FabSwingers.com forum: I fancy you/Ooft you’re hot!

By *eeky goodness OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Send a "I fancy you" or “ooft I’d like to get hot with you” PM to someone on this thread.

Or you can be really brave and say it in the thread, whatever rocks your boat.

Whatever you do just have fun, you’ve got nothing to lose as you never know they might feel the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a good ooooffftt, count me in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I’d like to play today, sounds a fun thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’d certainly like to get hot with you Geeky Goodness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

Do love a good ooft thread

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like fun x

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Sounds like fun. I’m in..

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By *oozleMan
over a year ago

high wycombe

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay, in !

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dipping a toe in, be gentle ladies

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

GG it’s been a while, I need to brush off the cobwebs from my oofting voice

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

In for an oooofting!

And my first oooooooft is for you geeky as always!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just fab all their photos instead?

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

In for an oooofting!

And my first oooooooft is for you geeky as always!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I’m in for a good ooofting session

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'll take an ooofftt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"I'll take an ooofftt

Ooooft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll have a little oooooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in I’m in

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By *attooedMancMan
over a year ago

manchester

This is always entertaining....

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I’m in for a good ooofting session

Big Oooffttt

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’ll have a quick mooch

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'll take an ooofftt

Ooooft!

Oooofftt back at you sexy

There we go.... taken an ooofft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In. Can I have a hug too?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I'll take an ooofftt

Take my ooft

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By *hillinsMan
over a year ago

Essex

Could be fun, I’m in

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Send a "I fancy you" or “ooft I’d like to get hot with you” PM to someone on this thread.

Or you can be really brave and say it in the thread, whatever rocks your boat.

Whatever you do just have fun, you’ve got nothing to lose as you never know they might feel the same.

Oooffftttt to you K. What is this boat rocking you speak of?

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I havnt ooofft for a while

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I’m in for a good ooofting session

Big Oooffttt

I’d ooft you any day

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Send a "I fancy you" or “ooft I’d like to get hot with you” PM to someone on this thread.

Or you can be really brave and say it in the thread, whatever rocks your boat.

Whatever you do just have fun, you’ve got nothing to lose as you never know they might feel the same.

An Ooft for you geeky

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Love a good ooooffftt, count me in. "

Always an oooofffttt to that face MM

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Orderly queue needed to oooft Posh I think... respectfully joining and if tinder is in, can i oooft you both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In. Can I have a hug too? "

Big hug

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"In. Can I have a hug too? "

Be rude not too

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"In. Can I have a hug too? "

Absolutely. Have an ooft and a big hug

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Love a good ooooffftt, count me in. "

Oooofting all over you mixed mister, ooooooft again

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Love a good ooooffftt, count me in. "

Oooofting all over you mixed mister, ooooooft again

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"In. Can I have a hug too? "

Only if you ask nicely

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I have every had an ooofftt here…. If there’s any spare pass it over?!

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in please I like a good ooofting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offfffffttttttt to all lady’s x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll have a look x

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Sounds like fun

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'll have a look x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in"

Oooft to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take an ooofftt

Oooft posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, for what it's worth

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By *ornyboy242Man
over a year ago

Wisbech

"Sounds like fun

Ooooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in but don’t think it will happen to meany fakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love a good ooooffftt, count me in. "

Oooft!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Have I missed the oooofting?

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Back for more

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By *inkyKittyWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Go on then, I’ll like to play xx

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Well why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bed out hgn all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a quick mooch

Oofffttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In. Can I have a hug too? "

A hug an ooofffftttt or whatever you desire

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Not seen one of these for a while

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Oh it’s been a while…I’m for an oofft xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well why not

Ooofffttt !

Dangerously delicious x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh it’s been a while…I’m for an oofft xx"

Oooft oooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh it’s been a while…I’m for an oofft xx"

Whole lotta ooofffttt coming your way

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I’ll have a quick mooch

Oofffttt

You’re not half bad.. I suppose..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *0astMan
over a year ago

Discovering

Ooooooooofftt

Oh .. wait who do I have it oooooffttt

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sole rider x hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some proper hotties on this thread! Too many ooofs to list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

You get an ooof tmontana.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do love a good ooft thread

Ooooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

You get an ooof tmontana."

Oooft back at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean an ooft goes a long way!!

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Well why not

Ooofffttt !

Dangerously delicious x

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

In but be gentle got another 12hr shift to do tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're in

Ooooft

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Well why not

Ooofffttt !

Dangerously delicious x

Agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well why not

Ooofffttt !

Dangerously delicious x

You get an ooft too meckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a quick mooch

Oofffttt

You’re not half bad.. I suppose..

It’s good lighting

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Oh, get a room, all of you

I'll have the kitchens send up twelve bottles of champagne and a bucket of custard.

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Well why not

Ooofffttt !

Dangerously delicious x

You get an ooft too meckle"

Likewise

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Bit late, but it's been a long day! I'm in.

And a big ooooffffftttt! to the lady half of YorkshrCpl. Your pics are wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back for more

Tryingitout19

Oooft, those legs! And the rest too. Big oooft for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in"

Bellaseas Ooooft you know

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Well why not

A man that can dance will always get an oofftt from me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

Ooooft x look who’s here x

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

"Back for more

Tryingitout19

Oooft, those legs! And the rest too. Big oooft for you. "

Why thank you! Those lips look like they get you into trouble

Oofft!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m in. Time to browse…

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By *yway60Man
over a year ago

Gamlingay

Hope you don't mind an oooft from a gay guy. Some seriously hot men in this thread and please don't take offence when I say Mister Mixer is soooo getting mine. With a special mention for MrAverage69's amazing arse.

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
over a year ago

darlo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bellaseas Ooooft you know

Back at you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Well why not

A man that can dance will always get an oofftt from me x"

Dancer hot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well why not

A man that can dance will always get an oofftt from me x"

Oooft for you dancer!

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

I’m in for a bit…

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"I’m in for a bit…"

Always an oofftt for you

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"I’m in for a bit…

Always an oofftt for you

Right back at you with a spooning oooft x

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Well why not

A man that can dance will always get an oofftt from me x

Oooft for you dancer! "

Back at you beautiful x

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Evening

Ooofffttt to you Tmontana

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

in"

Well worth an ooft

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By *acksLamentMan
over a year ago

Wales

Ooooh(ft) I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

Ooooft x look who’s here x

back at you Kylie

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Well why not

A man that can dance will always get an oofftt from me x

Dancer hot x"

Ooft to you Yas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

Ooofffttt to you Tmontana

Thank you right back at you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Well why not

A man that can dance will always get an oofftt from me x

Dancer hot x

Ooft to you Yas

Xxxxx

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By *key1980Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

Iam in!! Pm me for pics,ladies men ts/cd welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread looks like where the hot people hang out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooffftt Sir !

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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago

GATLEY

"Well why not

A man that can dance will always get an oofftt from me x

Dancer hot x

Ooft to you Yas

Absolutely stunning and very hot xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread looks like where the hot people hang out "

Oooft for your beautiful boobs and excellent lingerie choice!

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Big massive oooofffftttt to sensualrubenesque. Hot hot hot!!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Stunners all! Some serious ooofffttts going on.

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

Can I play

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Evening

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can I play

Oooftty

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Evening

Oooft x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

Oooft x"

Oooooooft

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Evening

Oooft x

Oooooooft

Oooffttyt x sexy x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Evening

Ooouuuttttttt

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

Always had a thing for _ancer36

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Evening

Ooouuuttttttt

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Always had a thing for _ancer36

Well she knows now

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Evening

Ooouuuttttttt

Shake it all about!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Evening

Oooft x"

Ooofty toofty

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Evening

Oooft x

Ooofty toofty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for an oooofting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

Very ooft!!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Always had a thing for _ancer36

Oofftt and thank you x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"In for an oooofting

Oooffft posh boy

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

"Always had a thing for _ancer36

Oofftt and thank you x"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Niall

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

x Lexi x ooooffft oooooffft ooooffffttt!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Och, why not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message sent

xxx

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By *ittyandcucumberCouple
over a year ago

London

"This thread looks like where the hot people hang out "

Exactly what we were thinking while scrolling through!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooofft

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Oooooofft"

Oooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Oooft for you ghost and I may have drooled on myself a little.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In for an oooofting

Oooffft posh boy

You think anyone north of Telford is posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/09/21 23:19:07]

Oooft for you ghost and I may have drooled on myself a little.

Ooooffffttttt gorgeous lady... be careful now

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Please be gentle with me.

I am very shy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooft at Dancer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're in

Ooooft

Ooft at you too

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Please be gentle with me.

I am very shy.

If you’re shy, I’m positively mouse like!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Ooft at Dancer.

Back at you, gorgeous pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do love a good ooft thread

Ooooft

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Please be gentle with me.

I am very shy.

If you’re shy, I’m positively mouse like! "

Do you want some cheese?

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Please be gentle with me.

I am very shy.

If you’re shy, I’m positively mouse like!

Do you want some cheese?

As long as it’s not your own?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Little more ooofting done

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Please be gentle with me.

I am very shy.

If you’re shy, I’m positively mouse like!

Do you want some cheese?

As long as it’s not your own?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

let me see

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Please be gentle with me.

I am very shy.

If you’re shy, I’m positively mouse like!

Do you want some cheese?

As long as it’s not your own?

Oh no. That would be far too forward for me.

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By *acksLamentMan
over a year ago

Wales

let me see

Massive ooooooofffffftttttt

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Please be gentle with me.

I am very shy.

If you’re shy, I’m positively mouse like!

Do you want some cheese?

As long as it’s not your own?

Oh no. That would be far too forward for me.

Phew, I’ll have some vintage cheddar then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let me see

Ooooft

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Please be gentle with me.

I am very shy.

If you’re shy, I’m positively mouse like!

Do you want some cheese?

As long as it’s not your own?

Oh no. That would be far too forward for me.

Phew, I’ll have some vintage cheddar then!

Oh. I haven't got any cheese, i only asked if you wanted some.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Please be gentle with me.

I am very shy.

If you’re shy, I’m positively mouse like!

Do you want some cheese?

As long as it’s not your own?

Oh no. That would be far too forward for me.

Phew, I’ll have some vintage cheddar then!

Oh. I haven't got any cheese, i only asked if you wanted some.

Fucker!!!! I’ve just got the crackers out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Please be gentle with me.

I am very shy.

If you’re shy, I’m positively mouse like!

Do you want some cheese?

As long as it’s not your own?

Oh no. That would be far too forward for me.

Phew, I’ll have some vintage cheddar then!

Oh. I haven't got any cheese, i only asked if you wanted some.

Fucker!!!! I’ve just got the crackers out."

How rude.....

On a first meeting too.

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

let me see

Ooft Belle

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

let me see

Massive ooooooofffffftttttt

Thank you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

let me see

Ooooft

Oooffftttt ya big ride

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Please be gentle with me.

I am very shy.

If you’re shy, I’m positively mouse like!

Do you want some cheese?

As long as it’s not your own?

Oh no. That would be far too forward for me.

Phew, I’ll have some vintage cheddar then!

Oh. I haven't got any cheese, i only asked if you wanted some.

Fucker!!!! I’ve just got the crackers out.

How rude.....

On a first meeting too.

Pardon my poor manners, it means I’ll have to get some from the mouse traps and that makes me tense!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

let me see

Ooft Belle

offftttt sparky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let me see

Offfffttt bejesus! ( that’s the Irish version)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Please be gentle with me.

I am very shy.

If you’re shy, I’m positively mouse like!

Do you want some cheese?

As long as it’s not your own?

Oh no. That would be far too forward for me.

Phew, I’ll have some vintage cheddar then!

Oh. I haven't got any cheese, i only asked if you wanted some.

Fucker!!!! I’ve just got the crackers out.

How rude.....

On a first meeting too.

Pardon my poor manners, it means I’ll have to get some from the mouse traps and that makes me tense! "

But think if all the fellow mice that you're saving.

You're a star.

Be careful though. Those new mouse traps are tricky fuckers.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Ooft at Dancer.

Back at you, gorgeous pair

You’re absolutely ooofffttttt Dancer.

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