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"Asking for one of my mates
Love and Peace "Wouldn’t know haven’t stopped wanking since before COVID | |||
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"Asking for one of my mates
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Wouldn’t know haven’t stopped wanking since before COVID "My mate said he didn’t wank last week and now his dick looks smaller | |||
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"No it inflates to twice it’s size and if you leave it too long (unlikely I know) you hear a hissing sound emanating from your bellend where the pressure is building……. KABOOM!!! "LOL that's new one for me  | |||
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"No it inflates to twice it’s size and if you leave it too long (unlikely I know) you hear a hissing sound emanating from your bellend where the pressure is building……. KABOOM!!! "I thought I could hear a bike tyre deflating  | |||
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"No it inflates to twice it’s size and if you leave it too long (unlikely I know) you hear a hissing sound emanating from your bellend where the pressure is building……. KABOOM!!!
LOL that's new one for me "You’ve definitely not stopped wanking with a username like that | |||
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"I heard it drops off "This is exactly what I’ve heard. Use it or lose it | |||
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"I heard it drops off "I’m surprised mine hasn’t dropped of by now | |||
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"You won't need to worry about that OP  "I tried telling him that it still looked the same size in a non ghey way | |||
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"Haha erm well it’s a muscle so technically the more you pull it the bigger it should get "He says it’s not been pulled in over a week and now it looks like a walnut whip | |||
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"Haha erm well it’s a muscle so technically the more you pull it the bigger it should get
He says it’s not been pulled in over a week and now it looks like a walnut whip "Pics or it never happened | |||
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"Haha erm well it’s a muscle so technically the more you pull it the bigger it should get
He says it’s not been pulled in over a week and now it looks like a walnut whip
Pics or it never happened "I’m not taking pics of my ‘mates’ knob. Do you think I’m some kind of pervert or something? | |||
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"Haha erm well it’s a muscle so technically the more you pull it the bigger it should get
He says it’s not been pulled in over a week and now it looks like a walnut whip
Pics or it never happened
I’m not taking pics of my ‘mates’ knob. Do you think I’m some kind of pervert or something? "Pics, pics, pics, pics, pics, pics | |||
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"Haha erm well it’s a muscle so technically the more you pull it the bigger it should get "Is it really a muscle? BRB, heading to the gym for, erm... reasons... | |||
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"Asking for one of my mates
Love and Peace "I think we should conduct an experiment to find out. Wank for a week Then don't. I'll measure it very carefully and precisely for you daily if you like with a metre stick. PW | |||
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"Haha erm well it’s a muscle so technically the more you pull it the bigger it should get
He says it’s not been pulled in over a week and now it looks like a walnut whip
Pics or it never happened
I’m not taking pics of my ‘mates’ knob. Do you think I’m some kind of pervert or something?
Pics, pics, pics, pics, pics, pics
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"Haha erm well it’s a muscle so technically the more you pull it the bigger it should get
Is it really a muscle? BRB, heading to the gym for, erm... reasons..."Lots of fellas heading the gym to tie weights to their knobs right now | |||
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"Asking for one of my mates
Love and Peace
I think we should conduct an experiment to find out.
Wank for a week
Then don't.
I'll measure it very carefully and precisely for you daily if you like with a metre stick.
PW"Ah, you have one of those measuring devices that had the first 5 inches missing don’t you?  | |||
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"Haha erm well it’s a muscle so technically the more you pull it the bigger it should get
Is it really a muscle? BRB, heading to the gym for, erm... reasons...
Lots of fellas heading the gym to tie weights to their knobs right now "haha nonidea but a wet towel on the your dick when it’s hard good for weight training haha | |||
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"Yup. Mines down to a nub "Not the only thing that's shrinking. I'm sure you used to be Heat 85. | |||
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"Yup. Mines down to a nub
Not the only thing that's shrinking. I'm sure you used to be Heat 85. "I did indeed. Just need my arse to shrink now | |||
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"Yup. Mines down to a nub
Not the only thing that's shrinking. I'm sure you used to be Heat 85.
I did indeed.
Just need my arse to shrink now "How the other half live. I've always wanted mine bigger. | |||
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"Mine shrinks if I wash it at 60 degrees. " Shrinks or shrieks? | |||
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"Asking for one of my mates
Love and Peace "Splash some miracle grow on it twice daily for 2 weeks.  | |||
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"No, its one of them optical illusions. Your 'friend's balls are growing in size each wankless day and making his cock seem puny in comparison. Without remedy they will eventually swell to melon like proportions and his cock will have the visual impact of a rancid button mushroom." Great info brother. I’ll tell him to have a wank tonight  | |||
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"No but it gets worn away from too much friction if you put it inside lots of vaginas. " I certainly won’t have this problem | |||
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"Yup. Mines down to a nub "Yes, I’ve seen yours | |||
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"No, but your hand does." If your hands shrink surely it’ll look bigger? This is why Jeremy Beadle wanked left handed | |||
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"Asking for one of my mates
Love and Peace " so I take it you have never given wanking a break OP otherwise you'd know the answer...sure who gives wanking a break...zero I reckon | |||
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"Yeah but not if you get someone else to do it for you "I’ve heard it grows bigger if someone else does it | |||
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"Asking for one of my mates
Love and Peace
Splash some miracle grow on it twice daily for 2 weeks.
"Is this like using regaine on yer cock? | |||
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"No, it just goes on a well-earned holiday for a couple of weeks. Possibly to a nice little cottage in the Yorkshire Dales." You’re taking the piss when you say little aren’t you? | |||
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"Asking for one of my mates
Love and Peace
so I take it you have never given wanking a break OP otherwise you'd know the answer...sure who gives wanking a break...zero I reckon"I did for 7 years but that's not a conversation for this thread | |||
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"Study biology. Lol" I did but could never get passed the page with the women’s tits on it | |||
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"Don’t know if not wanking make it smaller All I know is I can make them bigger" He’s more concerned about his knob than his balls | |||
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"Study biology. Lol I did but could never get passed the page with the women’s tits on it " | |||
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"I think you've got it all wrong. The bigger the wanker, the smaller the appendage. I'm pretty sure it's a mathematical law "More maths... The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat. | |||
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but we would never know would we .. such are the mysteries of the force aka as the one eyed Peter ! | |||
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"Asking for one of my mates
Love and Peace
so I take it you have never given wanking a break OP otherwise you'd know the answer...sure who gives wanking a break...zero I reckon"My mate hurt his banjo string from wanking too much previously so had to stop | |||
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"Asking for one of my mates
Love and Peace
so I take it you have never given wanking a break OP otherwise you'd know the answer...sure who gives wanking a break...zero I reckon
I did for 7 years but that's not a conversation for this thread "You must start another thread about this | |||
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"I think you've got it all wrong. The bigger the wanker, the smaller the appendage. I'm pretty sure it's a mathematical law "I don’t even think it’s mathematical, it’s just fact | |||
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"I suppose with less blood flow it would yes. A week or so without a five knuckle shuffle does tend to give me a walnut whip look "Oh my mum loves a walnut whip! | |||
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"I suppose with less blood flow it would yes. A week or so without a five knuckle shuffle does tend to give me a walnut whip look
Oh my mum loves a walnut whip! "What's her fab name? | |||
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"I suppose with less blood flow it would yes. A week or so without a five knuckle shuffle does tend to give me a walnut whip look
Oh my mum loves a walnut whip!
What's her fab name? "I was just about to ask that myself | |||
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"There is evidence of shrinking from long term chastity device wearing " He is starting to look like he’s got a mangina | |||
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"There is evidence of shrinking from long term chastity device wearing " How long can you wear those things without taking them off? Always wondered. | |||
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" Does your cock shrink if you stop wanking? Asking for one of my mates
Love and Peace "Nobody knows, it’s never happened. | |||
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"There is evidence of shrinking from long term chastity device wearing How long can you wear those things without taking them off? Always wondered. " It’ll go rusty won’t it with the toilet splash back | |||
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" Does your cock shrink if you stop wanking? Asking for one of my mates
Love and Peace
Nobody knows, it’s never happened. "My mate is very close to it | |||
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"Mine shrinks if I wash it at 60 degrees. Shrinks or shrieks? " | |||
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"Mine shrinks if I wash it at 60 degrees. Shrinks or shrieks? "You’ve got to get those wank stains out | |||
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"I don't know about cocks but I reckon my clit has...oh well it's still as sentiment, if not more so " So have you stopped wanking? Or has it just shrunk? Your clit I might add and not your cock | |||
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"Maybe “your friend” should consider Botox injections ???" Do you inject it down the japs eye? | |||
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"I don't know about cocks but I reckon my clit has...oh well it's still as sentiment, if not more so So have you stopped wanking? Or has it just shrunk? Your clit I might add and not your cock "I stopped wanking but someone helped me out and yeyyy it still works....to my total releif! | |||
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"I don't know about cocks but I reckon my clit has...oh well it's still as sentiment, if not more so So have you stopped wanking? Or has it just shrunk? Your clit I might add and not your cock
I stopped wanking but someone helped me out and yeyyy it still works....to my total releif!"You must get more helping hands then Mrs | |||
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"Maybe “your friend” should consider Botox injections ??? Do you inject it down the japs eye? "Yes All the way down | |||
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"Maybe “your friend” should consider Botox injections ??? Do you inject it down the japs eye?
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All the way down "That brought a tear to my japs eye | |||
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"Jesus. Had it got even smaller?!?! "Yes, he’s quite embarrassed about it now | |||
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"Jesus. Had it got even smaller?!?!
Yes, he’s quite embarrassed about it now "Ask Lexi to help… | |||
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"Asking for one of my mates
Love and Peace
so I take it you have never given wanking a break OP otherwise you'd know the answer...sure who gives wanking a break...zero I reckon
I did for 7 years but that's not a conversation for this thread "Really ... Jeez... I'm very curious now...either you were with someone extremely hot that Sexually Satisfied you completely... Or you joined the priesthood taking a vow of celibacy which included self play  | |||
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"Jesus. Had it got even smaller?!?!
Yes, he’s quite embarrassed about it now
Ask Lexi to help… "He’d be scared of her and it would disappear then | |||
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"No, only when you stop having sex. Swear I've lost an inch and someone needs to help it grow back "My mate has lost a few inches since he bought his new tape | |||
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"I asked my doctor and he said yes and it also slows down your heart rate " Is your Doctor a wanker? | |||
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"I asked my doctor and he said yes and it also slows down your heart rate Is your Doctor a wanker? "I'm not sure but he always makes me wank him off into the medical waste bin | |||
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"I asked my doctor and he said yes and it also slows down your heart rate Is your Doctor a wanker?
I'm not sure but he always makes me wank him off into the medical waste bin "Ah, you must be BUPA | |||
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"Asking for one of my mates
Love and Peace
so I take it you have never given wanking a break OP otherwise you'd know the answer...sure who gives wanking a break...zero I reckon
I did for 7 years but that's not a conversation for this thread "That's really interesting though. It's not something I come across often if at all on here. | |||
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"Maybe there is truth in the “ if you don’t use it .. ya lose it “ term " Straight up, that was in the article! | |||
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"I don't know about cocks but I reckon my clit has...oh well it's still as sentiment, if not more so " It IS a biological fact that women's bits can shrink if their oestrogen is low. Get it checked out... | |||
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"Maybe there is truth in the “ if you don’t use it .. ya lose it “ term Straight up, that was in the article!" yeah have heard of that . That why I’ll always intend to .. use it lol . Can’t be too careful | |||
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"I asked my doctor and he said yes and it also slows down your heart rate Is your Doctor a wanker?
I'm not sure but he always makes me wank him off into the medical waste bin
Ah, you must be BUPA "I am it's true. Maybe I should switch to MYSTIQUE care. I've heard you prefer the tits to the waste bin. | |||
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"I suppose with less blood flow it would yes. A week or so without a five knuckle shuffle does tend to give me a walnut whip look
Oh my mum loves a walnut whip!
What's her fab name? "Sadly she doesn't have an account. I reckon she'd smile more if she did! I dont take after her in any regard either if that helps | |||
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