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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Write your own folks!

1. Thou shall not get ones knickers in a twist especially if wearing a G string

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not disagree with anyones opinion in the forum or they WILL block you! (even thou art 500miles from blocker and had no intention of meeting/msging anyway!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thou shall adore fanny..even if female and straight

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Thou shalt not disagree with anyones opinion in the forum or they WILL block you! (even thou art 500miles from blocker and had no intention of meeting/msging anyway!!) "

Thous shalt not throw a tantrum because someone blocked them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not lie about age & size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt not disagree with anyones opinion in the forum or they WILL block you! (even thou art 500miles from blocker and had no intention of meeting/msging anyway!!)

Thous shalt not throw a tantrum because someone blocked them "

Lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not accuse anyone who says "no" of being a timewaster.

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

Thou shall shag anyone who sends you a message; regardless of personal taste and preferences

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Thou shalt not disagree with anyones opinion in the forum or they WILL block you! (even thou art 500miles from blocker and had no intention of meeting/msging anyway!!) "
Keep it lighthearted please.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt not disagree with anyones opinion in the forum or they WILL block you! (even thou art 500miles from blocker and had no intention of meeting/msging anyway!!) Keep it lighthearted please..... "

that was meant as lighthearted, lol,

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Thou shalt not erect a meet today flag when thou has no intention of meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Thou shalt not have a life outside of here and be available for leg opening shenanigans 24/7

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Thou shalt not have a life outside of here and be available for leg opening shenanigans 24/7 "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall reply to each and every message in a polite manner

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Thou shalt not pander to idiots with the pointless Sydney University warning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not ladder my bloody nylons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thou shalt not get spunk on the good lady's husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thou shalt not get spunk on the good lady's husband. "

especiaaly after the good lady has left the room

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Thou shall make sure ones skirt is not tucked into ones knickers when leaving the ladies especially when wearing granny pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not dare say no to a meet with a gal who you msged a week ago, and then decided to msg you back when your already a bit erm, busy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to bi or not to bi ops sorry not a commandment lol

thou straight but will suck cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall always have trimmed or shaved pubes

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If a man thou shall have body hair

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

Thou shall always be dressed in sexy lingerie when reading messages so you are ready for action when reading messages asking "fancy a fuck now"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Thou shalt covet thy neighbours arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shall always be dressed in sexy lingerie when reading messages so you are ready for action when reading messages asking "fancy a fuck now""

phahaa. love this

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Thou shalt make sure that you wash ya bumhole when in your period

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt change thine age limit to at least 48, as the new cut off point for older guys seems to be 45

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Thou shalt make sure that you wash ya bumhole when in your period "

Makes perfect sense to me

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

thou shalt meet all horny truckers in a layby

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

Thou must admit if you are a minger

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

Thou shall never change or cancel a meet even if dead so as not to be called timewasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thou shalt meet all horny truckers in a layby "

Thou must meet me in said layby between me and thee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not expect everyone to think you are irresistible/drop dead gorgeous, and that no one can possible turn you down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not provoke the wrath of the Pussy Posse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt not disagree with anyones opinion in the forum or they WILL block you! (even thou art 500miles from blocker and had no intention of meeting/msging anyway!!)

Thous shalt not throw a tantrum because someone blocked them "

.

I still believe there is a difference between blocking because one is not interested, and blocking because one is being a coward after sending unpleasant and unsolicited messages so that the recipient cannot respond in kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt not provoke the wrath of the Pussy Posse "

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You survived two socials, so what is the issue?

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Thou shall pay for babysitter , fuel or taxi/train etc and other expenses to get a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt not expect everyone to think you are irresistible/drop dead gorgeous, and that no one can possible turn you down! "

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Bugger, just spotted the typo mistake, it should read "possibly", of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt make sure that you wash ya bumhole when in your period "

Lol! Love this

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Thou shalt not keep feckin' whinging about things on Fab.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not describe thyself as curvy if thou ist male

PS Totally not agreeing with the men must have body hair one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not start threads about BBWs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thou shall have brushed teeth before meet to avoid shit for breath

ps preferably ones in mouth and not a tumbler hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall adore bbc even if not a preference

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Thou shall give thy share of sympathy shags to make sure none of the less fortunate are left out.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Thou shall adore bbc even if not a preference "

Well they did do a good job with the Olympics.... but I prefer Dave and 5USA.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

One shouldnt fancy a meet when they cant be arsed to shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shall adore bbc even if not a preference

Well they did do a good job with the Olympics.... but I prefer Dave and 5USA."

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Though shalt not take the moral high ground

Wolf

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Thou shall resist temptation unless its far too tempting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall meet any male that asks, regardless of age, looks or personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not expect everyone to agree with your views and opinions.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thou shalt be obliged to answer every "fancy a shag" message thou gets, and thou shall not complain at the abuse thou gets when they politely decline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every single man shalt verily invest in a sky remote or can of Sure deodorant for showing their cock size in photos.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Every single man shalt verily invest in a sky remote or can of Sure deodorant for showing their cock size in photos."
lol...like that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shall resist temptation unless its far too tempting "

Thought you was referring to me then... Pffft

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Thou shall resist temptation unless its far too tempting

Thought you was referring to me then... Pffft"
if the cap fits....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Pffftif the cap fits...."

...chuck it on the floor with the rest of the clothes that are superfluous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every single man shalt verily invest in a sky remote or can of Sure deodorant for showing their cock size in photos.lol...like that one"

Other deodorants are available

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


" Pffftif the cap fits....

...chuck it on the floor with the rest of the clothes that are superfluous."
no take it off slowly and hang or fold it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" Pffftif the cap fits....

...chuck it on the floor with the rest of the clothes that are superfluous."

They only work if you leave them in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Pffftif the cap fits....

...chuck it on the floor with the rest of the clothes that are superfluous.

They only work if you leave them in "

It was getting them in without them pinging onto the floor that was the problem !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Females shalt wear stockings and suspenders or hold-ups, push up bra and 6 inch heels at all times.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Females shalt wear stockings and suspenders or hold-ups, push up bra and 6 inch heels at all times."
Give that women the position of prime minister!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Females shalt wear stockings and suspenders or hold-ups, push up bra and 6 inch heels at all times."

And full make-up. And shall never have their period.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not ridicule one's footwear, including Crocs and mock crocs!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" Pffftif the cap fits....

...chuck it on the floor with the rest of the clothes that are superfluous.

They only work if you leave them in

It was getting them in without them pinging onto the floor that was the problem ! "

Those were the days... cap shooting across the bathroom when you tried to hook it out. Nostalgia, it ain't what it used to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Females shalt wear stockings and suspenders or hold-ups, push up bra and 6 inch heels at all times.

And full make-up. And shall never have their period."

And never have bad hair days.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Thou shalt not ridicule one's footwear, including Crocs and mock crocs! "
thou shall put thy foot in it

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Thou shall wait at least 1 week after joining the site before proclaiming that 'it is hard to meet anyone/get a shag' and 'it's not worth it' and ignore all advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not expect a profile re-write will automatically increase your chances of success on FAB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not have a profile txt longer than "War and Peace"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not waste time complaining about timewasters

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Thou shalt worship at the altar of pussyncock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every single man shalt verily invest in a sky remote or can of Sure deodorant for showing their cock size in photos."

Or pile of ring donuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every single man shalt verily invest in a sky remote or can of Sure deodorant for showing their cock size in photos.

Or pile of ring donuts "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall state the truth and only but the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall pound away till tha strikes water

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Thou shalt take you clothes off when drinking tequila

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

thou shall commit adultary and covert thy neighbours wife!

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

thou shall not lay down with swine unless thou ist a single male who cannot gettest a shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thou shalt always bring a bottle of wine and flowers and a little present for the lady you are to meet

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Thou shalt offer dinner, then split the cost and use a 2 for 1 voucher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thou shall not lay down with swine unless thou ist a single male who cannot gettest a shag!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thou shall not have a sense of humour in msg's in case someone mis-reads it....amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thou shalt not get spunk on the good lady's husband. "

I presume it's ok to get it on the bad ladies' husbands.

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london


"thou shalt not get spunk on the good lady's husband.

especiaaly after the good lady has left the room "
Class

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The Grand Poo Bah dost decree that this is the most sacred of all commandments: females who do not accommodate are fakey timewasters. It is the solemn duty of all females to accommodate in all circumstances, providing food and other sustenance to meet even the most restricted of dietary needs and desires.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not ever, ever, ever, never, fucking ever, ever, ever, believe a fucking a word, ever, that anyone utters on here, EVER!!

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"Thou shall make sure ones skirt is not tucked into ones knickers when leaving the ladies especially when wearing granny pants. "

lmao that happened on one of my trips, they ( the couple ) kept taking food from tables,she got food poisoning and left coach loo with skirt up her tail....everyone she passe made comment

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

oh and seriously think about posting after having a bottle of red wine ....or more - only had one glass so far;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt remove socks when playing.

Thou shalt not use the line 'will fill in later' for more than an hour on any profile.

Thou must take profile pics of more than just your cock (13 times) - even if it's the best looking part of your body.

Thou shalt not sulk if you lose the 'word of the week' competition.

Thou shalt not post status updates bitching about others - but are permitted to curse them under your breath and stick pins in home made voodoo dolls!

Thou shalt not post pics of any of the following - blue waffles, muddy starfishes, third nipples, loos, sky remotes or any fruits or vegetables inserted where the sun don't shine!

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"Thou shalt remove socks when playing.

Thou shalt not use the line 'will fill in later' for more than an hour on any profile.

Thou must take profile pics of more than just your cock (13 times) - even if it's the best looking part of your body.

Thou shalt not sulk if you lose the 'word of the week' competition.

Thou shalt not post status updates bitching about others - but are permitted to curse them under your breath and stick pins in home made voodoo dolls!

Thou shalt not post pics of any of the following - blue waffles, muddy starfishes, third nipples, loos, sky remotes or any fruits or vegetables inserted where the sun don't shine!"

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"Write your own folks!

1. Thou shall not get ones knickers in a twist especially if wearing a G string "

Especially if you are male !

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Thou shall make sure ones skirt is not tucked into ones knickers when leaving the ladies especially when wearing granny pants.

lmao that happened on one of my trips, they ( the couple ) kept taking food from tables,she got food poisoning and left coach loo with skirt up her tail....everyone she passe made comment "

Happened to me at my best mate's sister's wedding - fecking mortified, and I hadn't even had a ruddy drink at the time

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Thou shalst always include in veris "she sucks like a dyson, he is a relaxed/cool/friendly/all round nice type of guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalst not drip sweat all over the person you are riding

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