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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

you wouldn't do anywhere else.

I can say shit, arse , fuck , twat, knob , cunt, wanker, bastard and no one takes a blind bit of notice.

I don't do it at work or at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get my boobs out constantly.

Couldn't do that anywhere else

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Ask for bum hole pics

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Tell everyone I have pubic hair and my chuff looks like David Bellamy’s beard.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Granny, I didn't know you swore!!

My arse is on show on here much more than it is in the big wide world.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from talk to you guys in the lounge I'm struggling to think of things I wouldn't do irl too.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Get my bum out

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Apart from talk to you guys in the lounge I'm struggling to think of things I wouldn't do irl too."

Would you stand around in your blue undies and serve cake from your penis area ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"you wouldn't do anywhere else.

I can say shit, arse , fuck , twat, knob , cunt, wanker, bastard and no one takes a blind bit of notice.

I don't do it at work or at home

Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask random strangers if they fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from talk to you guys in the lounge I'm struggling to think of things I wouldn't do irl too.

Would you stand around in your blue undies and serve cake from your penis area ?"

Is the blue pants pic not hidden? Damn. Yeah maybe the cake is pushing it a bit too. Although I wouldn't put it past me in the right company.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Have sexual conversations with lots of married men

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Have a woman tell me how fantastic a shag her husband is.

I'm sure many husbands I know in real life are amazing, but their wives don't tell me so.

Otherwise there's not much I do here that I don't do elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get my boobs out constantly.

And long may that continue...!

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Get my boobs out constantly.

Couldn't do that anywhere else

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And very nice they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't listen to peoples stories of how much spunk they produce

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I just come here to keep fit.

A few minutes on the conclusion jumper followed by a quick twirl on the eye roller sets me up for the day.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Ask men if they aren't into rimming.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Ask men if they aren't into rimming. "

are! goddammit

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Have sexual conversations with lots of married men"

Hehe I do this with everyone

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I just come here to keep fit.

A few minutes on the conclusion jumper followed by a quick twirl on the eye roller sets me up for the day. "

What about the head shaker?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Have sexual conversations with lots of married men

Hehe I do this with everyone

I do with their wives in real life, never the husbands

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Flash my tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get my boobs out constantly.

Couldn't do that anywhere else

You could come round mine and do it as often as you like… I promise I would t mind

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I just come here to keep fit.

A few minutes on the conclusion jumper followed by a quick twirl on the eye roller sets me up for the day.

What about the head shaker? "

Last time I was on that something came loose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not get arrested for telling a woman she has nice boobs and a delicious looking pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geting my ass out

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By *ak4uMan
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Get my boobs out constantly.

Couldn't do that anywhere else

Constantly? Brilliant....

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

"Ask for bum hole pics

Lol

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

talk sex to a complete stranger and about what we are going to each other and exchange explicit pics before we have even met... sometimes before we have even exchanged real names. its great fun ain't it and so satisfying when we meet up.xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Flounce around nekkid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling men to keep their boner out of my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have my cock out for anyone or everyone to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Telling men to keep their boner out of my inbox

So you tell them to put it in your inbox everywhere else? Good girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do lottsa `Moonies` here... Rarely flash my ass in real life in public...but I do it not so publicly as I do here

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Watch blokes wanking - no opportunity otherwise

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I can’t really think of anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t really think of anything!

Nora emails everyone in work asking who they want to fuck

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I can’t really think of anything!

Nora emails everyone in work asking who they want to fuck

I am everyone in work

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Post pics every time I get new underwear, sometimes boobs may escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dick has never seen a camera so often, and as for my potty mouth! Wish I could swear like this at work.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Request that random strangers show me their bodies.

Ooh. And also get random strangers to pose in various ways and with various themed accessories for photo challenges.

Not done that in the real world.

Oh. And flash any part of me except those usually seen in public. Except my boobs. I was known to flash them occasionally many years ago. What with being so classy and all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get my boobs out constantly.

Couldn't do that anywhere else

This

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Request that random strangers show me their bodies.

Ooh. And also get random strangers to pose in various ways and with various themed accessories for photo challenges.

Not done that in the real world.

Oh. And flash any part of me except those usually seen in public. Except my boobs. I was known to flash them occasionally many years ago. What with being so classy and all.

Can I apply for the position of gardener haha

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Talk about my shrinking clit!

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple
over a year ago

Watford

"you wouldn't do anywhere else.

I can say shit, arse , fuck , twat, knob , cunt, wanker, bastard and no one takes a blind bit of notice.

I don't do it at work or at home

I'm absolutely disgusted!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Walk around with my arse out everywhere..

Can't be doing with the attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was gonna say dick pics. But has been known outside of fab (when asked of course). Plus exhibitionist.

Then say flirt. But I can be a devil. Maybe not quite so bad as here.

So honest answer is probably be more open about experiences and plans. Both for me personally and the ENM relationship I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk about my shrinking clit!"

Is that in the hope someone will offer to come and suck it until it's big again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More don’t than wouldn’t, but chatting all sorts with such a wide variety of people from all over the UK, and about much more than sex.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Talk about my shrinking clit!

Is that in the hope someone will offer to come and suck it until it's big again?"

Nah...I have someone breathing life into it...and fingers well... dunno about geen fingers but they are certainly magic

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Request that random strangers show me their bodies.

Ooh. And also get random strangers to pose in various ways and with various themed accessories for photo challenges.

Not done that in the real world.

Oh. And flash any part of me except those usually seen in public. Except my boobs. I was known to flash them occasionally many years ago. What with being so classy and all.

Can I apply for the position of gardener haha

Was usually when I was behind the bar actually. Accompanied by a roll of my eyes.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Willy Copters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you wouldn't do anywhere else.

I can say shit, arse , fuck , twat, knob , cunt, wanker, bastard and no one takes a blind bit of notice.

I don't do it at work or at home

I can say controversial things & get totally ignored

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

People get to see pictures of my bottom

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ask people to choose which bra I should buy.

Show people my boobs.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"you wouldn't do anywhere else.

I can say shit, arse , fuck , twat, knob , cunt, wanker, bastard and no one takes a blind bit of notice.

I don't do it at work or at home

Granny

I know Evie I know ...... here doesn't count tho .....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny, I didn't know you swore!!

My arse is on show on here much more than it is in the big wide world.

Jo.Xx "

I don't

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Talk about my shrinking clit!"

Have you tried carrying the shopping home with it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can call myself various things. Put on a different persona. Role play. All that jazz.

In other words = I can be not me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get my boobs out constantly.

Couldn't do that anywhere else

Same, plus show my foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend more time trying to speak with women than I do trying to see them naked

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