FabSwingers.com forum: What was the last thing you had delivered?

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

What was the last thing you had delivered?...

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Fish and chips on Wednesday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son’s trainers…..and they look too small. I knew I should’ve gone to a shop to get a pair!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A silky dress to wear to a party. It was too small. Booo

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Fish and chips on Wednesday night "

I hope they were very tasty...

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By *ickyquimCouple
over a year ago

north west

Some photography equipment - nudgenudge winkwink say no more.

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

A calculator

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By *rangesmartieWoman
over a year ago

Devon

Condoms and lube

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Lab coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum.

Or did you mean another type of delivery?

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bills

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"My son’s trainers…..and they look too small. I knew I should’ve gone to a shop to get a pair!!

I very rarely buy clothes or shoes online and still prefer to go to store.

I hope you can send those trainers back for some bigger ones....

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

2x sensory deprivation hoods

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

New corset

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Giant bag of pick and mix

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"What was the last thing you had delivered?...

Kids school work!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A silky dress to wear to a party. It was too small. Booo"

I hope you still have time to get another dress before the party.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I really want to say something cool and sexy like a new Lelo sex toy or some suggestive lingerie, nipple clamps...

But no, it was a Halloween candle.

This is why I'm not sexy.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Some photography equipment - nudgenudge winkwink say no more. "

I look forward to seeing any new photos

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Two pairs of trousers and Honing oil, all for work.

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By *ickyquimCouple
over a year ago

north west

"Some photography equipment - nudgenudge winkwink say no more.

I look forward to seeing any new photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh don’t even I’m waiting on “next day delivery” (today) … *grunt it’s Hermes delivering some new boots and they’ve not even left the depot

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

A Baby......only joking x

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

A box of crisps arrived this morning

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A lovely new, bigger washing machine

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm waiting on a food mixer I ordered 2 days ago.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A calculator

How do you count cows?

With a cowculator.....

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By *arried-BBW-LookingWoman
over a year ago

Truro

Get of my garden cat crystals

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Cum.

Or did you mean another type of delivery? "

I guess that also counts as a delivery.

I hope it was on time

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Bills

I hate those kind of deliveries!

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By *isspurplechesterWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Steel toe work boots

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Giant bag of pick and mix

How big are we talking?....

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Good Afternoon Ash

A cradle car vent phone holder was my last delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bed restraints

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

A tiny free sample of mens aftershave

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I really want to say something cool and sexy like a new Lelo sex toy or some suggestive lingerie, nipple clamps...

But no, it was a Halloween candle.

This is why I'm not sexy."

I will not have you say such a thing !

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A box of crisps arrived this morning

A box....what flavour are they?....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

20 metres of 8mm blue rope

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good Afternoon Ash

A cradle car vent phone holder was my last delivery "

Good afternoon compersion...I hope you are well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Good Afternoon Ash

A cradle car vent phone holder was my last delivery

Good afternoon compersion...I hope you are well

I am very well thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new clutch for my Husqvarna chainsaw

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A pair of new trainers for my son £125!

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By *eWillMakeYouSquirtCouple
over a year ago

leicester

Car petrol pump not looking forward to doing that job lol

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

An ironing board

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

"A box of crisps arrived this morning

A box....what flavour are they?....

Salt and vinegar chipsticks

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"20 metres of 8mm blue rope

Thats a lot of rope Posh.....

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"A box of crisps arrived this morning

A box....what flavour are they?....

Salt and vinegar chipsticks

Wow, they still make them, not seen those since childhood

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A pair of new trainers for my son £125!

That was an expensive pair!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Szechwan pepper corns

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Car petrol pump not looking forward to doing that job lol"

I hope it goes well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gucci shirt this morning

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

28mm Victrix Napoleonic Artillery.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I really want to say something cool and sexy like a new Lelo sex toy or some suggestive lingerie, nipple clamps...

But no, it was a Halloween candle.

This is why I'm not sexy.

I will not have you say such a thing !

It's too late Ash, it's on the screen. Can't be retracted.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Shoe rack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some gold printing ink and some masking plastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two books xx

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"An ironing board

My friend took his iron to the office today...he had some very pressing business to deal with.

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By *rviennaCouple
over a year ago

Kent

A new pair of shoes… with pineapples on the bottom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Payslip

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Oh I lied last time . Last thing was a big American style fridge freezer. Had to take all the doors off to get it in

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Star projection light for my daughter's birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hair mask

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Dog treats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog food and lovehoney delivery turned up at the same time(different couriers)

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Shoe rack

How many do you have?...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Two books xx"

What are they about? x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"A pair of new trainers for my son £125!

That was an expensive pair!"

He laughed at me when I said his budget was £80

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Shoe rack

How many do you have?...

No comment

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A new pair of shoes… with pineapples on the bottom!"

Pineapples?

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Glyphosate…

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Shoes…..always shoes…..I have over 200 pairs

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent

"What was the last thing you had delivered?...

Some magic cards for my sons birthday unfortunately I did order these in a rush and didn’t realise they were all written in German

He saw the funny side and said he will learn the language so all was not lost

Ms D

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Shoe rack

How many do you have?...

No comment

I had to get a shoe rack for Lornas shoes

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Shoes…..always shoes…..I have over 200 pairs

200

I think you might need several shoe racks!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Couple of weeks ago now, but a new shirt

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

5m Lan cable

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What was the last thing you had delivered?...

Some magic cards for my sons birthday unfortunately I did order these in a rush and didn’t realise they were all written in German

He saw the funny side and said he will learn the language so all was not lost

Ms D

He could end up being famous in Germany doing magic tricks

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Shoes…..always shoes…..I have over 200 pairs

200

I think you might need several shoe racks!"

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

12,000 litres of white diesel and 7,500 litres of red diesel for work trucks and machinery.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Couple of weeks ago now, but a new shirt "

I tried to buy a camouflage shirt yesterday but couldn't find any.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ohhhh don’t even I’m waiting on “next day delivery” (today) … *grunt it’s Hermes delivering some new boots and they’ve not even left the depot

Mine was a new mascara how exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoes…..always shoes…..I have over 200 pairs

Are you foot locker?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Electric toothbrush

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

A paddling pool

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Electric toothbrush"

Durt burd

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Electric toothbrush

Durt burd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee beans

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By *as_no_ideaCouple
over a year ago

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Lilac hair dye and a re-stock of coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego

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By *ager4moreWoman
over a year ago

Warrington

A ceiling swing, a door swing, a plastic sheet and door restraints.

I’m having a party for my birthday.

Still looking for single ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A letter about a free flu jab

not the most exciting delivery

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Dog food

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Some rugs for the bedroom.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"20 metres of 8mm blue rope

Thats a lot of rope Posh.....

It is indeed

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

A wireless keyboard and mouse set...I forgot to pack my keyboard when I came home and I don't like my laptop keyboard.

I've got a whiteboard and markers coming this evening...exciting, eh?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A promotional gift from Jo Malone - I was very surprised! Thought someone had sent it to me but nope ….. the card says it’s from Jo Malone

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

3 boxes from Amazon that the kids have ordered.

For us it was a patio heater

J x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Couple of weeks ago now, but a new shirt

I tried to buy a camouflage shirt yesterday but couldn't find any.

Oh dear

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Two Schwalbe tyres for my hybrid bike.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

We've just had our post delivered. No idea what it is, as I haven't been to pick it up yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new dress

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Bad news

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Bad news

What?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Chlorine granules

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

A PoE network switch and some new cable rods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large bar of dairy milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massage ball

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Jeans that I'm too short and fat to wear

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Face cream and laminating pouches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KFC and it was lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer from Greene King

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beer from Greene King

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good start to Friday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chair sashes.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Chair sashes.

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A new pc mouse....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butt Plug

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area

"A new pc mouse.... "

Some new dumbbells.

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two dress set

Hate that when they do the same dress but in different Lengths

Just had to have it in mini and maxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new pair of R M Williams

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A new dress today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some black ribbon to lace up my multitude of corsets...

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Nail varnish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new dress today

Looks like it came just in time, that one in your profile pic has holes in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh I new have a new one.

Best man socks!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Today...new nipple bars,anklets,stockings and condoms

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Today...new nipple bars,anklets,stockings and condoms

I think we’re going to need proof of the new nipple bars and stockings

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Footwear from a specialist company in Germany, which I had been researching for months in order to get a product that satisfied my tight specifications; superb and well worth the time and effort invested.

I wouldn't have got a better product from a bespoke manufacturer in GB.

I smile every time I put them on; already planning my next purchase; but Brexit has significantly complicated the matter.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

A new bed for the spare room.

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