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"Can someone please turn the lights off, I'm trying to sleep ere " Look am I talking to myself here, I'm I very important man with deals and decision to make, so people could you all turn your ruddy light out so I can get some sleep Thankyou | |||
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"The lights are on but nobody’s home. " Well if not for me, then at least be Eco friendly. So turn the lights out | |||
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"But then ma pet Moth would have nothing to do " I appreciate your moth, but it's September so even your pet moth must be pi__ed off with you as well and wanting to sleep So please, Lights off | |||
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"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device " Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep So please. Lights off | |||
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"Don't go towards the light! " Look if you just turned the rudder lights off Aces Moth and me wouldn't have any problems in heading towards that direction So please guys, The Lights! | |||
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"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep So please. Lights off " Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start | |||
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"Shush and put the blindf er I mean sleep mask on " Look nicecouple, Ive been wearing a ruddy face mask for nearly two years, so please, stop perving on fab and the two of you just turn the lights off Thank you | |||
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"Have you tried turning them off then on again?" There's me thinking it was a shooting star and it was you Mate stop been a gooner and just turn the lights off, I need my sleep | |||
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"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep So please. Lights off Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start " You first | |||
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"Who said that? Light's off here " Oh not you Look I just need some sleep, so turn your lights out, and well all be happy | |||
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"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep So please. Lights off Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start You first " She isn't complaining about the light | |||
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"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep So please. Lights off Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start You first " I’m not the one moaning about light, London is never dark. | |||
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"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep So please. Lights off Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start You first I’m not the one moaning about light, London is never dark. Ever. You can still see the planets and Orion, but that's about it. " You know | |||
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"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep So please. Lights off Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start You first I’m not the one moaning about light, London is never dark. Ever. You can still see the planets and Orion, but that's about it. You know " Innit | |||
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"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep So please. Lights off Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start You first I’m not the one moaning about light, London is never dark. Ever. You can still see the planets and Orion, but that's about it. You know Innit " ….. in the socket, oh yes, light shine bright | |||
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"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep So please. Lights off Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start You first I’m not the one moaning about light, London is never dark. " True, but there's a light under your duvet, so please Lights! | |||
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"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep So please. Lights off Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start You first I’m not the one moaning about light, London is never dark. True, but there's a light under your duvet, so please Lights!" Is there, strange as I’m not there | |||
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"How do i speak to you face to face " In the morning, when civilised people have turn there laptops so there's no light so we can all go to sleep and wake in the morning and talk face to face So please, laptop closed = I can go to sleep | |||
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"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep So please. Lights off Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start You first I’m not the one moaning about light, London is never dark. True, but there's a light under your duvet, so please Lights! Is there, strange as I’m not there " Well someone has half inched your debut, I'm sorry report it, and get a crime reference number | |||
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"I pay the electricity bill so it'll stay on. " Ok I left you alone last night. But I thought that you would show some courtesy re tonight and turn your lights off. Obviously it was wasted on you, so all I can say is turn your ruddy lighoofg | |||
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"There are FOUR lights!!!" And for you Miss (come get my body) Sharon, I'll come across and spark all your lights out | |||
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"I pay the electricity bill so it'll stay on. Ok I left you alone last night. But I thought that you would show some courtesy re tonight and turn your lights off. Obviously it was wasted on you, so all I can say is turn your ruddy lighoofg " Sorry, I like it like Blackpool | |||
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