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Do you have a name for satnav person

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

The lady in my car sounds like Moira Stuart so she is Moira oh the fun we have how about you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I just call her the lady

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

I have luscious Lucy

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I just call her the lady "
very civil

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I have luscious Lucy "

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Only if she gives me bad news then she is called 'Oh f**k Off'

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

Bossy boots cos she's always telling me what to do typical female.

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By *angerous liasonsMan
over a year ago

Outer Space

The boss

100% posh sexy dominatrix

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I have an Irish man and he is an absolute dream, known as ‘my love’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thundercunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Gaffer

I like to confuse her by driving the wrong way sometimes just to mix up the drive, as you do

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"The Gaffer

I like to confuse her by driving the wrong way sometimes just to mix up the drive, as you do"

Given the name you should try and change the voice to Alex Ferguson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Gaffer

I like to confuse her by driving the wrong way sometimes just to mix up the drive, as you do

Given the name you should try and change the voice to Alex Ferguson. "

I refuse to have a male voice, we would really end up falling out then and that would be messy

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

Fuckface mainly

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"The Gaffer

I like to confuse her by driving the wrong way sometimes just to mix up the drive, as you do

Given the name you should try and change the voice to Alex Ferguson.

I refuse to have a male voice, we would really end up falling out then and that would be messy "

Point taken, nobody wants a smashed Satnav

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Not a very nice one usually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Gaffer

I like to confuse her by driving the wrong way sometimes just to mix up the drive, as you do

Given the name you should try and change the voice to Alex Ferguson.

I refuse to have a male voice, we would really end up falling out then and that would be messy

Point taken, nobody wants a smashed Satnav "

It would be out of the window for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing at all, the twat nav is muted at all times as sometimes it’s day “turn left”, but the arrow pointed right. So mute button on and just follow the line.

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By *isspurplechesterWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Mines called dude as he’s so chilled and laid back! I used to have a lady sat nav voice but we fell out, she was scary, impatient and bossy haha, she was called Trunchball

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Mines called dude as he’s so chilled and laid back! I used to have a lady sat nav voice but we fell out, she was scary, impatient and bossy haha, she was called Trunchball "
Don't be falling out with satnav person you never know when you might need them xx

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Not a very nice one usually"

^^^^^^^^

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had 'morgan freeman' voice on my m4... i hope the pesky theives are enjoying that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had 'morgan freeman' voice on my m4... i hope the pesky theives are enjoying that! "

Perhaps they’ll hand it back after hearing Morgan giving them the wrongs of life

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I call her bitch because she really is! She argues, tells me I'm driving too fast, too close, the wrong way! Bitch!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I call her bitch because she really is! She argues, tells me I'm driving too fast, too close, the wrong way! Bitch! "

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Quite often its called bastard garmin- when it directs me miles out the way to come back on myself instead of making it clear to turn round

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Quite often its called bastard garmin- when it directs me miles out the way to come back on myself instead of making it clear to turn round "

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Tits McGee

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Sandy

Satellite

Aided

Navigation

Device

Y? (As in why)

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By *iss KissWoman
over a year ago

near Coventry

The thingy

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"The thingy "

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I have a road atlas, when I get it wrong I hurl insults at myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite often call her bitch.

And tell her to shut up. Or say yeah yeah I know! I heard you the first time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t for sat nav but my Alexa I call a slut because she’s in every home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ones called Cyber Bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, it's bloody annoying. It's permanently on mute. The price I have to pay is occasionally missing a turn when I'm talking

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