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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

For a really really long time. Can someone come help me out please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you gone all crinkly posh??

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"For a really really long time. Can someone come help me out please?

Have you got fishy fingers?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Prunnneee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you actually in a ball gown whilst in the bath?

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

I could call fire brigade . As a bit far away to help I think ?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have you gone all crinkly posh?? "

My tootsies have but my handies haven't cos I've kept them dry so far

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got a dirty ring now?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

If I can be your human towel

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"For a really really long time. Can someone come help me out please?

Have you got fishy fingers? "

I had wet ones earlier.... but not fishy

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Prunnneee"

Not untrue

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Are you actually in a ball gown whilst in the bath?"

I am. Cos that's how we roll

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Prunnneee

Not untrue"

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I could call fire brigade . As a bit far away to help I think ?

Ooh. Firemen. Yes please.

Except I kinda know them. That could be embarrassing.

Or really fun

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have you got a dirty ring now?

My ring is always sparkly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you actually in a ball gown whilst in the bath?

I am. Cos that's how we roll"

Fishnets might have been better, could perhaps hoist you out of that bath

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"If I can be your human towel

Have you been conditioned?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Are you actually in a ball gown whilst in the bath?

I am. Cos that's how we roll

Fishnets might have been better, could perhaps hoist you out of that bath"

Who says I'm not in them too?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"If I can be your human towel

Have you been conditioned?"

If you are asking if I’m soft yes…. By in large

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"If I can be your human towel

Have you been conditioned?

If you are asking if I’m soft yes…. By in large

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could call fire brigade . As a bit far away to help I think ?

Ooh. Firemen. Yes please.

Except I kinda know them. That could be embarrassing.

Or really fun

Im sure they've seen worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you actually in a ball gown whilst in the bath?

I am. Cos that's how we roll

Fishnets might have been better, could perhaps hoist you out of that bath

Who says I'm not in them too?

That's me Done

Oh wow

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I could call fire brigade . As a bit far away to help I think ?

Ooh. Firemen. Yes please.

Except I kinda know them. That could be embarrassing.

Or really fun

Im sure they've seen worse"

Probably.... round here anything can happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you gone all crinkly posh??

My tits have but my handies haven't cos I've kept them dry so far"

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Are you actually in a ball gown whilst in the bath?

I am. Cos that's how we roll

Fishnets might have been better, could perhaps hoist you out of that bath

Who says I'm not in them too?

That's me Done

Oh wow

You're welcome

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have you gone all crinkly posh??

My tits have but my handies haven't cos I've kept them dry so far

My tits are always crinkly Mystique.... since you sucked the life out of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you gone all crinkly posh??

My tits have but my handies haven't cos I've kept them dry so far

My tits are always crinkly Mystique.... since you sucked the life out of them

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have you gone all crinkly posh??

My tits have but my handies haven't cos I've kept them dry so far

My tits are always crinkly Mystique.... since you sucked the life out of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I have ever seen actual crinkly tits

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

"I could call fire brigade . As a bit far away to help I think ?

Ooh. Firemen. Yes please.

Except I kinda know them. That could be embarrassing.

Or really fun

I will send my local ones . You should not know them ?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't think I have ever seen actual crinkly tits

There may have been some artistic licence used in the previous posts.

Everyone's seen mine. Saggy and blah but not crinkly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you gone all crinkly posh??

My tits have but my handies haven't cos I've kept them dry so far

My tits are always crinkly Mystique.... since you sucked the life out of them

I'm coming just to see crinkly tits

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I could call fire brigade . As a bit far away to help I think ?

Ooh. Firemen. Yes please.

Except I kinda know them. That could be embarrassing.

Or really fun

I will send my local ones . You should not know them ?

Oooh. New victims?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you gone all crinkly posh??

My tits have but my handies haven't cos I've kept them dry so far

My tits are always crinkly Mystique.... since you sucked the life out of them

I'm coming just to see crinkly tits

Is that North of crinkly bottom?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have you gone all crinkly posh??

My tits have but my handies haven't cos I've kept them dry so far

My tits are always crinkly Mystique.... since you sucked the life out of them

I'm coming just to see crinkly tits

Is that North of crinkly bottom?"

Round the corner. Not far north these days

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Is it wrong that I thought of the alternate meaning of crinkly and imagined them sounding like a crisp packet... mind blown, audible boobies.

Whatever the case... hope you kept it topped up with hot water? If not, I'd be willing to help warm you through

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is it wrong that I thought of the alternate meaning of crinkly and imagined them sounding like a crisp packet... mind blown, audible boobies.

Whatever the case... hope you kept it topped up with hot water? If not, I'd be willing to help warm you through

That's exactly how my tits are. That Mystique really dried the fookers out.

I need to hydrate

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Have you gone all crinkly posh??

My tootsies have but my handies haven't cos I've kept them dry so far"

A likely story!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have you gone all crinkly posh??

My tootsies have but my handies haven't cos I've kept them dry so far

A likely story!

Well I had a very, very wet hand earlier. Just the one though

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

"I could call fire brigade . As a bit far away to help I think ?

Ooh. Firemen. Yes please.

Except I kinda know them. That could be embarrassing.

Or really fun

I will send my local ones . You should not know them ?

Oooh. New victims?

I cannot give any details of them . Do know though they must be able to carry you over their shoulder

Hope their all males as cannot tell them no females to attend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take my hand..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I could call fire brigade . As a bit far away to help I think ?

Ooh. Firemen. Yes please.

Except I kinda know them. That could be embarrassing.

Or really fun

I will send my local ones . You should not know them ?

Oooh. New victims?

I cannot give any details of them . Do know though they must be able to carry you over their shoulder

Hope their all males as cannot tell them no females to attend

Who said the females wouldn't be welcome?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Take my hand.. "

Sweetie.... that's not your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol its my arm

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

"I could call fire brigade . As a bit far away to help I think ?

Ooh. Firemen. Yes please.

Except I kinda know them. That could be embarrassing.

Or really fun

I will send my local ones . You should not know them ?

Oooh. New victims?

I cannot give any details of them . Do know though they must be able to carry you over their shoulder

Hope their all males as cannot tell them no females to attend

Who said the females wouldn't be welcome?

Lol well possible there will be about eight in crew in fire engine. That even if females enough

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lol its my arm "

I'm a little concerned about your anatomy.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I could call fire brigade . As a bit far away to help I think ?

Ooh. Firemen. Yes please.

Except I kinda know them. That could be embarrassing.

Or really fun

I will send my local ones . You should not know them ?

Oooh. New victims?

I cannot give any details of them . Do know though they must be able to carry you over their shoulder

Hope their all males as cannot tell them no females to attend

Who said the females wouldn't be welcome?

Lol well possible there will be about eight in crew in fire engine. That even if females enough

? "

I'd say so

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

"I could call fire brigade . As a bit far away to help I think ?

Ooh. Firemen. Yes please.

Except I kinda know them. That could be embarrassing.

Or really fun

I will send my local ones . You should not know them ?

Oooh. New victims?

I cannot give any details of them . Do know though they must be able to carry you over their shoulder

Hope their all males as cannot tell them no females to attend

Who said the females wouldn't be welcome?

Lol well possible there will be about eight in crew in fire engine. That even if females enough

I'd say so

I can call now

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

"I could call fire brigade . As a bit far away to help I think ?

Ooh. Firemen. Yes please.

Except I kinda know them. That could be embarrassing.

Or really fun

I will send my local ones . You should not know them ?

Oooh. New victims?

I cannot give any details of them . Do know though they must be able to carry you over their shoulder

Hope their all males as cannot tell them no females to attend

Who said the females wouldn't be welcome?

Lol well possible there will be about eight in crew in fire engine. That even if females enough

I'd say so

I can call now

But need your address

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I hope you've not been drinking in the bath?

But if so, can I climb in?

Purely for the booze, obvs.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I could call fire brigade . As a bit far away to help I think ?

Ooh. Firemen. Yes please.

Except I kinda know them. That could be embarrassing.

Or really fun

I will send my local ones . You should not know them ?

Oooh. New victims?

I cannot give any details of them . Do know though they must be able to carry you over their shoulder

Hope their all males as cannot tell them no females to attend

Who said the females wouldn't be welcome?

Lol well possible there will be about eight in crew in fire engine. That even if females enough

I'd say so

I can call now

Why the hell not indeed!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I hope you've not been drinking in the bath?

But if so, can I climb in?

Purely for the booze, obvs. "

Nope. No drinking here!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Sensible. Probably.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sensible. Probably. "

It is often said how very sensible I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't you got out yet?

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

"I could call fire brigade . As a bit far away to help I think ?

Ooh. Firemen. Yes please.

Except I kinda know them. That could be embarrassing.

Or really fun

I will send my local ones . You should not know them ?

Oooh. New victims?

I cannot give any details of them . Do know though they must be able to carry you over their shoulder

Hope their all males as cannot tell them no females to attend

Who said the females wouldn't be welcome?

Lol well possible there will be about eight in crew in fire engine. That even if females enough

I'd say so

I can call now

But need your address

Only trouble is . If address incorrect . Then could get a visit from police for wasting fire brigade time

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Haven't you got out yet?

I have. I got told to. And I always do what I'm told

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I could call fire brigade . As a bit far away to help I think ?

Ooh. Firemen. Yes please.

Except I kinda know them. That could be embarrassing.

Or really fun

I will send my local ones . You should not know them ?

Oooh. New victims?

I cannot give any details of them . Do know though they must be able to carry you over their shoulder

Hope their all males as cannot tell them no females to attend

Who said the females wouldn't be welcome?

Lol well possible there will be about eight in crew in fire engine. That even if females enough

I'd say so

I can call now

But need your address

Only trouble is . If address incorrect . Then could get a visit from police for wasting fire brigade time

I'm in a ballgown!

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

"I could call fire brigade . As a bit far away to help I think ?

Ooh. Firemen. Yes please.

Except I kinda know them. That could be embarrassing.

Or really fun

I will send my local ones . You should not know them ?

Oooh. New victims?

I cannot give any details of them . Do know though they must be able to carry you over their shoulder

Hope their all males as cannot tell them no females to attend

Who said the females wouldn't be welcome?

Lol well possible there will be about eight in crew in fire engine. That even if females enough

I'd say so

I can call now

But need your address

Only trouble is . If address incorrect . Then could get a visit from police for wasting fire brigade time

I'm in a ballgown!"

I think that would take some explaining at this time of night.

. Telling call centre you are in bath in ball gown

. I think I would be getting a visit before you

. Lol

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

Wondering if crinkly tits, is anywhere near Noel Edmonds Crinkly Bottom? Asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For a really really long time. Can someone come help me out please?

8 hours now. You might have dissolved before help reaches you

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