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Pure Cynicism!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Starts like this!

Some of you are on here looking for Brad Pitt and all your going to find here is Brad Armpit!

Please using only others found among the dearest and famous add your own some of you are on here looking for....and what they may find instead?

This thread was in no way inspired by any recent difficulties.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of you are on here looking for a Beyonce and all your going to find is a girl that will "Let's move your body" off her friends list quicker than you arrived there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you come looking for Beyonce.. you're more likely to find bouncy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m probably best to keep my opinions to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m probably best to keep my opinions to myself "

Me too. This could easily offend people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m probably best to keep my opinions to myself

Me too. This could easily offend people "

Wouldn’t want to be sent to the naughty step would we

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m probably best to keep my opinions to myself

Me too. This could easily offend people "
So your not a bearded George Clooney then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m probably best to keep my opinions to myself

Me too. This could easily offend people So your not a bearded George Clooney then?"
I'm not a Denzil Washington either, but I'm still cool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m probably best to keep my opinions to myself

Me too. This could easily offend people

Wouldn’t want to be sent to the naughty step would we "

We could have together there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m probably best to keep my opinions to myself

Me too. This could easily offend people So your not a bearded George Clooney then?"

He’s quite a few years older than me unless you are saying that I look older than my age

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m probably best to keep my opinions to myself

Me too. This could easily offend people So your not a bearded George Clooney then?

He’s quite a few years older than me unless you are saying that I look older than my age "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you come looking for Beyonce.. you're more likely to find bouncy "
Yes, an interesting weaving together of words.

She does bounce around a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m probably best to keep my opinions to myself

Me too. This could easily offend people So your not a bearded George Clooney then?

He’s quite a few years older than me unless you are saying that I look older than my age "

So that is what you are saying?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m probably best to keep my opinions to myself

Me too. This could easily offend people So your not a bearded George Clooney then?

He’s quite a few years older than me unless you are saying that I look older than my age

So that is what you are saying? "
No, I haven't looked at your profile yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m probably best to keep my opinions to myself

Me too. This could easily offend people So your not a bearded George Clooney then?

He’s quite a few years older than me unless you are saying that I look older than my age

So that is what you are saying? No, I haven't looked at your profile yet "

Then why the and ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m probably best to keep my opinions to myself

Me too. This could easily offend people So your not a bearded George Clooney then?

He’s quite a few years older than me unless you are saying that I look older than my age

So that is what you are saying? No, I haven't looked at your profile yet

Then why the and ?"
Thumb to acknowledge your comment and a chuckle at your question.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A friend of mine who calls me Denzil W after some guy cracked up when I said he looked like Ernie Wise..he does!

His mum said at least he didn't say Morecambe!

But I think ol' Eric was the dude!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of you are on here looking for an upskirt Susannah Reid but all your gonna find here is a downblouse lady whose gonna read you the riot act!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of you are on here looking for a Wesley Snipes but all you will find is a man that will run from that sniper rifle you call a writing hand!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is the alternative look-alike thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of you are on here looking for a pretty Julia Roberts BUT when she played THAT role she was only acting..

some of you are going to find out on here THAT'S for real!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The intention within this thread is to get to 175 and let the last comment be a positive one to blow away all the cobwebs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of you are on here looking for an Angelina Jolie and seeing that Jolly is not a word now much used in the english language you may have to learn to spell check.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of you are on here looking for a woman with a stance and a pose like Madonna and all your gonna find on here is a woman with a stance that says she isn't gonna!

Tell me I'm lying!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of you are on here looking for a Britney Spears but it would be too easy to tell you it may all end in tears and after all that time spent listening to her music!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tom Hardys next!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tom Hardys next!"
Next to not be found around these here parts...though you can keep looking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of you are on here looking for Johnny Depp but Johnny Depp hasn't even found himself yet so what chance have you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some of you are on here looking for Johnny Depp but Johnny Depp hasn't even found himself yet so what chance have you!"
It should read looking for (a) Johnny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bobs friends say he would fuck the arm out of an old army overcoat. Personally I’m a little less fussy. Xxx.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bobs friends say he would fuck the arm out of an old army overcoat. Personally I’m a little less fussy. Xxx. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of you are looking for a Stephen Spielberg a man with great directional abilities but I have yet to see any of the short films around here that pass for movies making the box office any time soon...I apologise there are three shorts and those usernames shall remain unmentioned.

This has been deviously added for you all to up the ante!

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