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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Can someone please turn the lights off, I'm trying to sleep ere

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can someone please turn the lights off, I'm trying to sleep ere "

Look am I talking to myself here,

I'm I very important man with deals and decision to make, so people could you all turn your ruddy light out so I can get some sleep

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lights are on but nobody’s home.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

But then ma pet Moth would have nothing to do

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"The lights are on but nobody’s home. "

Well if not for me, then at least be Eco friendly.

So turn the lights out

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"But then ma pet Moth would have nothing to do "

I appreciate your moth, but it's September so even your pet moth must be pi__ed off with you as well and wanting to sleep

So please, Lights off

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

The biggest light in the room is the electronic device

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Don't go towards the light!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Shush and put the blindf er I mean sleep mask on

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device "

Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep

So please. Lights off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried turning them off then on again?

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Don't go towards the light! "

Look if you just turned the rudder lights off Aces Moth and me wouldn't have any problems in heading towards that direction

So please guys, The Lights!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device

Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep

So please. Lights off "

Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Shush and put the blindf er I mean sleep mask on "

Look nicecouple, Ive been wearing a ruddy face mask for nearly two years, so please, stop perving on fab and the two of you just turn the lights off

Thank you

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Have you tried turning them off then on again?"

There's me thinking it was a shooting star and it was you

Mate stop been a gooner and just turn the lights off, I need my sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who said that? Light's off here

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device

Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep

So please. Lights off

Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start "

You first

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Who said that? Light's off here "

Oh not you

Look I just need some sleep, so turn your lights out, and well all be happy

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device

Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep

So please. Lights off

Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start

You first "

She isn't complaining about the light

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device

Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep

So please. Lights off

Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start

You first "

I’m not the one moaning about light, London is never dark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device

Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep

So please. Lights off

Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start

You first

I’m not the one moaning about light, London is never dark. "

Ever. You can still see the planets and Orion, but that's about it.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device

Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep

So please. Lights off

Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start

You first

I’m not the one moaning about light, London is never dark.

Ever. You can still see the planets and Orion, but that's about it. "

You know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device

Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep

So please. Lights off

Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start

You first

I’m not the one moaning about light, London is never dark.

Ever. You can still see the planets and Orion, but that's about it.

You know "

Innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried turning them off then on again?"

Is it plugged in?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device

Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep

So please. Lights off

Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start

You first

I’m not the one moaning about light, London is never dark.

Ever. You can still see the planets and Orion, but that's about it.

You know

Innit "

….. in the socket, oh yes, light shine bright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do i speak to you face to face

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device

Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep

So please. Lights off

Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start

You first

I’m not the one moaning about light, London is never dark. "

True, but there's a light under your duvet, so please

Lights!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device

Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep

So please. Lights off

Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start

You first

I’m not the one moaning about light, London is never dark.

True, but there's a light under your duvet, so please

Lights!"

Is there, strange as I’m not there

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"How do i speak to you face to face "

In the morning, when civilised people have turn there laptops so there's no light so we can all go to sleep and wake in the morning and talk face to face

So please, laptop closed = I can go to sleep

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"The biggest light in the room is the electronic device

Look madam (sorry for not been politically correct) if you just turned off your DB7 Austin Martin generated Roger Rabbit neck massager, the light would be off and the whole neighborhood and most importantly myself could get some sleep

So please. Lights off

Yep don’t own any of that ….. turn your device off, would be a good start

You first

I’m not the one moaning about light, London is never dark.

True, but there's a light under your duvet, so please

Lights!

Is there, strange as I’m not there "

Well someone has half inched your debut,

I'm sorry report it, and get a crime reference number

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I pay the electricity bill so it'll stay on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There

are

FOUR

lights!!!

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I pay the electricity bill so it'll stay on. "

Ok I left you alone last night. But I thought that you would show some courtesy re tonight and turn your lights off. Obviously it was wasted on you, so all I can say is turn your ruddy lighoofg

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"There

are

FOUR

lights!!!"

And for you Miss (come get my body) Sharon, I'll come across and spark all your lights out

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I pay the electricity bill so it'll stay on.

Ok I left you alone last night. But I thought that you would show some courtesy re tonight and turn your lights off. Obviously it was wasted on you, so all I can say is turn your ruddy lighoofg "

Sorry, I like it like Blackpool

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