FabSwingers.com forum: Are you filthy minded?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nora's thread got me thinking... There are certain words that have both a sexual and 'regular' meaning that we can use to determine how filthy minded we are.

When you hear the word 'wand', do you think of vibrating orgasms or magic?

What other words have a double meaning and do you think of the filthy version straight away?? Or is there a tiny shred of innocence left inside you?

I think my mind is pure filth at this stage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pegging used to be for camping or hanging out the washing.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Of course I’m innocent!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

We have a system at work that is abbreviated to DP…

J x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Of course I’m innocent!

Bollox

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Facial always makes me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have a system at work that is abbreviated to DP…

J x"

I wouldn't be able to cope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flange and gusset, engineering terms and probably an 80's comedy act!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh gosh!!

Jo.Xx

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

When I hear the word wand I think of Sooty

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"We have a system at work that is abbreviated to DP…

J x"

Do you work in finance by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have degrees of both angelic innocence (shut up over there, I do

), and an incredibly filthy mind.

I think the filth is starting to overrule the innocence though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have a filthy mind, I have a sexy imagination

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Of course I’m innocent!

Bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facial always makes me chuckle "

Ha...me too!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Facial always makes me chuckle "

Nora you shock me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here's a test for you all...

Shaft.

Ball sack.

Balls.

Pussy.

Come on, what did you think of first?

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Baps... Never ever think of soft rolls nowadays..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean? I was telling her about Harry and how Hermione used hers on me once or twice.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Here's a test for you all...

Shaft.

Ball sack.

Balls.

Pussy.

Come on, what did you think of first?

I just looked at your tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Docking was something ships did…

Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here's a test for you all...

Shaft.

Ball sack.

Balls.

Pussy.

Come on, what did you think of first?

I just looked at your tits "

That doesn't even make sense

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Facial always makes me chuckle

Nora you shock me

Yay!! Did I?!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Nope. I'm far too shy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Docking was something ships did…

Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr "

I've never heard that used in a filthy context before? Omg do I still have some innocence?? Yay

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"We have a system at work that is abbreviated to DP…

J x

Do you work in finance by any chance?"

Yes for social services - it’s the Direct Payments system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's a test for you all...

Shaft.

Ball sack.

Balls.

Pussy.

Come on, what did you think of first?

Shaft - the film !

Ball sack - Yes, that

Balls - dog toys

Pussy - Galore

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"We have a system at work that is abbreviated to DP…

J x

Do you work in finance by any chance?

Yes for social services - it’s the Direct Payments system "

Ah different then. I worked in a bank and DP was used a lot x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Completely innocent. Absolutely 100%. Untainted of mind, some might say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Completely innocent. Absolutely 100%. Untainted of mind, some might say

Haha course you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Docking was something ships did…

Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr "

Erm what's the other meaning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Docking was something ships did…

Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr

Erm what's the other meaning?

I don't know either. I mean, I can make a guess, but I'm not sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My work involves terms like FAB and MMF. I snigger.

But I snigger at almost anything

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Facial always makes me chuckle

Nora you shock me

Yay!! Did I?!!

And that takes some doing haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Docking was something ships did…

Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr

I've never heard that used in a filthy context before? Omg do I still have some innocence?? Yay

Google Jimmy Carr docking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Docking was something ships did…

Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr

I've never heard that used in a filthy context before? Omg do I still have some innocence?? Yay

Google Jimmy Carr docking

That's sooooooo much effort

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Completely innocent. Absolutely 100%. Untainted of mind, some might say

Haha course you are

I'm so glad you agree..... there are some who don't seem to believe me! Outrageous!

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

"Baps... Never ever think of soft rolls nowadays.. "

Baps is such a great word - nice pair of babs.

Female dog breeder's, what lovely puppies you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant even look at a fab lolly or pineapples in the same way

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CBT seems to be an oft used acronym for various trading courses and I just can’t see it in anyway but filthy these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Docking was something ships did…

Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr

I've never heard that used in a filthy context before? Omg do I still have some innocence?? Yay

Google Jimmy Carr docking

That's sooooooo much effort

Haha it’s two guys… but I’m not explaining xx you can stay innocent xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I cant even look at a fab lolly or pineapples in the same way

Mrs "

Pineapples?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Docking was something ships did…

Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr

Erm what's the other meaning?

I don't know either. I mean, I can make a guess, but I'm not sure!"

It’s inserting an erect knob into the foreskin of another mans floppy cock and having a little wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Docking was something ships did…

Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr

Erm what's the other meaning?

I don't know either. I mean, I can make a guess, but I'm not sure!

It’s inserting an erect knob into the foreskin of another mans floppy cock and having a little wank

Oh my!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Docking was something ships did…

Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr

Erm what's the other meaning?

I don't know either. I mean, I can make a guess, but I'm not sure!

It’s inserting an erect knob into the foreskin of another mans floppy cock and having a little wank

What a surprise that you're the one to explain it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Completely innocent. Absolutely 100%. Untainted of mind, some might say

What an absolute load of bollocks

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

When people mention fruit especially Banana i just can't get cock out of my mind. It's worse when you are eating it and someone looks at you, I must be naughty but hey ho the halo can slip sometimes.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Completely innocent. Absolutely 100%. Untainted of mind, some might say

What an absolute load of bollocks

Says the porn distributor

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Docking was something ships did…

Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr

Erm what's the other meaning?

I don't know either. I mean, I can make a guess, but I'm not sure!

It’s inserting an erect knob into the foreskin of another mans floppy cock and having a little wank

What a surprise that you're the one to explain it

I’m just a fountain of knowledge

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Completely innocent. Absolutely 100%. Untainted of mind, some might say

What an absolute load of bollocks

Says the porn distributor "

Oh ffs it never ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learned to filter myself. When in company I can keep a straight face while double entendres roll around the conversation

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Completely innocent. Absolutely 100%. Untainted of mind, some might say

What an absolute load of bollocks

Says the porn distributor

Oh ffs it never ends

I'm innocent, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a system at work that is abbreviated to DP…

J x

Do you work in finance by any chance?"

Could be the marine industry. I have to stifle a laugh and pause to think before I open my mouth and use the intended meaning of the abbreviation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant even look at a fab lolly or pineapples in the same way

Mrs

Pineapples? "

Google upside-down pineapple meaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant even look at a fab lolly or pineapples in the same way

Mrs

Pineapples? "

pineapple that is turned upside down is when there is someone looking for a swinger party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Docking was something ships did…

Thanks for the knowledge Jimmy Carr

Erm what's the other meaning?

I don't know either. I mean, I can make a guess, but I'm not sure!

It’s inserting an erect knob into the foreskin of another mans floppy cock and having a little wank

What a surprise that you're the one to explain it

I’m just a fountain of knowledge

Aren't you just!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I lost all my innocence a long time ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I straight up say my heads in the gutter lol

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By *r DiverseMan
over a year ago

Binfield

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Completely innocent. Absolutely 100%. Untainted of mind, some might say

What an absolute load of bollocks

Says the porn distributor

Oh ffs it never ends

I'm innocent, right?

Pure as the driven snow

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Completely innocent. Absolutely 100%. Untainted of mind, some might say

What an absolute load of bollocks

Says the porn distributor

Oh ffs it never ends

I'm innocent, right?

Pure as the driven snow

There it is.

I feel that should be your status.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a fine balance of filth and innocence

I can no longer hear or see the words “swing”, “leather”, and “play” without thinking the naughty version first and then catching myself. Sheepishly checking my surroundings to ponder if I should let my imagination run wild... or go back to being proper

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Completely innocent. Absolutely 100%. Untainted of mind, some might say

What an absolute load of bollocks

Says the porn distributor

Oh ffs it never ends

I'm innocent, right?

Pure as the driven snow

There it is.

I feel that should be your status."

That I'm pure as the driven snow?? Good idea

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Completely innocent. Absolutely 100%. Untainted of mind, some might say

What an absolute load of bollocks

Says the porn distributor

Oh ffs it never ends

I'm innocent, right?

Pure as the driven snow

There it is.

I feel that should be your status.

That I'm pure as the driven snow?? Good idea

Yes. This what I meant

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Completely innocent. Absolutely 100%. Untainted of mind, some might say

What an absolute load of bollocks

Says the porn distributor

Oh ffs it never ends

I'm innocent, right?

Pure as the driven snow

There it is.

I feel that should be your status.

That I'm pure as the driven snow?? Good idea

Yes. This what I meant

Haha

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

In my job I mention lube an awful lot and I have never ever stopped grinning internally whilst discussing the merits of dry lube and wet lube. Highly recommend a deep penetrant lube though

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Facial always makes me chuckle "

Same!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I cant even look at a fab lolly or pineapples in the same way

Mrs

Pineapples?

pineapple that is turned upside down is when there is someone looking for a swinger party."

Oh I never knew that. Clearly I'm less filthy than I thought. I need to be corrupted

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

My mind is corrupted and there is no turning back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were playing scribble online with friends. The game showed a hint that the first two letters are PE. There I went and typed pegging. After it showed up on screen, all I could do was hope that no one else understood.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

anyone want to give me a nice pearl necklace?

anyone into snow balling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"anyone want to give me a nice pearl necklace?

anyone into snow balling?

Yeah pearl necklaces have been totally ruined now

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

CBT and ATM will slways make me smile in the vanilla world

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

My mind is horrifically filthy.

One guy at work who knows I fancy him almost despairs at having conversations with me because he knows I'm hearing and imagining something completely to what he's actually saying

I can make an innuendo out of pretty much anything he says!

Sausage

Hole

Fist

Off the top of my head.

Head...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, my mind is pure innocence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope, my mind is pure innocence.

Sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, my mind is pure innocence.

Sure

Nice tits love I'd give them a 10 out 10 even though I've never looked because I am innocent!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope, my mind is pure innocence.

Sure

Nice tits love I'd give them a 10 out 10 even though I've never looked because I am innocent!

My innocent mind is so offended by this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone want to give me a nice pearl necklace?

anyone into snow balling?

Yeah pearl necklaces have been totally ruined now

Wait a minute. Looks like I am innocent indeed. What does pearl necklace mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"anyone want to give me a nice pearl necklace?

anyone into snow balling?

Yeah pearl necklaces have been totally ruined now

Wait a minute. Looks like I am innocent indeed. What does pearl necklace mean?"

You're kidding right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone want to give me a nice pearl necklace?

anyone into snow balling?

Yeah pearl necklaces have been totally ruined now

Wait a minute. Looks like I am innocent indeed. What does pearl necklace mean?

You're kidding right

Just checked the internet

That's why wise people said known is a drop, unknown is an ocean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"anyone want to give me a nice pearl necklace?

anyone into snow balling?

Yeah pearl necklaces have been totally ruined now

Wait a minute. Looks like I am innocent indeed. What does pearl necklace mean?

You're kidding right

Just checked the internet

That's why wise people said known is a drop, unknown is an ocean."

Learning should indeed be life long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tongue and groove, who doesn't love a bit of wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t have a filthy mind, I have a sexy imagination

Love this x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll have a hard time not finding 1 track minds on here, a very hard time

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