FabSwingers.com forum: Cracking first messages

By *EAT..85 OP Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've had some cracking first messages today! I don't get many because of how tight I keep my settings but today has been bountiful:

What's my bra size?

Do I deep throat until I throw up?

Who do I model for? (

)

They're more entertaining at least than hey/hi/hello I guess

Any more anonnymous messaging delights to add?

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

I want to enter you through the anus…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice legs, what time do they open?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Are you free at 7.30PM to use my face?

Said correspondent gave an area etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had some cracking first messages today! I don't get many because of how tight I keep my settings but today has been bountiful:

What's my bra size?

Do I deep throat until I throw up?

Who do I model for? (

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They're more entertaining at least than hey/hi/hello I guess

Any more anonnymous messaging delights to add? "

*scribbles in note pad*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get

I bet your balks are full

Would you like to

Unload in my mouth

Always blokes though unfortunately

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I'm too old to even message you any filth heat

My favourite was (ethnicity of said person) here to throttle you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yeah I got one the other day

Can he shag my throat and can I be sick on his dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I got one the other day

Can he shag my throat and can I be sick on his dick

What is the matter with people. They are just sick. Lol

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

That's where I've been going wrong... No more Mr nice guy from now on...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Mills and Boon writers are using this site now then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today

Can I come and fuck you in the ass

Do you meet men in nappies

How’s your cunt

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By *aytMan
over a year ago

Crieff

I always knew such messages were a possibility, but am shocked every time I read these and I still don't understand how one can genuinely think this will lead to any type of conversation ever!

Thought it was a bit of a disadvantage on here but in the end I guess I'm glad I'm a man, I don't get many of these.

Well, I don't get many messages at all really, hahaha, but I'm fine with it.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yeah I got one the other day

Can he shag my throat and can I be sick on his dick

What is the matter with people. They are just sick. Lol

I know hun xx I said my throat is selective xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Today

Can I come and fuck you in the ass

Do you meet men in nappies

How’s your cunt

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

will you be my mummy/older sister/auntie and can I f88k you?

W T F ??? No.

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By *lhr1061Man
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Had a guy offer to pay me if I'd let him suck me off, that's a first for me

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Had a guy offer to pay me if I'd let him suck me off, that's a first for me

How much did you make?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I don't get any filthy / disturbing messages like that.

I'm not sure if I should bevhappy or sad to be missing out

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Recently

So you want your feet worshipped?

Where do you work, I've seen you before somewhere

Are you alone

Can I ask you a question

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By *lhr1061Man
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Not my thing, but I suppose I should have been flattered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had some cracking first messages today! I don't get many because of how tight I keep my settings but today has been bountiful:

What's my bra size?

Do I deep throat until I throw up?

Who do I model for? (

)

They're more entertaining at least than hey/hi/hello I guess

Any more anonnymous messaging delights to add? "

At least you get first messages instead of being the sender every time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna plow you into next week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I got one the other day

Can he shag my throat and can I be sick on his dick

What is the matter with people. They are just sick. Lol

I know hun xx I said my throat is selective xx

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Monday I got one that just said

“fake”

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"I get

I bet your balks are full

Would you like to

Unload in my mouth

Always blokes though unfortunately "

Can I unload my balls in your mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked if I could take a wine bottle

Said I preferred prosecco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get

I bet your balks are full

Would you like to

Unload in my mouth

Always blokes though unfortunately

Can I unload my balls in your mouth? "

Wel…? Can I…? (Disclaimer: I didn’t send this lol) xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked if I could take a wine bottle

Said I preferred prosecco

Yeah but can you tho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked if I could take a wine bottle

Said I preferred prosecco

Yeah but can you tho?

Behave you

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Cab you cum in me and then watch my husband fuck me?"

Erm, no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After being a member here for a few months, I am now convinced that women are by far more intelligent than men.

Most disgusting message that I have received was just the other day "can I lick your unwiped ass clean and will you let me drink your piss." Wish we could post photos of these messages in the forum.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I’ve had a couple of interesting chaps offer to do interesting things to my bottom today…

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’ve had a couple of interesting chaps offer to do interesting things to my bottom today… "

Paint it?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I’ve had a couple of interesting chaps offer to do interesting things to my bottom today…

Paint it?"

Plaster it in something

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By *ickyquimCouple
over a year ago

north west

"Yeah I got one the other day

Can he shag my throat and can I be sick on his dick

I was talking about this with hubby last night wondering how many people are into vom.

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs

I had a guy once send me a picture of an extremely gross, cheesy cock with a message telling me (not asking me) to meet him in a public lavatory in a local park so he can bareback me.

Even more bizarre was when I deleted it he messaged “why u not reply? I need fuck u now”

Blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a guy offer to pay me if I'd let him suck me off, that's a first for me

Oh I had one of those years ago. £100 for everyone of his mates that could unload on my face

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Oh my favourite recently was a guy wanting me to watch him measure his tiny penis and the one who offered to suck himself off while I watched…curiosity was almost there

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"I’ve had a couple of interesting chaps offer to do interesting things to my bottom today… "

What if I offered those things too…

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yeah I got one the other day

Can he shag my throat and can I be sick on his dick

I was talking about this with hubby last night wondering how many people are into vom.

Well not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it be weird that I could probably name which guys sent the messages quoted?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would it be weird that I could probably name which guys sent the messages quoted?

Dont do that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it be weird that I could probably name which guys sent the messages quoted?

Don’t get banned lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yo" that's all just "yo" how do even reply to that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one recently that was particularly graphic, very selfish and pretty awful....

I ended up replying back saying, how about I fuck your arse till you cry.

He liked the idea though so it backfired.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I had one recently that was particularly graphic, very selfish and pretty awful....

I ended up replying back saying, how about I fuck your arse till you cry.

He liked the idea though so it backfired. "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

""Yo" that's all just "yo" how do even reply to that lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it be weird that I could probably name which guys sent the messages quoted?

Dont do that x"

Oh I know not to. That's why I put could.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would it be weird that I could probably name which guys sent the messages quoted?

Dont do that x

Oh I know not to. That's why I put could.

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it be weird that I could probably name which guys sent the messages quoted?

Don’t get banned lol xx"

Why not?

(I'm joking of course)

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Yeah I got one the other day

Can he shag my throat and can I be sick on his dick

I get this a few times, too.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yeah I got one the other day

Can he shag my throat and can I be sick on his dick

I get this a few times, too.

I know xx

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Had a lot of "Hi Mrs is away but I am free fancy meeting" messages today.

All have got the same response.

"What a coincidence Mrs at work but I am free where do you want to meet."

Not one has taken up the offer

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

""Yo" that's all just "yo" how do even reply to that lol"

How about “ ‘sup”

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

They seem to all be a bit more interesting and animated than the lazy shit I get :-

‘Hey’

‘Hey Hun’ (fucking loath that word)

‘How’s you’

‘How you do in’

‘Nice Cock’

Etc etc exfuckingcetera

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"I've had some cracking first messages today! I don't get many because of how tight I keep my settings but today has been bountiful:

What's my bra size?

Do I deep throat until I throw up?

Who do I model for? (

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They're more entertaining at least than hey/hi/hello I guess

Any more anonnymous messaging delights to add? "

I do not remember most of them as I treat them as spam and get rid of them quickly but there seems to be a common theme recently of a variation "I will be in London today/tomoorrow/o X day" asking if I am interested in "fun". Oh goody, are we going to play darts then?

The most hilarious one was so smug and arrogant that it was absurd, writing something along the lines that he is letting me know in advance that he will be at X hotel, he wants to have fun and that he would be happy for me to be his guide to the city etc.

What an offer - to be a free sex worker with unpaid overtime as a guide, how could I resist! But I managed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you free at 7.30PM to use my face?

Said correspondent gave an area etc"

Had pretty much the same message going to work in Brum a few Sundays ago from a guy. Had to check my profile again to make sure it still said straight!

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Had a lot of "Hi Mrs is away but I am free fancy meeting" messages today.

All have got the same response.

"What a coincidence Mrs at work but I am free where do you want to meet."

Not one has taken up the offer

Excellent! Comedy gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fave restaurant for me to finger you in"

"Bet your ass is tight"

"I have a phd in fisting. I bet you're interested."

"Are you open to K 9"

"B a good slag"

and so on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me this morning:

Hello. I'm not after anything apart from info of how you took that rainbow picture.

Reply from them:

Face and cock pic now or fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly the same as a lot above.

Occasionally I get surprised by one saying they like my profile (from all genders)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mostly the same as a lot above.

Occasionally I get surprised by one saying they like my profile (from all genders)

You do have a nice profile

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

You look pretty hot for a bloke in a wig

If you had tits I’d shag ya

Can I cum in your ass my wife won’t let me

If you promise not to turn around I’ll come fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/09/21 17:20:57]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we were at a wedding and you were my Auntie, I'd be really conflicted

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By *ark RumMan
over a year ago

Bucks

Seems I've been doing this whole fab thing wrong all along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had some cracking first messages today! I don't get many because of how tight I keep my settings but today has been bountiful:

What's my bra size?

Do I deep throat until I throw up?

Who do I model for? (

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They're more entertaining at least than hey/hi/hello I guess

Any more anonnymous messaging delights to add? "

Sounds like you've got some real keepers there, OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Can I suck your toes'

'Wanna meet me and my mates this weekend, we are in a stag do'

'You're too fit to be on here'

'I bet your pussy stinks'

And

'Are you too old to get pregnant'

Are some of the delights I've received today

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

'can I pay to watch you guys fuck?'

Sigh.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"'Can I suck your toes'

'Wanna meet me and my mates this weekend, we are in a stag do'

'You're too fit to be on here'

'I bet your pussy stinks'

And

'Are you too old to get pregnant'

Are some of the delights I've received today

Send the stag do my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine have been quite PG...

"I like pandas" and "what flavour ice-cream do i like"

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By *ezzelsMan
over a year ago

cheshire and north wales

Fancy a picnic…..actually..I mean that when I ask…lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Mine have been quite PG...

"I like pandas" and "what flavour ice-cream do i like"

Bamboo flavour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only ever hot one message off a woman non of couples..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got 1 at 3am all it said was sex, not thing else, luckily I know the guy and have meet him several times, he did message me after and say sorry that his brain wasn't engaged lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’d just love a first message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d just love a first message

I message you ALL THE TIME and you ignore me. Whatever ...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’d just love a first message

I message you ALL THE TIME and you ignore me. Whatever ...

I know that feeling too.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’d just love a first message

I message you ALL THE TIME and you ignore me. Whatever ...

You always message when I’m on the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I would suck a load out of you”

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m parked up within 1/4 mile from you , do you want sucking?

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Visiting Scotland

Today’s top 2 have been “Meet in my car so I can fist your arse?” and “I like fatties”

Nothing will ever top the very first message I ever got on here. “Send me your address so I can wank in your garden”.

Wondered for ages what it was that made my mate recommend the place to me!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My funniest and most random was regarding my thoughts on shoe boxes ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only person finding "at least you get messages" pretty unfunny. Some of the messages on here are fucking nasty. I have a fairly thick skin after a couple of years of these sites, but I've sobbed at a few.

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Visiting Scotland

"Am I the only person finding "at least you get messages" pretty unfunny. Some of the messages on here are fucking nasty. I have a fairly thick skin after a couple of years of these sites, but I've sobbed at a few. "

It’s very minimising of some really shitty comments.

It’s often done to excuse away men’s behaviour toward women in my experience (I know some women on here are nasty, but the majority of nastiness comes from men)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Have you ever had a poo at an airport”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also had one guy saying him and his genuine sister was looking for none judgemental people to meet with and that he would do anything with her...

Odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today’s top 2 have been “Meet in my car so I can fist your arse?” and “I like fatties”

Nothing will ever top the very first message I ever got on here. “Send me your address so I can wank in your garden”.

Wondered for ages what it was that made my mate recommend the place to me!!"

Did you send your address though ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m thinking about trying a new line …… sit on my face and tell me that you love me…… I think it will be a sure fire success

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow. Well at least some men are creative. And get past one sentence (sometimes).

And it gets a message opened I guess ...

*Hatches a plan*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had some cracking first messages today! I don't get many because of how tight I keep my settings but today has been bountiful:

What's my bra size?

Do I deep throat until I throw up?

Who do I model for? (

)

They're more entertaining at least than hey/hi/hello I guess

Any more anonnymous messaging delights to add? "

I've had the deep throat until I throw up thick vomit (very specific) request before. I said yes and was ghosted. He re sent the same message months later and denied that we've ever spoke. Also claims to be a pro footballer.

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Hotel meet now? You want it?

At 3am in the morning

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

I think that Fab is fairly representative of life in general.

There will always be people who say rude, ignorant or vindictive messages as there are on social media sites and in the street.

They are generally cowardly and sad individuals who can hide behind anonymity

I would like to believe that the insidious messages are in the minority compared to the decent and reasonable ones.

I,as a single man, rarely receive messages at all but no doubt if I was available to men messaging then I might get some banal messages. I think largely women are more akin to be polite, reasonable or able to ignore a message they have no interest in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger you got men flashing or shouting abusive sexual stuff at you in the street. Now we have CCTV and people aren't as worried about reporting this behaviour these creeps hid on line. It's low level sex offending but because it's a sex site it's considered OK when it really isn't.

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By *EAT..85 OP Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I've had some cracking first messages today! I don't get many because of how tight I keep my settings but today has been bountiful:

What's my bra size?

Do I deep throat until I throw up?

Who do I model for? (

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They're more entertaining at least than hey/hi/hello I guess

Any more anonnymous messaging delights to add?

Thats the one

I had the same message on my last profile too. It must get repetitive

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By *alaciaWoman
over a year ago

Worcester

I've been collecting these together for a few weeks:

1. Hello very sexy, you so remind me of my grandmother when she was about you're age, she never wore panties just a sundress or short robe around the house, if not her bikini. First pussy I ever seen in person was hers, being 16 it was hard to not look. Heard her playing alone at night many times. My room was next to hers.

2. If i spin your boobs do i win a prize?

3.Those breasts could bring about world peace xxx

4. 02.20 pm Do you have a cucumber in the fridge?

02:30 pm Tell me.

5. Madam, I should like to begin an intrigue with you lol xxx Leigh

6. Hi, do you like dogs?

7. The photo in the Chinese restaurant is completely at odds with your profile and the picture of that stunning embonpoint, but expect to be added to the other 2000 and hear no more!!

8. Lets meet I want to destroy you.

9. Oh my fucking Goddess... It is not possible...according to Darwin, highly complex Math, and several men's magazines.... That you are single...

10. Mmm very sexy picture x Do you like seeing younger cock?

* Its age is immaterial.

It matters to some women! How would you make it hard?

* I've never had to try.

You’re just that sexy then?

* Apparently so.

How do you like to be fucked?

* By someone I like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice legs, what time do they open? "

Classic, I'll remember that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my favourite recently was a guy wanting me to watch him measure his tiny penis and the one who offered to suck himself off while I watched…curiosity was almost there

I’ve had both of them too, I even got my magnifying glass out specially

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have a condom, let's meet"

Let's just say, he didn't get chance to send a second message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had some cracking first messages today! I don't get many because of how tight I keep my settings but today has been bountiful:

What's my bra size?

Do I deep throat until I throw up?

Who do I model for? (

)

They're more entertaining at least than hey/hi/hello I guess

Any more anonnymous messaging delights to add?

Thats the one

I had the same message on my last profile too. It must get repetitive

Obviously he's just a shock merchant as he vanishes if you agree lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Have you ever had a poo at an airport”"

I mean where do you go with that one

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"“Have you ever had a poo at an airport”

I mean where do you go with that one

Well I mean you either have or haven’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Have you ever had a poo at an airport”

I mean where do you go with that one

Not on the runway!!!

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By *eddy004Man
over a year ago

Toy Town

I got asked if I could harbour a weeks worth of smeg for them to lick my bellend clean

How could you possibly expect someone to not wash to that extent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Have you ever had a poo at an airport”"

This is the absolute winner. Did you reply? I'm intrigued to see where this one went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My personal favourite was

“I would like to put you in the mating press and fuck you into submission”

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"“Have you ever had a poo at an airport”"

Why didn’t you answer me?

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

No, you are not. That line got tired a long, long, long, long, long time ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Have you ever had a poo at an airport”

This is the absolute winner. Did you reply? I'm intrigued to see where this one went "

I just said “yeah a massive one”

And left it at that... hope it gave him the thrill he so desperately wanted haha

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By *aving_great_funMan
over a year ago

London

I don't get any comments.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Do you have transport? (At 3am)

I said yes, a milkfloat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s very minimising of some really shitty comments.

It’s often done to excuse away men’s behaviour toward women in my experience (I know some women on here are nasty, but the majority of nastiness comes from men) "

You're right, it is the casual ignoring or minimising of awful misogyny. That we are expected to accept or even be grateful for because we get lots of messages. If I've mentioned it to someone I am chatting to and they respond without acknowledging that - I don't want to talk to them anymore.

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

This gem:

"Hi. You look so nice x what about some wine and 8,5 inches in a hotel room or at yours?"

If I could be bothered to reply there are plenty of comic possibilities.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Do you have transport? (At 3am)

I said yes, a milkfloat

I'll see you in about 2 days then.

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

It’s very minimising of some really shitty comments.

It’s often done to excuse away men’s behaviour toward women in my experience (I know some women on here are nasty, but the majority of nastiness comes from men)

Indeed. To quote Ben Aaronovitch, "oh for the return of the good old days when men were men and women were grateful."

I sometimes end up accidentally testing the men who contact me. When I express a stronger opinion or question something, there is always the risk of them getting angry. When they do not but respond in a kind and rational manner then my willingness to engage with them increases.

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