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By *ouvak OP Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

61 days to chrimbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut it

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By *ouvak OP Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Shut it

i will not young lady so sit on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shut it

I can't the latch is broken

Will take about 5 days to repair!

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By *ouvak OP Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

60 shopping days

60 sleep nighs

60 shagging days

60 masterbating days

60 licking days

then santa cum's and spoils you rotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im santa.

i only cum once a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can so quickly go off someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shut it

i will not young lady so sit on it

thats not very gentlemanly is it mr touvy

im shocked....my flabber has never been so gasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shut it

i will not young lady so sit on it

thats not very gentlemanly is it mr touvy

im shocked....my flabber has never been so gasted

Dreadful isnt it hun

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By *ouvak OP Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

ring the bells and drape the walls with ivy and holy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terrible.

give that man a slap.

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By *ouvak OP Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

tis the seaon to be jolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well bend over, we wanna hang the holly

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"61 days to chrimbo

Feck off Gramps!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ho, Ho, fucking Ho

What a crock of shit

We all work for Santa Claus

We've had enough, we quit.

Coz we do all the fuckin work

While he stars in the show

Stick ya christmas up yer arse

Ho, Ho, fucking Ho

I love Xmas, can't wait for it. We got our Xmas farm turkey sorted and go pick it up on Xmas Eve. Got my family coming up from down south and we're off to Beamish on Xmas Eve for a traditional Edwardian Xmas then back home to watch The Santa Clause before putting the kids to bed and then I am cooking dinner for 9 on Xmas Day.... can't wait!!

I hope it is one day said of me, "He knew how to keep Christmas!"

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By *ouvak OP Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"61 days to chrimbo

Feck off Gramps!!!!"

thats not nice now is it, and here i am trying to bring a little joy and happiness into the forums, and i get abused( i wish lol )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wait til sat touvy

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By *ouvak OP Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Just wait til sat touvy

is that a threat or a promice ?

if it's a threat i'm bringing my mum to sort you out so ner ner ner

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"61 days to chrimbo

Feck off Gramps!!!!

thats not nice now is it, and here i am trying to bring a little joy and happiness into the forums, and i get abused( i wish lol )

Bahhhh!!!!

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By *ouvak OP Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"61 days to chrimbo

Feck off Gramps!!!!

thats not nice now is it, and here i am trying to bring a little joy and happiness into the forums, and i get abused( i wish lol )

Bahhhh!!!!"

your bahhhhhhhhhhhh sucks my BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH is bigger and louder lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wait til sat touvy

is that a threat or a promice ?

if it's a threat i'm bringing my mum to sort you out so ner ner ner

Is that ment to scare me

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"61 days to chrimbo

Feck off Gramps!!!!

thats not nice now is it, and here i am trying to bring a little joy and happiness into the forums, and i get abused( i wish lol )

Bahhhh!!!!

your bahhhhhhhhhhhh sucks my BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH is bigger and louder lol

Does it need to be louder cos you a bit deaf Gramps???? hehehehe

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By *ouvak OP Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Just wait til sat touvy

is that a threat or a promice ?

if it's a threat i'm bringing my mum to sort you out so ner ner ner

Is that ment to scare me

well she scare's the shit out of me, lmao she'd scare the wicked witch of the west she would i kid you not

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By *ouvak OP Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"61 days to chrimbo

Feck off Gramps!!!!

thats not nice now is it, and here i am trying to bring a little joy and happiness into the forums, and i get abused( i wish lol )

Bahhhh!!!!

your bahhhhhhhhhhhh sucks my BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH is bigger and louder lol

Does it need to be louder cos you a bit deaf Gramps???? hehehehe"

hey i might be old but i assure you that all parts are in good working order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wait til sat touvy

is that a threat or a promice ?

if it's a threat i'm bringing my mum to sort you out so ner ner ner

Is that ment to scare me

well she scare's the shit out of me, lmao she'd scare the wicked witch of the west she would i kid you not

Well im the wicked witch of the north so bring it on mwahahahahahah

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By *ouvak OP Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

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By *ouvak OP Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Just wait til sat touvy

is that a threat or a promice ?

if it's a threat i'm bringing my mum to sort you out so ner ner ner

Is that ment to scare me

well she scare's the shit out of me, lmao she'd scare the wicked witch of the west she would i kid you not

Well im the wicked witch of the north so bring it on mwahahahahahah

you might well be wicked, but i'm not going for the witch bit not in a million humps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wait til sat touvy

is that a threat or a promice ?

if it's a threat i'm bringing my mum to sort you out so ner ner ner

Is that ment to scare me

well she scare's the shit out of me, lmao she'd scare the wicked witch of the west she would i kid you not

Well im the wicked witch of the north so bring it on mwahahahahahah

you might well be wicked, but i'm not going for the witch bit not in a million humps

Aw uve softened me up now u charmer u lol

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By *ouvak OP Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Just wait til sat touvy

is that a threat or a promice ?

if it's a threat i'm bringing my mum to sort you out so ner ner ner

Is that ment to scare me

well she scare's the shit out of me, lmao she'd scare the wicked witch of the west she would i kid you not

Well im the wicked witch of the north so bring it on mwahahahahahah

you might well be wicked, but i'm not going for the witch bit not in a million humps

Aw uve softened me up now u charmer u lol"

if you thinks me words are charming you ought to see what happens when someone starts playing the flute lmao

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"61 days to chrimbo

Feck off Gramps!!!!

thats not nice now is it, and here i am trying to bring a little joy and happiness into the forums, and i get abused( i wish lol )

Bahhhh!!!!

your bahhhhhhhhhhhh sucks my BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH is bigger and louder lol

Does it need to be louder cos you a bit deaf Gramps???? hehehehe

hey i might be old but i assure you that all parts are in good working order

Good for you , hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wait til sat touvy

is that a threat or a promice ?

if it's a threat i'm bringing my mum to sort you out so ner ner ner

Is that ment to scare me

well she scare's the shit out of me, lmao she'd scare the wicked witch of the west she would i kid you not

Well im the wicked witch of the north so bring it on mwahahahahahah

you might well be wicked, but i'm not going for the witch bit not in a million humps

Aw uve softened me up now u charmer u lol

if you thinks me words are charming you ought to see what happens when someone starts playing the flute lmao

Wot like a snake charmer

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By *ouvak OP Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"61 days to chrimbo

Feck off Gramps!!!!

thats not nice now is it, and here i am trying to bring a little joy and happiness into the forums, and i get abused( i wish lol )

Bahhhh!!!!

your bahhhhhhhhhhhh sucks my BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH is bigger and louder lol

Does it need to be louder cos you a bit deaf Gramps???? hehehehe

hey i might be old but i assure you that all parts are in good working order

Good for you , hehehehe"

just need a little more time these days that all lmao, but hey time is plentyful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so whens easter ,,, shall we all start buying cream eggs,,,, call me a scrooge but christmas is like x-factor,,, one big fookin con ,,, and sooner folks realise the better

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over a year ago

"so whens easter ,,, shall we all start buying cream eggs,,,, call me a scrooge but christmas is like x-factor,,, one big fookin con ,,, and sooner folks realise the better "

So you know the commercial side of Christmas is a bit of a con. So what. You don't have to buy into that if you don't want to but what a miserable world we would live in if we didn't take a few days out each year just to tell our nearest and dearest how happy we are to have them in our lives. That's what Christmas means to me. I love my kinfolk 365 days of the year but am not always around to tell them so. Christmas lets me spoil them a bit.

I want my children to look back many many years from now when I'm no longer around and smile with fond rememberance of how Daddy used to make Christmas special for them, and then hope they do the same for their own children, coz that's what it's all about really isn't it - memory building.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blah humbug ,,, u dont need a day on the commercial callender to tell ya loved ones ya love them ,,,, its a big con ,,,,,,, a VERY VERY BIG CON

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so whens easter ,,, shall we all start buying cream eggs,,,, call me a scrooge but christmas is like x-factor,,, one big fookin con ,,, and sooner folks realise the better

Couldn't agree with you more Honey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so whens easter ,,, shall we all start buying cream eggs,,,, call me a scrooge but christmas is like x-factor,,, one big fookin con ,,, and sooner folks realise the better

Couldn't agree with you more Honey.

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,,,, lol ,,, the suits have won i,m outa this one ,,, see u all in the january sales ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas is so much more different when u ave kids for defo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep ,,,,, true ,,, much more expensive ... blame argos ,, with that book of dreams

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