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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As I get older the more I turn to urban dictionary to understand the youth of today.

There are some words you really don’t want to know.

But to pass the evening away what words should we all look up on urban dictionary??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I get older the more I turn to urban dictionary to understand the youth of today.

There are some words you really don’t want to know.

But to pass the evening away what words should we all look up on urban dictionary??

"

Dirty + your name, real or user name.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As I get older the more I turn to urban dictionary to understand the youth of today.

There are some words you really don’t want to know.

But to pass the evening away what words should we all look up on urban dictionary??

Dirty + your name, real or user name. "

That is so funny and probably something I would do too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MELT

There a lot of them around!!!!

T

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"MELT

There a lot of them around!!!!

T"

I will be using that quite a lot now

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I’ve just discovered smushing, how on earth is that a thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bunch of Vicky Polards urban f@&k wits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just learnt docking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blumpkin …ew.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Dutch oven

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford

Cranking is another

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I just learnt docking "

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Cranking is another"

Are you speaking from experience?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just learnt docking "

Yeah it’s not something I will ever be doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blumpkin …ew."

Omg I couldn’t remember this word but was trying to think of it when I started the thread. Thanks for the reminder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dutch oven "

So romantic

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Dutch oven

So romantic "

I’d ask nicely…

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

There’s one really really horrendous one. Can’t remember it thank god. Keeps coming up on here every so often

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s one really really horrendous one. Can’t remember it thank god. Keeps coming up on here every so often "

If you do remember…. Keep it to yourself

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"There’s one really really horrendous one. Can’t remember it thank god. Keeps coming up on here every so often "

Blue waffle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dutch oven

So romantic

I’d ask nicely… "

As it’s you and depending on how nicely you ask…

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"There’s one really really horrendous one. Can’t remember it thank god. Keeps coming up on here every so often

Blue waffle? "

No it was worse than that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s one really really horrendous one. Can’t remember it thank god. Keeps coming up on here every so often

Blue waffle? "

There is something called the blue waffle effect. It’s the act of googling something after being told you really don’t want to

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"There’s one really really horrendous one. Can’t remember it thank god. Keeps coming up on here every so often

Blue waffle?

No it was worse than that! "

Noooooo…. It’s Mr Ms bad influence that gives us these filthy gems… where is he when you need him?!?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"There’s one really really horrendous one. Can’t remember it thank god. Keeps coming up on here every so often

Blue waffle?

No it was worse than that! "

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"There’s one really really horrendous one. Can’t remember it thank god. Keeps coming up on here every so often

If you do remember…. Keep it to yourself "

I will. I honestly couldn’t post it if I remembered! I remember it was sensuallover who posted it though. I’m sure he’ll be along shortly to remind us

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Dutch oven

So romantic

I’d ask nicely…

As it’s you and depending on how nicely you ask… "

Ah bollocks I’m not great at ‘nice’

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

This one could only happen to me! I've always had personalised registration numbers on all the vehicles, including FEJ which came off an original 1956 car. Now that I've got more registration numbers than I've got cars, I thought I'd dispose of a few including FEJ. So I looked online for companies and individuals who may be interested in FEJ, only to find urban dictionary and discovered that FEJ is actually female ejaculation, and the sentence used defining the word was, quote, "last night I went down on my bitch and she fejed all over my face " So if any of you fancy riding round with FEJ (female ejaculation) on your car, drop me a message.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dutch oven

So romantic

I’d ask nicely…

As it’s you and depending on how nicely you ask…

Ah bollocks I’m not great at ‘nice’ "

As fuck it then just do it then and laugh about it afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The youth of today?

You are only 46 ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The youth of today?

You are only 46 ha ha

"

Seriously I used to work with 20 year olds and I swear they spoke a different language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The youth of today?

You are only 46 ha ha

Seriously I used to work with 20 year olds and I swear they spoke a different language "

That's when you know you have to give up working at McDonald's and let them take over......ha ha ha

I'm joking obviously

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I is down with da kids

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Innit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quabbing a tab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The youth of today?

You are only 46 ha ha

Seriously I used to work with 20 year olds and I swear they spoke a different language

That's when you know you have to give up working at McDonald's and let them take over......ha ha ha

I'm joking obviously "

I head burger flipper now. I ain’t giving that up. 25 years it took me to get where I am today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quabbing a tab "

Wft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s one really really horrendous one. Can’t remember it thank god. Keeps coming up on here every so often "

Munting

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"There’s one really really horrendous one. Can’t remember it thank god. Keeps coming up on here every so often "

Alabama hot pocket. I felt sick after Googling it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s one really really horrendous one. Can’t remember it thank god. Keeps coming up on here every so often

Munting "

I so wish I hadn’t looked at that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s one really really horrendous one. Can’t remember it thank god. Keeps coming up on here every so often

Alabama hot pocket. I felt sick after Googling it.

"

Just no!!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"There’s one really really horrendous one. Can’t remember it thank god. Keeps coming up on here every so often

Munting

I so wish I hadn’t looked at that one "

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Hot Johnson… another of Mr Ms charming lines

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"There’s one really really horrendous one. Can’t remember it thank god. Keeps coming up on here every so often

Alabama hot pocket. I felt sick after Googling it.

Just no!!"

My words exactly…

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford


"Cranking is another

Are you speaking from experience? "

Gladly not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hot Johnson… another of Mr Ms charming lines "

I’ve just googled this and this is a hot dog stall called Hot Johnson’s. Just taken this from their FB page

West Virginia's best Hot Dog is back! Hot Johnson's offers a quick option for the "on the go" lifestyle!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Hot Johnson… another of Mr Ms charming lines

I’ve just googled this and this is a hot dog stall called Hot Johnson’s. Just taken this from their FB page

West Virginia's best Hot Dog is back! Hot Johnson's offers a quick option for the "on the go" lifestyle! "

Might be awkward to eat a hotdog at the same time…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alberta Chili Bowl

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Alberta Chili Bowl"

So gross.... What kind of person gets off on that...

Was going to call him a sicko but I think poor choice of words...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hot Johnson… another of Mr Ms charming lines

I’ve just googled this and this is a hot dog stall called Hot Johnson’s. Just taken this from their FB page

West Virginia's best Hot Dog is back! Hot Johnson's offers a quick option for the "on the go" lifestyle!

Might be awkward to eat a hotdog at the same time… "

But it’s on the go lifestyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just learnt docking

Yeah it’s not something I will ever be doing"

Good to know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s one really really horrendous one. Can’t remember it thank god. Keeps coming up on here every so often

Alabama hot pocket. I felt sick after Googling it.

Just no!!"

That is hilarious

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Hot Johnson… another of Mr Ms charming lines

I’ve just googled this and this is a hot dog stall called Hot Johnson’s. Just taken this from their FB page

West Virginia's best Hot Dog is back! Hot Johnson's offers a quick option for the "on the go" lifestyle!

Might be awkward to eat a hotdog at the same time…

But it’s on the go lifestyle "

Taking it on the chin goes to a whole new level…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hot Johnson… another of Mr Ms charming lines

I’ve just googled this and this is a hot dog stall called Hot Johnson’s. Just taken this from their FB page

West Virginia's best Hot Dog is back! Hot Johnson's offers a quick option for the "on the go" lifestyle!

Might be awkward to eat a hotdog at the same time…

But it’s on the go lifestyle

Taking it on the chin goes to a whole new level… "

Stiff upper lip and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt “ bear” today which apparently means lots of…….

So if I want to suck lots of cock I’d say “ bear cock” ….. I’m sure this is bullshit xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I learnt “ bear” today which apparently means lots of…….

So if I want to suck lots of cock I’d say “ bear cock” ….. I’m sure this is bullshit xxx"

My understanding of bear is a big hairy gay guy that are often sort out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learnt “ bear” today which apparently means lots of…….

So if I want to suck lots of cock I’d say “ bear cock” ….. I’m sure this is bullshit xxx

My understanding of bear is a big hairy gay guy that are often sort out. "

My understanding of bear is run like hell xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I learnt “ bear” today which apparently means lots of…….

So if I want to suck lots of cock I’d say “ bear cock” ….. I’m sure this is bullshit xxx

My understanding of bear is a big hairy gay guy that are often sort out.

My understanding of bear is run like hell xxx"

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Hot carl

Angry pirate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hot carl

Angry pirate "

I heard of angry pirate the other day

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Alaskan Pipeline.

(Is one not to look up)

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By *abfun94Man
over a year ago

leafy town

A bit of Bob sledding needs to go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was a formative 5 minute of googling! Why are so many based around poo?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

I kinda wish I hadn’t googled these before breakfast

And who makes these up? Is there an official board of urban dictionary people who meet and discuss what should be included?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I remind everyone to delete their search history after this thread ;-p

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Hot carl

Angry pirate

I heard of angry pirate the other day "

me too, had me chuckling.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Can I remind everyone to delete their search history after this thread ;-p "

Nope, live dangerously. I'd wager there's a number of folk took to incognito anywho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I remind everyone to delete their search history after this thread ;-p

Nope, live dangerously. I'd wager there's a number of folk took to incognito anywho "

And a fair few adds to bucket lists ;-p

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Can I remind everyone to delete their search history after this thread ;-p

Nope, live dangerously. I'd wager there's a number of folk took to incognito anywho

And a fair few adds to bucket lists ;-p "

To anyone who gets a kick in the knee, I apologise in advance for my addition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

while At uni My son used the urban Dictionary, to explain to lecturer what a “cum dumpster” was, as part of an investigation -

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks


"Can I remind everyone to delete their search history after this thread ;-p

Nope, live dangerously. I'd wager there's a number of folk took to incognito anywho

And a fair few adds to bucket lists ;-p "

I installed the urban dictionary app - I feel like someone who just did phrases in another language

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I remind everyone to delete their search history after this thread ;-p

Nope, live dangerously. I'd wager there's a number of folk took to incognito anywho

And a fair few adds to bucket lists ;-p "

Hopefully the angry pirate

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Can I remind everyone to delete their search history after this thread ;-p

Nope, live dangerously. I'd wager there's a number of folk took to incognito anywho

And a fair few adds to bucket lists ;-p

Hopefully the angry pirate "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I remind everyone to delete their search history after this thread ;-p

Nope, live dangerously. I'd wager there's a number of folk took to incognito anywho

And a fair few adds to bucket lists ;-p

Hopefully the angry pirate

"

Why do I feel the need to explore this further?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Can I remind everyone to delete their search history after this thread ;-p

Nope, live dangerously. I'd wager there's a number of folk took to incognito anywho

And a fair few adds to bucket lists ;-p

Hopefully the angry pirate

Why do I feel the need to explore this further? "

you should definitely do it if you're intrigued

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I remind everyone to delete their search history after this thread ;-p

Nope, live dangerously. I'd wager there's a number of folk took to incognito anywho

And a fair few adds to bucket lists ;-p

Hopefully the angry pirate

Why do I feel the need to explore this further? you should definitely do it if you're intrigued "

This might be a thread

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Can I remind everyone to delete their search history after this thread ;-p

Nope, live dangerously. I'd wager there's a number of folk took to incognito anywho

And a fair few adds to bucket lists ;-p

Hopefully the angry pirate

Why do I feel the need to explore this further? you should definitely do it if you're intrigued

This might be a thread "

As always I'm going to implore you to make the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I get older the more I turn to urban dictionary to understand the youth of today.

There are some words you really don’t want to know.

But to pass the evening away what words should we all look up on urban dictionary??

Dirty + your name, real or user name. "

Laughed my ass off when I looked those up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dutch oven "

A friend told me one which isn't on the urban dic. Called it Dracula's coffin.

Before your partner gets into bed, drop one under the covers so when they come to get into bed and pull back the duvet it's like opening Dracula's coffin

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

'Happy clapping' used to be a term for sport fans who only support when their team is winning. It can be known as something else though

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Angry Dragon makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inised to work with teenagers - I learnt what Spidermanning was from them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I kinda wish I hadn’t googled these before breakfast

And who makes these up? Is there an official board of urban dictionary people who meet and discuss what should be included?"

I would live to do this - meet every quarter for drinks and a good laugh.

I feel that 'gardening' is really a euphemism but cant decide for what?

Suggestions.....for gardening and other euphamisms....?

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