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The Big Balls of Fabswingers Challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I like big balls and I cannot lie. You other peeps can't deny. That when a guy walks in with enormous nads. You want them in your face.

I do like big balls. I like The Prisoner and I like that Patrick McGoohan has goo in his name. I like it when people throw themselves towards big balls on Wipeout. I like oversized tennis balls that you can play football with. I like zorbs, they're the best vessel for zorbing in. And I really liked it when Beach Ball scored for Sunderland against Liverpool.

I like big balls so much that I've challenged myself to get as many people with big balls in their username to join in on this thread. I want to be surrounded by splendid spheres, glorious globes and outstanding orbs.

How many balls do you think I can get to come?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

M'lud ladies and gentlemen...the first visitor to the fabswingers ball

Mr and Mrs ulikeafacial. And their son Howard

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

This has to be done

Well I'm upper-upper class high society

God's gift to ballroom notoriety

And I always fill my ballroom

The event is never small

The social pages say I've got

The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls

I've got big balls

And they're such big balls

And their fancy big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing

My ballroom always full

And everybody comes and comes again

If your name is on the guest list

No one can take you higher

Everybody says I've got

Great balls of fire

I've got big balls

Oh I've got big balls

And they're such big balls

Fancy big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity

And some for fancy dress

But when they're held for pleasure

They're the balls that I like best

My balls are always bouncing

To the left and to the right

It's my belief that my big balls

Should be held every night

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

How about chocolate salty balls, Jim? I believe you just put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em? I know a Chef who can rustle some up for your delectation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ballsack is my favourite French novelist if that counts ?

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By *ickyquimCouple
over a year ago

north west


"How about chocolate salty balls, Jim? I believe you just put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em? I know a Chef who can rustle some up for your delectation "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've messaged the first Big Balls. I'm very excited.

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By *ickyquimCouple
over a year ago

north west


"I like big balls and I cannot lie. You other peeps can't deny. That when a guy walks in with enormous nads. You want them in your face.

I do like big balls. I like The Prisoner and I like that Patrick McGoohan has goo in his name. I like it when people throw themselves towards big balls on Wipeout. I like oversized tennis balls that you can play football with. I like zorbs, they're the best vessel for zorbing in. And I really liked it when Beach Ball scored for Sunderland against Liverpool.

I like big balls so much that I've challenged myself to get as many people with big balls in their username to join in on this thread. I want to be surrounded by splendid spheres, glorious globes and outstanding orbs.

How many balls do you think I can get to come?"

My hubby’s balls are so large that when he sits on the toilet they can get wet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This has to be done

Well I'm upper-upper class high society

God's gift to ballroom notoriety

And I always fill my ballroom

The event is never small

The social pages say I've got

The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls

I've got big balls

And they're such big balls

And their fancy big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing

My ballroom always full

And everybody comes and comes again

If your name is on the guest list

No one can take you higher

Everybody says I've got

Great balls of fire

I've got big balls

Oh I've got big balls

And they're such big balls

Fancy big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity

And some for fancy dress

But when they're held for pleasure

They're the balls that I like best

My balls are always bouncing

To the left and to the right

It's my belief that my big balls

Should be held every night"

What a load of balls.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about chocolate salty balls, Jim? I believe you just put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em? I know a Chef who can rustle some up for your delectation "

If I can get some big chocolatey balls, that would be brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ballsack is my favourite French novelist if that counts ?"

Not really, but thanks for telling me who your favourite French novelist is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like big balls and I cannot lie. You other peeps can't deny. That when a guy walks in with enormous nads. You want them in your face.

I do like big balls. I like The Prisoner and I like that Patrick McGoohan has goo in his name. I like it when people throw themselves towards big balls on Wipeout. I like oversized tennis balls that you can play football with. I like zorbs, they're the best vessel for zorbing in. And I really liked it when Beach Ball scored for Sunderland against Liverpool.

I like big balls so much that I've challenged myself to get as many people with big balls in their username to join in on this thread. I want to be surrounded by splendid spheres, glorious globes and outstanding orbs.

How many balls do you think I can get to come?

My hubby’s balls are so large that when he sits on the toilet they can get wet. "

I hope you've got a bidet.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 11/09/21 17:04:15]

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 11/09/21 17:06:17]

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"This has to be done

Well I'm upper-upper class high society

God's gift to ballroom notoriety

And I always fill my ballroom

The event is never small

The social pages say I've got

The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls

I've got big balls

And they're such big balls

And their fancy big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing

My ballroom always full

And everybody comes and comes again

If your name is on the guest list

No one can take you higher

Everybody says I've got

Great balls of fire

I've got big balls

Oh I've got big balls

And they're such big balls

Fancy big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity

And some for fancy dress

But when they're held for pleasure

They're the balls that I like best

My balls are always bouncing

To the left and to the right

It's my belief that my big balls

Should be held every night

What a load of balls."

You might appreciate this version as well...

Hayseed Dixie - Big Balls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQR5-sod_5Q

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Balls removed by poster at 11/09/21 17:04:15]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Balls restored by poster at 11/09/21 17:06:17]"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Earrings??

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"M'lud ladies and gentlemen...the first visitor to the fabswingers ball

Mr and Mrs ulikeafacial. And their son Howard "

Another arrival ...

Mr and Mrs twelveinchwilly

And their son Ivor

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"[Balls restored by poster at 11/09/21 17:06:17]"

I had difficulty in removing them from ma tighty whities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New balls please

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

I once lip synch'd to Ballroom Blitz. That was sweet.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Say the word bollocks out loud.

It's one of the most satisfying words to erupt from one's mouth.

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Say the word bollocks out loud.

It's one of the most satisfying words to erupt from one's mouth."

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say the word bollocks out loud.

It's one of the most satisfying words to erupt from one's mouth."

It's normally something I say after some disaster haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Balls restored by poster at 11/09/21 17:06:17]"

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Earrings??"

Yes!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Earrings??

Yes!"

Xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Earrings??

Yes!"

Golden Earing - Radar Love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf53Pg2AkdY

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

You lost me at balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You lost me at balls "

Dirty Derry Girl!

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By *igBalls-nudistMan
over a year ago

isle of wight

Afternoon all ... cant beat a good pair of balls

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Earrings??

Yes!

Golden Earing - Radar Love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf53Pg2AkdY"

What a classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love watching you make the big balls come. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Build it and they will come (on your tits).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've messaged the first Big Balls. I'm very excited."

I could have been one of the candidates you messaged earlier! Lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Big droopy balls seem to be the fashion these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Afternoon all ... cant beat a good pair of balls "

Yes! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BigBalls-nudist. You cannot beat a good pair of balls. That said, balls could be beaten. If you're into that sort of thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love watching you make the big balls come. X "

They're coming. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've messaged the first Big Balls. I'm very excited.

I could have been one of the candidates you messaged earlier! Lol"

BigBallsAnd BlueEyes, you most certainly are one of the fellas I messaged earlier. I'm glad you came.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big droopy balls seem to be the fashion these days "

We could get ball implants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to BigBalls-nudist and BigBallsAnd BlueEyes. They're big balled blokes, and that can only be a good thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've messaged the first Big Balls. I'm very excited.

I could have been one of the candidates you messaged earlier! Lol

BigBallsAnd BlueEyes, you most certainly are one of the fellas I messaged earlier. I'm glad you came."

I haven't cum just yet! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've messaged the first Big Balls. I'm very excited.

I could have been one of the candidates you messaged earlier! Lol

BigBallsAnd BlueEyes, you most certainly are one of the fellas I messaged earlier. I'm glad you came.

I haven't cum just yet! Lol"

Would you like me to tickle you?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Mmm, my favourite is my 'witches ball'. It's a silver mirrored reflective orb which hangs in my room. Apparently every 'witch on the street' used to have one to see who or what was coming.

Other orbs of love to me are apricots, scrotum and birth balls.

Men's balls... Highly underrated, biological creatures of wisdom and sentience. I constantly amazed at how they have a life of their own.

A sleeping man has no idea how much his spheres of love behave! I could watch all day and night

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Jimmy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmm, my favourite is my 'witches ball'. It's a silver mirrored reflective orb which hangs in my room. Apparently every 'witch on the street' used to have one to see who or what was coming.

Other orbs of love to me are apricots, scrotum and birth balls.

Men's balls... Highly underrated, biological creatures of wisdom and sentience. I constantly amazed at how they have a life of their own.

A sleeping man has no idea how much his spheres of love behave! I could watch all day and night "

The only time I feel alright is by your side

Girl, I want to be with you all of the time

All day and all of the night

All day and all of the night

All day and all of the night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimmy "

Yassy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've messaged the first Big Balls. I'm very excited.

I could have been one of the candidates you messaged earlier! Lol

BigBallsAnd BlueEyes, you most certainly are one of the fellas I messaged earlier. I'm glad you came.

I haven't cum just yet! Lol

Would you like me to tickle you?"

Lol! Dorothy myself!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've accidentally winked at two Big Balls today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There might be some Big Balls on the way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There might be some Big Balls on the way."

I'm not sure if he's coming. But there might be another Big Balls coming. Hopefully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all but especially ladies of course! Lol!

I was invited to this thread the other day so thought I'd say hello!

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By *igballsM34Man
over a year ago

Denton

I have had comments about my cock being nice and also about my balls. Sometimes they are tender, and they are always big. I enjoy them being played with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi bigballs people!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She's friendly. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi folks, proud to include myself and display my large attributes to this thread!

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Jim I am suitably impressed by your gathering of big balls. The size of the crowd of big balls is in no way directly correlated to the size of the balls. Are you counting individually or per ball? Should we be measuring like farmers do when selecting a ram for stud?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up here they're "baws". Just saying...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Up here they're "baws". Just saying... "

I call em wrinkles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do these qualify ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He's got balls of steel. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to play marble run?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi folks, proud to include myself and display my large attributes to this thread! "

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim I am suitably impressed by your gathering of big balls. The size of the crowd of big balls is in no way directly correlated to the size of the balls. Are you counting individually or per ball? Should we be measuring like farmers do when selecting a ram for stud?

"

Thank you. Individually I think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Say hello to BigBalls54.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think, I think, there's some more Big Balls coming.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"I think, I think, there's some more Big Balls coming."

Footballs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think, I think, there's some more Big Balls coming.

Footballs?"

I don't know if he's a juggler.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I think I've got some more Big Balls coming. I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am pleased to announce the arrival of Mr and Mrs Swallocks, acccompanied by their daughter Betty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are huge xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Searched for big balls. ^

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

What is it you boys tell us ... it's not the size of the liner but the motion of the ocean??!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

What is it you buoys tell us ... it's not the size of the liner but the motion of the ocean??! "

FIFY

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

What is it you buoys tell us ... it's not the size of the liner but the motion of the ocean??!

FIFY"

Ever the linguist, thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z5jrqe8ryJ8

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=7IjgZGhHrYY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big balls hypn o tise me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dLEbeE-fLX0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catch is a big ball game, can I join in

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ew06J05pkk

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Do your balls hang low ,do you swing them to and throw...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check my profile xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Check my profile xx"

I will!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do your balls hang low ,do you swing them to and throw..."
. Not really, but they do continually fall out of my trunks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big smooth bollocks as of this mornings shave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

His balls grew this morning. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only have one "

I bet it's a lovely ball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only have one

I bet it's a lovely ball."

It looks quite nice in its winter fur coat

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I only have one

I bet it's a lovely ball.

It looks quite nice in its winter fur coat "

Does it dance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only have one

I bet it's a lovely ball.

It looks quite nice in its winter fur coat

Does it dance?"

Hip Hop mainly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to have no balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would like to have no balls "

You could give Quetz one.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I only have one

I bet it's a lovely ball.

It looks quite nice in its winter fur coat

Does it dance?

Hip Hop mainly!"

Does it still stick to your leg in hot weather?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I would like to have no balls

You could give Quetz one."

And a ball...

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