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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What meat is it . Maybe had 2 or 3 in the past 10 years what is it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some questions you don't want the answer to

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"There are some questions you don't want the answer to

. Tis probably why I’ve never had a kebab in my life!

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"There are some questions you don't want the answer to

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is it in depth answer

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"There are some questions you don't want the answer to

. Tis probably why I’ve never had a kebab in my life!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some questions you don't want the answer to

I don't think I'm brave enough to come back to this thread. But lordy I love a kebab once or twice a year. *drools*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some questions you don't want the answer to

. Tis probably why I’ve never had a kebab in my life!"

Me neither

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"There are some questions you don't want the answer to

I don't think I'm brave enough to come back to this thread. But lordy I love a kebab once or twice a year. *drools*"
check later on might get messy xx

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"There are some questions you don't want the answer to

. Tis probably why I’ve never had a kebab in my life!

Me neither

I don’t think we’re missing out on much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mainly processed lamb

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Guess it depends on where you get it from.

Its basically squished up meat formed to shape!

so could be any!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's lamb and it's delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some questions you don't want the answer to

I don't think I'm brave enough to come back to this thread. But lordy I love a kebab once or twice a year. *drools*check later on might get messy xx

I have to be honest I probably eat much worse than a donner kebab! I don't even know what half of the ingredients are I put in my body sometimes. I should really go pure and vegan.

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By *obycontinuedMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Chicken kebabs are much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends most is processed but one of my locals makes their own and it's real cuts layered up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some questions you don't want the answer to

. Tis probably why I’ve never had a kebab in my life!"

If there was a list of foods that are soooo good but make you feel terrible after, a diner kebab is definitely near the top!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"There are some questions you don't want the answer to

. Tis probably why I’ve never had a kebab in my life!

If there was a list of foods that are soooo good but make you feel terrible after, a diner kebab is definitely near the top!"

Don’t think I could stomach it. No matter how much I’d had to drink lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's processed lamb...

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I make my own doner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had such a good night out in my youth, I woke up with it stuck to my face.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I make my own doner"
what do u use Tinder xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What meat is it . Maybe had 2 or 3 in the past 10 years what is it ?

As a Butcher you're better off not knowing trust me haha

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"What meat is it . Maybe had 2 or 3 in the past 10 years what is it ?

As a Butcher you're better off not knowing trust me haha

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fairvenough

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

"What meat is it . Maybe had 2 or 3 in the past 10 years what is it ?

Part of your 5 a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some questions you don't want the answer to

I don't think I'm brave enough to come back to this thread. But lordy I love a kebab once or twice a year. *drools*"

Absolutely worth it though, a doner pizza is one of my guilty pleasures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love lamb donner kebab salad mint sauce yum yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some questions you don't want the answer to

I don't think I'm brave enough to come back to this thread. But lordy I love a kebab once or twice a year. *drools*

Absolutely worth it though, a doner pizza is one of my guilty pleasures

I've never had one but I'd destroy it for sure!! I always get my kebab on naan with cheesey chips and a bit of salad for healthiness.

Damn I'm hungry now. I want to try the pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What meat is it . Maybe had 2 or 3 in the past 10 years what is it ?

As a Butcher you're better off not knowing trust me haha

Listen to the expert, OP.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"What meat is it . Maybe had 2 or 3 in the past 10 years what is it ?

As a Butcher you're better off not knowing trust me haha

Listen to the expert, OP.

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I always listen to experts Leo . I am all ears or is that doner meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What meat is it . Maybe had 2 or 3 in the past 10 years what is it ?

As a Butcher you're better off not knowing trust me haha

Oh please don't say that...I thought so...waste meat that's probably been coloured too...& I've just ordered one to be delivered when I saw this thread a few mins ago...I won't be eating it now

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Essex

Mechanically removed sweaty lamb armpit meat never have a donner

Chicken or lamb shish tasty maybe both

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

No idea it’s why Iv never had one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What meat is it . Maybe had 2 or 3 in the past 10 years what is it ?

As a Butcher you're better off not knowing trust me haha

Oh please don't say that...I thought so...waste meat that's probably been coloured too...& I've just ordered one to be delivered when I saw this thread a few mins ago...I won't be eating it now

And now I feel guilty sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What meat is it . Maybe had 2 or 3 in the past 10 years what is it ?

As a Butcher you're better off not knowing trust me haha

Oh please don't say that...I thought so...waste meat that's probably been coloured too...& I've just ordered one to be delivered when I saw this thread a few mins ago...I won't be eating it now

is it an Apache kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have them most nights when I travel with work (I can feel more blocks coming) but hey what else can I have which is filling at the end of the night!?

I try to eat health but you can't get away from junk food

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I have them most nights when I travel with work (I can feel more blocks coming) but hey what else can I have which is filling at the end of the night!?

I try to eat health but you can't get away from junk food "
pork scratchings

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By *igerstyle2k2Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

It's elephant leg

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford

"Chicken kebabs are much better

I'm with ya there

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Its an Elephants leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I heard it’s people who got stuck and lost in IKEA…

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

How else do you think takeaways keep the rat numbers under control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make your own and its just lamb and spices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's made from 100% prime lamb and contains absolutely nothing dubious whatsoever.

Well....it's mostly lamb

At least in parts it is

With other stuff that's ok really

Apart from the bits that aren't

Anyway.. it's all brown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently I heard it’s people who got stuck and lost in IKEA…

The most likely conclusion. I'm happy to fully believe this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What meat is it . Maybe had 2 or 3 in the past 10 years what is it ?

As a Butcher you're better off not knowing trust me haha

Oh please don't say that...I thought so...waste meat that's probably been coloured too...& I've just ordered one to be delivered when I saw this thread a few mins ago...I won't be eating it now

is it an Apache kebab"

No Abrakebabra, why lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some questions you don't want the answer to

I don't think I'm brave enough to come back to this thread. But lordy I love a kebab once or twice a year. *drools*

Absolutely worth it though, a doner pizza is one of my guilty pleasures

I've never had one but I'd destroy it for sure!! I always get my kebab on naan with cheesey chips and a bit of salad for healthiness.

Damn I'm hungry now. I want to try the pizza.

Now you’re talking cheesy chips

Like spam fritters mushy peas as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicken kebabs are much better

I'm with ya there

That's processed too....the doner one.

The lamb or chicken shish is the only one to get. Fillet leanest of lamb chunks...delish & not an ounce of fat on it

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Fun fact: It is the food of the libertines. From the Turkish donmek kebap which means rotating roast. The Romans translated it as spit roast and it was only when Julius Caesar shouted for his favourite spit roast and two geezers from Dover brought him something that wasn’t in a flat bread that it reverted to being called a doner (sic) kebab in honour of the fair maiden (Donna from Dover) that was served up to the Emperor. And the rest is history.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I make my own donerwhat do u use Tinder xx "

Lamb mince and a seasoning sachet I get from Amazon, colemans do one too but not used it yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What meat is it . Maybe had 2 or 3 in the past 10 years what is it ?

As a Butcher you're better off not knowing trust me haha

Oh please don't say that...I thought so...waste meat that's probably been coloured too...& I've just ordered one to be delivered when I saw this thread a few mins ago...I won't be eating it now

is it an Apache kebab

No Abrakebabra, why lol"

apaches had me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling the moment

mixed donner with garlic and chilli sauce

Mmm love me long time baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make my own donerwhat do u use Tinder xx

Lamb mince and a seasoning sachet I get from Amazon, colemans do one too but not used it yet "

Clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What meat is it . Maybe had 2 or 3 in the past 10 years what is it ?

As a Butcher you're better off not knowing trust me haha

Oh please don't say that...I thought so...waste meat that's probably been coloured too...& I've just ordered one to be delivered when I saw this thread a few mins ago...I won't be eating it now

is it an Apache kebab

No Abrakebabra, why lol

apaches had me "

It was delish btw...& It didn't taste or look processed...just shavings of lamb...

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"What meat is it . Maybe had 2 or 3 in the past 10 years what is it ?

60% lamb then other meats like pork or possibly horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago there was a kebab shop in Swansea that got closed down. I forget how many different kinds of meat there were but according to the newspapers at the time it included seagull along with a few that couldn't be identified. It made me wonder if they were testing for seagull what the hell the unidentified ones could be ...

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

It's roadkill scraped from bus tyres

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Lamb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many years ago there was a kebab shop in Swansea that got closed down. I forget how many different kinds of meat there were but according to the newspapers at the time it included seagull along with a few that couldn't be identified. It made me wonder if they were testing for seagull what the hell the unidentified ones could be ...

Mr"

I was in a restaurant before...run by a certain religion & I was eating beef meatballs apparently...I guarantee you the beef tasted nothing like beef & it smelled nothing like beef

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Mr"

It only need to be 60% lamb then they would have never look at the other meats.

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Christ I want a doner kebab now.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Ear holes, eye holes and arseholes according to my nephew.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Christ I want a doner kebab now."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a restaurant before...run by a certain religion & I was eating beef meatballs apparently...I guarantee you the beef tasted nothing like beef & it smelled nothing like beef

I didn't know religions ran restaurants?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I was in a restaurant before...run by a certain religion & I was eating beef meatballs apparently...I guarantee you the beef tasted nothing like beef & it smelled nothing like beef

I didn't know religions ran restaurants?

Mr"

They've got their hands in lots of pies.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

I was in a restaurant before...run by a certain religion & I was eating beef meatballs apparently...I guarantee you the beef tasted nothing like beef & it smelled nothing like beef

I didn't know religions ran restaurants?

They've got their hands in lots of pies.

And meatballs it would appear.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I was in a restaurant before...run by a certain religion & I was eating beef meatballs apparently...I guarantee you the beef tasted nothing like beef & it smelled nothing like beef

I didn't know religions ran restaurants?

They've got their hands in lots of pies.

And meatballs it would appear."

It's all bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What meat is it . Maybe had 2 or 3 in the past 10 years what is it ?

As a Butcher you're better off not knowing trust me haha

Oh please don't say that...I thought so...waste meat that's probably been coloured too...& I've just ordered one to be delivered when I saw this thread a few mins ago...I won't be eating it now

is it an Apache kebab

No Abrakebabra, why lol

apaches had me

It was delish btw...& It didn't taste or look processed...just shavings of lamb..."

I had a foot long chickens leg

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"What meat is it . Maybe had 2 or 3 in the past 10 years what is it ?

It potentially doesn't qualify as meat and perhaps may be better thought of as animal body components, of unspecified animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your lucky a good one is made of lamb breast , thats why its so greasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont care what it is, its fucking delicious!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I dont care what it is, its fucking delicious!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a restaurant before...run by a certain religion & I was eating beef meatballs apparently...I guarantee you the beef tasted nothing like beef & it smelled nothing like beef

I didn't know religions ran restaurants?

They've got their hands in lots of pies.

And meatballs it would appear.

It's all bollocks.

Yup could be minced bulls bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont care what it is, its fucking delicious!"

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Its glorious to eat d*unk or hungover and that's good enough for me

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ve met three Donna’s that way. Two have had my meat.

Is that what we’re talking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make my own doner"

Sounds good

Lamb?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Will all depend where you get it from but most are a mixture of lamb, chicken, beef, veal, what parts is best left to imagination, just like growing up it was best not to know what actually went into sausages or faggots.

Making your own is the best way, at least you know what is in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doner's Law: -

Enjoyment of kebab is positively proportional to intake of alcohol

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By *jfrenchMan
over a year ago

Stockport

"What meat is it . Maybe had 2 or 3 in the past 10 years what is it ?

I dunno. But its the dog's bollocks. Maybe literally.

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Youtube it.

Looks like an elephant leg.

Tasty though. Salad and chilli on it.

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"I make my own doner"

Yeah, I’ve done it in the past. Quick, easy and tasty!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I was in a restaurant before...run by a certain religion & I was eating beef meatballs apparently...I guarantee you the beef tasted nothing like beef & it smelled nothing like beef

I didn't know religions ran restaurants?

They've got their hands in lots of pies.

And meatballs it would appear.

It's all bollocks.

Yup could be minced bulls bollocks

Ooooo. That made me cross my legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lamb"

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

A lad ate a doner a day from aged 14 and died aged 21 from a massive heart attack.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

They should do a version with added mint.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

A small percentage of human DNA, I’m not even joking

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Beef/lamb mainly x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Yummy is what it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congealed lamb/beef and abit of bone basicallyall the waste meat washed off the bone. Its minging... especially seeing the production of it

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Congealed lamb/beef and abit of bone basicallyall the waste meat washed off the bone. Its minging... especially seeing the production of it

Tastes nice though and surely its best to eat as much of the meat off an animal as possible considering we killed it for our pleasure?!

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By *iss_KateTV/TS
over a year ago

Windsor

I make my own with minced lamb and I also add a little minced beef to it and my home made seasoning consisting of garlic, onion, mixed italian herbs, cayenne, smoked paprika, black pepper and a little salt.

Much nicer than a take away doner and cheaper, I'd hate to think what goes in the take away ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lad ate a doner a day from aged 14 and died aged 21 from a massive heart attack."

Theres a lot to be said for the salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congealed lamb/beef and abit of bone basicallyall the waste meat washed off the bone. Its minging... especially seeing the production of it

Tastes nice though and surely its best to eat as much of the meat off an animal as possible considering we killed it for our pleasure?!

Hmmmm ill have to take your word for it, its been a very long time since ive eaten it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably no worse than your average pie or sausage…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know people are a bit squeamish about where such as Doner meat comes from

As humans we eat the lot

Cultures vary such a China where absolutely everything is scoffed down such as fish eyes etc

It’s all stuff we now find distasteful, but during war years we all are everything as it was a protein source

So lamb Doner is what it is such as brawn, hazelet, sausages, black pudding etc

I sometimes get the urge for a dirty kebab and live it….. it’s all in moderation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a lovely Irish nurse of my acquaintance once said about the contents of a sausage, "it has everything but the grunt". As for doner meat, I would imagine it has everything but the woof, meow, baaa etc

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"You know people are a bit squeamish about where such as Doner meat comes from

As humans we eat the lot

Cultures vary such a China where absolutely everything is scoffed down such as fish eyes etc

It’s all stuff we now find distasteful, but during war years we all are everything as it was a protein source

So lamb Doner is what it is such as brawn, hazelet, sausages, black pudding etc

I sometimes get the urge for a dirty kebab and live it….. it’s all in moderation "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat haggis, black pudding, liver, kidneys so I'm far from squeamish but just the smell of a Donner kebab has me

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