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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi we are a horrible smelly couple!! Mr had webbed feet and my oh my don't they pong!! He had an assortment of cheese flavours round his manhood too!! Mmm

Mrs is a short arse frigid type of girl who washes about once a month!

We can't accomadate or travel, sorry

Anyone up for meeting us??

Disclaimer ((( this is meant as a bit of fun)))

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i will give the old man a go if the mrs stays at home

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

have that man washed and sent round to my tent

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Hi we are a horrible smelly couple!! Mr had webbed feet and my oh my don't they pong!! He had an assortment of cheese flavours round his manhood too!! Mmm

Mrs is a short arse frigid type of girl who washes about once a month!

We can't accomadate or travel, sorry

Anyone up for meeting us??

Disclaimer ((( this is meant as a bit of fun)))

On my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He is all yours girls ! Will send him round with a bar of soap and a scouring pad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well missi you just pop over 2 mine while the hubbi is gettin his

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Hi we are a horrible smelly couple!! Mr had webbed feet and my oh my don't they pong!! He had an assortment of cheese flavours round his manhood too!! Mmm

Mrs is a short arse frigid type of girl who washes about once a month!

We can't accomadate or travel, sorry

Anyone up for meeting us??

Disclaimer ((( this is meant as a bit of fun)))

I'm a minger too, so where and when? my trailer is often free, however it is being fumagated again this week because of the roaches and rats, but if you don't mind them, come on over. p.s remember to bring wellies and something to sit on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will you come and pick me up?? Haven't got any petrol for the Robin reliant! Oh and buy some cheap cider whilst your at it!! Don't worry about condoms, I got some sandwich bags somewhere

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Will you come and pick me up?? Haven't got any petrol for the Robin reliant! Oh and buy some cheap cider whilst your at it!! Don't worry about condoms, I got some sandwich bags somewhere

"sandwich bags" you are clearly a snob and I don't play with snobs, we use the empty tesco value crisp packets when we entertain.....

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By *ald6974Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"i will give the old man a go if the mrs stays at home

Diamonds can box the old man off, and if TUNA CHEESE MELT is your thing im ur MAN! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i will give the old man a go if the mrs stays at home

Diamonds can box the old man off, and if TUNA CHEESE MELT is your thing im ur MAN! xx"

TUNA yuck yuck I would be gagging all over you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will you come and pick me up?? Haven't got any petrol for the Robin reliant! Oh and buy some cheap cider whilst your at it!! Don't worry about condoms, I got some sandwich bags somewhere

"sandwich bags" you are clearly a snob and I don't play with snobs, we use the empty tesco value crisp packets when

we entertain....."

Timewaster!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Disclaimer ((( this is meant as a bit of fun)))

Ya dont need a disclaimer...;-)

Its all true...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi we are a horrible smelly couple!! Mr had webbed feet and my oh my don't they pong!! He had an assortment of cheese flavours round his manhood too!! Mmm

Mrs is a short arse frigid type of girl who washes about once a month!

We can't accomadate or travel, sorry

Anyone up for meeting us??

Disclaimer ((( this is meant as a bit of fun)))

It sounds very much like the people across the road from us but it can't be because your bottoms are far nicer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you come and pick me up?? Haven't got any petrol for the Robin reliant! Oh and buy some cheap cider whilst your at it!! Don't worry about condoms, I got some sandwich bags somewhere

well all iv got is a dingle type van is that ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will you come and pick me up?? Haven't got any petrol for the Robin reliant! Oh and buy some cheap cider whilst your at it!! Don't worry about condoms, I got some sandwich bags somewhere

well all iv got is a dingle type van is that ok

Yeah you'll do till something better comes along!! He he

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By *ald6974Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"i will give the old man a go if the mrs stays at home

Diamonds can box the old man off, and if TUNA CHEESE MELT is your thing im ur MAN! xx

TUNA yuck yuck I would be gagging all over you!!

Wot about the stick of cauliflower growing from the end of mi olde lad...u cant beat cauliflower cheese! Mmm mm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as a connoisseur of cheeses, i would very much like to partake in a wine and cheese evening with you

tell me, do you leave the washcloth on the radiator until the following month when you use it again? I have errrm certain kinks involving crusty towels and flannels...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heres a babywipe clean that mankin fanny, and I have no issues shagging the fuck outta ya

Mr?- he is irrelevant...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi we are a horrible smelly couple!! Mr had webbed feet and my oh my don't they pong!! He had an assortment of cheese flavours round his manhood too!! Mmm

Mrs is a short arse frigid type of girl who washes about once a month!

We can't accomadate or travel, sorry

Anyone up for meeting us??

Disclaimer ((( this is meant as a bit of fun)))

I've got a couple of brown paper bags around here somewhere, so I'm sure I could manage something! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you come and pick me up?? Haven't got any petrol for the Robin reliant! Oh and buy some cheap cider whilst your at it!! Don't worry about condoms, I got some sandwich bags somewhere

well all iv got is a dingle type van is that ok

Yeah you'll do till something better comes along!! He he

it goes chug chug bang and then has a little squirt if fluid now and then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"as a connoisseur of cheeses, i would very much like to partake in a wine and cheese evening with you

tell me, do you leave the washcloth on the radiator until the following month when you use it again? I have errrm certain kinks involving crusty towels and flannels..."

Would you meet us if we said yes to the wash cloth ( didn't even realise we had one) ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you come and pick me up?? Haven't got any petrol for the Robin reliant! Oh and buy some cheap cider whilst your at it!! Don't worry about condoms, I got some sandwich bags somewhere

well all iv got is a dingle type van is that ok

Yeah you'll do till something better comes along!! He he

it goes chug chug bang and then has a little squirt if fluid now and then

my other car is a vauxhall shuvett i got 2 shuvet everywhere i go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way - nice bum Lucy!

And good luck with giving up smoking! I managed it with the help of electronic ciggies - much easier than anything else I've tried and no nasty smells, or annoying gum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as a connoisseur of cheeses, i would very much like to partake in a wine and cheese evening with you

tell me, do you leave the washcloth on the radiator until the following month when you use it again? I have errrm certain kinks involving crusty towels and flannels...

Would you meet us if we said yes to the wash cloth ( didn't even realise we had one) ??

Oh yessssss {nods like churchill}

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Hi we are a horrible smelly couple!! Mr had webbed feet and my oh my don't they pong!! He had an assortment of cheese flavours round his manhood too!! Mmm

Mrs is a short arse frigid type of girl who washes about once a month!

We can't accomadate or travel, sorry

Anyone up for meeting us??

Disclaimer ((( this is meant as a bit of fun)))

haven't we already met.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi we are a horrible smelly couple!! Mr had webbed feet and my oh my don't they pong!! He had an assortment of cheese flavours round his manhood too!! Mmm

Mrs is a short arse frigid type of girl who washes about once a month!

We can't accomadate or travel, sorry

Anyone up for meeting us??

Disclaimer ((( this is meant as a bit of

fun)))

haven't we already met.

Did we actually turn un?

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Will you come and pick me up?? Haven't got any petrol for the Robin reliant! Oh and buy some cheap cider whilst your at it!! Don't worry about condoms, I got some sandwich bags somewhere

"sandwich bags" you are clearly a snob and I don't play with snobs, we use the empty tesco value crisp packets when

we entertain.....

Timewaster!!!

cock tease

Apologies for the delay in replying, I got a strange 24hr ban from the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh dear! Was you a naughty boy??

Fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My type of woman!!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Saltash

i can offer you the back of me van, once we move the road kill over, it will be alright, I have a can of value cider to share and you can lick my unwashed, unshaved hairy minge.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao! love it!

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Oh dear! Was you a naughty boy??

Fake

Maybe, But I'm not telling as I will probably get banned again and miss all this

Swindler

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i can offer you the back of me van, once we move the road kill over, it will be alright, I have a can of value cider to share and you can lick my unwashed, unshaved hairy minge.....

Is that offer for us or naughty boy James?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear! Was you a naughty boy??

Fake

Maybe, But I'm not telling as I will probably get banned again and miss all this

Swindler

You single man...... You

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"i can offer you the back of me van, once we move the road kill over, it will be alright, I have a can of value cider to share and you can lick my unwashed, unshaved hairy minge.....

Is that offer for us or naughty boy James? "

Maybe we are both Invited? And I do promise to be good

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Oh dear! Was you a naughty boy??

Fake

Maybe, But I'm not telling as I will probably get banned again and miss all this

Swindler

You single man...... You

You seaside dwelling couple you

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Saltash

"i can offer you the back of me van, once we move the road kill over, it will be alright, I have a can of value cider to share and you can lick my unwashed, unshaved hairy minge.....

Is that offer for us or naughty boy James? "

umm all of you,, can I interest you in a box of knockof dvds, i can make more room...

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"i can offer you the back of me van, once we move the road kill over, it will be alright, I have a can of value cider to share and you can lick my unwashed, unshaved hairy minge.....

Is that offer for us or naughty boy James?

umm all of you,, can I interest you in a box of knockof dvds, i can make more room...

As long as they are really bad copies of Alien V Predator I'll come, and you might wanna think twice about inviting the "seaside dwellers" they sound like trouble to me

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Saltash

"i can offer you the back of me van, once we move the road kill over, it will be alright, I have a can of value cider to share and you can lick my unwashed, unshaved hairy minge.....

Is that offer for us or naughty boy James?

umm all of you,, can I interest you in a box of knockof dvds, i can make more room...

As long as they are really bad copies of Alien V Predator I'll come, and you might wanna think twice about inviting the "seaside dwellers" they sound like trouble to me

they are high quality knock offs , you can even see the guy infront stand up to go to the loo..

as long as the seaside dwellers dont stink of fish , its ok with me...

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"i can offer you the back of me van, once we move the road kill over, it will be alright, I have a can of value cider to share and you can lick my unwashed, unshaved hairy minge.....

Is that offer for us or naughty boy James?

umm all of you,, can I interest you in a box of knockof dvds, i can make more room...

As long as they are really bad copies of Alien V Predator I'll come, and you might wanna think twice about inviting the "seaside dwellers" they sound like trouble to me

they are high quality knock offs , you can even see the guy infront stand up to go to the loo..

as long as the seaside dwellers dont stink of fish , its ok with me...

Then we are on

And they both smell of week old Halibut, so had probably better not invite them

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Saltash

"i can offer you the back of me van, once we move the road kill over, it will be alright, I have a can of value cider to share and you can lick my unwashed, unshaved hairy minge.....

Is that offer for us or naughty boy James?

umm all of you,, can I interest you in a box of knockof dvds, i can make more room...

As long as they are really bad copies of Alien V Predator I'll come, and you might wanna think twice about inviting the "seaside dwellers" they sound like trouble to me

they are high quality knock offs , you can even see the guy infront stand up to go to the loo..

as long as the seaside dwellers dont stink of fish , its ok with me...

Then we are on

And they both smell of week old Halibut, so had probably better not invite them

its ok. the smell of the week old dead badger will cover up the smell..

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"i can offer you the back of me van, once we move the road kill over, it will be alright, I have a can of value cider to share and you can lick my unwashed, unshaved hairy minge.....

Is that offer for us or naughty boy James?

umm all of you,, can I interest you in a box of knockof dvds, i can make more room...

As long as they are really bad copies of Alien V Predator I'll come, and you might wanna think twice about inviting the "seaside dwellers" they sound like trouble to me

they are high quality knock offs , you can even see the guy infront stand up to go to the loo..

as long as the seaside dwellers dont stink of fish , its ok with me...

Then we are on

And they both smell of week old Halibut, so had probably better not invite them

its ok. the smell of the week old dead badger will cover up the smell..

Phew, I hate halibut, but badger on the other hand is fine.

Have you actually ever seen a live badger? One of those strange mysteries of life, and you only ever see them on the side of the road, I've always wondered if they are just randomly placed at the side of the road....

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Saltash

As long as they are really bad copies of Alien V Predator I'll come, and you might wanna think twice about inviting the "seaside dwellers" they sound like trouble to me

they are high quality knock offs , you can even see the guy infront stand up to go to the loo..

as long as the seaside dwellers dont stink of fish , its ok with me...

Then we are on

And they both smell of week old Halibut, so had probably better not invite them

its ok. the smell of the week old dead badger will cover up the smell..

Phew, I hate halibut, but badger on the other hand is fine.

i have actually seen a live badger, on the road. just missed running it over with my car mind. lol

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

As long as they are really bad copies of Alien V Predator I'll come, and you might wanna think twice about inviting the "seaside dwellers" they sound like trouble to me

they are high quality knock offs , you can even see the guy infront stand up to go to the loo..

as long as the seaside dwellers dont stink of fish , its ok with me...

Then we are on

And they both smell of week old Halibut, so had probably better not invite them

its ok. the smell of the week old dead badger will cover up the smell..

Phew, I hate halibut, but badger on the other hand is fine.

i have actually seen a live badger, on the road. just missed running it over with my car mind. lol "

Damm, that's my whole theory around badgers completely blown out of the water, thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Excuse me!!! Are you pinching our single guy???

Dont suppose you have a good copy of 9.4 ish weeks do you??

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Saltash

"Excuse me!!! Are you pinching our single guy???

Dont suppose you have a good copy of 9.4 ish weeks do you??

yeah, meet me behind the local offie, it'll cost ya £3.99,

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Excuse me!!! Are you pinching our single guy???

Dont suppose you have a good copy of 9.4 ish weeks do you??

yeah, meet me behind the local offie, it'll cost ya £3.99, "

And bring a badger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excuse me!!! Are you pinching our single guy???

Dont suppose you have a good copy of 9.4 ish weeks do you??

yeah, meet me behind the local offie, it'll cost ya £3.99, "

Well you can have him.... Heads up though, he is a timewaster kept us waiting for days, then come up with some excuse about being banned!!

Don't suppose you could do two for a fiver?

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Excuse me!!! Are you pinching our single guy???

Dont suppose you have a good copy of 9.4 ish weeks do you??

yeah, meet me behind the local offie, it'll cost ya £3.99,

Well you can have him.... Heads up though, he is a timewaster kept us waiting for days, then come up with some excuse about being banned!!

Don't suppose you could do two for a fiver?

Hey there, that was the best excuse I could come up with in the time I had available, was almost caught off guard and nearly had to tell the truth.

And to be fair, I am a complete waste of space and stink of rotting badger, but there is plenty of me to go round

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