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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ive lived in my home now for 15 yrs and i must have had about 30 or more toilet seats....ive bought expensive ones to cheap ones yet the same thing happens every single time...the left hand bracket breaks......confused.com i certainly am.....so now here i am.screwing on yet another loo seat and knowing its going to be on a few.weeks cos im having the bathroom all.done....and getting yet another loo.seat to match the theme of my bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my case it's usually the right-hand bracket that goes and yes it's usually about 4 or 5 months max, irrespective of whether I pay £3 or £40 for one, so now I've given up on the expensive ones and just go for the cheap ones

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

What are you guys doing to your toilet seats?? I've had the same on for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all based on which way you move your body to wipe your bum

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

my toilet seats are the same but its probably because of my hippo ass! You sit on it and slide to the left!!!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

my toilet seats are the same but its probably because of my hippo ass! You sit on it and slide to the left!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well i did an experiment whilst not having the loo seat on ..and i dont move my ass to get the loo roll so ive no idea what we do....and canny blame the ass as it used to be smaller and still we had to get new seats...i even bought a new loo thinking it was that.....might aswell stock up on loo seats like i do loo roll...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a hand rail...

Use that to lower yourselves up and down and when you squiggle around.

Just tell friends you have elderly relatives

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buy a hand rail...

Use that to lower yourselves up and down and when you squiggle around.

Just tell friends you have elderly relatives "

Hand rail....ohhh lordy.......

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I have a hand rail and raised toilet seat, lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a hand rail and raised toilet seat, lol! "

Do u...really???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning, saw the rant and just couldn't resist the toilet humour!!

You might just find that the hole for the scre on the left is about a millimetre bugger than the other, and that caused the screw to move a little every time you park your naughty little bum.

And because it keep s moving, it gets loose and breaks.

A real pain in the ass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could it be the angle you sit down at? Is the loo tucked away in a corner of the bathroom? Ours did the same thing for ages until a friend in the trade gave us a super duper commercial one with soft close hinges. Since then (touch wood) we've had no issues and it's over a year.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Or...think like a man and leave it up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning, saw the rant and just couldn't resist the toilet humour!!

You might just find that the hole for the scre on the left is about a millimetre bugger than the other, and that caused the screw to move a little every time you park your naughty little bum.

And because it keep s moving, it gets loose and breaks.

A real pain in the ass lol

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Morning sweetie ..hope u had fun last nite

The bracket breaks too tho....and thank you missy for the toilet humour x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could it be the angle you sit down at? Is the loo tucked away in a corner of the bathroom? Ours did the same thing for ages until a friend in the trade gave us a super duper commercial one with soft close hinges. Since then (touch wood) we've had no issues and it's over a year."

Nope its in the middle of room loads of space...must be mi ass....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive lived in my home now for 15 yrs and i must have had about 30 or more toilet seats....ive bought expensive ones to cheap ones yet the same thing happens every single time...the left hand bracket breaks......confused.com i certainly am.....so now here i am.screwing on yet another loo seat and knowing its going to be on a few.weeks cos im having the bathroom all.done....and getting yet another loo.seat to match the theme of my bathroom "

metal bracket all was okj

gibbs and dandy do a metal bracket. same used to happen to ours. once we used the

metal bracket all was ok.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Most of my loo seats ave been metal brackets....the new one is too.....

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By *ason 335Man
over a year ago

Reading

Spray the hinges with wd40 don't

Want those hinges going rusty.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all based on which way you move your body to wipe your bum "

I agree, and although you've tested it without a toilet seat, are you the only one who uses toilet. Do you live alone ? It could be the other people using it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No i dont live alone but wen said subjects come back they shall go thru the rigourous testing as i did ....and we shall see

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