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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout

Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Pigs are fuckers, eat them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres - you know what I'm saying?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

I'd like them to rewrite it with chimpanzees, almost planet of the apes esq like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres - you know what I'm saying? "

Are you talking about one charming motherfucking pig?

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"They'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres - you know what I'm saying? "

I genuinely do not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres - you know what I'm saying?

Are you talking about one charming motherfucking pig?

"

I just don't dig on swine that's all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres - you know what I'm saying?

I genuinely do not "

Picture Jules Winfield in a diner having breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres - you know what I'm saying?

Are you talking about one charming motherfucking pig?

I just don't dig on swine that's all. "

I don't eat anything that doesn't have the sense to disregard its own faeces.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm eating some as we speak.

I don't want to know which part of them I'm eating, now I think about it.

*hands remaining bockwurst to the dogs*

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"I'd like them to rewrite it with chimpanzees, almost planet of the apes esq like"

That'd be interesting, the setting might be a zoo instead of the farm.

I loved the latest planet of the apes trilogy. Caesar and Koba had a Napoleon and Snowball type relationship.

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree


"Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Pigs are fuckers, eat them all."

Ran a hog roasting business for years did my bit

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Ducks are way way way worse ... they even resort to necrophilia when they can't get any action live!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"They'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres - you know what I'm saying?

Are you talking about one charming motherfucking pig?

I just don't dig on swine that's all.

I don't eat anything that doesn't have the sense to disregard its own faeces. "

No chicken?

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"They'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres - you know what I'm saying?

Are you talking about one charming motherfucking pig?

I just don't dig on swine that's all. "

I got that reference

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"I'm eating some as we speak.

I don't want to know which part of them I'm eating, now I think about it.

*hands remaining bockwurst to the dogs* "

I see what you did there

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Pigs are fuckers, eat them all.

Ran a hog roasting business for years did my bit "

I confer to you 'human hero, first class'

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree


"Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Pigs are fuckers, eat them all.

Ran a hog roasting business for years did my bit

I confer to you 'human hero, first class'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like them to rewrite it with chimpanzees, almost planet of the apes esq like

That'd be interesting, the setting might be a zoo instead of the farm.

I loved the latest planet of the apes trilogy. Caesar and Koba had a Napoleon and Snowball type relationship. "

Good point. I lose track of all the allegories in Animal Farm. So many parallels to draw. Humanity makes me sad. It never learns.

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs

My very favourite book. It has had such a huge influence on my life and how I view the world

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"

Ducks are way way way worse ... they even resort to necrophilia when they can't get any action live! "

Say what?

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"I'd like them to rewrite it with chimpanzees, almost planet of the apes esq like

That'd be interesting, the setting might be a zoo instead of the farm.

I loved the latest planet of the apes trilogy. Caesar and Koba had a Napoleon and Snowball type relationship.

Good point. I lose track of all the allegories in Animal Farm. So many parallels to draw. Humanity makes me sad. It never learns."

There's so much going on in it. I felt sorry for all the other animals who were too trusting and/or dim to realise they were being taken advantage of.

Humanity is an utter mess.

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs


"I'd like them to rewrite it with chimpanzees, almost planet of the apes esq like

That'd be interesting, the setting might be a zoo instead of the farm.

I loved the latest planet of the apes trilogy. Caesar and Koba had a Napoleon and Snowball type relationship.

Good point. I lose track of all the allegories in Animal Farm. So many parallels to draw. Humanity makes me sad. It never learns.

There's so much going on in it. I felt sorry for all the other animals who were too trusting and/or dim to realise they were being taken advantage of.

Humanity is an utter mess."

Fundamentally for me it’s not that humanity is a mess. Humanity has its problems, but the issue is when certain people use those problems to create division to set people against one another.

Or, as is the case in the book (and the USSR, which inspired the book), where a small group persuade people that a better, more egalitarian way is possible. All they need to do is let the small group lead them and make decisions for them. There were some worrying parallels in the last General Election, both in Labour and in several of the smaller parties.

“All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others”

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"My very favourite book. It has had such a huge influence on my life and how I view the world "

I can understand why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humanity is an utter mess."

Well you've only yourselves to blame.

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree


"

Ducks are way way way worse ... they even resort to necrophilia when they can't get any action live!

Say what? "

Crispy aromatic duck nom nom tasty little feckers

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"I'd like them to rewrite it with chimpanzees, almost planet of the apes esq like

That'd be interesting, the setting might be a zoo instead of the farm.

I loved the latest planet of the apes trilogy. Caesar and Koba had a Napoleon and Snowball type relationship.

Good point. I lose track of all the allegories in Animal Farm. So many parallels to draw. Humanity makes me sad. It never learns.

There's so much going on in it. I felt sorry for all the other animals who were too trusting and/or dim to realise they were being taken advantage of.

Humanity is an utter mess.

Fundamentally for me it’s not that humanity is a mess. Humanity has its problems, but the issue is when certain people use those problems to create division to set people against one another.

Or, as is the case in the book (and the USSR, which inspired the book), where a small group persuade people that a better, more egalitarian way is possible. All they need to do is let the small group lead them and make decisions for them. There were some worrying parallels in the last General Election, both in Labour and in several of the smaller parties.

“All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others”"

Which happens more often than not. For instance in my country politics still boils to 'you better elect us or them'un's will get into power'

It's sadder still when the majority don't realise the small group are not of them or for them.

Poor Clover.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"I'd like them to rewrite it with chimpanzees, almost planet of the apes esq like"

Or bonobos-that would be fab worthy - horny fuckers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Communists are fuckers, eat them all."

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs


"I'd like them to rewrite it with chimpanzees, almost planet of the apes esq like

That'd be interesting, the setting might be a zoo instead of the farm.

I loved the latest planet of the apes trilogy. Caesar and Koba had a Napoleon and Snowball type relationship.

Good point. I lose track of all the allegories in Animal Farm. So many parallels to draw. Humanity makes me sad. It never learns.

There's so much going on in it. I felt sorry for all the other animals who were too trusting and/or dim to realise they were being taken advantage of.

Humanity is an utter mess.

Fundamentally for me it’s not that humanity is a mess. Humanity has its problems, but the issue is when certain people use those problems to create division to set people against one another.

Or, as is the case in the book (and the USSR, which inspired the book), where a small group persuade people that a better, more egalitarian way is possible. All they need to do is let the small group lead them and make decisions for them. There were some worrying parallels in the last General Election, both in Labour and in several of the smaller parties.

“All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others”

Which happens more often than not. For instance in my country politics still boils to 'you better elect us or them'un's will get into power'

It's sadder still when the majority don't realise the small group are not of them or for them.

Poor Clover. "

I think if a few more people read and truly understood Animal Farm the small groups of ‘pigs’ would have substantially less power.

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Communists are fuckers, eat them all.

"

The world has never seen true communism.

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"I'd like them to rewrite it with chimpanzees, almost planet of the apes esq like

That'd be interesting, the setting might be a zoo instead of the farm.

I loved the latest planet of the apes trilogy. Caesar and Koba had a Napoleon and Snowball type relationship.

Good point. I lose track of all the allegories in Animal Farm. So many parallels to draw. Humanity makes me sad. It never learns.

There's so much going on in it. I felt sorry for all the other animals who were too trusting and/or dim to realise they were being taken advantage of.

Humanity is an utter mess.

Fundamentally for me it’s not that humanity is a mess. Humanity has its problems, but the issue is when certain people use those problems to create division to set people against one another.

Or, as is the case in the book (and the USSR, which inspired the book), where a small group persuade people that a better, more egalitarian way is possible. All they need to do is let the small group lead them and make decisions for them. There were some worrying parallels in the last General Election, both in Labour and in several of the smaller parties.

“All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others”

Which happens more often than not. For instance in my country politics still boils to 'you better elect us or them'un's will get into power'

It's sadder still when the majority don't realise the small group are not of them or for them.

Poor Clover.

I think if a few more people read and truly understood Animal Farm the small groups of ‘pigs’ would have substantially less power."

You're not wrong. Unfortunately there are real life Squealers who are talented wordsmiths who blind folk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Communists are fuckers, eat them all.

The world has never seen true communism. "

I'd say it's seen quite enough !

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Communists are fuckers, eat them all.

The world has never seen true communism.

I'd say it's seen quite enough !"

Any state that has claimed to be communist never was. It was dictatorship under a guise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Communists are fuckers, eat them all.

The world has never seen true communism.

I'd say it's seen quite enough !

Any state that has claimed to be communist never was. It was dictatorship under a guise. "

Yes, the dictatorship of the proletariat. That is literally what state communism is, its one of the most basic elements.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Pigs are fuckers, eat them all."

Oh no. I shall not be corrupted.

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Communists are fuckers, eat them all.

The world has never seen true communism.

I'd say it's seen quite enough !

Any state that has claimed to be communist never was. It was dictatorship under a guise.

Yes, the dictatorship of the proletariat. That is literally what state communism is, its one of the most basic elements. "

I get that. I suppose I meant we'd never seen Marx's theory play out properly because there has always been a man at the top in control taking more than his fair share.

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Pigs are fuckers, eat them all.

Oh no. I shall not be corrupted."

Not a pork fan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Pigs are fuckers, eat them all."

No, you are teasing.. They are very intelligemt and have sex for enjoyment, not just to reproduce

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Pigs are fuckers, eat them all.

No, you are teasing.. They are very intelligemt and have sex for enjoyment, not just to reproduce "

They're tasty though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Pigs are fuckers, eat them all.

No, you are teasing.. They are very intelligemt and have sex for enjoyment, not just to reproduce

They're tasty though"

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Pigs are fuckers, eat them all.

No, you are teasing.. They are very intelligemt and have sex for enjoyment, not just to reproduce

They're tasty though

"

Ok, I won't eat them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Pigs are fuckers, eat them all.

No, you are teasing.. They are very intelligemt and have sex for enjoyment, not just to reproduce

They're tasty though

Ok, I won't eat them all "

Thank you.. They won't mind only being a little dead

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Pigs are fuckers, eat them all.

No, you are teasing.. They are very intelligemt and have sex for enjoyment, not just to reproduce

They're tasty though

Ok, I won't eat them all

Thank you.. They won't mind only being a little dead "

Phew, crisis averted

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Reminds of gcse English literature I didn’t have a clue what it was about but reread it years later and enjoyed it

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Pigs are fuckers, eat them all.

Oh no. I shall not be corrupted.

Not a pork fan?

Not quite. Not a pigsty regime fan."

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"Reminds of gcse English literature I didn’t have a clue what it was about but reread it years later and enjoyed it "

I found it worth rereading too

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man
over a year ago

roundabout


"Reread this yesterday for the first time in years. Pigs are fuckers, eat them all.

Oh no. I shall not be corrupted.

Not a pork fan?

Not quite. Not a pigsty regime fan."

Ah, I see now said the blind man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like pigs.

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