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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple
over a year ago

midlands

I have about 35k.

Him

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

35p

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

How much cash in my bank?

I’d say there’s millions. Not enough of it is in in my account though

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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple
over a year ago

midlands


"35p"

Must have been a great weekend x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 1.38 billion

But I'm not saying in what currency

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"I have about 35k.

Him

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Why are you telling us this?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here


"35p

Must have been a great weekend x"

Ha, I wish!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"35p

Must have been a great weekend x"

Very well judged too.

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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple
over a year ago

midlands


"How much cash in my bank?

I’d say there’s millions. Not enough of it is in in my account though "

Most likely.

I know someone that works in a bank and the atms have about 250k on a bank holiday weekend.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

£4.77.

I'm going to raid my nephew's account. He's got loads and he's only 4.... he will totally blow it on stupid stuff.

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"I have about 35k.

Him

Why are you telling us this? "

Exactly. Not seen this kind of look at me thread before. Nice touch with the at the end, but it's not really that much, is it?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Not much, darn kids keep spending it all...

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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple
over a year ago

midlands


"I have about 35k.

Him

Why are you telling us this? "

With the interest rates at 0.01% is it worth keeping it in the bank?

Years ago you could save for the future, banks are now a place to keep money safe but not earn any interest.

There is talk of banks charging soon.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

Current account bugger all as DD's have just gone out - got a 'modest" sum in a couple of savings accounts..

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I have about 35k.

Him

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Am I supposed to be impressed or, feel sorry for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have about 35k.

Him

Why are you telling us this?

With the interest rates at 0.01% is it worth keeping it in the bank?

Years ago you could save for the future, banks are now a place to keep money safe but not earn any interest.

There is talk of banks charging soon. "

Spend half of it. Enjoy it now. Who knows if we will have a tomorrow.

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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple
over a year ago

midlands


"I have about 35k.

Him

Why are you telling us this?

Exactly. Not seen this kind of look at me thread before. Nice touch with the at the end, but it's not really that much, is it? "

Its not.

Coming up to retirement age soon. Cant bank on the Govt to look after us. Pension age will increase as it has done every year.

I think there is going to be serious problems in regards to looking after the elderly.

Alot of our younger friends have no savings and no pension in place.

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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple
over a year ago

midlands


"Not much, darn kids keep spending it all..."

Likewise.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Enough to survive for a while if things were to go wrong.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Don’t trust the banks it’s all under my mattress

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By *ess n BenCouple
over a year ago

Didcot

Ask the kids they run the bank of mum and dad lol

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"£4.77.

I'm going to raid my nephew's account. He's got loads and he's only 4.... he will totally blow it on stupid stuff."

...whereas you'll spend it on..?!?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool


"I have about 35k.

Him

Why are you telling us this?

Exactly. Not seen this kind of look at me thread before. Nice touch with the at the end, but it's not really that much, is it? "

There was a thread asking for advice on a car to buy. They said they had a 100k budget. Best ask some swingers!

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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple
over a year ago

midlands


"Enough to survive for a while if things were to go wrong."

They say have enough for 3 months salary incase you were to lose your job.

I think the lockdown has made alot of ppl think about this.

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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple
over a year ago

midlands


"I have about 35k.

Him

Why are you telling us this?

Exactly. Not seen this kind of look at me thread before. Nice touch with the at the end, but it's not really that much, is it?

There was a thread asking for advice on a car to buy. They said they had a 100k budget. Best ask some swingers! "

Mmm 100k car. Nice.

Would love a 10k car. Lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I have about 35k.

Him

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Why are you asking this??

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Why is it in your bank? It’s only losing value with inflation. You should invest it

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By *ubmissiveman2uMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

I dont want any money in the bank the intrest rates are garbage. But my classic car collection is growing....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"£4.77.

I'm going to raid my nephew's account. He's got loads and he's only 4.... he will totally blow it on stupid stuff.

...whereas you'll spend it on..?!? "

Coffee..... obvs. And clearly fast cars and loose women.

He's got about £45. That should be enough, right?

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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple
over a year ago

midlands


"Ask the kids they run the bank of mum and dad lol"

Same here. Most of my savings will be gone in a few years with driving lessons (£30hr!!)and uni fees etc.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Why is it in your bank? It’s only losing value with inflation. You should invest it "

Most of our money is in other assets but that is not as easily accessed should things go wrong and that is important.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"£4.77.

I'm going to raid my nephew's account. He's got loads and he's only 4.... he will totally blow it on stupid stuff.

...whereas you'll spend it on..?!?

Coffee..... obvs. And clearly fast cars and loose women.

He's got about £45. That should be enough, right? "

Haha ...Maybe a toy car, but sure the coffee will be yummy

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

-119

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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple
over a year ago

midlands


"I dont want any money in the bank the intrest rates are garbage. But my classic car collection is growing.... "

Such a huge demand for the 80s hot hatch now.

Xr3i going for 10k, escort or sierra cosworth 50k

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Essex

I dont leave money in a bank

Bitcoin baby

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"£4.77.

I'm going to raid my nephew's account. He's got loads and he's only 4.... he will totally blow it on stupid stuff."

I can remember borrowing the kids birthday money and paying it back with interest!

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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple
over a year ago

midlands


"Why is it in your bank? It’s only losing value with inflation. You should invest it "

Invested on some shares and crypto recently. Amazing gaines in the last few months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not at liberty to say

But it’s all over the place not just banks

2-3 crypto wallets

4 PayPal accounts

And my normal bank account

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I have no money in the bank but I consider myself rich in other ways

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"£4.77.

I'm going to raid my nephew's account. He's got loads and he's only 4.... he will totally blow it on stupid stuff.

I can remember borrowing the kids birthday money and paying it back with interest!"

Huh? Pay it back? But surely this is a life lesson? About how Auntie Posh needs the coffee and we must all chip in.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I have no money in the bank but I consider myself rich in other ways"

Xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Not at liberty to say

But it’s all over the place not just banks

2-3 crypto wallets

4 PayPal accounts

And my normal bank account "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I think he's winding you all up, there's no £ sign in front of the 35k so he could be talking pence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont want any money in the bank the intrest rates are garbage. But my classic car collection is growing....

Such a huge demand for the 80s hot hatch now.

Xr3i going for 10k, escort or sierra cosworth 50k

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Sell now in 10 years they be worthless or in less people are going to convert or have them as trailer queens

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"£4.77.

I'm going to raid my nephew's account. He's got loads and he's only 4.... he will totally blow it on stupid stuff.

I can remember borrowing the kids birthday money and paying it back with interest!

Huh? Pay it back? But surely this is a life lesson? About how Auntie Posh needs the coffee and we must all chip in."

Thinking about it yes. Teach the boy a lesson you are a great auntie.. I may adopt your approach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got enough to quit my job and live comfortably for life, assuming I either die at the weekend or win the lottery.

So not much is the answer!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Nothing...it's all under me mattress

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I've got enough to quit my job and live comfortably for life, assuming I either die at the weekend or win the lottery.

So not much is the answer! "

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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple
over a year ago

midlands


"I have about 35k.

Him

Why are you asking this??"

I think there is a ticking time bomb that will affect everyone.

Interest rate is at an all time low. Govt borrowing is mad.

Tax are as sure going to shoot up.

People living longer.

The covid financial impact is going to last well into the next decade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I have enough in my bank accounts and more in bricks and mortar thanks for asking op

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I've lent all mine to my kids and told them to keep it when I die.

They owe me around 50 grand I reckon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of your business

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I have enough in my bank accounts and more in bricks and mortar thanks for asking op "

Good x

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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple
over a year ago

midlands


"Lol I think he's winding you all up, there's no £ sign in front of the 35k so he could be talking pence! "

Caught out

I wish I had that much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not at liberty to say

But it’s all over the place not just banks

2-3 crypto wallets

4 PayPal accounts

And my normal bank account

"

Good morning sis xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I know someone that works in a bank and the atms have about 250k on a bank holiday weekend. "

That’s not true, unless it’s got £50 notes inside, which I’ve never seen.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Not at liberty to say

But it’s all over the place not just banks

2-3 crypto wallets

4 PayPal accounts

And my normal bank account

Good morning sis xxx"

Morning

Gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not at liberty to say

But it’s all over the place not just banks

2-3 crypto wallets

4 PayPal accounts

And my normal bank account

Good morning sis xxx

Morning

Gorgeous xx"

Awww thank you so much beautiful sis xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Not at liberty to say

But it’s all over the place not just banks

2-3 crypto wallets

4 PayPal accounts

And my normal bank account

Good morning sis xxx

Morning

Gorgeous xx

Awww thank you so much beautiful sis xxx"

Always sis xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"£4.77.

I'm going to raid my nephew's account. He's got loads and he's only 4.... he will totally blow it on stupid stuff."

Haha

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"£4.77.

I'm going to raid my nephew's account. He's got loads and he's only 4.... he will totally blow it on stupid stuff.

I can remember borrowing the kids birthday money and paying it back with interest!

Huh? Pay it back? But surely this is a life lesson? About how Auntie Posh needs the coffee and we must all chip in.

Thinking about it yes. Teach the boy a lesson you are a great auntie.. I may adopt your approach "

You're welcome gorgeous

Tune in later for more Auntie Posh tips to child rearing

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"£4.77.

I'm going to raid my nephew's account. He's got loads and he's only 4.... he will totally blow it on stupid stuff.

I can remember borrowing the kids birthday money and paying it back with interest!

Huh? Pay it back? But surely this is a life lesson? About how Auntie Posh needs the coffee and we must all chip in.

Thinking about it yes. Teach the boy a lesson you are a great auntie.. I may adopt your approach

You're welcome gorgeous

Tune in later for more Auntie Posh tips to child rearing "

I love you Posh...I'm chucking here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as what’s in Paris’s bank account

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

This is a rather undignified thread OP....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"£4.77.

I'm going to raid my nephew's account. He's got loads and he's only 4.... he will totally blow it on stupid stuff.

I can remember borrowing the kids birthday money and paying it back with interest!

Huh? Pay it back? But surely this is a life lesson? About how Auntie Posh needs the coffee and we must all chip in.

Thinking about it yes. Teach the boy a lesson you are a great auntie.. I may adopt your approach

You're welcome gorgeous

Tune in later for more Auntie Posh tips to child rearing

I love you Posh...I'm chucking here "

I might actually do that later if I can stay awake

And I love you too Anabelle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£15.52 lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"£15.52 lol "

Pay day

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

I only check once the card gets declined

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I've just had my last furlough payment. I'm now entering a 3 month period of Lay-off, on £12.50......a WEEK.

I can see a rope coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since lockdown started I began a new career. At the start I had a few grand tucked away. Now I've got enough to be happy and not worry. More then I've ever had tbh but no one knows what the future holds. Stay positive people

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I used to be cash heavy but since redundancy that’s changed. Fortunately the house has increased so my net worth is much the same as 5 years ago.

My investment plods along but unfortunately I couldn’t leave my pension until 55 and withdraw it, in which case my net worth would have been over a million.

But after covid I have no real regrets about being out of work. I’m at a risky age and could well have never known a retirement of any sort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have £200 in my bank the day before payday, I'm doing alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£4.77.

I'm going to raid my nephew's account. He's got loads and he's only 4.... he will totally blow it on stupid stuff."

Like haribos lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could comfortably pay off my mortgage if i wanted to

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Not having a mortgage helps too

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Totally skint and still smiling Miss Pc

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Enough to feel comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All four overdrawn

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Always seems like a lot but then just disappears

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"£4.77.

I'm going to raid my nephew's account. He's got loads and he's only 4.... he will totally blow it on stupid stuff.

Like haribos lol "

Woah woah woah.

Haribos aren't stupid. He would probably buy marshmallows. They are too sickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people are so poor all they have is money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£4.77.

I'm going to raid my nephew's account. He's got loads and he's only 4.... he will totally blow it on stupid stuff.

Like haribos lol

Woah woah woah.

Haribos aren't stupid. He would probably buy marshmallows. They are too sickly."

Marshmallows ate far to rich for a 4 year old. Empty his account now. You know its for the best !!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"I have about 35k.

Him

Why are you asking this??

I think there is a ticking time bomb that will affect everyone.

Interest rate is at an all time low. Govt borrowing is mad.

Tax are as sure going to shoot up.

People living longer.

The covid financial impact is going to last well into the next decade.

"

Al of which had nothing to do with people’s bank balances. People who have prepared well for retirement have their money in isa’s, pensions, investments etc, not sitting in the bank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enough to buy FIFA 22 when it's released and that's all that matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuppence ha’penny farthing

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Not enough to retire yet.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Enough for a lush holiday given past 2 years have been cancelled!? ... anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Enough to buy FIFA 22 when it's released and that's all that matters"

So about a billion in the bank then ha ha

As it’s ea micro transactions to the hills

Superised they not tryed to make you pay go to next season in career mode

Infact shhhh they could be watching we don’t want to give them idears

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Essex


"I have about 35k.

Him

Why are you asking this??

I think there is a ticking time bomb that will affect everyone.

Interest rate is at an all time low. Govt borrowing is mad.

Tax are as sure going to shoot up.

People living longer.

The covid financial impact is going to last well into the next decade.

Al of which had nothing to do with people’s bank balances. People who have prepared well for retirement have their money in isa’s, pensions, investments etc, not sitting in the bank. "

Like isa and pentions are doing well now days all linked to the banking system and fiat money which is being devalued by the usa and their money printing dragging the world currencies down with it

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a strange post. Humble Brag

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Essex


"What a strange post. Humble Brag

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His 35k is just losing money sitting in the bank not sure that called bragging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldnt know truthfully ive not looked in months.

i invest it rather than leave it dormant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a teenager and a dog. You work it out.

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Not much, darn kids keep spending it all..."

This!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"I have about 35k.

Him

Why are you telling us this?

Exactly. Not seen this kind of look at me thread before. Nice touch with the at the end, but it's not really that much, is it?

Its not.

Coming up to retirement age soon. Cant bank on the Govt to look after us. Pension age will increase as it has done every year.

I think there is going to be serious problems in regards to looking after the elderly.

Alot of our younger friends have no savings and no pension in place.

"

Yes i tell me kids to figure in no state pension at all and to take advantage of the full company matching or it's just ignoring free money. They should have a nice pot when they retire.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Enough to do the things I want in life atm ..

Don't need any more than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting thread. An anonymous poll giving options for wealth of the membership might be fun.

I bet it’s like the rest of society where a few are wealthier then the rest put together.

How far it drifts from gen pop stats would give us new insight to swingers.. are they more likely to be affluent or deprived?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a nosey question to ask people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no money in the bank but I consider myself rich in other ways"

And in those ways we are rich beyond our wildest dreams...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have about 35k.

Him

"

Peasant

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Strange thing to share with total strangers on a swinging site

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I have about 35ks worth of Lego if that counts?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"£4.77.

I'm going to raid my nephew's account. He's got loads and he's only 4.... he will totally blow it on stupid stuff.

Like haribos lol

Woah woah woah.

Haribos aren't stupid. He would probably buy marshmallows. They are too sickly.

Marshmallows ate far to rich for a 4 year old. Empty his account now. You know its for the best !!"

I knew it was the best way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not much, darn kids keep spending it all..."

Same, except that kid is me

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"If I have £200 in my bank the day before payday, I'm doing alright"

If I have ANYTHING in the bank the day before pay day I’m delighted. I’m usually totting up the deficit to make sure it gets covered by my wages.

I’m still a happy fecker though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have over the national average for my age range.

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

When my inheritance comes through from my cousin ,who just happens to be a prince in Africa,I'll have around 3.5 billion in mine

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I have more than some and less than others.

I feel that I am comfortably off until I start house/flat hunting in my home city, then I feel poor!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I eat well, the fridge freezer is full, my bills are paid and I have a roof over my head.

That's all I need to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt

But I've got alot invested in the sperm bank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have less cash than some but more than others

A few zeros wouldn't go a miss though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 80k.

Literally been saving since I was 16, from work and buying/selling collectibles. I guess it paid to have no social life or friends lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I've just had my last furlough payment. I'm now entering a 3 month period of Lay-off, on £12.50......a WEEK.

I can see a rope coming. "

Hopefully things don't get that bad....talk to someone if they do..family or mates please

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

About 15% less than there should as the UK inland revenue decided that the harder you work the more you earn and therefore they are going to punish you by taxing you an extra 15% ! Oh and once you go over a certain figure they are going to knock £1000 off of your tax free allowance for every additional £1000 you earn! Great incentive to do your best in life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well which bank account business personal or savings i have all three and investment account

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford

After holiday not a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100k + at the moment, wont be for long though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have about 35k.

Him

"

Just crass

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I have about 35k.

Him

Just crass"

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Harry Enfield "considerably richer than yow"?. Or is that just showing our age?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got fuck all, having an ex made sure of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this is a “look at me” thread, the amount would need to be significantly more impressive.

Secondly, keeping money in the bank isn’t smart, money needs to make money and it won’t do that sitting in a bank account.

Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the minute there is around £80k in my account.

But, its due to be given to someone else soon when they start building my extension and starting on a loft conversion on my house.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

27.6 but I’m saving for a house

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"27.6 but I’m saving for a house "

I'm free

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

What a weird thread

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"27.6 but I’m saving for a house

I'm free "

That’s why I’m buying a 2 bed so you can stay

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"27.6 but I’m saving for a house

I'm free

That’s why I’m buying a 2 bed so you can stay "

Awww xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"27.6 but I’m saving for a house

I'm free

That’s why I’m buying a 2 bed so you can stay "

Cant I sleep in your bed

?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£4.77.

I'm going to raid my nephew's account. He's got loads and he's only 4.... he will totally blow it on stupid stuff.

...whereas you'll spend it on..?!?

Coffee..... obvs. And clearly fast cars and loose women.

He's got about £45. That should be enough, right? "

If you spend £40 on cars, women and coffee that means you will only have £5 left to waste

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"27.6 but I’m saving for a house

I'm free

That’s why I’m buying a 2 bed so you can stay

Cant I sleep in your bed

?"

No only the turtle may share my bed

You get the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's amazing how attractive you become when you say you've got £2m+

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"27.6 but I’m saving for a house

I'm free

That’s why I’m buying a 2 bed so you can stay

Cant I sleep in your bed

?

No only the turtle may share my bed

You get the sofa "

deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have about 35k.

Him

"

Is this a ‘look at my wad’ with a twist OP

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Essex


"It's amazing how attractive you become when you say you've got £2m+ "

Funny that

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent


"Some people are so poor all they have is money"

Absolutely right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...with little finger tucked in corner of mouth, eyebrows raised, I'll say, "ONE MILLLLLLLLION DOLLARS"

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I have about 35k.

Him

"

You owe me a tenner fs

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"...with little finger tucked in corner of mouth, eyebrows raised, I'll say, "ONE MILLLLLLLLION DOLLARS" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skint after taking a £17k a year pay drop.

Selling my car and downsizing

Sleeping on a blow up mattress on a friends floor for now ( not long term )

But happy with what little I have.

Realised you don’t need material things to be happy.

Long term would like to buy a motor home and travel and work my way around the uk.

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Essex


"Skint after taking a £17k a year pay drop.

Selling my car and downsizing

Sleeping on a blow up mattress on a friends floor for now ( not long term )

But happy with what little I have.

Realised you don’t need material things to be happy.

Long term would like to buy a motor home and travel and work my way around the uk.

"

Been there money dont make you happy it does give you choices tho, travelling around uk in a camper right now.... Was ment to be spain but covid put a stop to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your health is far more valuable than your wealth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your health is far more valuable than your wealth "

Health is wealth

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By *idsCouple1Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth

Hubby is amazing with money. We’re very lucky and never have to worry.. definitely won’t be divulging how much we have!

My health is not the best though, I’d give it all away in a heartbeat to be ‘healthy’! Money isn’t everything.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"£4.77.

I'm going to raid my nephew's account. He's got loads and he's only 4.... he will totally blow it on stupid stuff.

...whereas you'll spend it on..?!?

Coffee..... obvs. And clearly fast cars and loose women.

He's got about £45. That should be enough, right?

If you spend £40 on cars, women and coffee that means you will only have £5 left to waste "

I like your thinking....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

From nimblefins

How much does the average person have in savings UK? The average person has £11,000 in savings—half of people have more savings, and half of people have less. Savings includes current and savings accounts, ISAs, stocks, shares, bonds, trust and other financial assets.17 May 2021

So O.P. you have 3 times the average. Invest it or give it to me. Thanks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"It's amazing how attractive you become when you say you've got £2m+ "

Great, I gotta find another 100K before I'll get laid then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean sure the OP has money in the bank but is he a "heavy cummer" that what the ladies really want...isn't it?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Just enough to get by and support our son. And my dad. Oh, and my brother occasionally. We'd have a lot more if we were only supporting one household

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- 280k. That’s minus

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By *idsCouple1Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth


"I mean sure the OP has money in the bank but is he a "heavy cummer" that what the ladies really want...isn't it? "

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma


"When my inheritance comes through from my cousin ,who just happens to be a prince in Africa,I'll have around 3.5 billion in mine "

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Not as much as I’d like

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I mean sure the OP has money in the bank but is he a "heavy cummer" that what the ladies really want...isn't it? "

If he's cumming with his 35k....all good

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Times,are hard atm.

But so long as I can pay the butler, chauffeur, housekeeping staff and chef, leaving enough to maintain the chopper then I'm happy.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Hubby is amazing with money. We’re very lucky and never have to worry.. definitely won’t be divulging how much we have!

My health is not the best though, I’d give it all away in a heartbeat to be ‘healthy’! Money isn’t everything. "

No it's really not.. especially when there are health concerns x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Times,are hard atm.

But so long as I can pay the butler, chauffeur, housekeeping staff and chef, leaving enough to maintain the chopper then I'm happy. "

Nah...you ain't got a chopper, you're always calling for a taxi

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Hubby is amazing with money. We’re very lucky and never have to worry.. definitely won’t be divulging how much we have!

My health is not the best though, I’d give it all away in a heartbeat to be ‘healthy’! Money isn’t everything. "

My hugs are free - you ever want one (or two).

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Times,are hard atm.

But so long as I can pay the butler, chauffeur, housekeeping staff and chef, leaving enough to maintain the chopper then I'm happy.

Nah...you ain't got a chopper, you're always calling for a taxi "

Not all my meets have a helipad nearby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£63k at the minute.

63p at the minute.

You decide

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"I have about 35k.

Him

"

Sound like a brag?

I managed to sell myself last night so I’m up to 5p now. Anyone want some fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a teenager and a dog. You work it out. "

Four teens and a dog here.

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By *idsCouple1Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Hubby is amazing with money. We’re very lucky and never have to worry.. definitely won’t be divulging how much we have!

My health is not the best though, I’d give it all away in a heartbeat to be ‘healthy’! Money isn’t everything.

My hugs are free - you ever want one (or two). "

What a sweetheart you are! ty

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By *idsCouple1Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Hubby is amazing with money. We’re very lucky and never have to worry.. definitely won’t be divulging how much we have!

My health is not the best though, I’d give it all away in a heartbeat to be ‘healthy’! Money isn’t everything.

No it's really not.. especially when there are health concerns x"

Zero point to having it if you can’t always enjoy it! Much rather feel ‘good’ for the most part than have money in the bank x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£63k at the minute.

63p at the minute.

You decide "

What about £6.30?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Hubby is amazing with money. We’re very lucky and never have to worry.. definitely won’t be divulging how much we have!

My health is not the best though, I’d give it all away in a heartbeat to be ‘healthy’! Money isn’t everything.

No it's really not.. especially when there are health concerns x

Zero point to having it if you can’t always enjoy it! Much rather feel ‘good’ for the most part than have money in the bank x"

I can fully appreciate that....I hope today is a good day x

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Enough for my funeral

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Enough for my funeral "

If I was to say that then they must be discarding my body at the side of the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£63k at the minute.

63p at the minute.

You decide

What about £6.30?"

I'm now annoyed with myself for not putting that too. But also glad I didn't because It made me click on your profile. And then your pics. And then...

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Interesting thread. An anonymous poll giving options for wealth of the membership might be fun.

I bet it’s like the rest of society where a few are wealthier then the rest put together.

How far it drifts from gen pop stats would give us new insight to swingers.. are they more likely to be affluent or deprived? "

Deprived or depraved?

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Oh and they've just increased NI contributions by 1.25% ! Makes you wonder why we bother? May as well sit at home doing feck all and live off benefits ! Lazy bastards are probably better off than me Robin Hood lives !!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"It's amazing how attractive you become when you say you've got £2m+ "

How do people know that you’ve got 2 million?

Wouldn’t they only know if you went around bragging about it? And anyone could do that anyway. When I worked in banking the trade support lads would be down the pub on a Friday telling girls they were senior traders earning millions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have about 35k.

Him

"

Pretty distasteful given what's going on at the moment

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