FabSwingers.com forum: Odd things said whilst fucking

By *kcouple1973 OP Couple
over a year ago

colchester

What is the weirdest thing someone has said whilst in the moment funny or damn right weird? Mine was when we were getting down to it she sat me on a chair and her arse was bobbing up and down she blurted out “Oh Grandma!” Did make me smirk then she said it a few more times good job she was facing away from me At the time

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

In a club we've heard "Oh God, yes, yes, yes". It was all very when Harry met Sally.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

One guy started whispering in my ear "the police are on to you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking PW over the dining room table, we came together for the first time and within seconds of coming PW says 'that's it we're a proper couple now!'

Then we both fell about laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One guy started whispering in my ear "the police are on to you"

Yup that's weird

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Oh, chemical chance, chemical chance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a hotel balcony once,

She was sat on me looking outward…

Oh look…a plane…do you think they can see us

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Someone told me I was amazing. They were clearly confused at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Oh my days” - over and over as I was pounding her. It was cute and funny watching her trying not to swear

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

I was fucking this lovely woman and her husband was watching,when I said do you want a go really fucked up the atmosphere

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Someone told me I was amazing. They were clearly confused at the time. "

Fine. I won't tell you again.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

An ex once bleated like a sheep. She had been ripping the push out of me for being a farm boy earlier in the day and this was apparently the next logical step.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

I embarrassingly said “I love you” to my 1st girlfriend during sex and it wasn’t returned.

I was crushed

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Someone told me I was amazing. They were clearly confused at the time.

Fine. I won't tell you again.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Someone told me I was amazing. They were clearly confused at the time.

Fine. I won't tell you again.

Nope. That's it. From now on I shall say "decidedly adequate".

You're welcome

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

While doing doggy this posh bird yelled ram it up the clay pit couldn’t do nowt for laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ex once bleated like a sheep. She had been ripping the push out of me for being a farm boy earlier in the day and this was apparently the next logical step. "

Well, if you go into the bedroom wearing wellies, you should expect nothing less!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"An ex once bleated like a sheep. She had been ripping the push out of me for being a farm boy earlier in the day and this was apparently the next logical step.

Well, if you go into the bedroom wearing wellies, you should expect nothing less!

IS "

If I'm honest I think it was the flat cap that did the damage

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By *ickedwillyCouple
over a year ago

Bangor

Best time to tell her I want to see her fucking

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

"One guy started whispering in my ear "the police are on to you"

That’s hilarious...or perhaps they were undercover and had decided to tip you off?!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I once shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!!" at an ex. Ruined the moment slightly as we both burst out laughing and he needed a break to think about something else before he could carry on.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

[Removed by poster at 06/09/21 10:17:56]

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I once shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!!" at an ex. Ruined the moment slightly as we both burst out laughing and he needed a break to think about something else before he could carry on."

that's just cruel

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Ground control to Major Tom.

(commencing countdown engines on..)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few months after my divorce I met a school mum in a local pub. One thing lead to another and while we were fucking she started asking about my ex wife and which hair salon she uses….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a guy whisper his full shopping list in my ear, right at the moment of pure release.....

i think it was the "bog roll" and "dog wormer" what made me get up and get dressed!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

“Oh, that will be mum” as we were going at it on the sofa and we heard a key in the front door.

And “can you be a bit quieter, my parents are in the next room”, when I went home with a girl I met in a nightclub.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"A few months after my divorce I met a school mum in a local pub. One thing lead to another and while we were fucking she started asking about my ex wife and which hair salon she uses…. "

Lovely!

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

Shit, he's home early

Joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is one Jimmy Carr routine where he asked this question to audience. Some funny answers he got there.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

A female who was not vocal during sex. Once just as I entered her, was not fully in. Said Remember Banana’s. I was WTF. Stopped , she in turn started to laugh . Which yes spoiled the momentum. She did explain . That yes was enjoying . Remembered needed banana’s as I entered her.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I once shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!!" at an ex. Ruined the moment slightly as we both burst out laughing and he needed a break to think about something else before he could carry on.

that's just cruel "

There was a story behind it (she's not someone I often think about while having sex, it's not my kink or anything), but it was a masterpiece of bad timing!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I once shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!!" at an ex. Ruined the moment slightly as we both burst out laughing and he needed a break to think about something else before he could carry on.

that's just cruel

There was a story behind it (she's not someone I often think about while having sex, it's not my kink or anything), but it was a masterpiece of bad timing!"

What would the kink be? An Arlene specific kink? Female politician kink? DUP leader kink?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I once shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!!" at an ex. Ruined the moment slightly as we both burst out laughing and he needed a break to think about something else before he could carry on.

that's just cruel

There was a story behind it (she's not someone I often think about while having sex, it's not my kink or anything), but it was a masterpiece of bad timing!

What would the kink be? An Arlene specific kink? Female politician kink? DUP leader kink?

Is there a kink for shouting random politician names during sex?

Oh god... yes... yes... MATT HANCOCK! god, that's so good... ED DAVEY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit!! He never comes home this early!!" Proper mood killer that was.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I once shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!!" at an ex. Ruined the moment slightly as we both burst out laughing and he needed a break to think about something else before he could carry on.

that's just cruel

There was a story behind it (she's not someone I often think about while having sex, it's not my kink or anything), but it was a masterpiece of bad timing!

What would the kink be? An Arlene specific kink? Female politician kink? DUP leader kink?

Is there a kink for shouting random politician names during sex?

Oh god... yes... yes... MATT HANCOCK! god, that's so good... ED DAVEY!"

Oh fuck...IAN PAISLEY.....right there JOHN MAJOR

We may just have created it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once explained the entire movie the forbidden zone to a girl whilst fucking her. It was a bizzare experience we had the film on and I had smoked for the first time in years. I was so happy to show her this strange film I am obsessed with and being so stoned I couldn't help myself haha

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I once shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!!" at an ex. Ruined the moment slightly as we both burst out laughing and he needed a break to think about something else before he could carry on.

that's just cruel

There was a story behind it (she's not someone I often think about while having sex, it's not my kink or anything), but it was a masterpiece of bad timing!

What would the kink be? An Arlene specific kink? Female politician kink? DUP leader kink?

Is there a kink for shouting random politician names during sex?

Oh god... yes... yes... MATT HANCOCK! god, that's so good... ED DAVEY!

Oh fuck...IAN PAISLEY.....right there JOHN MAJOR

We may just have created it

Haha, I'm up for giving it a go if you are!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I once shouted "ARLENE FOSTER!!" at an ex. Ruined the moment slightly as we both burst out laughing and he needed a break to think about something else before he could carry on.

that's just cruel

There was a story behind it (she's not someone I often think about while having sex, it's not my kink or anything), but it was a masterpiece of bad timing!

What would the kink be? An Arlene specific kink? Female politician kink? DUP leader kink?

Is there a kink for shouting random politician names during sex?

Oh god... yes... yes... MATT HANCOCK! god, that's so good... ED DAVEY!

Oh fuck...IAN PAISLEY.....right there JOHN MAJOR

We may just have created it

Haha, I'm up for giving it a go if you are!

I'm game as a badger

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By *kcouple1973 OP Couple
over a year ago

colchester

"I was fucking this lovely woman and her husband was watching,when I said do you want a go really fucked up the atmosphere

Hilarious

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