy lady I was chatting to said she can fall asleep wanking

Love and Peace

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

She’s sound like my first gf

I definitely put her to sleep with some of my performances

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

[Removed by poster at 12/09/21 13:30:19]

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Nah ...cock Jenga needs a lot of concentration

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"She’s sound like my first gf

I definitely put her to sleep with some of my performances "

So you’re only a 3 at best then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fall asleep sometimes after, but not during

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"[Fallen asleep whilst posting at 12/09/21 13:30:19]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it even possible??

Some randy lady I was chatting to said she can fall asleep wanking

Love and Peace "

Maybe she suffers from Narcolepsy?

Now there's a quandary: if you scored with her and you were naked and going hard at it and she suddenly falls asleep, could you get done for sexual assault as she is no longer a willing consensual participant..??!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nah ...cock Jenga needs a lot of concentration "

So you take pro-plus before wanking?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I fall asleep sometimes after, but not during "

Is that because you’re that good at it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've nodded off with my little fella in my hand a few times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone loves that?Ifall asslep naked and shortly my sexual partner to start to suck and play with my cock. A little before i ejaculate i wake up and i feel like i was dreaming .It very nice

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Is it even possible??

Some randy lady I was chatting to said she can fall asleep wanking

Love and Peace

Maybe she suffers from Narcolepsy?

Now there's a quandary: if you scored with her and you were naked and going hard at it and she suddenly falls asleep, could you get done for sexual assault as she is no longer a willing consensual participant..??! "

No, she said she fell asleep after her 6th wank of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fall asleep sometimes after, but not during

Is that because you’re that good at it? "

I'm a brilliant wanker

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Nope - but once or twice I’ve given it up part way through as it just wasn’t hitting the spot, so to speak! X

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I've nodded off with my little fella in my hand a few times.

"

Surely not mid wank though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've nodded off with my little fella in my hand a few times.

Surely not mid wank though? "

Yep.

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

I’ve fallen asleep while wanking hubby

Bx

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I fall asleep sometimes after, but not during

Is that because you’re that good at it?

I'm a brilliant wanker "

I know

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


" Nope - but once or twice I’ve given it up part way through as it just wasn’t hitting the spot, so to speak! X"

You can’t give up wanking

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I’ve fallen asleep while wanking hubby

Bx"

Bet that really pissed him off

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


" Nope - but once or twice I’ve given it up part way through as it just wasn’t hitting the spot, so to speak! X

You can’t give up wanking "

Yes you can! My wand wasn’t having the desired effect and my clit was clearly bored with all the effort.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


" Nope - but once or twice I’ve given it up part way through as it just wasn’t hitting the spot, so to speak! X

You can’t give up wanking

Yes you can! My wand wasn’t having the desired effect and my clit was clearly bored with all the effort. "

Use your electric toothbrush instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of wank

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Must need more practice, I'm a great wanker so never happened to me

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

No but a guy we met fell asleep, snoring and everything while I was giving him one of my legendary, never to be forgotten blow jobs.

Mr N and I looked at each other like and chatted amongst ourselves

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"No but a guy we met fell asleep, snoring and everything while I was giving him one of my legendary, never to be forgotten blow jobs.

Mr N and I looked at each other like and chatted amongst ourselves "

You should really stop picking your meets up at Age Concern my lovely!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"No but a guy we met fell asleep, snoring and everything while I was giving him one of my legendary, never to be forgotten blow jobs.

Mr N and I looked at each other like and chatted amongst ourselves "

Iegendary yes

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"No but a guy we met fell asleep, snoring and everything while I was giving him one of my legendary, never to be forgotten blow jobs.

Mr N and I looked at each other like and chatted amongst ourselves

You should really stop picking your meets up at Age Concern my lovely! "

they won't let me in after the false teeth incident .

He was quite a bit younger than me. I guess he just wasn't that into me . I'm a big girl I can take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually to tired to even start.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"No but a guy we met fell asleep, snoring and everything while I was giving him one of my legendary, never to be forgotten blow jobs.

Mr N and I looked at each other like and chatted amongst ourselves

Iegendary yes "

We still laugh about it now

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

If I fall asleep that tell me she’s not doing it right

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"If I fall asleep that tell me she’s not doing it right "

Yep. I clearly wasn't

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I sometimes wake up in the night mid wank, let out an appreciative sigh, then just fall back to sleep

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Not mid wank, no, but I've fallen asleep mid shag. It was with the ex wife. When we first started having sex we had it every night for maybe a week. On the night in question we'd come in from clubbing knackered, got down to it, and both fell asleep

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Is it even possible??

Some randy lady I was chatting to said she can fall asleep wanking

Love and Peace "

You do it all the time

Tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember a friend in school telling us he did.

Came in d*unk, fell asleep on the sofa at around 1am d*unk, trousers down, knob out. Woken up by his mum in the wee hours with the TV blaring and told to tidy himself up and get to bed

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Not mid wank, no, but I've fallen asleep mid shag. It was with the ex wife. When we first started having sex we had it every night for maybe a week. On the night in question we'd come in from clubbing knackered, got down to it, and both fell asleep "

How is it even possible to fall asleep shagging??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember a friend in school telling us he did.

Came in d*unk, fell asleep on the sofa at around 1am d*unk, trousers down, knob out. Woken up by his mum in the wee hours with the TV blaring and told to tidy himself up and get to bed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once i have started theres no way im stopping

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've set myself up ready for a play, laptop on the right website and woke up 3 hours later without playing

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Not mid wank, no, but I've fallen asleep mid shag. It was with the ex wife. When we first started having sex we had it every night for maybe a week. On the night in question we'd come in from clubbing knackered, got down to it, and both fell asleep

How is it even possible to fall asleep shagging?? "

You're bloody knackered

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Is it even possible??

Some randy lady I was chatting to said she can fall asleep wanking

Love and Peace

Maybe she suffers from Narcolepsy?

Now there's a quandary: if you scored with her and you were naked and going hard at it and she suddenly falls asleep, could you get done for sexual assault as she is no longer a willing consensual participant..??!

No, she said she fell asleep after her 6th wank of the day "

Firstly….you’re such a w***ker

And it was actually 7 hahaha

Yes it is possible if you’re really really tired. Doesn’t stop the vibrator from buzzing so soon wake up to carry on

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By *isspurplechesterWoman
over a year ago

Chester

An ex of mine once fell asleep whilst I was wanking him, and another time fell asleep during sex! Turns out he’d been a busy man those days cheating with multiple others

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By *un BadgersCouple
over a year ago

Stansted & France

A while back I had a friend who decided to have what he called a 'posh wank' when his girlfriend was out for the evening. Poured himself a scotch, put on a porno, got himself lubed up and gave himself a long luxurious fondle. Too long to be honest. He drifts off and is woken by the girlfriend and future mother-in-law, both laughing hysterically at him on their return. One of his favourite pub stories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never fallen asle

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes "

I’m not having it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Is it even possible??

Some randy lady I was chatting to said she can fall asleep wanking

Love and Peace

Maybe she suffers from Narcolepsy?

Now there's a quandary: if you scored with her and you were naked and going hard at it and she suddenly falls asleep, could you get done for sexual assault as she is no longer a willing consensual participant..??!

No, she said she fell asleep after her 6th wank of the day

Firstly….you’re such a w***ker

And it was actually 7 hahaha

Yes it is possible if you’re really really tired. Doesn’t stop the vibrator from buzzing so soon wake up to carry on "

I never even mentioned you

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"A while back I had a friend who decided to have what he called a 'posh wank' when his girlfriend was out for the evening. Poured himself a scotch, put on a porno, got himself lubed up and gave himself a long luxurious fondle. Too long to be honest. He drifts off and is woken by the girlfriend and future mother-in-law, both laughing hysterically at him on their return. One of his favourite pub stories."

Had they finish him off?

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By *un BadgersCouple
over a year ago

Stansted & France


"A while back I had a friend who decided to have what he called a 'posh wank' when his girlfriend was out for the evening. Poured himself a scotch, put on a porno, got himself lubed up and gave himself a long luxurious fondle. Too long to be honest. He drifts off and is woken by the girlfriend and future mother-in-law, both laughing hysterically at him on their return. One of his favourite pub stories.

Had they finish him off? "

Knowing his Mother-in-law....possibly

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

I fell asleep other week with my vibrator buzzing away . In my defence tho I hadn’t been sleeping well so was knackered .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not wanking but I have when going down on my missus. I was steaming tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fall asleep with my hand in my knickers all the time

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