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 tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?  Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls  and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
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"Hey!" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hey, Meli. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! I listened to Taylor Swift for hours last night. | |||
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"Hey! That was for James but you can have one too "Aww thank you! I love me some love. | |||
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" "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Nocturnal love to you. | |||
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" . Good evening everyone…"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Do you like David Blaine? | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Nocturnal love to you. "It’s turning out to be a real love in | |||
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"Hey! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hey, Meli. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! I listened to Taylor Swift for hours last night." Yay thank you! Taylor Swift is brilliant isn't she? Her latest album is perfect listening when you're in a mood to switch off. Good evening Priapus and nocturnal folk and a big hey to Pri   | |||
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"Thank fuck. A friendly thread. It's been well shirty tonight. Big love to you Jim and your friendly, inclusive forum." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grey Cat. Never fear, the nocturnal thread is here. Happy Monday! | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening Perverts
Speak for yourself you "I am and not even ashamed, little miss Angel ( not) | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening Perverts "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. I like how you separate me from the perverts. And quite frankly, riff-raff. | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening Perverts "What is an evening pervert? Personally I’m a morning kinkster | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Nocturnal love to you.
It’s turning out to be a real love in "https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_7xMfIp-irg | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening Perverts
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. I like how you separate me from the perverts. And quite frankly, riff-raff.
"And myself obviously, the perverted nature of some on here is quite frankly ... FUCKING AWESOME  | |||
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"Hey! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hey, Meli. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! I listened to Taylor Swift for hours last night. Yay thank you! Taylor Swift is brilliant isn't she? Her latest album is perfect listening when you're in a mood to switch off. Good evening Priapus and nocturnal folk and a big hey to Pri "I do like Taylor Swift. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Do you like David Blaine? "No not particularly. Do you? | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening everyone - I am really early tonight! Hope everyone had a good day "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Coris. I had a lovely day. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bEeaS6fuUoA How was your Monday day?  | |||
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"Thank fuck. A friendly thread. It's been well shirty tonight. Big love to you Jim and your friendly, inclusive forum." ^^^What he said! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and all nocturnalites. Today has been moderately pleasant. I took a sojourn to my Dad's today, with The Small One. Took him out to a botanical gardens etc. It was rather like herding cats, having a man with dementia plus a pre school child, but we didn't lose anyone. Lots of energy was expended. My shoulders are absolutely cream crackered (after yesterday's exertions too). We had dinner from the restaurant near his house. Fin | |||
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"Evening Jim and everyone tonight "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. Have you got a date for the house move? | |||
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"Howdy ya'll" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. Who's your favourite Will? | |||
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" . Good evening everyone…"Good evening Lorraine. Been meaning to ask if it was you that Toto left down in Africa? | |||
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"Evening peeps "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kop. What did you last climb to the top? | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. Who's your favourite Will?" hmmm? There is an old western with Charlton heston, called "will penny" | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening Perverts
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. I like how you separate me from the perverts. And quite frankly, riff-raff.
And myself obviously, the perverted nature of some on here is quite frankly ...
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"Evening Jimbo! Evening all x " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella.  How are you? | |||
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"Evening Jim and everyone tonight
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. Have you got a date for the house move?"House is still sold. The one buying. Sellers pulled out due to a delay in paperwork.  . Cost me nearly 2K , That I cannot get back. Now looking again for place to buy.  | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. Who's your favourite Will?" Ooooooo oooooooo, can I answer?? Will Smith. He's my favourite Will. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Do you like David Blaine?
No not particularly. Do you?"Nah, he's a bit of a twonk. | |||
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"Evening Jim Evening Perverts
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I am and not even ashamed, little miss Angel ( not) " | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Nocturnal love to you.
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"Thank fuck. A friendly thread. It's been well shirty tonight. Big love to you Jim and your friendly, inclusive forum. ^^^What he said! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and all nocturnalites. Today has been moderately pleasant. I took a sojourn to my Dad's today, with The Small One. Took him out to a botanical gardens etc. It was rather like herding cats, having a man with dementia plus a pre school child, but we didn't lose anyone. Lots of energy was expended. My shoulders are absolutely cream crackered (after yesterday's exertions too). We had dinner from the restaurant near his house. Fin" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Herding cats around a botanical garden sounds like fun.  | |||
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"Evening all!! currently munching on mini chedders rock n roll "I've got pringles and a co op soft cheese. Rocking out here too... | |||
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" . Good evening everyone…
Good evening Lorraine.
Been meaning to ask if it was you that Toto left down in Africa?
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"Evening all!! currently munching on mini chedders rock n roll
I've got pringles and a co op soft cheese. Rocking out here too..."Not had pringles for ages,i need some better midnight feast snackages than mini cheddders. Got wagon wheels though | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. Who's your favourite Will? hmmm? There is an old western with Charlton heston, called "will penny"" You're an old Texan. | |||
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"By the way its labor day over here" Happy Labor Day! | |||
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"Monday was fine … I had an emergency dash last night to get a proper Covid test but the results came back negative today, which was great. I let the professional do the test and he really poked my throat and nose . (Not a euphemism…)"Hey, you don't have Covid. Awesome Monday. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. Have you got a date for the house move?
House is still sold. The one buying. Sellers pulled out due to a delay in paperwork. . Cost me nearly 2K , That I cannot get back. Now looking again for place to buy. "Oh jeez, that's rubbish. | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. Who's your favourite Will? Ooooooo oooooooo, can I answer?? Will Smith. He's my favourite Will. "Will I never. | |||
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I've got pringles and a co op soft cheese. Rocking out here too...
Not had pringles for ages,i need some better midnight feast snackages than mini cheddders.
Got wagon wheels though "Fuck, not had one of them since I was at school. Little school at that. Do they stand the test of time then? Findus crispy pancakes do not I've found. I watched some old Dr Whos once, same. Best kept in my memory I found. | |||
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"Evening all!! currently munching on mini chedders rock n roll "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mischief. Excellent snacking. Have you joined in on The late late nocturnal thread ©™ before? | |||
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"Evening all!! currently munching on mini chedders rock n roll
I've got pringles and a co op soft cheese. Rocking out here too..."Nice combination. | |||
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"Me again! Hello all "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Mischief. It's good to see you again. Did you get to enjoy the sunshine today? | |||
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"Evening all!! currently munching on mini chedders rock n roll
I've got pringles and a co op soft cheese. Rocking out here too...
Not had pringles for ages,i need some better midnight feast snackages than mini cheddders.
Got wagon wheels though
Fuck, not had one of them since I was at school. Little school at that. Do they stand the test of time then? Findus crispy pancakes do not I've found. I watched some old Dr Whos once, same. Best kept in my memory I found. "They are still going yeah but probably half the size of what they used to be. I remember as kid they where huge!! | |||
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"Just been perving over Billieporter_newcastle's new pics and vids. My duvet is looking like a marquee as something has suddenly formed the central tent pole! " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wildman and your massive boner. Smileyface | |||
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"Evening Jim and everyone tonight
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. Have you got a date for the house move?
House is still sold. The one buying. Sellers pulled out due to a delay in paperwork. . Cost me nearly 2K , That I cannot get back. Now looking again for place to buy.
Oh jeez, that's rubbish."Yes really peed me off. Sellers can back out anytime. Right up to just before signing of exchange contracts. My buyers are not happy also. As they cannot move in. | |||
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"Me again! Hello all
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Mischief. It's good to see you again. Did you get to enjoy the sunshine today?"I did a little bit thank you, apparently tomorrow is going to be a scorcher | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mischief. Excellent snacking. Have you joined in on The late late nocturnal thread ©™ before?"Thats a negative Jim!! First initiation. | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening Melifirstface, you were Taylor Swift this evening. Evening all people above and below. Jim have you twisted your things on this Monday? " I twisted his melon. It's my way. Evening you. | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How was your day? I got "pinged" today by the Covid App, and advised to self isolate for 7 days. I called 119 for clarity, as I'm fully jabbed, self tests have shown "Negative" for 4 wks, nor any symptoms. The APP message, in their words, is wrong, so self isolation not needed. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I had a lovely day. I walked to an area of Shrewsbury I hadn't been before. It was delightful. I saw the house Charles Darwin was born in. I found a beach, in Shrewsbury. I was then joined by a massive herd of thirsty cows. That app, worth every penny. | |||
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"Evening Jim and everyone tonight
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. Have you got a date for the house move?
House is still sold. The one buying. Sellers pulled out due to a delay in paperwork. . Cost me nearly 2K , That I cannot get back. Now looking again for place to buy.
Oh jeez, that's rubbish.
Yes really peed me off. Sellers can back out anytime. Right up to just before signing of exchange contracts. My buyers are not happy also. As they cannot move in. "Of course your buyer isn't happy, and it's not your fault. I do hope you find a new home soon. | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How was your day? I got "pinged" today by the Covid App, and advised to self isolate for 7 days. I called 119 for clarity, as I'm fully jabbed, self tests have shown "Negative" for 4 wks, nor any symptoms. The APP message, in their words, is wrong, so self isolation not needed. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I had a lovely day. I walked to an area of Shrewsbury I hadn't been before. It was delightful. I saw the house Charles Darwin was born in. I found a beach, in Shrewsbury. I was then joined by a massive herd of thirsty cows. That app, worth every penny. "Did Charles Darwin's house mention that Charles Darwin lived there? I do understand that Shrewsbury remembers Charles Darwin "fucking everywhere"
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"I might go for a nocturnal snack now. The food talk has piqued my taste buds "What you having KC? | |||
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"I might go for a nocturnal snack now. The food talk has piqued my taste buds
What you having KC? "I'm not sure. I actually am not sure what snacking type things we have. We might have some popcorn  | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Clasmax. " Thank you, and thanks to those that did too | |||
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"Evening. Glad to be a part of the naughty night shift" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Spec. Welcome to what I like to call The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface | |||
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"I might go for a nocturnal snack now. The food talk has piqued my taste buds
What you having KC?
I'm not sure. I actually am not sure what snacking type things we have. We might have some popcorn "I got butternut popcorn ice cream before , Mrs m said it was Fit!!! | |||
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"Me again! Hello all
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Mischief. It's good to see you again. Did you get to enjoy the sunshine today?
I did a little bit thank you, apparently tomorrow is going to be a scorcher "Feeling hot, hot, hot. | |||
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"Evening. Glad to be a part of the naughty night shift" Hello, welcome | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mischief. Excellent snacking. Have you joined in on The late late nocturnal thread ©™ before?
Thats a negative Jim!! First initiation."Well in that case. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface | |||
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"[bollocks Removed by poster at 06/09/21 23:39:01] Bollocks. I'll try again." Have you made a mistake too? | |||
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"[bollocks Removed by poster at 06/09/21 23:39:01] Bollocks. I'll try again. Have you made a mistake too?" Often, Jim. Often | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening Melifirstface, you were Taylor Swift this evening. Evening all people above and below. Jim have you twisted your things on this Monday? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, lovely Lois. I twisted the top off a bottle of milk. Have you twisted today? | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Mischief. He's a Mancunian Mini Cheddar masticator." MMCM you know it Just don't be nicking them all unless you have little hands | |||
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"Jethro "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. How the flippin' flip are you? | |||
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Good evening Lorraine.
Been meaning to ask if it was you that Toto left down in Africa?
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"Evening Jim, evening Melifirstface, you were Taylor Swift this evening. Evening all people above and below. Jim have you twisted your things on this Monday? I twisted his melon. It's my way. Evening you. "Did it give you lots of satisfaction? | |||
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"Just been perving over Billieporter_newcastle's new pics and vids. My duvet is looking like a marquee as something has suddenly formed the central tent pole! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wildman and your massive boner. Smileyface" Cheeeeeeeeeers Jim! Time to settle down to sleep now. Whats the difference between hard and light? You can sleep with the light on! After viewing the pics and vids I'm doomed! See you all tomorrow!!
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"Evening Jim, evening Melifirstface, you were Taylor Swift this evening. Evening all people above and below. Jim have you twisted your things on this Monday? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, lovely Lois. I twisted the top off a bottle of milk. Have you twisted today?" I twisted on my office chair | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening Melifirstface, you were Taylor Swift this evening. Evening all people above and below. Jim have you twisted your things on this Monday? I twisted his melon. It's my way. Evening you.
Did it give you lots of satisfaction? "I can't get none. Sigh* | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. How the flippin' flip are you?"I'm alright. I saved Squirrel Nutkins from a group of unsavoury teen type humans on my way to work. He was only a bambino and he went from being poked with a stick by them, to being made a hammock close to the tree he must have fallen from and placed safely til his mumma came to fetch him He may have snuggled into my neck too. I know they're vermin but my fuck giving level is zilch right there. Animals are far more deserving than humans, even if they're grey squirrels | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kop. What did you last climb to the top?"Last thing I climbed to the top (other than some Munros) was Mount Mulanje, and Kilimanjaro a few weeks before that, as it happens. | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How was your day? I got "pinged" today by the Covid App, and advised to self isolate for 7 days. I called 119 for clarity, as I'm fully jabbed, self tests have shown "Negative" for 4 wks, nor any symptoms. The APP message, in their words, is wrong, so self isolation not needed. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I had a lovely day. I walked to an area of Shrewsbury I hadn't been before. It was delightful. I saw the house Charles Darwin was born in. I found a beach, in Shrewsbury. I was then joined by a massive herd of thirsty cows. That app, worth every penny.
Did Charles Darwin's house mention that Charles Darwin lived there? I do understand that Shrewsbury remembers Charles Darwin "fucking everywhere"
Did you offer the cows a coffee?! "There's an information board. There's a new mural in town. I saw the artist start it on Bank Holiday Saturday. I bet you can't guess who inspired the mural. | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Clasmax. Thank you, and thanks to those that did too "You're welcome, dude. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. How the flippin' flip are you?
I'm alright.
I saved Squirrel Nutkins from a group of unsavoury teen type humans on my way to work.
He was only a bambino and he went from being poked with a stick by them, to being made a hammock close to the tree he must have fallen from and placed safely til his mumma came to fetch him
He may have snuggled into my neck too. I know they're vermin but my fuck giving level is zilch right there. Animals are far more deserving than humans, even if they're grey squirrels "Hang on... you've not only seen a baby squirrel you've snuggled one? Fuck the fuck off. | |||
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"Hi everyone " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mike. When did you last ride a bike? | |||
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"Hello Jim "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. It's good to see you. Smileyface | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. It's good to see you. Smileyface"And you! | |||
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"Just been perving over Billieporter_newcastle's new pics and vids. My duvet is looking like a marquee as something has suddenly formed the central tent pole! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wildman and your massive boner. Smileyface Cheeeeeeeeeers Jim! Time to settle down to sleep now. Whats the difference between hard and light? You can sleep with the light on! After viewing the pics and vids I'm doomed! See you all tomorrow!!
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Did it give you lots of satisfaction?
I can't get none. Sigh*"Be unique and start a forum post on it Twinkle | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. How the flippin' flip are you?
I'm alright.
I saved Squirrel Nutkins from a group of unsavoury teen type humans on my way to work.
He was only a bambino and he went from being poked with a stick by them, to being made a hammock close to the tree he must have fallen from and placed safely til his mumma came to fetch him
He may have snuggled into my neck too. I know they're vermin but my fuck giving level is zilch right there. Animals are far more deserving than humans, even if they're grey squirrels "I love you. I bought a wooden squirrel for my back garden at the weekend. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kop. What did you last climb to the top?
Last thing I climbed to the top (other than some Munros) was Mount Mulanje, and Kilimanjaro a few weeks before that, as it happens."That's some climbing. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. How the flippin' flip are you?
I'm alright.
I saved Squirrel Nutkins from a group of unsavoury teen type humans on my way to work.
He was only a bambino and he went from being poked with a stick by them, to being made a hammock close to the tree he must have fallen from and placed safely til his mumma came to fetch him
He may have snuggled into my neck too. I know they're vermin but my fuck giving level is zilch right there. Animals are far more deserving than humans, even if they're grey squirrels
I love you. I bought a wooden squirrel for my back garden at the weekend."Please tell me you've given it a name | |||
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"Jethro
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. How the flippin' flip are you?
I'm alright.
I saved Squirrel Nutkins from a group of unsavoury teen type humans on my way to work.
He was only a bambino and he went from being poked with a stick by them, to being made a hammock close to the tree he must have fallen from and placed safely til his mumma came to fetch him
He may have snuggled into my neck too. I know they're vermin but my fuck giving level is zilch right there. Animals are far more deserving than humans, even if they're grey squirrels
I love you. I bought a wooden squirrel for my back garden at the weekend."Is he sat with the gnome? | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. How the flippin' flip are you?
I'm alright.
I saved Squirrel Nutkins from a group of unsavoury teen type humans on my way to work.
He was only a bambino and he went from being poked with a stick by them, to being made a hammock close to the tree he must have fallen from and placed safely til his mumma came to fetch him
He may have snuggled into my neck too. I know they're vermin but my fuck giving level is zilch right there. Animals are far more deserving than humans, even if they're grey squirrels
Hang on... you've not only seen a baby squirrel you've snuggled one? Fuck the fuck off. "I've snuggled and bottle fed several | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kop. What did you last climb to the top?
Last thing I climbed to the top (other than some Munros) was Mount Mulanje, and Kilimanjaro a few weeks before that, as it happens.
That's some climbing."tbh, there wasn't really any actual climbing involved in either - just lots of interminable trudging. Last thing I actually climbed, other than a building, was a 120 ft giant redwood tree to fly a flag at its top as a favour for its owner... but that hardly counts. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. It's good to see you. Smileyface
And you! "What's going on in your world? | |||
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Yes!
I know how to live life to the full you know!
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pamFw1F854M what's that
Amy Winehouse's first public performance of Cupid."Xx | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. How the flippin' flip are you?
I'm alright.
I saved Squirrel Nutkins from a group of unsavoury teen type humans on my way to work.
He was only a bambino and he went from being poked with a stick by them, to being made a hammock close to the tree he must have fallen from and placed safely til his mumma came to fetch him
He may have snuggled into my neck too. I know they're vermin but my fuck giving level is zilch right there. Animals are far more deserving than humans, even if they're grey squirrels
I love you. I bought a wooden squirrel for my back garden at the weekend.
Please tell me you've given it a name "It's actually a carving of two squirrels. They're both nameless in Shrewsbury. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. How the flippin' flip are you?
I'm alright.
I saved Squirrel Nutkins from a group of unsavoury teen type humans on my way to work.
He was only a bambino and he went from being poked with a stick by them, to being made a hammock close to the tree he must have fallen from and placed safely til his mumma came to fetch him
He may have snuggled into my neck too. I know they're vermin but my fuck giving level is zilch right there. Animals are far more deserving than humans, even if they're grey squirrels
I love you. I bought a wooden squirrel for my back garden at the weekend.
Is he sat with the gnome? "My two gay gnomes are on the front. | |||
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pamFw1F854M what's that
Amy Winehouse's first public performance of Cupid.
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"Jethro
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. How the flippin' flip are you?
I'm alright.
I saved Squirrel Nutkins from a group of unsavoury teen type humans on my way to work.
He was only a bambino and he went from being poked with a stick by them, to being made a hammock close to the tree he must have fallen from and placed safely til his mumma came to fetch him
He may have snuggled into my neck too. I know they're vermin but my fuck giving level is zilch right there. Animals are far more deserving than humans, even if they're grey squirrels
I love you. I bought a wooden squirrel for my back garden at the weekend.
Is he sat with the gnome?
My two gay gnomes are on the front. " | |||
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"Evening peeps
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kop. What did you last climb to the top?
Last thing I climbed to the top (other than some Munros) was Mount Mulanje, and Kilimanjaro a few weeks before that, as it happens.
That's some climbing.
tbh, there wasn't really any actual climbing involved in either - just lots of interminable trudging. Last thing I actually climbed, other than a building, was a 120 ft giant redwood tree to fly a flag at its top as a favour for its owner... but that hardly counts. "Redwood 0riginal. | |||
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"Jethro
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. How the flippin' flip are you?
I'm alright.
I saved Squirrel Nutkins from a group of unsavoury teen type humans on my way to work.
He was only a bambino and he went from being poked with a stick by them, to being made a hammock close to the tree he must have fallen from and placed safely til his mumma came to fetch him
He may have snuggled into my neck too. I know they're vermin but my fuck giving level is zilch right there. Animals are far more deserving than humans, even if they're grey squirrels
I love you. I bought a wooden squirrel for my back garden at the weekend.
Please tell me you've given it a name
It's actually a carving of two squirrels. They're both nameless in Shrewsbury."Piss and Tachio | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How was your day? I got "pinged" today by the Covid App, and advised to self isolate for 7 days. I called 119 for clarity, as I'm fully jabbed, self tests have shown "Negative" for 4 wks, nor any symptoms. The APP message, in their words, is wrong, so self isolation not needed. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I had a lovely day. I walked to an area of Shrewsbury I hadn't been before. It was delightful. I saw the house Charles Darwin was born in. I found a beach, in Shrewsbury. I was then joined by a massive herd of thirsty cows. That app, worth every penny.
Did Charles Darwin's house mention that Charles Darwin lived there? I do understand that Shrewsbury remembers Charles Darwin "fucking everywhere"
Did you offer the cows a coffee?!
There's an information board. There's a new mural in town. I saw the artist start it on Bank Holiday Saturday. I bet you can't guess who inspired the mural."I missed this earlier, Jim. I was contemplating midnight snacks. I imagine that the mural was inspired by the most famous man in Shrewsbury. Erect Jim | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How was your day? I got "pinged" today by the Covid App, and advised to self isolate for 7 days. I called 119 for clarity, as I'm fully jabbed, self tests have shown "Negative" for 4 wks, nor any symptoms. The APP message, in their words, is wrong, so self isolation not needed. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I had a lovely day. I walked to an area of Shrewsbury I hadn't been before. It was delightful. I saw the house Charles Darwin was born in. I found a beach, in Shrewsbury. I was then joined by a massive herd of thirsty cows. That app, worth every penny.
Did Charles Darwin's house mention that Charles Darwin lived there? I do understand that Shrewsbury remembers Charles Darwin "fucking everywhere"
Did you offer the cows a coffee?!
There's an information board. There's a new mural in town. I saw the artist start it on Bank Holiday Saturday. I bet you can't guess who inspired the mural.
I missed this earlier, Jim. I was contemplating midnight snacks. I imagine that the mural was inspired by the most famous man in Shrewsbury.
Erect
Jim
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"Evening Jim, evening Melifirstface, you were Taylor Swift this evening. Evening all people above and below. Jim have you twisted your things on this Monday? I twisted his melon. It's my way. Evening you.
Did it give you lots of satisfaction?
I can't get none. Sigh*
Be unique and start a forum post on it Twinkle "Now that WOULD be a novel idea. I'll do that tomorrow. Call me twinkle all you like. Beats being called fuck face. | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening Melifirstface, you were Taylor Swift this evening. Evening all people above and below. Jim have you twisted your things on this Monday? I twisted his melon. It's my way. Evening you.
Did it give you lots of satisfaction?
I can't get none. Sigh*
Be unique and start a forum post on it Twinkle
Now that WOULD be a novel idea. I'll do that tomorrow. Call me twinkle all you like. Beats being called fuck face. "Goddddddd  some people are soooo ungrateful
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"Jethro
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. How the flippin' flip are you?
I'm alright.
I saved Squirrel Nutkins from a group of unsavoury teen type humans on my way to work.
He was only a bambino and he went from being poked with a stick by them, to being made a hammock close to the tree he must have fallen from and placed safely til his mumma came to fetch him
He may have snuggled into my neck too. I know they're vermin but my fuck giving level is zilch right there. Animals are far more deserving than humans, even if they're grey squirrels
I love you. I bought a wooden squirrel for my back garden at the weekend.
Is he sat with the gnome?
My two gay gnomes are on the front.
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"Evening Jim, evening Melifirstface, you were Taylor Swift this evening. Evening all people above and below. Jim have you twisted your things on this Monday? I twisted his melon. It's my way. Evening you.
Did it give you lots of satisfaction?
I can't get none. Sigh*
Be unique and start a forum post on it Twinkle
Now that WOULD be a novel idea. I'll do that tomorrow. Call me twinkle all you like. Beats being called fuck face.
Goddddddd some people are soooo ungrateful
*swings arms like Kevin the teenager*"Can I be Kathy Burke in this analogy? She's my absolute fucking favourite. | |||
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"Jethro
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. How the flippin' flip are you?
I'm alright.
I saved Squirrel Nutkins from a group of unsavoury teen type humans on my way to work.
He was only a bambino and he went from being poked with a stick by them, to being made a hammock close to the tree he must have fallen from and placed safely til his mumma came to fetch him
He may have snuggled into my neck too. I know they're vermin but my fuck giving level is zilch right there. Animals are far more deserving than humans, even if they're grey squirrels
I love you. I bought a wooden squirrel for my back garden at the weekend.
Please tell me you've given it a name
It's actually a carving of two squirrels. They're both nameless in Shrewsbury.
Piss and Tachio "Hahahaha. | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening Melifirstface, you were Taylor Swift this evening. Evening all people above and below. Jim have you twisted your things on this Monday? I twisted his melon. It's my way. Evening you.
Did it give you lots of satisfaction?
I can't get none. Sigh*
Be unique and start a forum post on it Twinkle
Now that WOULD be a novel idea. I'll do that tomorrow. Call me twinkle all you like. Beats being called fuck face.
Goddddddd some people are soooo ungrateful
*swings arms like Kevin the teenager*
Can I be Kathy Burke in this analogy? She's my absolute fucking favourite. "Yes yes yes! She's epic. I'd love to have a cuppa with her | |||
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"Hey. I’m lay in bed wondering why I’m never a hit on the forums. I always seem to just go unnoticed and that’s not like me!!! Lol. Is it time to just give up? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lush. I just don't know. But don't give up. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VjEq-r2agqc | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening Melifirstface, you were Taylor Swift this evening. Evening all people above and below. Jim have you twisted your things on this Monday? I twisted his melon. It's my way. Evening you.
Did it give you lots of satisfaction?
I can't get none. Sigh*
Be unique and start a forum post on it Twinkle
Now that WOULD be a novel idea. I'll do that tomorrow. Call me twinkle all you like. Beats being called fuck face.
Goddddddd some people are soooo ungrateful
*swings arms like Kevin the teenager*
Can I be Kathy Burke in this analogy? She's my absolute fucking favourite.
Yes yes yes! She's epic. I'd love to have a cuppa with her "Boris tweeting about one of the worst epsiodes of corrupt nepotism ever being "a good appointment for a man who will do well in the post" Kathy tweets "He's a cunt and so are you". | |||
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