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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

and ended up with splinters off the stick in an odd place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope but had ice put where it shouldn't have ever been put the other night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and ended up with splinters off the stick in an odd place? "

Did you leave it there long enough for it to melt?

Damn - that must have been chilly!! I've heard of sticking glass dildo's in fridges - but ice lollys? That's gotta burn!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"and ended up with splinters off the stick in an odd place?

Did you leave it there long enough for it to melt?

Damn - that must have been chilly!! I've heard of sticking glass dildo's in fridges - but ice lollys? That's gotta burn! "
Fruit pastille lollies are fruity n dont burn

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

No but I sat on a bloke in a steam room once

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"No but I sat on a bloke in a steam room once "
did you burn your bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May treat myself and the pooch to a Magnum later.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"May treat myself and the pooch to a Magnum later. "
i dont like magnums, the chocolate is too messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like magnums,I find the moustache tickles!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"No but I sat on a bloke in a steam room once did you burn your bum? "

No but it made him squeak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and ended up with splinters off the stick in an odd place? "

"Yes" to the ice-lolly sitting question and "No" to the splinter issue....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May treat myself and the pooch to a Magnum later. i dont like magnums, the chocolate is too messy "

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TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

And please do not remind me of what Madchick did with a Mars bar!!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"May treat myself and the pooch to a Magnum later. i dont like magnums, the chocolate is too messy

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TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

And please do not remind me of what Madchick did with a Mars bar!!!

"
i wont tell you about the night with the custard and baked alaska then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May treat myself and the pooch to a Magnum later. i dont like magnums, the chocolate is too messy

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TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

And please do not remind me of what Madchick did with a Mars bar!!!

i wont tell you about the night with the custard and baked alaska then "

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here just thinking about what one can do with custard and baked alaska!!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"May treat myself and the pooch to a Magnum later. i dont like magnums, the chocolate is too messy

.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

And please do not remind me of what Madchick did with a Mars bar!!!

i wont tell you about the night with the custard and baked alaska then

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here just thinking about what one can do with custard and baked alaska!!!

"
get messy...want more details?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had a dear friend whose grandmother used to knit and push the needles down the side of her chair when we were 10 she jumped in chair and inpaled herself on the 10 inch needle was ok after some heeling but certainly makes you wary where you sit xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May treat myself and the pooch to a Magnum later. i dont like magnums, the chocolate is too messy

.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

And please do not remind me of what Madchick did with a Mars bar!!!

i wont tell you about the night with the custard and baked alaska then

.

here just thinking about what one can do with custard and baked alaska!!!

get messy...want more details? "

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Eh no, as I am still quite innocent and do not wish to be corrupted!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"had a dear friend whose grandmother used to knit and push the needles down the side of her chair when we were 10 she jumped in chair and inpaled herself on the 10 inch needle was ok after some heeling but certainly makes you wary where you sit xxx "
OUCH!!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"May treat myself and the pooch to a Magnum later. i dont like magnums, the chocolate is too messy

.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

And please do not remind me of what Madchick did with a Mars bar!!!

i wont tell you about the night with the custard and baked alaska then

.

here just thinking about what one can do with custard and baked alaska!!!

get messy...want more details?

.

Eh no, as I am still quite innocent and do not wish to be corrupted! "
Innocent!!!!! You???? Ok whos kidnapped Pearl??? Whos using her profile???? And i never corrupt

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

No.

But have put ice poles down my top before to cool down.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"No.

But have put ice poles down my top before to cool down. "
how big where the poles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May treat myself and the pooch to a Magnum later. i dont like magnums, the chocolate is too messy

.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

And please do not remind me of what Madchick did with a Mars bar!!!

i wont tell you about the night with the custard and baked alaska then

.

here just thinking about what one can do with custard and baked alaska!!!

get messy...want more details?

.

Eh no, as I am still quite innocent and do not wish to be corrupted!

Innocent!!!!! You???? Ok whos kidnapped Pearl??? Whos using her profile???? And i never corrupt "

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Shhhhhhh, please do not blow my "nice girl" persona!

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"May treat myself and the pooch to a Magnum later. i dont like magnums, the chocolate is too messy

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TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

And please do not remind me of what Madchick did with a Mars bar!!!

"
i once knew a girl that liked a king size mars fun but messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but plsn on using new glass dildo straight out the freezer tonight

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When all the kids where little we went to a big park for the day. My best friend sat on a boiled sweet and had it stuck to her arse all day. None of us told her, we still remember that lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I sat on my ex mother in law once, she was only a little woman lol

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"had a dear friend whose grandmother used to knit and push the needles down the side of her chair when we were 10 she jumped in chair and inpaled herself on the 10 inch needle was ok after some heeling but certainly makes you wary where you sit xxx OUCH!!! "

Back to none sexual splinters and stuff!!!

If you were in one of the older schools where in the PE class the climbing frames etc were all attached to the wall normally made of wood.

Picture this, assault course type climbing ropes and slides, me about 10 year old (fly here) wearing shorts climbed rope then jumped on the slide, slid down catching half way down the slide on a broken bit, fast forward to being in hospital with a 2" bit of the slide being removed from the inside of my left bum cheek!!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I should imagine a candy floss would be a considerable challenge & fraught with similar potential hazards.

If in doubt stick to toffee apples

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"No.

But have put ice poles down my top before to cool down. how big where the poles?"

The long skinny ones....got plenty of room down my bra for them to fit

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If you don't wash after being fucked with an ice lolly, do you get ants in your pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lolly but I've had the odd ice cube

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