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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Essentially, I woke up feeling needy for back scratching... in a cat's paws "making biscuits" style! Never mind sex. Good kneeding of my behind please. what do you need? More than sex?

Ps. Fun fact for you: cats do that because A. They feel affection towards you. B. They activate scent marking in their paws and say: This Is MINE!

I'm back to bed dreaming of being a dough. See ya later.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

They could scratch your back with their cock though?

I could use some cuddles and giggles.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I could really do with a bigger bed!

Who knew that a 4 year old can occupy 95% of the surface area of a king size mattress

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I could do with some spooning, feeling someone’s skin next to mine, smelling her hair and pulling her in close.

As it’s not gonna happen I’m going to watch the All Blacks instead!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I could really do with a hug and some time with loved ones.

A new brain would be good as well

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Another cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More coffee… more food pls!

Also need more money but that’s a side note

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A back massage would be great

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Did I just hear right - making biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Essentially, I woke up feeling needy for back scratching... in a cat's paws "making biscuits" style! Never mind sex. Good kneeding of my behind please. what do you need? More than sex?

Ps. Fun fact for you: cats do that because A. They feel affection towards you. B. They activate scent marking in their paws and say: This Is MINE!

I'm back to bed dreaming of being a dough. See ya later. "

If only this was all my cat did! The little rotter goes mad for trying to bury his face in my armpits if I’m hot and sweaty! Or will think he’s died and gone to heaven if he gets in the laundry basket!

Right now I could do with a lower back massage- put it out driving 950 miles over 2 days on the m5/m6 and the country roads of north Devon! I need a newer car with better suspension!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

A coffee and some calamine lotion lotion for my midge bites.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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A long hair brush with firm but gentle strokes so my head feels all tingly and I can feel my hair slowly going through the brush. That would be amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A back rub would be devine, a full time job would be excellent, finding a flat that I like, can afford and isn't too far from my kids would be the bees knees. But I'd settle for some decent company and conversation right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could really do with a bigger bed!

Who knew that a 4 year old can occupy 95% of the surface area of a king size mattress "

….and hold 95% of the conversation.

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm very needy, in all regards, and my cat doesn't knead. She head-butts though and that's nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A long hair brush with firm but gentle strokes so my head feels all tingly and I can feel my hair slowly going through the brush. That would be amazing. "

My question would be why you’d even be out of bed yet to have this done??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a full on massage. No naughtiness really just to have all my tension eased

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A bacon sarnie......

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

My neighbours cat got in the house the other day, had a good mooch around checking things out then decided this was his new home. I figured he was a male because he then lies on his back on the living room carpet showing me his balls and cooing and purring and clawing the carpet dragging himself toward me for attention.

I ignored this blatant come on and tried to shoo him away but no this had become a better place to stay. In the end the feather duster got him out.

As for me I saw a very busty lady in Tesco the other day and thought I could give them a good needing. Milena Velba videos sprang to mind.

My back needs a good rub down from time to time too.

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

I'm in the process of moving,i could really do with someone to just do it all for me! *wishful thinking*

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By *ery Pleasent SurpriseMan
over a year ago

greater london

Depends on the time of day but if not a morning delightful seeing to then a lovely cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleepy spooning with lots of gently kisses on my neck and shoulders , an arm pulling me in tightly. Oh, and coffee and breakfast in bed please

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

That morning spooning, stirring you awake with gentle but intentional grinds against each other, kissing the back of my neck, a squeeze of my hip, a tweak of my nipples…yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a headache this morning, so I’d like to be snuggled up in bed whilst he reads me the morning papers, and feeds me warm chocolate croissants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving the need/kneed wordplay

I need a swim in the sea before it gets too cold again. May not make it today but one evening next week for sure !

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Essentially, I woke up feeling needy for back scratching... in a cat's paws "making biscuits" style! Never mind sex. Good kneeding of my behind please. what do you need? More than sex?

Ps. Fun fact for you: cats do that because A. They feel affection towards you. B. They activate scent marking in their paws and say: This Is MINE!

I'm back to bed dreaming of being a dough. See ya later. "

I love giving a woman a good back scratch!

Seeing her back arch as my fingers slowly trace lines down from her neck towards her bum, watching as they turn red and hearing her soft moans of contentment.

I could actually do with more non-sexual body contact like that, and I love that feeling in the morning after a good meet where you just cuddle up and enjoy holding each others bodies, just content to be, and at peace without any other thoughts running through your head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loving the need/kneed wordplay

I need a swim in the sea before it gets too cold again. May not make it today but one evening next week for sure !"

Ha! I still got this.

Since you made this intention public, as a good friend I'll hold you accountable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not as good as In Utero sex but it's OK I guess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All those are dreamy..or cheerful. And even if they happen just under closed eye lids, I hope the thought of them warmed you up on a Sunday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a miraculous shedding of weight and rise in fitness by the end of the month! I'm working at it, but tue phrase too little too late springs to mind!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They could scratch your back with their cock though?

I could use some cuddles and giggles.

"

You always know how to upgrade an idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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A new brain would be good as well"

Maybe it just needs a MOT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new brain a new body would do me nicely

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Ahh paddy-scratchity-paw-paw love to you OP.

I'd just like the sex please.. Combined with some DIY help around the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in the process of moving,i could really do with someone to just do it all for me! *wishful thinking*"

Trust me, I did 6 months ago, 3/4 I did myself, no issues. The last lot removal men did, they wrapped everything left individually including my underware! 2 weeks it took to sort everything out and find it all!

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