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"Ooohhh a pint a mild…." shipmate pull up a bollard love mild myself  | |||
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"Snakebite" Hello my friend hope all is good snakebite coming right up | |||
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"Ooohhh a pint a mild….shipmate pull up a bollard love mild myself ". With a barley wine chaser… just like my grandad used to have…. | |||
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"Ansells bitter and some scratchings please " no problems my friend from the Midlands | |||
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"Ooohhh a pint a mild….shipmate pull up a bollard love mild myself .
With a barley wine chaser… just like my grandad used to have…."only a half .The barley wine near us is called old Tom rocket fuel | |||
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"A pint of Prosecco please barman. " no problems in a proper pint pot | |||
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"SnakebiteHello my friend hope all is good snakebite coming right up "Cheers mate all is good in the hood no blackcurrant  | |||
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"Pint of Guinness please "pleasure put hairs on your chest xx | |||
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"SnakebiteHello my friend hope all is good snakebite coming right up
Cheers mate all is good in the hood no blackcurrant "good in the hood down with the kids bro | |||
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"Aaah Paul... Sure it's good to see you back behind the bar! Been one hell of a day buddy... best one in a long time I have to say... Think I'll go for a wee Guinness for a change if you'd do me the honour? " Pleasure is all mine Bob what has done it for you today | |||
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"A pint of Prosecco please barman. no problems in a proper pint pot "…and have one yourself on me | |||
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"SnakebiteHello my friend hope all is good snakebite coming right up
Cheers mate all is good in the hood no blackcurrant good in the hood down with the kids bro "I'm sitting here with my baseball cap on back to front | |||
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"French Martini. Pornstar is just so high street la" hey lovely to see some class from Watford the pleasure is all mine xxx | |||
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"A pint of Prosecco please barman. no problems in a proper pint pot
…and have one yourself on me"taken care off | |||
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"SnakebiteHello my friend hope all is good snakebite coming right up
Cheers mate all is good in the hood no blackcurrant good in the hood down with the kids bro
I'm sitting here with my baseball cap on back to front " | |||
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"Aaah Paul... Sure it's good to see you back behind the bar! Been one hell of a day buddy... best one in a long time I have to say... Think I'll go for a wee Guinness for a change if you'd do me the honour? Pleasure is all mine Bob what has done it for you today "Gentleman never tells Paul, but safe to say my heads still reelin... she's a fine girl so she is... jeez - what a day... | |||
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"Ice cold beer please. Keep them coming until 9 pm "will do my friend why is 9 the cut off point | |||
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"Aaah Paul... Sure it's good to see you back behind the bar! Been one hell of a day buddy... best one in a long time I have to say... Think I'll go for a wee Guinness for a change if you'd do me the honour? Pleasure is all mine Bob what has done it for you today
Gentleman never tells Paul, but safe to say my heads still reelin... she's a fine girl so she is... jeez - what a day..."no one else is looking | |||
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"Another Prosecco I there when you can Paul… " Pint coming up You want an umbrella in it | |||
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"Another Prosecco I there when you can Paul… Pint coming up You want an umbrella in it " | |||
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"Abbot as a beer Heineken as a lager All spirits generous and neat with a couple of ice cubes only Oh and Cheese and onion crisps " good evening my friend not seen you in here before but you are more than welcome thrown in aBarnsley chop as well | |||
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"Ice cold beer please. Keep them coming until 9 pm will do my friend why is 9 the cut off point "Do not to abuse the hospitality. . Ensure stay sober | |||
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"Ice cold beer please. Keep them coming until 9 pm will do my friend why is 9 the cut off point
Do not to abuse the hospitality. . Ensure stay sober "ok my friend thought you just being a lightweight | |||
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"Half a larger & lime "hey lovely to see you my friend drink coming up also have a job behind the bar if you are interested xxx  | |||
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"Ready for a pint of brown n bitter please.." take it easy shipmate you know what the bouncers are like at Joanna's | |||
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"Half a larger & lime hey lovely to see you my friend drink coming up also have a job behind the bar if you are interested xxx " thank you & yes please job excepted x | |||
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"Half a larger & lime hey lovely to see you my friend drink coming up also have a job behind the bar if you are interested xxx thank you & yes please job excepted x"come dressed as you are xx | |||
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"Half a larger & lime hey lovely to see you my friend drink coming up also have a job behind the bar if you are interested xxx thank you & yes please job excepted xcome dressed as you are xx " yes boss | |||
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"Half a larger & lime hey lovely to see you my friend drink coming up also have a job behind the bar if you are interested xxx thank you & yes please job excepted xcome dressed as you are xx yes boss "name your wage xx | |||
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"Ready for a pint of brown n bitter please..take it easy shipmate you know what the bouncers are like at Joanna's ". Fancy Neros tonight bit posher than Jo’s | |||
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"Ready for a pint of brown n bitter please..take it easy shipmate you know what the bouncers are like at Joanna's .
Fancy Neros tonight bit posher than Jo’s"Didn't know Nero's was it about in 77 to 84 ? | |||
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"Ready for a pint of brown n bitter please..take it easy shipmate you know what the bouncers are like at Joanna's .
Fancy Neros tonight bit posher than Jo’s Didn't know Nero's was it about in 77 to 84 ?"On the other end of the terrace to Jo’s, same company connected by a tunnel. Floor wasn’t as sticky..!! | |||
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"Ready for a pint of brown n bitter please..take it easy shipmate you know what the bouncers are like at Joanna's .
Fancy Neros tonight bit posher than Jo’s Didn't know Nero's was it about in 77 to 84 ?
On the other end of the terrace to Jo’s, same company connected by a tunnel.
Floor wasn’t as sticky..!!"every days a school day same class of lady?  | |||
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"Another Prosecco I there when you can Paul… Pint coming up You want an umbrella in it "This is why you never made it as a comedian Paul  | |||
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"Ready for a pint of brown n bitter please..take it easy shipmate you know what the bouncers are like at Joanna's .
Fancy Neros tonight bit posher than Jo’s Didn't know Nero's was it about in 77 to 84 ?
On the other end of the terrace to Jo’s, same company connected by a tunnel.
Floor wasn’t as sticky..!!every days a school day same class of lady? "Pompey princesses.. still open in 84 when I left… | |||
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"Ready for a pint of brown n bitter please..take it easy shipmate you know what the bouncers are like at Joanna's .
Fancy Neros tonight bit posher than Jo’s Didn't know Nero's was it about in 77 to 84 ?
On the other end of the terrace to Jo’s, same company connected by a tunnel.
Floor wasn’t as sticky..!!every days a school day same class of lady?
Pompey princesses.. still open in 84 when I left…" | |||
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"Call this a working men's club? Not one request for a babysham yet. Tut tut. "Brandy AND babycham to the lady’s table please barman.. | |||
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"Half a larger & lime "How retro | |||
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"Pint of john smiths and a babysham for the lady. When the bingo on tonight" good evening my friend you are in luck bingo is on also meat raffle and Colin Crompton is the caller | |||
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"Call this a working men's club? Not one request for a babysham yet. Tut tut.
Brandy AND babycham to the lady’s table please barman.."on way give the busty barnaid a shout | |||
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"Pint of cloudy local cider please "certainly madam bingo tonight if you fancy it xx | |||
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"0% Ale for me please! (I know, straight to the hard stuff ) "lightweight | |||
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"straight to the hard stuff "Yes but have a drink first | |||
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"Who's the Stripper?" one of the weather girls she is on her way stuck in traffic | |||
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"straight to the hard stuff
Yes but have a drink first"ay ay getting bawdy now the madam from Watford xxx | |||
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"0% Ale for me please! (I know, straight to the hard stuff ) lightweight "I can drink. Just sometimes choose not to. It's cheap, I can drive and I feel great in the morning. | |||
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"straight to the hard stuff
Yes but have a drink first" | |||
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"0% Ale for me please! (I know, straight to the hard stuff ) lightweight
I can drink. Just sometimes choose not to.
It's cheap, I can drive and I feel great in the morning. " | |||
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"0% Ale for me please! (I know, straight to the hard stuff ) lightweight
I can drink. Just sometimes choose not to.
It's cheap, I can drive and I feel great in the morning. "Great outlook. I like a drink but good booze and not d*unk. A meet introduced me to bourbon with orange twust and light beer chaser on Saturday night. Really enjoyed it. | |||
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"0% Ale for me please! (I know, straight to the hard stuff ) lightweight
I can drink. Just sometimes choose not to.
It's cheap, I can drive and I feel great in the morning.
Great outlook. I like a drink but good booze and not d*unk. A meet introduced me to bourbon with orange twust and light beer chaser on Saturday night. Really enjoyed it."you can't take the girl out of Watford | |||
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"0% Ale for me please! (I know, straight to the hard stuff ) lightweight
I can drink. Just sometimes choose not to.
It's cheap, I can drive and I feel great in the morning.
Great outlook. I like a drink but good booze and not d*unk. A meet introduced me to bourbon with orange twust and light beer chaser on Saturday night. Really enjoyed it.you can't take the girl out of Watford "You can! I was in Leeds! | |||
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"0% Ale for me please! (I know, straight to the hard stuff ) lightweight
I can drink. Just sometimes choose not to.
It's cheap, I can drive and I feel great in the morning.
Great outlook. I like a drink but good booze and not d*unk. A meet introduced me to bourbon with orange twust and light beer chaser on Saturday night. Really enjoyed it.you can't take the girl out of Watford
You can! I was in Leeds! "you can't take the girl anywhere xxx | |||
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"Double whiskey please is it only Tuesday "Belle we have missed you everybody said where is that beautiful lady from the Emerald Isle xxx | |||
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"Double whiskey please is it only Tuesday Belle we have missed you everybody said where is that beautiful lady from the Emerald Isle xxx "You big charmer | |||
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"Double whiskey please is it only Tuesday Belle we have missed you everybody said where is that beautiful lady from the Emerald Isle xxx
You big charmer "xx | |||
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"Tequila for everyone please barman " no problem is that your karaoke song as well | |||
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"Tequila for everyone please barman no problem is that your karaoke song as well "No, it’s Big Spender in a Shirley Bassey stylee | |||
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"Pint of john smiths and a babysham for the lady. When the bingo on tonight good evening my friend you are in luck bingo is on also meat raffle and Colin Crompton is the caller "Will take 4 bingo card and 2 snowball tickets. And 5 for the meat draw. Hope the committee man in the bar is on the ball this week. I shouted last week and because he bussed late i lost the snowball. | |||
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"Pint of john smiths and a babysham for the lady. When the bingo on tonight good evening my friend you are in luck bingo is on also meat raffle and Colin Crompton is the caller
Will take 4 bingo card and 2 snowball tickets.
And 5 for the meat draw.
Hope the committee man in the bar is on the ball this week.
I shouted last week and because he bussed late i lost the snowball."I had a word with him about the snowball I said if anyone shouts just ignore them it worked then | |||
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"Tequila for everyone please barman no problem is that your karaoke song as well
No, it’s Big Spender in a Shirley Bassey stylee "Mines unbreak my heart in the style of a cardiothorasic surgeon recently struck off for malpractice on the day he decided to start a new life as Isadora Paycheck | |||
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"Evening Busman. I'll take a spiced rum and cherry Pepsi max if I may. Been quite the day "My posh friend pleasure to see you as always drink coming up been quite a day ay share it with friends we won't be judgemental xx | |||
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"Tequila for everyone please barman no problem is that your karaoke song as well
No, it’s Big Spender in a Shirley Bassey stylee
Mines unbreak my heart in the style of a cardiothorasic surgeon recently struck off for malpractice on the day he decided to start a new life as Isadora Paycheck"wow deep meaning there geourgeous xx | |||
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"Pint of john smiths and a babysham for the lady. When the bingo on tonight good evening my friend you are in luck bingo is on also meat raffle and Colin Crompton is the caller
Will take 4 bingo card and 2 snowball tickets.
And 5 for the meat draw.
Hope the committee man in the bar is on the ball this week.
I shouted last week and because he bussed late i lost the snowball.I had a word with him about the snowball I said if anyone shouts just ignore them it worked then "Bloody committee men. So when is the ballet go up because this time i am getting my name on. If you can't bet them might aswell join them | |||
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"Ice cold ginger beer and lime for me please. It's been somewhat warm today. "Good evening my friend drink coming up when you say It are we I don't know how to say this are we talking your front bottom xxx | |||
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"Pint of john smiths and a babysham for the lady. When the bingo on tonight good evening my friend you are in luck bingo is on also meat raffle and Colin Crompton is the caller
Will take 4 bingo card and 2 snowball tickets.
And 5 for the meat draw.
Hope the committee man in the bar is on the ball this week.
I shouted last week and because he bussed late i lost the snowball.I had a word with him about the snowball I said if anyone shouts just ignore them it worked then
Bloody committee men.
So when is the ballet go up because this time i am getting my name on.
If you can't bet them might aswell join them"order round the room I thank you | |||
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"Ice cold ginger beer and lime for me please. It's been somewhat warm today. Good evening my friend drink coming up when you say It are we I don't know how to say this are we talking your front bottom xxx "I meant the weather but don't stop your rampant imagination going wild, will you? Lol | |||
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"Ice cold ginger beer and lime for me please. It's been somewhat warm today. Good evening my friend drink coming up when you say It are we I don't know how to say this are we talking your front bottom xxx
I meant the weather but don't stop your rampant imagination going wild, will you? Lol "I may be 60 mad as a box of frogs still got it never lose it xxx | |||
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"Evening Busman. I'll take a spiced rum and cherry Pepsi max if I may. Been quite the day My posh friend pleasure to see you as always drink coming up been quite a day ay share it with friends we won't be judgemental xx"Well it's been a hell of a fine day and I've got a grin from ear to ear. But a lady never tells after all  | |||
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"Who's putting what on the jukebox then? I don't carry cash so if anyone good with a fonzie slap that'll help "free juke box karaoke started it's not unusual Tom Jones I have the mic xxx | |||
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"Evening Busman. I'll take a spiced rum and cherry Pepsi max if I may. Been quite the day My posh friend pleasure to see you as always drink coming up been quite a day ay share it with friends we won't be judgemental xx
Well it's been a hell of a fine day and I've got a grin from ear to ear.
But a lady never tells after all "Posh just a little morsel then we can come to our own conclusions xx | |||
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"Evening Busman. I'll take a spiced rum and cherry Pepsi max if I may. Been quite the day My posh friend pleasure to see you as always drink coming up been quite a day ay share it with friends we won't be judgemental xx
Well it's been a hell of a fine day and I've got a grin from ear to ear.
But a lady never tells after all Posh just a little morsel then we can come to our own conclusions xx " I think there's plenty of conclusions being drawn Busman | |||
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"Evening Busman. I'll take a spiced rum and cherry Pepsi max if I may. Been quite the day My posh friend pleasure to see you as always drink coming up been quite a day ay share it with friends we won't be judgemental xx
Well it's been a hell of a fine day and I've got a grin from ear to ear.
But a lady never tells after all Posh just a little morsel then we can come to our own conclusions xx
I think there's plenty of conclusions being drawn Busman "nudge nudge wink wink | |||
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"I'll have a desperado please " get your own ingoing to sleep got a proper job to do at 2 30 in the morning where have u been | |||
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"I'll have a desperado please get your own ingoing to sleep got a proper job to do at 2 30 in the morning where have u been "I'm late I know, leave the keys and I'll lock up after | |||
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"I'll have a desperado please get your own ingoing to sleep got a proper job to do at 2 30 in the morning where have u been
I'm late I know, leave the keys and I'll lock up after "You taking charge then Mr Hand? | |||
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"I'll have a desperado please get your own ingoing to sleep got a proper job to do at 2 30 in the morning where have u been
I'm late I know, leave the keys and I'll lock up after
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