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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Why are they still funny when I'm in my 5th decade on this planet?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's time for you to grow up.

Anus is anus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to tell you my best dick joke but it's too long for this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man says to his wife, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."

She thinks about it for a few moments and replies, "Your dick is bigger than your brother's."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man says to his wife, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."

She thinks about it for a few moments and replies, "Your dick is bigger than your brother's.""

Love that one. The punch line I hear is 'out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a meme the other day.

I wear heels bigger than your dick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw a meme the other day.

I wear heels bigger than your dick! "

Those must be pretty big heels!

How do you walk in something that has a heel over 3 inches?

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

My son once told his sister in a fit of pique that she was the master of bums. Cracked me right up!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"It's time for you to grow up.

Anus is anus. "

NEVER

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I'd love to tell you my best dick joke but it's too long for this thread."

Badoom tshh

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I saw a meme the other day.

I wear heels bigger than your dick! "

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw a meme the other day.

I wear heels bigger than your dick!

Ouch! "

Only ouch if they are used against that dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What medicine should you take for a sore bum ?

Assprin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an old man called Sprocket,

He got into a great big rocket,

The rocket went bang,

His balls went clang,

And he found his cock in his pocket.

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